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ITT: Complain about anything.

Can someone recommend me a good seinen or w/e manga that is romance but NOT ecchi/harem focused? dorohedoro, linya kouzete, and harems I used to read in high school that turned out to be cringe when I went back to them have left me with a hole and I need romantic tension in my life

American November Thanksgiving.

My first complaint is that SrsSam77's post is off-topic also I'm dying inside.

with seriousness like that of course you are

It's genetic.

im gonna complain about this thread watch me do it here i go ok this thread

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I'd like to complain about cucktin cuckdeau the LMAO WEED DUDE man who is going to inevitably drive canada down in flames

OH WAIT HE ALREADY DID, HE NEVER LET THE U.S. AND RUSSIA SEND FIREFIGHTERS FOR THE WILDFIRE THE SIZE OF CONNECTICUT THAT HAS BEEN BURNING FOR 8 MONTHS!!!

https://youtu.be/EiGwXt82wqU (https://youtu.be/EiGwXt82wqU)

FORT MCMURRAY WAS OUR PROBLEM.^{Uuuuuuuuuuuuughh, I know!!!!!!!!}

MAKE SURE TRUMP REJECTS THE KEYSTONE PIPELINE - THEN WE'RE ALL SAFE.

I don't want American babies to look like E.T. had digested a fetus and dry heaved them out.

My ass hurts from sitting in this car too long.

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I'd like to complain about how completely awful this webm I saved is

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i'd like to file a formal complaint about this site's administration and staff. they must be removed immediately. where do i send my fax

well now who am i more liable to believe

princess leia? or dilbert guy

I can't swim and I'd like to delete jellyfish.

Optimism depleted and thalassophobia ENHANCED

I'd like to complain about the direction this thread has taken since I last posted in it.

Also my job.

i love my job no complaints here

Quote from: slack on October 11, 2016 02:56 AM
i love my job no complaints here

try posting a complaint next time this is the complaints thread

further violations will result in a complaint

i would actually like to complain about how slow tba has been lately, not content-wise, but how shit the host is!

Quote from: slack on October 11, 2016 01:14 PM
i would actually like to complain about how slow tba has been lately, not content-wise, but how shit the host is!

i thought it was just my shit brit wifi so i didnt say anything but yeh same, sorry tba admin team

yes my host is absolute shit in fact i complain about it all the time

i've been meaning to migrate for a long time but i don't want to put in the effort even though it wouldn't be that hard!

It takes me 3 minutes to shitpost which is unacceptable, if I wanted to shitpost like it was 1998 I'd make a usenet account

just stop shitposting on tba then! there are at least 100 other communities that have faster hosts

Other sites don't have pizza points or bam

Other sites have me but you'll never unmask my secret identities.

its not like anyone here is actually giving you pizza points my man

well someone is

I thought they were randomly generated based on how many posts one made, is the distribution model limited to interpersonal exchange since the allie lottery broke over a year ago?

stu won an allie lottery recently

yep, allie's lotto is fixed now. you get 5 from winning it. but you can also give each person 1 pizza point every 24 hours with the pizza+ icon underneath someone's avatar

i oly have so much pizza because i funny man. im here to complain about the nisekoi ending

u should really be complaining about the vast quantity of prizza points that were stolen from you

#pizzagate

Can we put a stop to bam having like 20 proxies. It is making it really hard for me to track him.

how do you know he's not a modern day multi-state flaneur?

I can't view the episodes of Star Trek I have recorded on my mother's Sky box when I'm at home.

I HATE DOING FALL CLEANUPS


BOOMERS DIE

Quote from: soup on October 17, 2016 06:08 PM
#pizzagate

Holy shit soup predicted it.

Also:

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I'm here to complain about the state Allie's lotto.

Where are my goddamn pizza points.

i havent been able to log into tba for about 2 weeks now so i guess im here to complain about that #pizzagate #stay woke

life has been pretty goo lately

What was the Lorax? And why was it there? And why was it lifted and taken somewhere?

[spoiler]Lift the Obama-Clinton roadblocks and allow vital energy infrastructure projects, like the Keystone Pipeline, to move forward

https://youtu.be/QtpBYSiAywg (https://youtu.be/QtpBYSiAywg)

Quote from: maximumrisk2004 via YouTube
Yep, this transition is a prime example of what not to do in a Story. Everyone who knows the Story, knows the Onceler is not bad, just misguided. Here he goes from 0 to Jackass without a reason.

Quote from: Shattered_Mind via YouTube
Greed is strong buddy, stronger than you think. Greedy people such as this (w)couldn't care less about pollution

Boop (https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2013/04/03/the-keystone-xl-pipeline-and-its-politics-explained/).

