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Poll
Question: best berry
Option 1: strawberry votes: 5
Option 2: raspberry votes: 2
Option 3: blackberry votes: 2
Option 4: blueberry votes: 5
Option 5: i would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur votes: 7
Title: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: soup on June 10, 2016 09:16 PM
you cant really fuck any of them so i abstain from voting

losing berry is destroyed as in we never see it again trust me
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: d-floe on June 10, 2016 09:17 PM
Raspberry is best berry
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: bd648 on June 10, 2016 09:18 PM
strawberry>grape>banana>the fake blue raspberry candy >EVERYTHING ELSE
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: soup on June 10, 2016 09:18 PM
3 of those arent even on the list how do you fuck up that badly
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: bd648 on June 10, 2016 09:19 PM
i can only vote for one anyway
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: SrsSam77 on June 10, 2016 09:50 PM
There is only one true option and only one other person of the faithful has voted for it, I am disappointed in you all
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: rtil on June 10, 2016 10:28 PM
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Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: Bamyasi on June 10, 2016 11:08 PM
QuoteGrapes, tomatoes, cucumbers, eggplants (aubergines) and bananas aren't options.
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Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: MangoJuice on June 11, 2016 04:30 AM
Strawberries taste best, even though there's a minor risk of finding a grub inside.

It's a risk vs. reward thing yaknow?
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: soup on June 11, 2016 05:19 AM
i would like to know some statistics, the RNG values or the risk/ reward grub: no grub ratios but i doubt you can provide... stick to inspecting beverages you're clearly out of your depth in the berry industry ...
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: MangoJuice on June 11, 2016 05:40 AM
Quote from: soup on June 11, 2016 05:19 AM
i would like to know some statistics, the RNG values or the risk/ reward grub: no grub ratios but i doubt you can provide... stick to inspecting beverages you're clearly out of your depth in the berry industry ...
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW FRUIT SMOOTHIES FALL UNDER MY JURISDICTION SIR
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: soup on June 11, 2016 05:54 AM
damn ...
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: Philip K Dick on June 15, 2016 02:45 AM
trashberry
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: Unless on June 25, 2016 01:46 AM
Strawberries are nice, but I feel overrated massively. Blueberries are the best of these choices and I make smoothies from them whenever I get the chance. I'm deeply morally offended that gooseberries aren't an option of this poll, or an option in my local shops and markets.
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: MangoJuice on June 25, 2016 01:49 AM
Quote from: Unless on June 25, 2016 01:46 AM
Strawberries are nice, but I feel overrated massively. Blueberries are the best and I make smoothies from them whenever I get the chance.
My dad lives right next to a blueberry farm and the owner lets him pick whenever he wants.

Frozen blueberries in orange juice is a top summer treat. 👌
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: Unless on June 25, 2016 02:08 AM
That sounds totally knck-knck.

I usually like mixing frozen fruits (with primate favour given to the blueberries) and soy milk for a creamy texture.
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: zwimmy on June 26, 2016 08:15 PM
is cherry a berry?
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: crackers on June 26, 2016 08:31 PM
Salac berry with a side salad of endure + reversal,yw
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: cipher on June 27, 2016 02:25 AM
bananas are berries too
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: Unless on June 27, 2016 03:22 PM
Quote from: zwimmy on June 26, 2016 08:15 PM
is cherry a berry?
Yes — simultaneously spicy and cool on crackers.
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: MangoJuice on June 27, 2016 07:55 PM
Euros, is it true that there aren't a lot of grape flavored things over there?
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: crackers on June 27, 2016 07:56 PM
grape flavour what? do you mean wine?
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: soup on June 27, 2016 08:02 PM
no crackers you fucking idiot, only the europeans have unlocked the secret of the grape duhh. and you call yourself a scot? pathetic, learn your grapes before you even try to talk to me again ...
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: crackers on June 27, 2016 08:05 PM
*stuffs all my fucking salac berries into my mouth* god.... i am so fast right now. *punches you once* eavery time i type a letter *i am punching you inbetween every letter typed* i am punched you. do you understand. that is the level of speed i am on. ,kingdoms are clay. my life is forfeit..

all my life was

unlimited berry works..

*turns white and pale and slumps in the corner of the ring i guess its over*
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: Unless on June 27, 2016 11:24 PM
Quote from: MangoJuice on June 27, 2016 07:55 PM
Euros, is it true that there aren't a lot of grape flavored things over there?
They exist but aren't common, no. I've been to France a number of times but not recently and didn't ever recall seeing a lot of it there, but then again wasn't looking out for it.
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: MangoJuice on August 24, 2016 02:40 AM
I once had some blackcurrent starbursts from a tube that I got from the UK. It's a crime that we don't have them here. Artificial grape sucks.
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: SrsSam77 on August 25, 2016 06:00 AM
black currant sounds like a really try hard Detroit amateur radio station
Title: Re: best berry (IMPORTANT)
Post by: crackers on August 25, 2016 11:53 PM
Quote from: crackers on June 27, 2016 08:05 PM
*stuffs all my fucking salac berries into my mouth* god.... i am so fast right now. *punches you once* eavery time i type a letter *i am punching you inbetween every letter typed* i am punched you. do you understand. that is the level of speed i am on. ,kingdoms are clay. my life is forfeit..

all my life was

unlimited berry works..

*turns white and pale and slumps in the corner of the ring i guess its over*