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Title: thread of thirst
Post by: Unless on February 15, 2016 03:35 AM
Hi

It's Valentine's day night and I have alcohol and incense and the late-night b-movie horror channel so I have all the company I need and basically fuck my ex but not literally

I want to know people's full and properly spelled [real] first names so that I can run Allie's love calculator properly please
so could everybody who sees this (whenever they have the time) please send me their name in a PM and/or reply here and/or disregard me as an idiot just generally

and though I will have fun with that, I in actual fact am looking for the name of one member specifically, but do not wish to call them out because then it would be awkward and I'm sure nobody wants that
also I really want to know if and honestly bet that you're so vain as to think that this thread is about you

Bamyasi, you are absolutely not the reason i created this thread but are probably my sloppy seconds within the context of this forum and I would like you to know that if we were friends IRL, and were I this drunk, I'd probably kiss you if you were down for that but that's about it thanks

I very deliberately posted this in the Entertainment section and am actively playing this up a notch or two, because the best sort of fun is that of at somebody's expense, particularly when the body in question is apparently unbeknownstly playing into the hands of (racial) stereotypes.  ((I am Irish.))
I specifically proof-read the last sentences an extra number of times in order to get it picture-perfect and play the whole thing down a notch or two.

[spoiler](https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi66.tinypic.com%2Fj8fng2.jpg&hash=9bb80e188981735716b39c81fc00a7e7280206c1)[/spoiler]

i've set this thread as NSFW, in case anybody should feel like posting their names in the thread, but don't want it on absolute public display

hello

I'm going to just post this now before I over-think it any further
Title: Re: hi
Post by: slack on February 15, 2016 03:39 AM
Ok, I'll play.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: d-floe on February 15, 2016 03:59 AM
Lets go ice skating
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2016 04:01 AM
Quote from: Kizunami on February 15, 2016 03:59 AM
Lets go ice skating
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Dust on February 15, 2016 05:16 AM
Quote from: Bamyasi on February 15, 2016 04:01 AM
Quote from: Kizunami on February 15, 2016 03:59 AM
Lets go ice skating

Teach me how to ice skate.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Unless on February 15, 2016 05:18 AM
I went ice skating thrice

it was a lot of fun and had absolutely nothing to do with this thread
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2016 06:00 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F1530%2F9176Sm_meant2be.jpg&hash=15bc09f0729c8b035e23872924d59506b81fd034)

Our first date will be at the rink this Friday, d-don't be late!
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Unless on February 15, 2016 06:24 AM
I feel like you actively glazed over the point of this thread, but okay
let's just both go skating on the same day and I'll accidentally lose control and fall into you so you catch me in your arms and I'll apologise and blush and we'll work it out from there
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Dust on February 15, 2016 06:28 AM
I thought the idea behind using our first names was so the calculator feels more "legit".
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Unless on February 15, 2016 06:47 AM
yes
Title: Re: hi
Post by: crackers on February 15, 2016 10:09 AM
name: Buckminsterfullerene ("Bucky Ball"
bae: you're in the wrong format
barber: you're in the wrong format
me: say no more fam, come over
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2016 01:38 PM
Just try to keep up.

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F1530%2F5559cJ_sailor_jupiter_iceskating.gif&hash=cdfa0f4c13f30c1e18937a033e707c1247274d68)
Title: Re: hi
Post by: d-floe on February 15, 2016 03:37 PM
>Bamyasi
>Revealing super ultra secret identity
Please
Title: Re: hi
Post by: slack on February 15, 2016 03:52 PM
i always envisioned bam as kizu's avatar kinda
Title: Re: hi
Post by: crackers on February 15, 2016 04:19 PM
Bamyasi is Aziz, @ RepTILe told me so I passing it on to you all . wake up sheeple. you only think waht the shepherd wants. free your mind.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Unless on February 15, 2016 09:24 PM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-eHQusyw02l0%2FUpkqpWVzjYI%2FAAAAAAAAFSw%2FNxXi4WauBiw%2Fs1600%2Ffirst%2Btime%2Bon%2Bice.gif&hash=4ef860999f957e15f7035a5b885088eb3363d171)
Title: Re: hi
Post by: slack on February 15, 2016 09:56 PM
wow what a fucking baby
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Unless on February 15, 2016 10:11 PM
I bet my dad could beat up your dad.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: slack on February 15, 2016 10:14 PM
maybe, my dad handles wild animals for a living

he once caught an alligator
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Bamyasi on February 16, 2016 12:55 AM
Quote from: Kizunami on February 15, 2016 03:37 PM
>Bamyasi
>Revealing super ultra secret identity
Please
I already sent Unless my powerword which means I trust her more that you guys so uhh yeah get rekt.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Unless on February 16, 2016 01:07 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktAhtnd7t8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktAhtnd7t8)
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Gladius on February 17, 2016 08:13 PM
bart motes
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Unless on February 17, 2016 09:16 PM
hot diggedy darn dawg