Quote from: US Citizen in Canada via the Comments section on TWP
It is interesting that people talk about Canada shipping crude oil to the US, but what they will ship is partially upgraded bitumen mixed with a diluting agent to make it flow in a pipeline. This is called dilbit.

Dilbit is a oily, sandy mixture that will sink if a spill or leak occurs over open water, so the cleanup is much more complicated than crude oil. For more on this Google Dilbit and read the Wikipedia website.

The US should approve the pipeline for crude oil ONLY since cleanup techniques are well known.

And after all that is brought in and the employment mayhaps cuts at two years - what aftercare will they implement? The Lorax observes the quick departure of the then-employed and provides the landscape of a barren infrastructure.

Yes, we are cutting through Native land too.

Edit: This portion of text is partially directed at bam-the-steak (I hope your steak is drenched in maple syrup - the bad kind - I'll lace your Pepto Bismol bottle - fill it up with laxatives or a generous amount of Metamucil into the syrup)-su where he's dumb-dumb on the next page, and the latter portion are my concerns on diluted bitumen (dilbit).

Did I stutter? Shut the fuck up.
I didn't say that. Please be teasing me, Bam-the-dumb-bum-bum.

Don't you put it in your mouth.....Don't YOU STUFF IT IN YOUR FACE....YOU COULD GET SICK......REAL QUICK

À la Wiki: During the Kalamazoo River oil spill, the heavier components sank to the bottom of the water column, making cleanup difficult

Taken from the diluted bitumen page, this is what is troubling me.[/spoiler]

Yes unfortunately either cute wildlife or Middle Eastern children have to die because pantsu-on-head retarded American city planners and oil companies built the nation for the automobile instead of the pedestrian/cyclist and fucked us all in the ass. I feel fucking sick every time I have to drive somewhere fuck that shit desu.

Speaking of getting fucked in the ass:

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rtil where is my steak dinner. (http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/01/us/slot-machine-winner-steak-dinner-trnd/)

your avatar syncs up good wit my song rn

i like ppl

Quote from: Bamyasi on November 10, 2016 01:23 PM
rtil where is my steak dinner. (http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/01/us/slot-machine-winner-steak-dinner-trnd/)

i cooked it for you and it's waiting on the table. when are you coming over? it's starting to get cold. i thought you loved me.

Max is driving me I'm on my way now. I'll stomach whatever dishes you've prepared and then you'll be dessert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAcNqFTxQPg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAcNqFTxQPg) sound i make when i complain

I ordered my fucking Date a Live complete Season 1 pack from Funimation ten days ago and the fucks haven't sent me any confirmation. No emails, nothing on the website. Stuck on pending fulfillment!!!

Hi yes hello I would like to complain that the once was apparently not enough.

i draw all day

get little money

:(

I'd like to complain that zwimmy almost never posts and also complain about the fact that I shouldn't complain because soon I'll pass zwim's post count :^^^^)

you can prevent that by not posting

1290 shitposts and counting

I would like to complain slack, Blu, and Sam have been at it for years and haven't once said anything nice about the other.

i miss pre-discord tba, actually i miss 2009 tba

what, the days of the whole jseed vs anigen drama? c'mon

nostalgia goggles

i didnt miss actual events i just missed the forum being active

i remember a time when i couldnt even keep up with all the forum posts, i'd spend like an hour every day catching up on posts and eventually i just gave up, it was seriously active as shit back then

If only we could invent a device that could turn streamies into creamie forum memies 🤔

forums are kinda on the way out for better or worse

I vote worse.

Which coincidentally is also my complaint.

fwiw i have no plans to ever close this forum. i just don't have the time i used to to keep it modernized. it's a bit out of date, but still functional.

i still need to get a new host

Quote from: SrsSam77 on December  9, 2016 05:55 AM
If only we could invent a device that could turn streamies into creamie forum memies 🤔

Give Code Talker a call.

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I will enscribe here that I miss crackers because I can't find the necromancy thread

Are crackers really really good at finding old threads, or is that the thread you go to when you miss crackers or cheese or whatever else you haven't seen in a while?

what

I was wondering if Sam misses crackers because Sam can't find the necromancy thread and Crackers would be able to help finding it, or if the necromancy thread is a thread dedicated to posting about members who have left the forum (presumably like Crackers) and that's why Sam was looking for it.

I would like to complain about whatever Unless is doing.

SO MANY YEARS WASTED and not a single croissant eaten. I'd like to have a one on one boxing match with my past self.

Quote from: Bamyasi on February 17, 2017 01:13 PM
I would like to complain about whatever Unless is doing.

Evidently, there will be a line.

I'd like to complain that unless has been allowed to reach upward of 450+ posts

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I am not amused.

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