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Title: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on October 21, 2014 01:24 PM
are you drunk?

are you high? (medicated) i care not, i've been there, my friends

then post here and have no fear

i'll be posting here every time i'm drunk, (seeing as i've moved past my drug experimentation phase)

(don't be surprised if this thread gets moved to the funhouse)

so what's your poison, i'd really like to hear about it, no joke (im experienced enough in this field to know a thing or two) also it was a bad day today and i went from 0-drunk in about 4 minutes (seriously im drunk as fuck)
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: crackers on October 21, 2014 01:42 PM
Disaronno, Lambrini or a 2L of Strongbow. Cheap, and people are more than glad to jump in for you to get it
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: michaell on October 21, 2014 01:51 PM
im a teetotaler got you there
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on October 21, 2014 01:55 PM
Quote from: michaell on October 21, 2014 01:51 PM
im a teetotaler got you there

i can't even imagine being a teetotaler
what do you do on the bad days?
what do you do to unwind?
what do you do for fun?
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: michaell on October 21, 2014 02:02 PM
Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 01:55 PM
Quote from: michaell on October 21, 2014 01:51 PM
im a teetotaler got you there

i can't even imagine being a teetotaler
what do you do on the bad days?
what do you do to unwind?
what do you do for fun?

i dont know anything i like or i deem productive

most of the time in my life i was a rather apathetic person and i can see im going back to this state

no real emotions sans a sense of duty i suppose

and i rarely had time for this shit anyway because of studies either in high school or in university now the same pertained to my closer friends so i guess we had a consensus on that
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: ExBerian on October 21, 2014 02:48 PM
Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 01:55 PM
Quote from: michaell on October 21, 2014 01:51 PM
im a teetotaler got you there

i can't even imagine being a teetotaler
what do you do on the bad days?
what do you do to unwind?
what do you do for fun?
While I am not exactly a teetotaler, I still abstain from any kind of substance yet wouldn't mind sitting down with a bottle of Southern Comfort on my 21st.
On bad days I just do things that I enjoy or be with people I like to be around. To unwind I could read, draw, take a bath maybe. For fun I go to events in my areas like music festivals, art shows, parties, dances, anything really. But mainly for fun I could just be around friends going out to do something, talking the whole time.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: zwimmy on October 21, 2014 03:13 PM
I don't really drink much any more. I used to get drunk at parties and hope some CRAZY FUN SHENANIGANS would happen but I'd just end up being depressed, alone and disappointed by the end.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on October 21, 2014 03:16 PM
what the fuck am i the only real drinker in this forum or what

i drink 1/2 gallon of 80 proof vodka every week

is anyone else even near my level?
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: BluPhoenix on October 21, 2014 03:18 PM
Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 03:16 PM
what the fuck am i the only real drinker in this forum or what

i'd say so

i only ever get a drink or two of wine in me when i'm upset and need to pass out early
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: zwimmy on October 21, 2014 03:30 PM
Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 03:16 PM
what the fuck am i the only real drinker in this forum or what

i drink 1/2 gallon of 80 proof vodka every week

is anyone else even near my level?
congrats on your affliction m8
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: tyvb on October 21, 2014 04:45 PM
Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 03:16 PM
is anyone else even near my level?

I used to drink a lot with my friends, but that was years ago.  I have a shot some nights with a meal, or I have a white russian if I'm feeling sassy.

However, I do enjoy cannabis on occasion.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on October 21, 2014 06:35 PM
Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 03:16 PM
what the fuck am i the only real drinker in this forum or what

i drink 1/2 gallon of 80 proof vodka every week

is anyone else even near my level?
I went through a fifth of whiskey in a week if that counts
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Bamyasi on October 21, 2014 07:30 PM
Didn't we already have the thread where slack confesses his alcoholism to us?

This is clearly a cry for help.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: crackers on October 21, 2014 07:39 PM
Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 03:16 PM
what the fuck am i the only real drinker in this forum or what

i drink 1/2 gallon of 80 proof vodka every week

is anyone else even near my level?

