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Main => Introductions => Topic started by: bramblepuss on December 4, 2013 08:36 AM

Title: hi
Post by: bramblepuss on December 4, 2013 08:36 AM
Hi there.

I am just a normal guy who likes video games, pizza and struggles to hide his perverted tendencies in public.
This forum seems like a cool place, so I joined today.
You guys seem pretty cool as well  B)

That's pretty much it
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Title: Re: hi
Post by: rtil on December 4, 2013 08:45 AM
thank you for coming please post again~
Title: Re: hi
Post by: creamcorn on December 4, 2013 09:11 AM
pizza is overrated and gross learn to make an actual meal you fucking piece of shit
Title: Re: hi
Post by: zwimmy on December 4, 2013 09:24 AM
welcome friend!! ignore the bullies and the b8.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: bramblepuss on December 4, 2013 02:56 PM
Quote from: rtil on December  4, 2013 08:45 AM
thank you for coming please post again~
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Quote from: creamcorn on December  4, 2013 09:11 AM
pizza is overrated and gross learn to make an actual meal you fucking piece of shit
LOL
Quote from: zwimmy on December  4, 2013 09:24 AM
welcome friend!! ignore the bullies and the b8.
Thanks! I am pretty sure that was all in good taste?? Not sure what to feel right now.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Bamyasi on December 4, 2013 03:04 PM
You seem to have misplaced your avatar within your introductory post. Please correct this error as soon as possible.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: bd648 on December 5, 2013 12:23 AM
Hi hi welcome and all.
How do you feel about robots?
Also you like pizza. Damn good trait.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Binary_2 on December 5, 2013 12:45 AM
yes hi hello
Title: Re: hi
Post by: bramblepuss on December 5, 2013 01:08 AM
Quote from: we3dk1ll3r420 on December  4, 2013 03:04 PM
You seem to have misplaced your avatar within your introductory post. Please correct this error as soon as possible.
fix'd
Quote from: bd648 on December  5, 2013 12:23 AM
How do you feel about robots?
robots are coooool





Thanks for the welcome, guys!


Title: Re: hi
Post by: Bamyasi on December 5, 2013 01:23 AM
Thank you for rectifying your mistake. I'm glad we didn't have to rectify you.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: slack on December 5, 2013 05:38 PM
what do you mean by "perverted tendancies"?
Title: Re: hi
Post by: crackers on December 5, 2013 07:10 PM
Quote from: we3dk1ll3r420 on December  5, 2013 01:23 AM
Thank you for rectifying your mistake. I'm glad we didn't have to rectify you.

rectify is too close to rectum, don't be so insensitive when speaking to perverted people, he'll have dirty thoughts for the rest of the night because of this.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: bramblepuss on December 5, 2013 07:18 PM
Quote from: Thievin' stealberg on December  5, 2013 07:10 PM
rectify is too close to rectum, don't be so insensitive when speaking to perverted people, he'll have dirty thoughts for the rest of the night because of this.

Just one of many
Title: Re: hi
Post by: crackers on December 5, 2013 07:26 PM
Does your perverted attitude intrude into real life, if so, in what ways? What problems does it cause?
Title: Re: hi
Post by: bramblepuss on December 5, 2013 07:31 PM
Quote from: Thievin' stealberg on December  5, 2013 07:26 PM
Does your perverted attitude intrude into real life, if so, in what ways? What problems does it cause?

It's mostly just trying to hide the fact that I want to fuck date anything that resembles a woman. This kind of perversion is really hard to hide, especially when I start drooling all over the place upon seeing someone of the opposite sex. It gets messy really fast.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: crackers on December 5, 2013 08:01 PM
if you're finding your 'perversion' hard to hide, try shoving it down a trouser leg, or just pushing it up the way and letting it sit upwards, that way it's kept from falling down by the waistband of your boxers

or stop being such a sex pest
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Bamyasi on December 5, 2013 08:05 PM
Don't worry, that shouldn't cause problems for you here. There aren't any women on TBA. And if there were before, there certainly aren't any now.

#rektified
Title: Re: hi
Post by: slack on December 5, 2013 08:51 PM
why don't you just masturbate daily like the rest of the world

makes it manageable at least
Title: Re: hi
Post by: crackers on December 8, 2013 03:30 PM
Quote from: slack on December  5, 2013 08:51 PM
why don't you just masturbate daily like the rest of the world

makes it manageable at least

disgusting
Title: Re: hi
Post by: ExBerian on December 8, 2013 05:34 PM
Welcome to the rest of your life.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Sinitron on December 10, 2013 05:09 AM
Quote from: creamcorn on December  4, 2013 09:11 AM
pizza is overrated and gross learn to make an actual meal you fucking piece of shit

best post itt learn from the master
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Kött on December 12, 2013 02:22 PM
such a vulgar name and such a lovely avatar... I guess you'll fit in