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi1362.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fr695%2Flicketymarionettesplit%2FImage%25205.jpg_zps7jyrtsco.png&hash=fe181a0c3e6afb4e67140a57b280c4a3d105c7ff)

Allie thinks we'd be as good together as she thinks she and I would be

and yes

and no
Title: Re: hi
Post by: d-floe on February 17, 2016 10:44 PM
Hell,  yeah i ship Unless and Bam.
:sup:
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Unless on February 18, 2016 12:04 AM
If I weren't (beside) myself, I figure I'd do something similar.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: zwimmy on February 28, 2016 07:05 PM
My name is Ashley.

And yes that's my legal name.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Unless on February 29, 2016 01:00 AM
Oh lookie. Not being reliably active on the forum myself, I wasn't on top of the fact that you were just inactive as of late and assumed that the conclusion you had reached was the same as the three other people who mentioned so in PMs, and that I'd somehow offended you enough for you to not reply to the thread and more relevantly disregard my PM. And though Allie claims that our compatibility is remarkably unremarkable[1] (http://i65.tinypic.com/xe0q3k.jpg), this still proved enough to break my poor, little heart.

So I guess in a roundabout and decidedly backwards way, I proved inexactly what I set out to prove in creating this thread.

How awesome.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Bamyasi on February 29, 2016 01:15 AM
I missed you too zwimmy.

D-don't ever leave me again!
Title: Re: hi
Post by: soup on February 29, 2016 01:58 AM
Quote from: Unless on February 29, 2016 01:00 AM
Oh lookie. Not being reliably active on the forum myself, I wasn't on top of the fact that you were just inactive as of late and assumed that the conclusion you had reached was the same as the three other people who mentioned so in PMs, and that I'd somehow offended you enough for you to not reply to the thread and more relevantly disregard my PM. And though Allie claims that our compatibility is remarkably unremarkable[1] (http://i65.tinypic.com/xe0q3k.jpg), this still proved enough to break my poor, little heart.

So I guess in a roundabout and decidedly backwards way, I proved inexactly what I set out to prove in creating this thread.

How awesome.

lol haha what
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Unless on February 29, 2016 03:11 AM
Well basically the premise for this thread is that I'm an idiot anyway.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Bamyasi on February 29, 2016 04:30 AM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F1530%2F567w6M_1456718840937.gif&hash=4f8646b9636fe5771bbb337f0eac7f853a3c0468)
[Shipping Intensifies]
Title: Re: hi
Post by: zwimmy on February 29, 2016 05:07 AM
Quote from: Unless on February 29, 2016 01:00 AM
Oh lookie. Not being reliably active on the forum myself, I wasn't on top of the fact that you were just inactive as of late and assumed that the conclusion you had reached was the same as the three other people who mentioned so in PMs, and that I'd somehow offended you enough for you to not reply to the thread and more relevantly disregard my PM. And though Allie claims that our compatibility is remarkably unremarkable[1] (http://i65.tinypic.com/xe0q3k.jpg), this still proved enough to break my poor, little heart.

So I guess in a roundabout and decidedly backwards way, I proved inexactly what I set out to prove in creating this thread.

How awesome.
Do you love me?
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Unless on February 29, 2016 10:00 AM
[spoiler]
[embedding disabled] (http://youtube.com/watch?v=9jLDZjMF3tk)
[/spoiler]
Title: Re: hi
Post by: ProtoChaud on March 8, 2016 03:59 AM
I was bored. Decided to just use my name, rather than use... my... name... okay what I mean is I didn't use my first name or suffix. Those are really only important on paper.

I'm absolutely crushed by the outcome of one of these.

[spoiler](https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FryCMfqv.png&hash=e3ed3820025b058fc6327f2716fbde2374167be7)

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FvbdFkeO.png&hash=875262a58a7f7f8f1e20b6207fcc234e3bd499bf)

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FRL0lk86.png&hash=655d68394319f39abec4bc96a0693ac5afc50225)

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fyg9PDVF.png&hash=4916dd84b9b72859fcac10ddff603cf0fc211b32)

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FVVoBGYL.png&hash=c8b9cf274d26514eb043f58e13fadc63cb1b904b)

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fg4RGb7t.png&hash=77b371c98b63101cfc360a58646a677f3d687b37)[/spoiler]

And yes I only did the girls. And Sef. And bam because I thought it'd be funny.

If ya want me to do you, just ask.

Also I petition rtil to rename this the Thread of Thirst.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: rtil on March 8, 2016 06:34 AM
those are some consistently lukewarm answers..until the last one. ouch