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Title: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Unless on March 1, 2016 04:48 PM
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eyyyyy, N E 1 gettin' hitched?
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Unless on March 1, 2016 05:04 PM
Actually, TIL that girls being traditionally allowed to propose to guys on the 29th February is an Irish thing. C'est la vie en rose, I suppose, though I'm afraid that putting the making of this thread on the long finger would mean the craic would be wasted. Sure yea, that's a fret. Cheers, sound.
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Philip K Dick on March 1, 2016 05:07 PM
dont need no archaic, impractical religious institution validating my loves, but when i do get inevitably cave and get hitched we will be serving poke at the reception

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Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Philip K Dick on March 1, 2016 05:46 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGSoAXt2SU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRGSoAXt2SU)
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Bamyasi on March 1, 2016 06:16 PM
Any girl who was confident enough to propose to me I'd marry in a heartbeat.
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Unless on March 1, 2016 06:47 PM
Quote from: Hey guys, look! I'm finally a parkour master! on March  1, 2016 05:07 PM
dont need no archaic, impractical religious institution validating my loves, but when i do get inevitably cave and get hitched we will be serving poke at the reception
How neat! A lot of people aren't very into fish though, will you also be serving anything else, or should they collectively go and fuck themselves?

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Quote from: Bamyasi on March  1, 2016 06:16 PM
Any girl who was confident enough to propose to me I'd marry in a heartbeat.
What about a stranger?

Relevant:
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Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: basketweaver on March 2, 2016 03:02 AM
Quote from: Hey guys, look! I'm finally a parkour master! on March  1, 2016 05:07 PM
dont need no archaic, impractical religious institution validating my loves, but when i do get inevitably cave and get hitched we will be serving poke at the reception

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wow wtf, poke is like chirashizushi but better
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Bamyasi on March 2, 2016 04:58 AM
Quote from: Unless on March  1, 2016 06:47 PM
What about a stranger?
I accept.

Where shall we have the wedding?
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Unless on March 2, 2016 08:53 AM
That's something worth discussing with the stranger who I hire to propose to you whilst pretending to be me.
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: crackers on March 6, 2016 11:29 AM
worst thread ever
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Unless on March 18, 2016 09:53 PM
Quote from: crackers on March  6, 2016 11:29 AM
worst thread ever
I guess it is pretty easy to dismiss things as unfunny shitposting when you don't get the point.
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Bamyasi on March 19, 2016 02:38 AM
The cute new waitress at the Mediterranean restaurant today said my surname was "cool" and "very rare" when she took my card.

What does this mean, TBA? Does she want it?

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Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Philip K Dick on March 19, 2016 08:06 PM
Quote from: Bamyasi on March 19, 2016 02:38 AM
The cute new waitress at the Mediterranean restaurant today said my surname was "cool" and "very rare" when she took my card.

What does this mean, TBA? Does she want it?

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no. she's working for tips. she's being nice to you so that you might tip her more #reality
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Bamyasi on March 19, 2016 09:01 PM
Yeah it was a joke I know how it works.

Then again aren't love and marriage more or less the same in that regard?

Really makes you think.
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Philip K Dick on March 19, 2016 09:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRDBvKGc1fE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRDBvKGc1fE)
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: soup on March 19, 2016 10:16 PM
what is the point in this thread who cares
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: soup on March 19, 2016 10:43 PM
dont even reply, this thread should not exist, do not reply, let it die
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Unless on March 19, 2016 10:48 PM
You wound me to my core, bitter and broken.
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: soup on March 19, 2016 10:48 PM
youve already lost
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Unless on March 19, 2016 10:58 PM
Quote from: Bamyasi on June 29, 2285 05:42 PM
youve already lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmyJ1RVfnPE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmyJ1RVfnPE)
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: soup on March 19, 2016 11:07 PM
STOP REPLYING AAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: SrsSam77 on March 19, 2016 11:47 PM
I've never seen soup be so nihilistic about something, like, this is german late 20-something levels of nihilism
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Bamyasi on March 20, 2016 12:15 AM
soup has always been pretty shitpost sensitive.
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Philip K Dick on March 20, 2016 03:04 PM
sumbuddy call the shit police
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Philip K Dick on March 20, 2016 03:05 PM
happy spring equinox aka irish hannukah
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Binary_2 on March 21, 2016 11:41 PM
I'll marry you bam.

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Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: crackers on March 22, 2016 03:19 AM
kiss mee ebut make it quick end IT jeRRY
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Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: Bamyasi on March 22, 2016 03:24 AM
crackers that's the avatar a former member used just before he was banned.
Title: Re: February 29th, which shortly precedes Irish Mother's Day.
Post by: soup on March 22, 2016 05:58 PM
crackers im pretty sure thats a dead mans avatar