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Title: Where are my sons?
Post by: I am looking for a son on January 13, 2014 12:59 AM
Greetings I am a middle aged man of approximately 52 years old , I have just recently learned how to internet . Recently , I heard a rumour , that the last in my lineage might have survived the culling of my family approximately 58 years ago . I had my son adopted away to save him from the raids while i valiantly stayed and fought . if you know any adopted sons , please tell him his father is looking for him

if any of you know where he may me , contact me via email :

dad69@hotmail.comdom

thank you for your patronage

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpctechmag.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F08%2FSteve-Ballmer-Microsoft-CEO.jpg&hash=395ccb7d86c48006c5e223c81a02e325e085789a) here is a picture of me for family resemblance
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: rtil on January 13, 2014 01:03 AM
how do i know you're a real dad
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: BluPhoenix on January 13, 2014 01:03 AM
stop it woc
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: I am looking for a son on January 13, 2014 01:08 AM
Quote from: rtil on January 13, 2014 01:03 AM
how do i know you're a real dad

i fought long and hard before i ripped the throat out of my own , it was only then i could claim to be a father

also i kind of slept with my adopted sons mother and a baby came out her
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: I am looking for a son on January 13, 2014 05:43 PM
Quote from: Flee on January 13, 2014 09:36 AM
Hello yes Mr Ballmer I will be your son fork over some moolah

please, call me steve

would you like the money in form of microtransactions?? in exchange for ascending to sonhood *laughs softly*
*laffs*

*cries*
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: soup on January 14, 2014 01:52 AM
Father!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoNLJ1fw3yw#ws)
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: I am looking for a son on January 14, 2014 08:07 PM
hells horses
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: BluPhoenix on January 14, 2014 08:18 PM
developers
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: slack on January 15, 2014 06:02 PM
i can't believe i wasted a mouse click on this thread

that's one click closer to my mouse ceasing to work

thank you asshole
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: I am looking for a son on January 15, 2014 11:52 PM
Quote from: slack on January 15, 2014 06:02 PM
i wasn't adopted

ie. my opinion isn't valid
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: Flash on January 16, 2014 01:37 AM
been a while since i used ignore
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: bd648 on January 16, 2014 11:46 AM
[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]what on earth[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: zwimmy on January 16, 2014 03:02 PM
Quote from: BluPhoenix on January 14, 2014 08:18 PM
developers
developers
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: rtil on January 16, 2014 09:32 PM
Quote from: zwimmy on January 16, 2014 03:02 PM
Quote from: BluPhoenix on January 14, 2014 08:18 PM
developers
developers
developers
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: soup on January 17, 2014 12:32 AM
A locked thread stops WoC dead.
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: Binary_2 on January 17, 2014 01:11 AM
Can we throw this thread into "I threw up"
Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: I am looking for a son on January 17, 2014 05:01 PM
Quote from: Binary_2 on January 17, 2014 01:11 AM
Can we throw this thread into "I threw up"

the only place i belong is

[spoiler][spoiler][spoiler]your mum[/spoiler][/spoiler][/spoiler]


Title: Re: Where are my sons?
Post by: slack on January 17, 2014 06:55 PM
ban this asshole