Soup gets absolutely mocket pretty much every day but that's standard uni life

Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: soup on October 21, 2014 09:15 PM
last friday i was out drinking for three days

i woke up on the floor of a strange bathroom surrounded by smashed glass. also my shoes were missing
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Necronomitr0n on October 21, 2014 09:18 PM
i had a bottle of tequila azul with some shasta tiki punch last night

pretty smooth
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: valiums on October 21, 2014 09:47 PM
The most alcohol I've ever had was a half of a wine cooler and the hardest drug I've ever done was three aspirin, not at the same time, of course.
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fembracingbeauty.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F01%2FLiving-on-the-Edge.jpg&hash=144cbddd7433f666eb86040c821851c4f3fa0f07)
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Sef on October 21, 2014 11:21 PM
Weed and shit is cool. I like cigarillos and the occasional cigarette (they taste better than cigarillos honestly). I've only ever been drunk once, never had the chance since that night.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: bd648 on October 21, 2014 11:32 PM
dont drink or do drugs. just not a fan.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: basketweaver on October 21, 2014 11:36 PM
i don't really like cigarettes unless it's really late at night or i'm buzzed. i definitely like cigarillos more. weed makes me feel (predictably) very existential, but my meditations 24 hours after the fact get really, really amplified, which is nice. my go-to college drink is just rum and coke, pretty easy to make.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: rtil on October 21, 2014 11:40 PM
Quote from: slack on October 21, 2014 03:16 PM
is anyone else even near my level?

lol
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on October 21, 2014 11:42 PM
dude if you can manage to live without drugs and alcohol than fucking do it, it's really not worth it
but i get too mad at everything to NOT indulge myself
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on October 21, 2014 11:56 PM
I just had the strongest cigar of my life and I'm now working on a beer, I've been walking funny and I feel like I want to stop moving
#LifeLikeSlack
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Gilthwixt on October 22, 2014 12:29 AM
Now that I moved up back to UCF I'm drinking 1-2 beers a night on average. I found out that "glass of wine a day" practice for anti-oxidants applies, beer has as much anti-oxidants as wine they're just different kinds. It's also good for a number of other reasons. In my fridge I have Leinenkugel Berry Weiss, Orange Shandy, and Strongbow Gold Apple.

At one of the local "geek" bars there's a mixed drink called The Screw Attack made with framboise and cider that I really want to recreate. It's super tasty but they overprice it.

I'm tempted to buy a bottle of this fancy Moscato that someone at Publix suggested, it has swirls in it:

Viniq (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QPilBZNQWw#)
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on October 22, 2014 12:56 AM
that looks harmful to drink

also i wish there were geek bars around here

all i've got is the typical bars, either dive bars full of older people, these are not that bad to drink at

then there's the shitty college bars full of idiot college children that i want to punch
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: cipher on October 22, 2014 01:29 AM
i drank some tea today
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Gilthwixt on October 22, 2014 01:34 AM
Well oddly enough I'd say the fact we have geek bars in Orlando is due in part to UCF and the large college kid population. Orlando itself is pretty huge on small businesses, restaurants and niche services. There are so many great places to get food/hangout that aren't franchises. We've got a card/tabletop/videogame pub, two bar arcades with local art, a lounge inside of a comic shop, a place that specializes in fancy grilled cheese, the list goes on.

The stuff you see in Viniq is apparently the same sparkly sugar that you put on cakes and is 100% edible.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on October 22, 2014 02:22 AM
Quote from: slack on October 22, 2014 12:56 AM
also i wish there were geek bars around here...

...then there's the shitty college bars full of idiot college children that i want to punch
That's a geek bar
"OHAY BARTENDER HOOK ME UP WITH A PIKACHU BLAST! PIKA PIKA!"
*violent fisting from slack ensues*
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on October 22, 2014 03:15 AM
Quote from: SrsSam77 on October 22, 2014 02:22 AM
Quote from: slack on October 22, 2014 12:56 AM
also i wish there were geek bars around here...

...then there's the shitty college bars full of idiot college children that i want to punch
That's a geek bar
"OHAY BARTENDER HOOK ME UP WITH A PIKACHU BLAST! PIKA PIKA!"
*violent fisting from slack ensues*

i actually flipped a table at a college bar once

the crowd was so thick no one could move anywhere

but after i flipped the table, everyone moved out of my way and i was able to stride right out of the place
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on October 22, 2014 04:30 AM
Soup I worry about you m8
Mostly tea and aspirin for me due to stress and there's never a bad time for tea.
I'll do tequila if I absolutely have to drink because it's not fruity and it's straight to the point
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Bamyasi on October 22, 2014 07:33 AM
Quote from: basketweaver on October 21, 2014 11:36 PM
my go-to college drink is just rum and coke, pretty easy to make.
[spoiler]I know this is sudden, but here's some trivia for you, as you seem to have finished your glass.

