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Post the worst song and your criteria behind why.

TubThumping is fun when ur like 12 and ur brother is smashing a gradeschool kitchen toy set with a pair of steel-toed boots by drop kicking into it on the refrain "I get knocked down". I have hated that song ever since.

Alright, I know i put a song in another language but this is the song I really hate. the worst romantic salsa you can ever hear, bland and with very awful lyrics.

I'm gonna give an extract of the lyrics translated, this is the rap section of the featuring artist "Farruko":

I put the bullet in and I don't miss

What I feel is pure

Like the coke in Medallo

And I'm not Pablo¹

But you know what I'm talking about

That if you're gonna play with fire

But the devil's gonna take you away²

You got me sick

Like a drugged user

I've got a vice for you

Eating you is necessary

Every day³

I swear I can't stand the urge

And I'm gonna hit you hard

Like Chris used to hit Rihanna⁴

1,2,& 3: you got a couple of not-so-subtle references to Pablo Escobar and a awful analogy to "love someone" with drugs

4: Yeah, Chris Brown love Rihanna so hard to the point of left her face fucked with his own hand.

I really do not understand how someone of the label or the producers or Victor Manuelle stop to think about this lyrics and say "my fucking god this is atrociously offensive. we are writing a romantic song!"

There's nothing more romantic than remembering the bloodshed, destruction, terror and social damage provoked by the Medellín Cartel and his leader that still feel in Colombia today and the rest of Latin-America with the Narco-Culture and domestic abuse!

Quote from: nuac_ on October 24, 2024 06:01 AM(This might not last)
Post the worst song and your criteria behind why.

TubThumping is fun when ur like 12 and ur brother is smashing a gradeschool kitchen toy set with a pair of steel-toed boots by drop kicking into it on the refrain "I get knocked down". I have hated that song ever since.

when i was 15 we went on this week long field trip our school called "state trip" where small groups of students would go to different places in the state, on the way there one of the guys in my group had the chumbawumba album and we listesned to it on repeat the entire way. it's a good memory but i never want to hear it again

Quote from: Dr. DiegO on October 24, 2024 12:48 PMLike Chris used to hit Rihanna⁴

This line is pretty bad. I used to make a joke on IRC asking #chat "Did Rihanna do a half-gainer when she got hit like snake did in the metal gear games", and got banned cuz well, because it wasn't very wholesome. That also doesn't make it ok; Internet jokes aside. So I cant believe they put that in their song.

Quote from: rtil on October 24, 2024 05:29 PMwhen i was 15 we went on this week long field trip our school called "state trip" where small groups of students would go to different places in the state, on the way there one of the guys in my group had the chumbawumba album and we listesned to it on repeat the entire way. it's a good memory but i never want to hear it again

LoLed!!!!!!

I used to hate this song, I just hate it less now. I kept hoping it would show up in an episode of south park cuz it sounds exactly like the drums they describe in "Youre getting old"

Did anyone post the Blue Song yet.

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Quote from: nuac_ on October 25, 2024 03:42 PMDid anyone post the Blue Song yet.

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the 2nd song i ever downloaded when i learned about napster as a kid
the 1st one was this and it doesn't belong in this thread because it's epic

hard to think of a song i really hate deep down to its filthy bones but my coworker hates this song every time it comes on so im posting it on his behalf

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King Jon

Morrissey is really cool

This isn't the worst song but that is one really weird lyric; a little anti lyric
Thats why he's so good

Was all over the radio a while ago and I always found it obnoxious:
Listened to Yoko Ono's discography a while ago and she's got more than a few stinkers in there but this is the first to come to mind:

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if gentrification had a soundtrack, this would be a single off it.

Awful ""rhymes"" and babbling. when a ytp edit (https://youtu.be/fE1y6SCgjsg?si=FV1zqbtoQsVv_UnE) sounds better than the original there's something wrong with it.

Quote from: rtil on October 24, 2024 05:29 PMi never want to hear it again

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Quote from: nuac_ on December 15, 2024 01:49 AM

Quote from: rtil on October 24, 2024 05:29 PMi never want to hear it again

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banned for one hit wonder crimes

Ugh
I grew up hearing "Cant stop" on the radio, but I had a feeling I wouldn't like anything else on teh album
because my 3rd grade teacher made this presumption that most albums are like 2 quality singles
and the rest are crap, and that's what this is. Maybe my ear is underdeveloped. idk
I just don't like a lot of canadian made music. Who is this for?

2:31 - "I'm not singing darling I bludclot love you and I'll sing the ocean and climb the mountain"

Whatever the hell Nickelback was doing here.

QuoteNickelback - She Keeps Me Up (Audio)

lmao.
his voice doesn't match all 70s "teh funk" going on
I always figured he was a screamer rocker guy.

Bonus: Wanna hear one of the worst covers ever made? No? Too bad, Im not gonna be the only cursed one in this World.

Quote from: nuac_ on December 29, 2024 08:58 PMhis voice doesn't match all 70s "teh funk" going on
I always figured he was a screamer rocker guy.

It's so out of place, but to be fair, my second post here it's worst in that regard.

Remember the time when The Black Eyed Peas singed in Simlish?

Quote from: Dr. DiegO on January 11, 2025 07:35 AM

Remember the time when The Black Eyed Peas singed in Simlish?

i only know of this game from ambiguousamphibian and i continue to be amazed it exists

is this blackeyed peas DLC or was it just the song.
could you make sims as the black eyed peas
y/n

Quote from: nuac_ on January 14, 2025 04:44 AMis this blackeyed peas DLC or was it just the song.
could you make sims as the black eyed peas
y/n

The Black Eyed Peas are featured In the soundtrack of this game with some of their hit songs featured in Simlish and will.i.am appears in the intro and as a job boss in-game.

edit: did... he made a website with his name? i can't type it without appearing.

Quotedid... he made a website with his name? i can't type it without appearing.

Hahahahha apparently.