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Title: Wage slavery general
Post by: Bamyasi on March 23, 2016 04:36 AM
Where have you been wage slaving recently (career artists get out)?
Title: Re: Wage slavery general
Post by: Philip K Dick on March 23, 2016 05:10 AM
i've been actively driving for uber for a while now and every month they take a bigger cut and encourage impossibly large numbers of drivers to sign up so there is like zero demand, and i have to wait in my car for fucking 30 minutes between each ride. at this point its pretty much a waste of time unless i drive from 12AM-5AM
Title: Re: Wage slavery general
Post by: Bamyasi on March 23, 2016 05:46 AM
Wow that sucks.

More like Unter am I riiiiiiight?

Ba dum tss.
Title: Re: Wage slavery general
Post by: SrsSam77 on March 23, 2016 06:32 AM
I used to work at a pizza place till it went to shit so now I fight a battle with laziness and depression in order to start making enough dirty hentai money to pay for my shit.

Title: Re: Wage slavery general
Post by: Bamyasi on March 23, 2016 12:26 PM
Didn't I say something about career artists?
Title: Re: Wage slavery general
Post by: Sef on March 23, 2016 04:36 PM
Walgreens: At the corner of grumpy old people and idiots who can't read coupons
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Post by: zwimmy on March 23, 2016 04:43 PM
tfw neet lyfe
Title: Re: Wage slavery general
Post by: slack on March 23, 2016 05:15 PM
i am a lumberjack and i love my job
Title: Re: Wage slavery general
Post by: Bamyasi on March 23, 2016 05:15 PM
H-here I go! Back into the battlefield! Wish me luck also please shoot me!
Title: Re: Wage slavery general
Post by: Philip K Dick on March 23, 2016 07:13 PM
Quote from: SrsSam77 on March 23, 2016 06:32 AM
I used to work at a pizza place till it went to shit so now I fight a battle with laziness and depression in order to start making enough dirty hentai money to pay for my shit.



i need to start doing the music equivalent of making hentai



Title: Re: Wage slavery general
Post by: SrsSam77 on March 23, 2016 10:42 PM
put your mixtapes in with happy meals at mcdonalds for max exposure
Title: Re: Wage slavery general
Post by: basketweaver on March 23, 2016 10:49 PM
professional student

i'm also selling a paper card game that a friend and i made
Title: Re: Wage slavery general
Post by: Bamyasi on March 24, 2016 03:31 AM
I have returned mostly intact from the strugglefield. If I don't tomorrow please bury me with my daki.

Quote from: Hey guys, look! I'm finally a parkour master! on March 23, 2016 07:13 PM
i need to start doing the music equivalent of making hentai
It's either this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtG_SqFSCl0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtG_SqFSCl0)
or vaporwave. The former actually requires talent though.

I forgot to mention please share your favorite wage slave experiences. I am especially curious to hear if @Hey guys, look! I'm finally a parkour master! (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=590) has picked up any fascinating characters/carjackers during his stint as a cab driver.
Title: Re: Wage slavery general
Post by: Unless on March 24, 2016 07:42 AM
Profit is always to be found sneaking in sexy mouth sounds between lines of vocals in your music, which you should aim at young teenage girls, and pretending like it isn't the most conscious decision in the world.