The name "Rum & Cola" is actually a nickname. Do you know the real name of this drink?

It is called the "Cuba Libre". The rum called for in this drink represents Cuba.

This is a cocktail which mixed the national specialties of Cuba and the United States, as a celebration of Cuba's independance.

"Cuba Libre" means "Free Cuba"

It tastes differently when you know the history.

[/spoiler]
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on October 22, 2014 07:53 AM
Quote from: Bamyasi on October 22, 2014 07:33 AM
Quote from: basketweaver on October 21, 2014 11:36 PM
my go-to college drink is just rum and coke, pretty easy to make.
[spoiler]I know this is sudden, but here's some trivia for you, as you seem to have finished your glass.

The name "Rum & Cola" is actually a nickname. Do you know the real name of this drink?

It is called the "Cuba Libre". The rum called for in this drink represents Cuba.

This is a cocktail which mixed the national specialties of Cuba and the United States, as a celebration of Cuba's independance.

"Cuba Libre" means "Free Cuba"

It tastes differently when you know the history.

[/spoiler]
now he's going to have to go play catherine, GG
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Bamyasi on October 22, 2014 08:12 AM
Cute avatar.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: soup on October 22, 2014 12:58 PM
may as well call this place the fat alleys with all the debauchery goin on right now
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: crackers on October 22, 2014 01:29 PM
eccies for a tenner? on the swedge of glory
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on October 22, 2014 02:41 PM
Quote from: Bamyasi on October 22, 2014 07:33 AM
Quote from: basketweaver on October 21, 2014 11:36 PM
my go-to college drink is just rum and coke, pretty easy to make.
[spoiler]I know this is sudden, but here's some trivia for you, as you seem to have finished your glass.

The name "Rum & Cola" is actually a nickname. Do you know the real name of this drink?

It is called the "Cuba Libre". The rum called for in this drink represents Cuba.

This is a cocktail which mixed the national specialties of Cuba and the United States, as a celebration of Cuba's independance.

"Cuba Libre" means "Free Cuba"

It tastes differently when you know the history.

[/spoiler]

actually rum and cola is a bit different from a cuba libre

rum and cola is exactly that, but if you order a cuba libre, they'll add a lime
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: tyvb on October 22, 2014 02:42 PM
Quote from: Gilthwixt on October 22, 2014 12:29 AM

At one of the local "geek" bars there's a mixed drink called The Screw Attack made with framboise and cider that I really want to recreate. It's super tasty but they overprice it.


The Geek Easy?
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Sef on October 22, 2014 04:01 PM
I just smoked a cigarette. I'm one bad fucker.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Bamyasi on October 22, 2014 07:07 PM
Quote from: soup on October 22, 2014 12:58 PM
may as well call this place the fat alleys with all the debauchery goin on right now
I don't get it.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: crackers on October 22, 2014 10:31 PM
this weekend i'm going to spank a bottle of captain morgans i'll upload results saturday
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Flash on October 22, 2014 10:49 PM
I've always felt a bit weird in most clubs and parties because I don't really like alcohol. I honestly don't like the taste of it and the only drinks I kind of enjoy are the "girly"(??) ones with plenty of fruit juice or whatever mixed in. (chocolate liquor is great too)

In high school I used to try and get just the right amount of drunk by suffering through distilled drinks that tasted like shit. The "right amount" for me is when you gently slap yourself in the face and for some reason it feels warm and fuzzy instead of ridiculous and why is everyone giggling. However, I almost always overshot it, barfed like crazy and blanked out. The next morning I'd feel a different kind of warmness, know in binomial nomenclature as "Shit all-over", subgenus "my pants".

After I got over those fits and settled on just having a couple beers (to have something to drink / hold while everybody else danced to LMFAO), I spent some time labeling people who excitedly rave about "getting wasted" as "stupid idiots". I still dislike the attitude of bulky dudes with shaven heads who constantly entertain the idea of being hospitalized and ruining their friends' night out, but these days I try being a bit more open-minded about the act of heavy drinking itself. It's still hard to understand why some people like getting shitfaced even if it means they're gonna feel like total crap the next morning, but then again, that sentence still holds up if you replace "shitfaced" with "a job interview". And that explains a lot of things to me.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Ayyyyy on October 23, 2014 02:24 AM
My record for cigarettes in a row has been 8,
my ears were popping for awhile. I  was just starting,

haha
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Gilthwixt on October 23, 2014 02:56 AM
Quote from: tyvb on October 22, 2014 02:42 PM
Quote from: Gilthwixt on October 22, 2014 12:29 AM

At one of the local "geek" bars there's a mixed drink called The Screw Attack made with framboise and cider that I really want to recreate. It's super tasty but they overprice it.


The Geek Easy?

Close. The Geek Easy is nice but their food is shit. I was talking about The Cloak and Blaster, the (newish?) pub by Waterford. Super fun place with free board/card games on the shelf and an upstairs gaming lounge that is basically free if you keep ordering drinks. Great beer selection and the food is pretty good.

I didn't realize anyone from TBA lived in the UCF area. You going to school here?
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on October 23, 2014 01:22 PM
Quote from: basketweaver on October 23, 2014 05:27 AM
QuoteMy record for cigarettes in a row has been 8,
my ears were popping for awhile. I  was just starting,

haha

lol wtf, that sounds painful. for me it was 4 in a row and i stopped short before anything bad happened

for me, tobacco is the only drug i can't really handle

it's not the nicotine, but the tobacco itself

i love nicotine, i used to vape 24mg/ml juice and it was fantastic

but taking a drag from an actual cigarette makes me start sweating instantly and i feel nauseated for like 10-15 minutes
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: soup on October 23, 2014 03:10 PM
cigarettes make me feel physically sick the smell of them is enough. no idea why, its just the way i react to them
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: tyvb on October 23, 2014 04:39 PM
Quote from: Gilthwixt on October 23, 2014 02:56 AM
Quote from: tyvb on October 22, 2014 02:42 PM
Quote from: Gilthwixt on October 22, 2014 12:29 AM

At one of the local "geek" bars there's a mixed drink called The Screw Attack made with framboise and cider that I really want to recreate. It's super tasty but they overprice it.


The Geek Easy?

Close. The Geek Easy is nice but their food is shit. I was talking about The Cloak and Blaster, the (newish?) pub by Waterford. Super fun place with free board/card games on the shelf and an upstairs gaming lounge that is basically free if you keep ordering drinks. Great beer selection and the food is pretty good.

I didn't realize anyone from TBA lived in the UCF area. You going to school here?

I don't live in the UCF area.  I travel up to Orlando to see shows, go to the comic shops, and occasionally head over to Bento Cafe.  I'm down in Sarasota closer to Ringling College. 
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: ExBerian on October 23, 2014 04:44 PM
I love the smell and taste of cigarettes. But I haven't acually inhaled the smoke, just sucked it into my mouth for a friends photoshoot.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Sef on October 23, 2014 05:43 PM
Quote from: slack on October 23, 2014 01:22 PM
but taking a drag from an actual cigarette makes me start sweating instantly and i feel nauseated for like 10-15 minutes

This used to happen to me all the time with cigarillos. Even though I smoke cigarillos more often, inhaling them too much always gave the sweats. But cigarettes never gave me that problem. Personally I think cigarettes are a better smoke (taste better and are smoother, MUCH faster)in most situations outside of with friends and celebrations (generally with friends.) Too bad I always feel guilty after smoking a cigarette (which is why I only ever bum them off friends or buy the discount ones from the tobacco shop near my house)
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Philip K Dick on October 23, 2014 06:39 PM
binge drinking is so two thousand and late
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: ExBerian on October 24, 2014 02:58 AM
Quote from: basketweaver on October 24, 2014 02:51 AM
Xdd ayy lmao
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on October 24, 2014 03:21 AM
Quote from: lionsef on October 23, 2014 05:43 PM
Even though I smoke cigarillos more often, inhaling them too much always gave the sweats
>inhaling
nigher what
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on October 24, 2014 04:20 AM
Quote from: basketweaver on October 24, 2014 04:17 AM
I'm too turnt
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Gilthwixt on October 24, 2014 04:24 AM
Quote from: SrsSam77 on October 24, 2014 03:21 AM
Quote from: lionsef on October 23, 2014 05:43 PM
Even though I smoke cigarillos more often, inhaling them too much always gave the sweats
>inhaling
nigher what

