Just kidding I'm not posting art.
Instead, suggest an erotic short story for me to write.
If I'm feeling inspired
I'll whip something up
To sate your desires~
[spoiler]Oh and feel free to PM me if you're too embarrassed to request something publicly~[/spoiler]
Quote from: Evelynn on August 28, 2013 07:30 AM
"The Space Captain's Lonely Love-Slave"
'Deep in the somber emptiness of space, a cry of love disrupts the mundane everyday work adrift an otherwise quiet spacecraft...'
-Rtils future masterpiece of lust and love featuring Piper and Penny
suck my dicky xD
id like a fantasy epic involving the wonderful Travis Ortmayer and myself
the style and setting should be reminiscent of Thomas Hardy's Tess of the d'Urbervilles, i can pay you in bitcoins if necessary
"little jimmy gets his modem"
set in the late 90's
children's book
TRAGEDY
Quote from: Stu4U on April 7, 2014 04:28 PM
Quote from: Evelynn on August 28, 2013 07:30 AM
"The Space Captain's Lonely Love-Slave"
'Deep in the somber emptiness of space, a cry of love disrupts the mundane everyday work adrift an otherwise quiet spacecraft...'
-Rtils future masterpiece of lust and love featuring Piper and Penny
holy shit
zwimmy gets laid: a work of fiction
;___;
Quote from: zwimmy on April 8, 2014 12:35 AM
zwimmy gets laid: a work of fiction
Fantasy genre
[Spoiler] Eve's space sex thingy featuring rtil's characters plz [/spoiler]
Hound of the Baskerville's
Sherlock Holmes discovers it is not a ghost dog that is tormenting the town but in fact a rabid Watson indulging himself in sick, perverted fantasies, where him and Sherlock dress up as slobbering beasts and fuck eachother senseless.
The town is actually Sherlock's living thoughts - he lives in constant torment of his furry tendencies, where he tears off his deerstalker and instead stalks deer and penetrates them with a magnifying glass
math
Quote from: tosh2.0 on April 8, 2014 08:28 PM
Hound of the Baskerville's
Sherlock Holmes discovers it is not a ghost dog that is tormenting the town but in fact a rabid Watson indulging himself in sick, perverted fantasies, where him and Sherlock dress up as slobbering beasts and fuck eachother senseless.
Quote from: tosh2.0 on April 8, 2014 08:30 PM
The town is actually Sherlock's living thoughts - he lives in constant torment of his furry tendencies, where he tears off his deerstalker and instead stalks deer and penetrates them with a magnifying glass
i will pay double what anyone else offers for this
triple
quadruple
MAKE IT
so thats a no then
give me a blowie or a bottle of buckfast and I'm game
April Fools guys, I'm not actually doing this.
[spoiler]Just Kidding.
[spoiler]
Quote from: Stu4U on April 7, 2014 04:28 PM
Quote from: Evelynn on August 28, 2013 07:30 AM
"The Space Captain's Lonely Love-Slave"
'Deep in the somber emptiness of space, a cry of love disrupts the mundane everyday work adrift an otherwise quiet spacecraft...'
-Rtils future masterpiece of lust and love featuring Piper and Penny
I wish I could say this was my first fanfiction. (http://pastebin.com/LtQNVmT6)
Please critique![/spoiler][/spoiler]
Quote from: Bamyasi on April 7, 2014 08:07 AM
Finish your story and don't come back until it's done, motherfucker.
Also omg that title
Most valuable literature 2014
Quote from: Bamyasi on April 13, 2014 03:10 PM
Did it not seem finished?
Oh you posted it right when I posted mine.
I am still reading!
All done
That was probably the best thing I've sat down and taken the time to read in a good while.
20/3, would read again
Seriously though it was great
Awww thanks guys.
i was entertained. good job.
Stay tuned for Part 2: The Marination.
[spoiler]Coming summer 2015.[/spoiler]
finally got around to reading this.
and it was one of the best and most hilarious things i've read this year.
[spoiler]poor seannyj[/spoiler]
you still taking suggestions?
i have to say, if their story was one of comedic lesbian shenanigans, this would be it.
it is a shame that they met such a tragic end after their heroic efforts. it is sad that all those moments will be lost in time.. like tears in rain.
If it's any consolation, at that point in the battle they had no other options to defeat the enemy, and their sacrifices made the Milky Way Galaxy a marginally safer place for T&A. They knew it was
time to die.Quote from: Stu4U on April 15, 2014 12:46 AM
finally got around to reading this.
and it was one of the best and most hilarious things i've read this year.
you still taking suggestions?
