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ah, hello! thank you for coming to this grand occasion. and now, a toast, to me


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here's to another 22,000 posts of my rule over all of this great empire that i have built. ha! from up here, you all look like ants. i hope you are admiring my grand fleet. the number of ships at my command even exceeds my multitude of posts! spectacular, isn't it?


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while i thank you for stopping by, i must now ask you to leave. i have planets to conquer and have little time for your trivial plebeian concerns. complimentary gift baskets with rtil fun money (redeemable at all rtil hentai emporiums) can be located to the left of the blood altar at the 3rd exit.


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Congratulations on your 22,000 post rule and may you rule for many thousands more.
Being a part of this mighty empire is a privilege and an honor.
You have shown us the light and provided the people an abundance of lels and faps.
Glory to you, our Dear Leader.