Yeah, that's the mistake right there. I don't smoke anymore but when I did it was always my understanding that you don't actually inhale cigars or cigarillos. The smoke just sits in your mouth for tasting. Cigarettes are different and also have filters which is why you can inhale them.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: rtil on October 24, 2014 04:54 AM
Quote from: Flash on October 22, 2014 10:49 PM
I've always felt a bit weird in most clubs and parties because I don't really like alcohol

i feel this way about beer. i've tried so many kinds of beer my friends give me at parties, they say you'll like this one this time if you didn't like that one, but every time i can barely finish the thing without wincing. something about the taste just really puts me off. but i do enjoy hard liquor and mixed drinks, and i don't mind cider, either.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on October 24, 2014 06:23 AM
good to see the debauchery is still alive
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on October 24, 2014 02:28 PM
Quote from: rtil on October 24, 2014 04:54 AM
Quote from: Flash on October 22, 2014 10:49 PM
I've always felt a bit weird in most clubs and parties because I don't really like alcohol

i feel this way about beer. i've tried so many kinds of beer my friends give me at parties, they say you'll like this one this time if you didn't like that one, but every time i can barely finish the thing without wincing. something about the taste just really puts me off. but i do enjoy hard liquor and mixed drinks, and i don't mind cider, either.

people always say beer is an acquired taste but really, it will always taste like shit

it's almost as if pretending to like the taste of beer is a macho thing, this is my theory

beer tastes like shit and it probably always will
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: ExBerian on October 24, 2014 02:47 PM
Quote from: basketweaver on October 24, 2014 02:37 PM
holy shit, i dont remember

ANYTHING
You made no sense last night!
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Sef on October 24, 2014 03:40 PM
Quote from: SrsSam77 on October 24, 2014 03:21 AM
>inhaling
nigher what

the buzz is strong, yo

Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Gilthwixt on October 24, 2014 05:22 PM
Quote from: slack on October 24, 2014 02:28 PM
Quote from: rtil on October 24, 2014 04:54 AM
i feel this way about beer. i've tried so many kinds of beer my friends give me at parties, they say you'll like this one this time if you didn't like that one, but every time i can barely finish the thing without wincing. something about the taste just really puts me off. but i do enjoy hard liquor and mixed drinks, and i don't mind cider, either.

people always say beer is an acquired taste but really, it will always taste like shit

it's almost as if pretending to like the taste of beer is a macho thing, this is my theory

beer tastes like shit and it probably always will

I genuinely enjoy the taste of some beers. Fat Tire, Yeungling, Leinenkugel Berry Weiss, Young's Double Chocolate Stout, Shake Chocolate Porter, Kona Pipeline Porter, Key West Sunset Ale...

I think the acquired taste aspect is part psychological, part biological. I'm not incredibly well informed on the topic, but it's my understanding that the types of microbes you have in your stomach greatly affect the sort of cravings you get. If all you eat is junk food then that's all your body will want because the bacteria that is sustained by those foods is now thriving in your stomach and is influencing you so that they can continue to thrive. Eating yogurt supposedly introduces and nourishes healthy kinds of bacteria that cut down on your unhealthy cravings.

With beer, I hated it when I first started drinking and stuck to cider and liquor. Not every party had those on hand though so I had to drink whatever was available. Eventually some beers starting tasting tolerable instead of downright nasty, and so I started drinking those more often. By now, Yeungling tastes completely different than when I had first started drinking four years ago. I hated it then, but now I absolutely love having a couple before a large heavy meal because that wheaty flavor gets me really hungry by the time the meal is served.

YMMV. Honestly if you don't like it then there's no point in drinking it unless you want to like it, but once you actually acquire that taste for them it opens up a whole bunch of doors. Just stay away from IPA, that shit is nasty.

Edit: Here's some further reading on the microbial studies I mentioned: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/bies.201400071/full (http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/bies.201400071/full)

In particular, this line:

QuoteConventional wisdom often blames unhealthy eating on a lack of willpower. However, binge eating is not just a matter of mental control [101]; food cravings are unlike other cravings. Many other addictions, such as drugs and alcohol, require ever-increasing doses to maintain the same mood-altering effect. This habituation does not happen with food. For some individuals, the more they indulge their food cravings, the more enjoyment they get from them [102]

might also apply to drinking beer, and not because of the alcohol but the yeast involved in brewing.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on October 24, 2014 05:39 PM
Quote from: Gilthwixt on October 24, 2014 05:22 PM
Quote from: slack on October 24, 2014 02:28 PM
Quote from: rtil on October 24, 2014 04:54 AM
i feel this way about beer. i've tried so many kinds of beer my friends give me at parties, they say you'll like this one this time if you didn't like that one, but every time i can barely finish the thing without wincing. something about the taste just really puts me off. but i do enjoy hard liquor and mixed drinks, and i don't mind cider, either.

people always say beer is an acquired taste but really, it will always taste like shit

it's almost as if pretending to like the taste of beer is a macho thing, this is my theory

beer tastes like shit and it probably always will

I genuinely enjoy the taste of some beers. Fat Tire, Yeungling, Leinenkugel Berry Weiss, Young's Double Chocolate Stout, Shake Chocolate Porter, Kona Pipeline Porter, Key West Sunset Ale...

