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Title: The attractive thread
Post by: zwimmy on October 5, 2015 07:28 PM
Who else did you expect? ;^)
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: crackers on October 5, 2015 07:31 PM
mmmm baby girl watchu mean u are beauty every girl ain't beaudiful inside you just gotta look past yo perfections your ass may be ding ding *microwave pops* and your tiddies like bacon but damn hop on my personality and you'll be my puddin
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: zwimmy on October 5, 2015 07:33 PM
Quote from: crackers on October  5, 2015 07:31 PM
mmmm baby girl watchu mean u are beauty every girl ain't beaudiful inside you just gotta look past yo perfections your ass may be ding ding *microwave pops* and your tiddies like bacon but damn hop on my personality and you'll be my puddin
*sigh* I guess you are pretty cute.
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: SrsSam77 on October 5, 2015 07:49 PM
r a v a g i n g  b y  c r a c k e r s  2 0 1 5
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: Bamyasi on October 5, 2015 07:51 PM
The Spanish Inquisition?
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: BluPhoenix on October 5, 2015 08:41 PM
this thred was made 4 me
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: rtil on October 5, 2015 09:08 PM
out of the way bitches
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Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: Bamyasi on October 5, 2015 09:43 PM
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^Me vs. rtil^
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: soup on October 5, 2015 09:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S79lqzUM_SQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S79lqzUM_SQ)
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: d-floe on October 5, 2015 09:54 PM
You:  (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FqUpKCzx.jpg&hash=bd6a0b247dcb616ef35f9f7f2f9be5e7b515443b) (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FqT671OS.png&hash=3705872078ad91039cb83ae444ffbb7f09e1cbe1)

Me: (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FdpMJ9VO.jpg&hash=95f70f10749d273de21c757f72d8c3a1b86b1ba4)
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: rtil on October 5, 2015 10:05 PM
Quote from: Des Esseintes on October  5, 2015 09:43 PM
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^Me vs. rtil^

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Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: Philip K Dick on October 5, 2015 10:22 PM
if attractiveness was measured in tinder matches i would be ryan gosling
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: zwimmy on October 5, 2015 10:34 PM
Quote from: Kizunami on October  5, 2015 09:54 PM
You:  (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FqUpKCzx.jpg&hash=bd6a0b247dcb616ef35f9f7f2f9be5e7b515443b) (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FqT671OS.png&hash=3705872078ad91039cb83ae444ffbb7f09e1cbe1)

Me: (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FdpMJ9VO.jpg&hash=95f70f10749d273de21c757f72d8c3a1b86b1ba4)
kizu r u a trap? :O
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: d-floe on October 5, 2015 11:34 PM
Quote from: zwimmy on October  5, 2015 10:34 PM
kizu r u a trap? :O
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Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: crackers on October 6, 2015 01:27 AM
god tier attractive users;

Slack
Crackers
maybe rtil i heard he has a beard

fight for the other places amongst yourselves, vermin
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: soup on October 6, 2015 02:27 AM
F U C K - Y O U
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F U C K - Y O U
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: zwimmy on October 6, 2015 02:31 AM
Soup is pretty hot tbh
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: rtil on October 6, 2015 02:41 AM
Quote from: crackers on October  6, 2015 01:27 AM
maybe rtil i heard he has a beard

not in a million years
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: Bamyasi on October 6, 2015 02:53 AM
QuoteThis thread
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Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: zwimmy on October 6, 2015 03:56 AM
Thread saved.

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Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: d-floe on October 6, 2015 04:07 AM
If I were to post a pic of myself you all would go to jail, the police can track your boner and hunt you down you sickos
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: zwimmy on October 6, 2015 04:12 AM
Quote from: Kizunami on October  6, 2015 04:07 AM
If I were to post a pic of myself you all would go to jail, the police can track your boner and hunt you down you sickos
I'm just gonna imagine you as extremely youthful, cute and trap-like. <3
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: d-floe on October 6, 2015 04:17 AM
Quote from: zwimmy on October  6, 2015 04:12 AM
Quote from: Kizunami on October  6, 2015 04:07 AM
If I were to post a pic of myself you all would go to jail, the police can track your boner and hunt you down you sickos
I'm just gonna imagine you as extremely youthful, cute and trap-like. <3
Run the trap
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Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: Bamyasi on October 6, 2015 04:36 AM
Quote from: Kizunami on October  6, 2015 04:17 AM
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Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: d-floe on October 6, 2015 12:32 PM
Quote from: Des Esseintes on October  6, 2015 04:36 AM
Quote from: Kizunami on October  6, 2015 04:17 AM
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Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: crackers on October 6, 2015 12:36 PM
Quote from: zwimmy on October  6, 2015 02:31 AM
Soup is pretty hot tbh

blasphemy idk your fetish but sorry no matter what your "idealised" perception of beauty is, a diving suit with an eye is not attractive
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: SrsSam77 on October 6, 2015 01:03 PM
Quote from: Des Esseintes on October  6, 2015 02:53 AM
QuoteThis thread
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why does this lady look like a semi attractive fish
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: Bamyasi on October 6, 2015 08:09 PM
Quote from: SrsSam77 on October  6, 2015 01:03 PM
why does this lady look like a semi attractive fish
Quote from: SrsSam77 on October  6, 2015 01:03 PM
lady
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Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: valiums on October 6, 2015 08:39 PM
obligatory post
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: d-floe on October 6, 2015 09:51 PM
Quote from: valiums on October  6, 2015 08:39 PM
obligatory post
what would we do without you valuigi
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: valiums on October 6, 2015 10:19 PM
Y'all would probably end apartheid, slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger, provide food and shelter for the homeless, oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights (while also promoting equal rights for women), encourage a return to traditional moral values, promote general social concern and less materialism in young people, and raise board quality by at least 10%.
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: BluPhoenix on October 6, 2015 10:51 PM
Quote from: SrsSam77 on October  6, 2015 01:03 PM
Quote from: Des Esseintes on October  6, 2015 02:53 AM
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why does this lady look like a semi attractive fish
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Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: Bamyasi on October 7, 2015 02:54 AM
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Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: slack on October 9, 2015 10:57 PM
she has such a strange voice
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: salutations on October 11, 2015 10:19 PM
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Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: valiums on October 12, 2015 04:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOQEWZzz3L4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOQEWZzz3L4)

tfw u will never b this btiful
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: Binary_2 on October 12, 2015 06:05 AM
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Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: creamcorn on October 14, 2015 05:02 PM
what the fuck
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: BluPhoenix on October 14, 2015 10:37 PM
this is now a thread dedicated to tryhard pickup lines


"i'm not calling you a thief, but i'm afraid you've stolen my heart"
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: d-floe on October 14, 2015 10:46 PM
is your dad an alien, cus i really wanna get in uranus
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: Bamyasi on October 14, 2015 10:55 PM
"I put the STD in stud all I need is U."
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: crackers on October 14, 2015 11:52 PM
"I've not got an Oedipus complex, but I wish I did, and that you were my mother"
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: valiums on October 15, 2015 12:02 AM
ay bby u want sum fuk
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: Necronomitr0n on October 15, 2015 12:29 AM
dayum gurl i wish you was my big toe so i could bang you on the coffee table
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: ExBerian on October 15, 2015 12:49 AM
"I eat a whole LOTTA ASS!"
Title: Re: The attractive thread
Post by: Bamyasi on October 15, 2015 01:58 AM
"I just wanna douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado."