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Title: mario kart is not a racing game
Post by: wolf on February 11, 2008 04:15 AM

FACT: you use banana peels, who the fuck throws banana peels? during NASCAR if i were a NASCAR driver and some douche passed up on the side of me and threw a banana peel and i slipped on it i would make sure to crash into his car and shout THAT WASNT A REAL RACE BECAUSE WE USED BANANAS FAGGOT

Title: mario kart is not a racing game
Post by: Philip K Dick on February 11, 2008 04:22 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ezpgf0fE8U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ezpgf0fE8U)

Title: mario kart is not a racing game
Post by: Gerkinman on February 11, 2008 05:00 AM

I think a race is anything were theres competition to get from point a to point b the fastest. Your logic also means wipeout, f-zero and burnout arent racing games either.

Also suck my balls, as im a faggot.

Title: mario kart is not a racing game
Post by: wolf on February 11, 2008 05:03 AM

Quote from: Gerkinmanim a faggot.

you didnt have to announce it, it was quite clear from your post

Title: mario kart is not a racing game
Post by: anigen on February 11, 2008 05:11 AM

Quote from: Wolf O
Quote from: Gerkinmanim a faggot.

you didnt have to announce it, it was quite clear from your post

lmao

Title: mario kart is not a racing game
Post by: Hammi on February 11, 2008 05:23 AM

If i threw pasta after Mario to keep him in a distance, would it still qualify as a race?

Title: mario kart is not a racing game
Post by: wolf on February 11, 2008 05:27 AM

i dont know maybe if you timed it and had like luigi get it as well i guess it could. the winner gets free garlic and a parmesan cheese shower

Title: mario kart is not a racing game
Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on February 11, 2008 05:31 AM

What's your idea of a racing game?

Title: mario kart is not a racing game
Post by: Gerkinman on February 11, 2008 05:38 AM

Quoteyou didnt have to announce it, it was quite clear from your post

i like to make sure people know, just so the buttsex doesnt come up as so much of a suprise.

Title: mario kart is not a racing game
Post by: redmongoose on February 11, 2008 05:47 AM

and Tim Burton didn't direct The Nightmare Before Christmas

fucknWHATELSEISNEW

Title: mario kart is not a racing game
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on February 11, 2008 06:52 AM

its a football
i chiseled it

Title: mario kart is not a racing game
Post by: psi43 on February 11, 2008 08:07 PM

Yeah, same thing with the bob ombs and green koopas.

thebackalleys

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