I think the acquired taste aspect is part psychological, part biological. I'm not incredibly well informed on the topic, but it's my understanding that the types of microbes you have in your stomach greatly affect the sort of cravings you get. If all you eat is junk food then that's all your body will want because the bacteria that is sustained by those foods is now thriving in your stomach and is influencing you so that they can continue to thrive. Eating yogurt supposedly introduces and nourishes healthy kinds of bacteria that cut down on your unhealthy cravings.

With beer, I hated it when I first started drinking and stuck to cider and liquor. Not every party had those on hand though so I had to drink whatever was available. Eventually some beers starting tasting tolerable instead of downright nasty, and so I started drinking those more often. By now, Yeungling tastes completely different than when I had first started drinking four years ago. I hated it then, but now I absolutely love having a couple before a large heavy meal because that wheaty flavor gets me really hungry by the time the meal is served.

YMMV. Honestly if you don't like it then there's no point in drinking it unless you want to like it, but once you actually acquire that taste for them it opens up a whole bunch of doors. Just stay away from IPA, that shit is nasty.

Edit: Here's some further reading on the microbial studies I mentioned: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/bies.201400071/full (http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/bies.201400071/full)

In particular, this line:

QuoteConventional wisdom often blames unhealthy eating on a lack of willpower. However, binge eating is not just a matter of mental control [101]; food cravings are unlike other cravings. Many other addictions, such as drugs and alcohol, require ever-increasing doses to maintain the same mood-altering effect. This habituation does not happen with food. For some individuals, the more they indulge their food cravings, the more enjoyment they get from them [102]

might also apply to drinking beer, and not because of the alcohol but the yeast involved in brewing.


i'll agree that some beers taste less-awful than others

but fuck you 100% of beers lead to pissing every four minutes and farting and burping

fuck beer, it's awful

hard-liquor master race
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: BluPhoenix on October 24, 2014 06:50 PM
yeah really, those carbs go right through you

who needs alcohol triple-hop-brewed just to accentuate the taste of ass

i'd take something that actually has a flavor like wine or sake any day over that
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: rtil on October 24, 2014 09:26 PM
Quote from: Gilthwixt on October 24, 2014 05:22 PM
Quote from: slack on October 24, 2014 02:28 PM
Quote from: rtil on October 24, 2014 04:54 AM
i feel this way about beer. i've tried so many kinds of beer my friends give me at parties, they say you'll like this one this time if you didn't like that one, but every time i can barely finish the thing without wincing. something about the taste just really puts me off. but i do enjoy hard liquor and mixed drinks, and i don't mind cider, either.

people always say beer is an acquired taste but really, it will always taste like shit

it's almost as if pretending to like the taste of beer is a macho thing, this is my theory

beer tastes like shit and it probably always will

I genuinely enjoy the taste of some beers. Fat Tire, Yeungling, Leinenkugel Berry Weiss, Young's Double Chocolate Stout, Shake Chocolate Porter, Kona Pipeline Porter, Key West Sunset Ale...

I think the acquired taste aspect is part psychological, part biological. I'm not incredibly well informed on the topic, but it's my understanding that the types of microbes you have in your stomach greatly affect the sort of cravings you get. If all you eat is junk food then that's all your body will want because the bacteria that is sustained by those foods is now thriving in your stomach and is influencing you so that they can continue to thrive. Eating yogurt supposedly introduces and nourishes healthy kinds of bacteria that cut down on your unhealthy cravings.

With beer, I hated it when I first started drinking and stuck to cider and liquor. Not every party had those on hand though so I had to drink whatever was available. Eventually some beers starting tasting tolerable instead of downright nasty, and so I started drinking those more often. By now, Yeungling tastes completely different than when I had first started drinking four years ago. I hated it then, but now I absolutely love having a couple before a large heavy meal because that wheaty flavor gets me really hungry by the time the meal is served.

