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Title: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Bamyasi on February 14, 2014 06:30 AM
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You are beautiful in your own way.
Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: zwimmy on February 14, 2014 07:11 AM
Happy Valentines :^)

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Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: Bamyasi on February 14, 2014 07:36 AM
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Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: rtil on February 14, 2014 09:27 AM
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Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: Binary_2 on February 14, 2014 10:09 AM
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Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: crackers on February 14, 2014 03:03 PM
enjoy your right hands
Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: rtil on February 14, 2014 10:03 PM
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my beautiful valentine
Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: rtil on February 14, 2014 11:03 PM
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for nonon's only
Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: slack on February 14, 2014 11:51 PM
Quote from: wop on February 14, 2014 03:03 PM
enjoy your right hands

i get started with the left hand, and drive it home with the right
Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: crackers on February 15, 2014 12:16 AM
A man after my own hand heart
Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: zwimmy on February 15, 2014 12:20 AM
I think I used my hand to fap maybe 4 or 5 times in my whole life.
Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: bd648 on February 15, 2014 12:22 AM
i dont believe you
Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: crackers on February 15, 2014 12:30 AM
Quote from: zwimmy on February 15, 2014 12:20 AM
I think I used my hand to fap maybe 4 or 5 times in my whole life.

what actually makes you think id believe that, you absolute bag of beetles
Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 12:35 AM
zwimmycakes just uses the shower head.
Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: crackers on February 15, 2014 12:41 AM
the only function my shower head has is 'hot or cold'

not 'blow my load'
Title: Re: Thread of the Heart
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 12:44 AM
I guess you've never heard of "splashing" then.

Just ask zwimmy about it. There's a reason we call her SplashyJ.
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: crackers on February 15, 2014 12:52 AM
i'd rather not ask about it
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 12:55 AM
zwimmy please explain your methods to the uninformed among us.
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: rtil on February 15, 2014 02:14 AM
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Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 02:17 AM
#splashthegash
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Stu4U on February 15, 2014 02:28 AM
wow
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 02:32 AM
This thread is still about Valentine's Day by the way.

Did anyone do special times with their main squeeze?
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: crackers on February 15, 2014 02:40 AM
last bird i was with had a fanny like a mutilated bus seat can we please stop talking about sex
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 02:43 AM
Who said anything about sex?

"Main squeeze" was obviously referring to dominant hand.
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: crackers on February 15, 2014 02:47 AM
Oh, right.

Genuinely had about seven chugs today, new track record
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 02:50 AM
I'm assuming "chugs" is an abbreviation for "cuddly hugs."

I got like eight of those today come at me.
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: zwimmy on February 15, 2014 03:04 AM
Quote from: wop on February 15, 2014 02:40 AM
last bird i was with had a fanny like a mutilated bus seat can we please stop talking about sex
what the fuck :^)
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 03:08 AM
I guess some men find cellulite unappealing.
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: crackers on February 15, 2014 03:10 AM
is cellulite the stuff that the ballistic torso is made out of in mythbusters?
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: BluPhoenix on February 15, 2014 03:14 AM
a tender embrace





























































































































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Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 03:21 AM
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WoC vs. cellulite^
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Stu4U on February 15, 2014 03:53 AM
otp
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: creamcorn on February 15, 2014 04:17 AM
we need more hentai threads
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Stu4U on February 15, 2014 06:23 AM
fuck it hb an entire hentai board
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 06:45 AM
We also just need a straight porn thread (straight as in live action, obviously).

Someone better get on that.
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: rtil on February 15, 2014 06:47 AM
be brave
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: slack on February 15, 2014 03:49 PM
Quote from: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 06:45 AM
We also just need a straight porn thread (straight as in live action, obviously).

Someone better get on that.

i have considered it many times
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 10:03 PM
It's time to take the next step.
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: BluPhoenix on February 15, 2014 10:16 PM
i've said before that i believe there's artistic merit and appreciation that is connected to the hentai thread, and i think a similar air would be hard to capture in a porn thread

that being said, i'd still contribute regardless
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 11:56 PM
Is that a euphemism for bisexual? If yes then maybe.
Quote from: BluPhoenix on February 15, 2014 10:16 PM
i've said before that i believe there's artistic merit and appreciation that is connected to the hentai thread, and i think a similar air would be hard to capture in a porn thread
This thread would be strictly high-brow (theoretically (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=12748)).
Title: Re: Thread of the Hand
Post by: BluPhoenix on February 16, 2014 12:07 AM
Quote from: Bamyasi on February 15, 2014 11:56 PM
This thread would be strictly high-brow (theoretically (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=12748)).

how did i know this would happen
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