Poll
Question:
What is your gender?
Option 1: Cis-scum
votes: 9
Option 2: Trans
votes: 2
Option 3: Trans******
votes: 0
Option 4: Attack Helicopter
votes: 9
Option 5: Chinese
votes: 3
This is a serious poll.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i've always felt i was meant to be a Hind D
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fcommons%2Fb%2Fb7%2FRussian_Air_Force_Mil_Mi-24P_Dvurekov-4.jpg&hash=842bd59269174687c9511bbbe96f1669c35dbba2)
I know a doctor who can attach a rotor to your back. It's mostly cosmetic, but I've heard that some heli-kin have managed to fly for short periods of time with enough practice. There is hope!
call me something
can't quite recall
Hey guys I know this is sudden but I feel now is the right time for it
I've been noticing this for awhile now but my sudden surge of interest in schnitzel, bratwurst, and weiners confirm it
[spoiler]I am german-kin[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I am coming out of the reichstag[/spoiler]
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someday i will break free of these earthly bonds
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/4d263448149f32b4eb38a681e873937a/tumblr_nf0q97kJib1si7prno1_400.gif)
I think I broke the bond.
Do not do.
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fstatic.fjcdn.com%2Fgifs%2FHelicopterexe%2Bstoped%2Bworking%2Bwhen%2Ba%2Bcamera%2Bs%2Bshutter%2Bspeed%2Bmatches%2Bthe_bd60a7_4930328.gif&hash=aa798504021ac4e72a028eadf2a2f6c70ec38c3f)
Unpopular opinion but I kind of wish there were a way for transcopters to accept their non copter parts without resorting to violent surgeries. It's really society's fault that we can't just accept jet engines as feminine and rotors as masculine depending on whom the aforementioned propulsion system belongs to.
Quote from: Bamyasi on April 5, 2015 01:35 PM
Unpopular opinion but I kind of wish there were a way for transcopters to accept their non copter parts without resorting to violent surgeries. It's really society's fault that we can't just accept jet engines as feminine and rotors as masculine depending on whom the aforementioned propulsion system belongs to.
am I gonna regret making this thread?
Quote from: zwimmy on April 5, 2015 05:28 PM
am I gonna regret making this thread?
i dunno, but i sure regret posting in it
Quote from: zwimmy on April 6, 2015 12:18 AM
Quote from: BluPhoenix on April 5, 2015 05:46 PM
Quote from: zwimmy on April 5, 2015 05:28 PM
am I gonna regret making this thread?
i dunno, but i sure regret posting in it
=(
If I regretted posting in your thread would you enjoy it?
your sig could not be any more fitting
I am cis as they come, if only to annoy Tumblr.
same here
yeh basic white guy represent come on lets hear it now
if you want to annoy tumblr, be a gender-critical radical feminist
white boys aint got nothing on TERFs
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They are difficult to get started, and then they don't work half the time.
Quote from: soup on April 6, 2015 11:55 PM
yeh basic white guy represent come on lets hear it now
you're my favorite basic white guy, soupy!! <3
Quote from: valiums on April 7, 2015 12:09 AM
if you want to annoy tumblr, be a gender-critical radical feminist
white boys aint got nothing on TERFs
I don't think being a gender critical feminist necessarily implies trans exclusionism.
See: Judith Butler, whom rumbly tumblies still seem to hate for some reason.
Also, this poll needs a "robot" option for bd657.
What are these terfs I keep hearing about and why do they sound bad
terf war
Quote from: SrsSam77 on April 7, 2015 04:03 AM
What are these terfs I keep hearing about and why do they sound bad
TERFs are transphobe radfems who believe their brand of feminism belongs only to women who are born biologically as women. the acronym stands for "trans exclusionary radical feminist". TERFs themselves reject the label
so the radfems are starting to eat each other, noice
:edit:
500 posts victory is mine
TERFs also consider trans men to be women. SOME of them are ok with trans women who've had sex change surgery. But they always freak out whenever they realize there's a penis in their proximity.
Portlandia - Season 3 - Candace's son visits the feminist bookstore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9r2o5ZnSHo#ws)
"i'm proud of you, even though you're a man"
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpuu.sh%2Fh5fkr%2F732a5ec7a6.jpg&hash=5c041646a52c651fb1556df5a056b0584ceee5d8)
i'm gonna watch this one day i swear
i guess im the gay gender
i guess i dont understand
>more cissies than hellies
i dont feel safe in this space anymore
I was actually tempted to vote the trans****** option cause nobody else did but decided to go the honest route.
Quote from: Bamyasi on April 7, 2015 03:24 AM
Also, this poll needs a "robot" option for bd657.
the robots are always left out
Quote from: SrsSam77 on April 7, 2015 02:51 PM
so the radfems are starting to eat each other, noice
Quote from: SrsSam77 on April 7, 2015 02:51 PM
starting to eat each other
Quote from: SrsSam77 on April 7, 2015 02:51 PM
starting
Pretty sure they've been doing that since at least the '60s, bub.
Bam does zwimmy's sig make you feel concerned or does zwimmy's sig concern YOU
:dollman:
Hopefully both.
I'm a 24 year old virgin
I'm gonna die if I don't get any man meat soon
"death due to virginity" came up with two search results on google.
the first one was a social anxiety disorder forum where somebody said "I've never read about a medical condition called "cause of death due to virginity"."
the second one was an excerpt from a book where "She said that the doctor will not pronounce death due to virginity."
the eventual third one will be this message saying you likely won't suffer death due to virginity
Quote from: bd648 on April 13, 2015 03:25 AM
"death due to virginity" came up with two search results on google.
the first one was a social anxiety disorder forum where somebody said "I've never read about a medical condition called "cause of death due to virginity"."
the second one was an excerpt from a book where "She said that the doctor will not pronounce death due to virginity."
the eventual third one will be this message saying you likely won't suffer death due to virginity
can u not
considering most of tba appears to be attack helicopters i dont think youre in luck
Quote from: soup on April 13, 2015 04:25 AM
considering most of tba appears to be attack helicopters i dont think youre in luck
:(
But who's PILOTING the helicopters?
Quote from: Dust on April 13, 2015 04:53 AM
But who's PILOTING the helicopters?
helicopter-kin are fully autonomous you privileged waffle-haver
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fuck.