YMMV. Honestly if you don't like it then there's no point in drinking it unless you want to like it, but once you actually acquire that taste for them it opens up a whole bunch of doors. Just stay away from IPA, that shit is nasty.

Edit: Here's some further reading on the microbial studies I mentioned: http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/bies.201400071/full (http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/bies.201400071/full)

In particular, this line:

QuoteConventional wisdom often blames unhealthy eating on a lack of willpower. However, binge eating is not just a matter of mental control [101]; food cravings are unlike other cravings. Many other addictions, such as drugs and alcohol, require ever-increasing doses to maintain the same mood-altering effect. This habituation does not happen with food. For some individuals, the more they indulge their food cravings, the more enjoyment they get from them [102]

might also apply to drinking beer, and not because of the alcohol but the yeast involved in brewing.


beer for me is like coffee, it's an acquired taste i'd rather not acquire , mostly for health reasons. a lot of my beer drinking aficionado friends have developed quite the gut and i'd rather not have to worry about that. after trying all kinds of different beers i'm just going to assume that i don't like it and never will - my only regret being that beer is usually a lot cheaper than liquor, but i don't drink that much anyway.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Sef on October 24, 2014 10:01 PM
Turns out my ultimate vice is queso someone help me overcome this addiction
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: zwimmy on October 24, 2014 11:06 PM
Beer is great when it's really cold. It gets exponentially worse as it warms up.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: crackers on October 25, 2014 01:54 AM
i'm allergic to beer but on the odd occasion i've had a tan, nah, tasted like piss

if you enjoy the taste of pee and are looking for a gluten free alternative, i recommended a 2L of Strongbow, or just drinking your own piss
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on October 25, 2014 02:38 AM
Quote from: zwimmy on October 24, 2014 11:06 PM
Beer is great when it's really cold. It gets exponentially worse as it warms up.
>not enjoying a lukewarm bud
get out
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: valiums on October 25, 2014 04:52 AM
yall goin straytta hell when its mortys coil shufflin time
jeezy died for ur sins and u fuckin it up
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Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on October 25, 2014 06:07 AM
i don't mind beer, it tastes like garbage whether it's cold or warm

your body breaks down and digests warm beer faster though so you'll get a buzz quicker so there's that

but if you want a quick buzz why not just do a few shots of high-proof and be done with it
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Sef on October 25, 2014 09:04 PM
Just had some Pink Lemonade Vodka and some Rum. Fun times, the rum really make me wince.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: rtil on October 25, 2014 10:53 PM
Quote from: slack on October 25, 2014 06:07 AM
i don't mind beer, it tastes like garbage
you don't mind the taste of liquified garbage? :snowmiser:
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on October 25, 2014 11:13 PM
Quote from: lionsef on October 24, 2014 03:40 PM
the buzz is strong, yo
The buzz might be strong, but so is the cancer
smoking a single cigar by inhalation is about equal to smoking two packs of cigarrettes, one backwoods is about 1/4th a standard cigar so that'd be 1/2th pack, one 5 pack of backwoods would be equal to inhaling 2 1/2th packs of cigarettes; your choice
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Sef on October 26, 2014 02:39 AM
Quote from: SrsSam77 on October 25, 2014 11:13 PM
Quote from: lionsef on October 24, 2014 03:40 PM
the buzz is strong, yo
The buzz might be strong, but so is the cancer
smoking a single cigar by inhalation is about equal to smoking two packs of cigarrettes, one backwoods is about 1/4th a standard cigar so that'd be 1/2th pack, one 5 pack of backwoods would be equal to inhaling 2 1/2th packs of cigarettes; your choice

Youre assuming I meant inhaling everytime I take a drag.  Also I don't smoke full on cigars only just 99 cent cigarillos (barring the occasional backwoods.)and anyway you can still get mouth and throat cancer even if you don't inhale , so really you're no less susceptible to either of those cancers heh.  So thanks dad I'm glad ya laid out them facts for me.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: rtil on October 26, 2014 03:17 AM
Quote from: lionsef on October 26, 2014 02:39 AM
thanks dad