Glad you enjoyed it, thanks a bunch for the idea. I'm definitely still taking suggestions, but I'm trying to do them all in order so it might be a little while. Please don't hesitate if you have another idea, I had a lot of fun with this one.
Quote from: Bamyasi on April 15, 2014 04:15 AM
If it's any consolation, at that point in the battle they had no other options to defeat the enemy, and their sacrifices made the Milky Way Galaxy a marginally safer place for T&A. They knew it was time to die.
it's too bad they don't live, but then again who does?
seriously though despite being totally absurd it was written well and funny in all the right places. i like when a writer briefly steps out of the scene to jokingly reassure their audience of something. it keeps it more down to earth , even though everything that's going on in it is pretty hot and heavy.
funnily enough Penny is bi in canon, although she isn't ashamed of it. she just doesn't talk about it and doesn't consider it a big deal. and i'm afraid she will never be clever enough to employ the helper bots in all the exciting new ways you imagined. but i'm sure someone out there has.
Quote from: rtil on April 15, 2014 04:22 AM
seriously though despite being totally absurd it was written well and funny in all the right places. i like when a writer briefly steps out of the scene to jokingly reassure their audience of something. it keeps it more down to earth , even though everything that's going on in it is pretty hot and heavy.
This really means a lot, thanks.
Quote from: rtil on April 15, 2014 04:22 AM
pretty hot and heavy.
Just like Penny (wink).
Quote from: rtil on April 15, 2014 04:22 AM
funnily enough Penny is bi in canon, although she isn't ashamed of it. she just doesn't talk about it and doesn't consider it a big deal.
I guess everyone was getting a bit silly after a few weeks of exposure to the neurotoxin, please attribute any non-canonical character adjustments to that. Penny was just having a bit of trouble conceptualizing sexual fluidity, Piper turned maniacally sexy and evil, and Marin lost her ability to be covert.
But seriously I'm really happy (and relieved) that you enjoyed it. There were parts (all of it really) where I was like "What the actual fuck am I doing to these lovely and beautiful characters whom I treasure and adore, rtil is going to hate me," so I'm glad you weren't offended, because I ended up not censoring anything. You could say I've done... questionable things.
Quote from: rtil on April 15, 2014 04:22 AM
i'm afraid she will never be clever enough to employ the helper bots in all the exciting new ways you imagined. but i'm sure someone out there has.
I kind of hope not, honestly. That would upset me terribly. Such misuse should only be confined to the decrepit ghetto of alt-universe fanfiction.
i have a hard time imagining something of this nature could offend me, it's amusing to see how people interpret creations of your own. it played out like a wild dream one of them could have after sleeping on a full stomach and an untamed imagination. maybe not the whole thing, but parts of it.
Well I guess all I can say is thanks for being a cool person.
Is this the end
we just need more suggestions
Wait are you doing these too?
I've been busy this last week but I will get to all your suggestions I promise.
Also I declare this thread open for anyone to post their own titillating titles (in case Stu or wop wanted to join the party).
Quote from: SHADOWFOX2 on April 28, 2014 12:40 AM
Wait are you doing these too?
nononono we just need more suggestions to give to bam. sorry that confused you.
I-it's not like I want you to work on my suggestion...
(//)
Where are my wretched soup kitchen fantasies did you retire off your last novel or something
Oh wow this,
Uhmmm
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I actually have stuff written for the rest of the suggestions, just none of them are finished.
I might get around to editing a few after this stupid movie I'm working on is over in like three weeks.
Could be fun.
I look forward to those, but it doesn't have to be someone else's suggestions
What's this about a movie though?
I work in the film industry.
That's awesome
Link that shiz when it's done
The Marination approaches
this imitation dungeon is infringing dangerously close on my trademarked and patented soup dungeon™ and i am kindly requesting you take down this thread before i contact the authorities
busted
Quote from: soup on June 27, 2015 07:44 PM
this imitation dungeon is infringing dangerously close on my trademarked and patented soup dungeon™ and i am kindly requesting you take down this thread before i contact the authorities
Yours is hardly a dungeon.
its more of a fungeon
stop that you frikkin meanie please my street cred
please stop fighting im gonna cry
Uh oh subject line change maybe something big's coming up.
CAN YE JUST FUKIN POST IT ALREADY
Quote from: Bamyasi on August 27, 2015 03:46 AM
Uh oh subject line change maybe something big's coming up.
still waiting fam
Quote from: Bamyasi on October 1, 2016 06:10 AM
It's fucking pointless arguing about this shit goddamn. The only thing you can do is go
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WRITE me a horror story for my birthday or
WALK THE PLANK.
also, i want a wes anderson-esque
The Grand Budapest Hotel wedding in it with Mary Magdalene as my godmother.