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Title: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: Bamyasi on March 11, 2016 04:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6SXyLGohZ8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6SXyLGohZ8)
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: Jon on March 11, 2016 09:38 PM
babys day out
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: soup on March 11, 2016 11:41 PM
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Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: Req on March 11, 2016 11:46 PM
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Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: zwimmy on March 12, 2016 12:19 AM
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Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: soup on March 12, 2016 12:41 AM
spy kids hahaha that film visually assaulted me when i saw it.  it was a certain kind of not good that i cant put my finger on but it still holds a special place in my heart
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: rtil on March 12, 2016 01:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg0x6EJd4-0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg0x6EJd4-0)
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: ProtoChaud on March 12, 2016 02:00 AM
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I still like TPM (though it's flawed on numerous levels), but have no idea what I saw in Shrek 2.

Also Spy Kids was good, yo.
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: rtil on March 12, 2016 02:03 AM
Quote from: ProtoChaud on March 12, 2016 02:00 AM
TPM
i am also guilty of this

Quote
Shrek 2
i wanted shrek and fiona to both turn into humans

even as a child i was vain

to be fair fiona's ogre model is utter shit

then again most of the models in shrek are equally shit
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on March 12, 2016 03:39 AM
Cat's Dont Dance is fucking great fuck YOU
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: Bamyasi on March 12, 2016 03:40 AM
Quote from: rtil on March 12, 2016 01:57 AM
Dun Blithe's Rick-a-Diddle
You enjoyed being traumatized? I don't think I ever made it through one of his movies without having an anxiety attack.

Cats Don't Dance was kind of unsettling too in a way. I probably watched it two dozen times but never became a furry for some reason. The sequence where he's singing on the roof of the taxi really affected me. Like the idea of something you thought was going to be great ending up being kind of horrifying once the curtain is pulled back. Just like Hollywood and greater LA irl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKP1quW-Blk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKP1quW-Blk)
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on March 12, 2016 03:41 AM
also
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and pretty much all the X-Men movies up til First Class which was the first one that seemed like it was directed by someone who actually likes making movies.
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: Bamyasi on March 12, 2016 03:45 AM
What the fuck kind of bargain bin Babe knockoff is Gordy?
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: Necronomitr0n on March 12, 2016 04:58 AM
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(not even jim carrey could save this one)

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14 year old me was SUPER HYPE to see this movie and all i got was disappointment.
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: Gilthwixt on March 12, 2016 09:49 PM
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Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: rtil on March 12, 2016 11:48 PM
Quote from: Gilthwixt on March 12, 2016 09:49 PM
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Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: crackers on March 14, 2016 01:00 AM
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Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: ThatOneGvy on March 15, 2016 01:40 PM
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The Neverending Story III

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Batman & Robin
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: Binary_2 on March 16, 2016 12:55 AM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/17416332/TitanAE.jpg)

Although I don't know if it qualifies as a shitty movie, I watched it a year ago and it was still really good.

I think this was made by the same studio that did iron giant, but then again I think they also did an Adam Sandler movie so I could be wrong about it being good.
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: Gilthwixt on March 16, 2016 07:27 AM
I still like it, but rewatching it as an adult had me noticing some bits that stood out as pretty lame, like the soundtrack or the one guy changing sides twice.
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: Binary_2 on March 16, 2016 09:40 PM
Oh yeah that was ass
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: BluPhoenix on March 17, 2016 02:17 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE3tAH8wstM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE3tAH8wstM)

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Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: ThatOneGvy on March 20, 2016 09:09 PM
Wait.
THIS is the shittiest movie that I liked as a kid

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Babes in Toyland (1997)

The only thing that I can remember liking about it was the train at the beginning that, for some reason, had multiple faces on parts of it for no real reason & the robot toy soldiers.
Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: Unless on March 21, 2016 07:36 PM
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Title: Re: Shitty movies you liked as a kid
Post by: Bamyasi on March 21, 2016 09:07 PM
A lot of people would have you lynched for that but I happen to agree. Beetlejuice is incredibly overrated, even among Tim Burton movies.

This was a much better Burton film, probably because it was directed by Barry Sonnenfeld. Or at least I remember it more fondly:

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