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Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Sef on October 26, 2014 11:42 PM
One thing I have noticed is I'm friendlier on a nicotine buzz. It's nice.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: crackers on October 27, 2014 01:36 AM
get nicky buzz off three draws, perks of being a non smoker B)
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: creamcorn on October 27, 2014 03:04 PM
i should stop drinking and smoking
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on October 27, 2014 03:40 PM
i haven't had a shot in 3 days, this is the start of something big
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: tyvb on October 27, 2014 06:35 PM
Quote from: slack on October 27, 2014 03:40 PM
i haven't had a shot in 3 days, this is the start of something big

Just make sure its a double!
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on October 28, 2014 03:15 AM
that is a good song
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: ExBerian on November 7, 2014 04:11 AM
Had about a shot of Southern Comfort. It taste bad, but is the best tasteing alcohol I have had yet. Body has lost a little feeling but that's about it. 0/10
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on November 7, 2014 04:45 AM
no alcohol for 2 weeks now what is happening to me
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: soup on November 7, 2014 04:49 AM
girlfriend made "martinis" each one of them was basically a very very liberal pint of wine gin and vodka i dont remember much
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: crackers on November 7, 2014 04:31 PM
soup's gf is a pint sized buxom barmaid that stars in all the fake taxi movies on the hornpub
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Sef on November 7, 2014 05:04 PM
Quote from: ExBerian on November  7, 2014 04:11 AM
Had about a shot of Southern Comfort. It taste bad, but is the best tasteing alcohol I have had yet. Body has lost a little feeling but that's about it. 0/10
drink more
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on November 7, 2014 08:44 PM
got some mead, got some skyrim, got some flannel pajamas and the heart turned on. time to get max comfy
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: creamcorn on November 8, 2014 09:54 PM
this thread is a constant reminder of my failure to stop drinking and smoking
please delete
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on November 9, 2014 07:22 PM
Quote from: creamcorn on November  8, 2014 09:54 PM
this thread is a constant reminder of my failure to stop drinking and smoking
please delete

dude if i can quit drinking i think you can too
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: Gilthwixt on December 13, 2014 03:49 AM
How I'm treating crippling loneliness tonight

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Guest Starring:

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Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on December 13, 2014 05:24 AM
wow gilth is fuarking living it up, wanna trade m8?
I got fap material, vidya, and crippling procrastination
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on December 13, 2014 05:56 AM
Quote from: Gilthwixt on December 13, 2014 03:49 AM
Guest Starring:
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fucking champion
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: valiums on December 13, 2014 06:07 AM
won't the ramen just make you lonelier
instant merry chin is the poorest, saddest food
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: rtil on December 13, 2014 06:47 AM
Quote from: valiums on December 13, 2014 06:07 AM
won't the ramen just make you lonelier
instant merry chin is the poorest, saddest food


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Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on December 22, 2014 02:19 AM
Just did hookah and drank for 6 hours, at some point rum balls got involved, I had so much nicotine in my body I couldn't sleep when I tried
side note, boilermakers are good
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on December 22, 2014 03:32 PM
I went 8 weeks without a drop of alcohol

then on saturday i had some friends over for a smash bros party

shots were shooted

and this morning for breakfast, i made a white russian and
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for breakfast

also let it be known i put (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn3.volusion.com%2Fyjlzt.zpamr%2Fv%2Fvspfiles%2Fphotos%2FDAGPHS-2.jpg&hash=24a5a1fd93eeb3ad9c1f81b5f8ce7b3d76e028b0) and blue cheese in it
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: crackers on December 23, 2014 01:35 AM
blue cheese yes
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on December 23, 2014 08:42 AM
4 cheese instant asian noodles? what?
so many contradictions, is the package written in scotch-korean?
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: ZennyPLUS on December 23, 2014 09:39 AM
yakisoba, nope.avi
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: slack on December 24, 2014 02:20 PM
i've battened down the hatches, i've taken the battery out of my phone, and i don't have work tomorrow

i'm not leaving my house until after the 25th (if i didn't have to work, i'd stay even longer)

fuck the holidays, it's time to drink
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: ExBerian on December 24, 2014 07:42 PM
Hookahed for about 2 hours with dragons breath. Was the first time, was pretty cool.
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: SrsSam77 on March 15, 2015 12:12 AM
Went to vapeblast 2015 here in fort worth, was only expecting to make off with 20ml of free juice, made off with 240ml roundabout in the end
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All of this except for the two bottles on the right was free
thank you free stuff
time to fucking vape
Title: Re: DRUNK AND ON DRUGS MEGATHREAD
Post by: bd648 on March 15, 2015 01:14 AM
was the keyboard free?