Hi
It's Valentine's day night and I have alcohol and incense and the late-night b-movie horror channel so I have all the company I need and basically fuck my ex but not literally
I want to know people's full and properly spelled [real] first names so that I can run Allie's love calculator properly please
so could everybody who sees this (whenever they have the time) please send me their name in a PM and/or reply here and/or disregard me as an idiot just generally
and though I will have fun with that, I in actual fact am looking for the name of one member specifically, but do not wish to call them out because then it would be awkward and I'm sure nobody wants that
also I really want to know if and honestly bet that you're so vain as to think that this thread is about you
Bamyasi, you are absolutely not the reason i created this thread but are probably my sloppy seconds within the context of this forum and I would like you to know that if we were friends IRL, and were I this drunk, I'd probably kiss you if you were down for that but that's about it thanks
I very deliberately posted this in the Entertainment section and am actively playing this up a notch or two, because the best sort of fun is that of at somebody's expense, particularly when the body in question is apparently unbeknownstly playing into the hands of (racial) stereotypes. ((I am Irish.))
I specifically proof-read the last sentences an extra number of times in order to get it picture-perfect and play the whole thing down a notch or two.
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i've set this thread as NSFW, in case anybody should feel like posting their names in the thread, but don't want it on absolute public display
hello
I'm going to just post this now before I over-think it any further
Ok, I'll play.
Lets go ice skating
I went ice skating thrice
it was a lot of fun and had absolutely nothing to do with this thread
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Our first date will be at the rink this Friday, d-don't be late!
I feel like you actively glazed over the point of this thread, but okay
let's just both go skating on the same day and I'll accidentally lose control and fall into you so you catch me in your arms and I'll apologise and blush and we'll work it out from there
I thought the idea behind using our first names was so the calculator feels more "legit".
yes
name: Buckminsterfullerene ("Bucky Ball"
bae: you're in the wrong format
barber: you're in the wrong format
me: say no more fam, come over
Just try to keep up.
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>Bamyasi
>Revealing super ultra secret identity
Please
i always envisioned bam as kizu's avatar kinda
Bamyasi is Aziz, @ RepTILe told me so I passing it on to you all . wake up sheeple. you only think waht the shepherd wants. free your mind.
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wow what a fucking baby
I bet my dad could beat up your dad.
maybe, my dad handles wild animals for a living
he once caught an alligator
Quote from: Kizunami on February 15, 2016 03:37 PM
>Bamyasi
>Revealing super ultra secret identity
Please
I already sent Unless my powerword which means I trust her more that you guys so uhh yeah get rekt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktAhtnd7t8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ktAhtnd7t8)
bart motes
hot diggedy darn dawg
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Allie thinks we'd be as good together as she thinks she and I would be
and yes
and no
Hell, yeah i ship Unless and Bam.
:sup:
If I weren't (beside) myself, I figure I'd do something similar.
My name is Ashley.
And yes that's my legal name.
Oh lookie. Not being reliably active on the forum myself, I wasn't on top of the fact that you were just inactive as of late and assumed that the conclusion you had reached was the same as the three other people who mentioned so in PMs, and that I'd somehow offended you enough for you to not reply to the thread and more relevantly disregard my PM. And though Allie claims that our compatibility is remarkably unremarkable[1] (http://i65.tinypic.com/xe0q3k.jpg), this still proved enough to break my poor, little heart.
So I guess in a roundabout and decidedly backwards way, I proved inexactly what I set out to prove in creating this thread.
How awesome.
I missed you too zwimmy.
D-don't ever leave me again!
Quote from: Unless on February 29, 2016 01:00 AM
Oh lookie. Not being reliably active on the forum myself, I wasn't on top of the fact that you were just inactive as of late and assumed that the conclusion you had reached was the same as the three other people who mentioned so in PMs, and that I'd somehow offended you enough for you to not reply to the thread and more relevantly disregard my PM. And though Allie claims that our compatibility is remarkably unremarkable[1] (http://i65.tinypic.com/xe0q3k.jpg), this still proved enough to break my poor, little heart.
So I guess in a roundabout and decidedly backwards way, I proved inexactly what I set out to prove in creating this thread.
How awesome.
lol haha what
Well basically the premise for this thread is that I'm an idiot anyway.
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[Shipping Intensifies]
Quote from: Unless on February 29, 2016 01:00 AM
Oh lookie. Not being reliably active on the forum myself, I wasn't on top of the fact that you were just inactive as of late and assumed that the conclusion you had reached was the same as the three other people who mentioned so in PMs, and that I'd somehow offended you enough for you to not reply to the thread and more relevantly disregard my PM. And though Allie claims that our compatibility is remarkably unremarkable[1] (http://i65.tinypic.com/xe0q3k.jpg), this still proved enough to break my poor, little heart.
So I guess in a roundabout and decidedly backwards way, I proved inexactly what I set out to prove in creating this thread.
How awesome.
Do you love me?
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I was bored. Decided to just use my name, rather than use... my... name... okay what I mean is I didn't use my first name or suffix. Those are really only important on paper.
I'm absolutely crushed by the outcome of one of these.
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And yes I only did the girls. And Sef. And bam because I thought it'd be funny.
If ya want me to do you, just ask.
Also I petition rtil to rename this the Thread of Thirst.
those are some consistently lukewarm answers..until the last one. ouch