Title: Finally 30
Post by: Bamyasi on November 20, 2013 09:01 AM
Post by: Bamyasi on November 20, 2013 09:01 AM
Just tell me what it is you lust for. I will use my wizard powers to fulfill your every materialistic/sexual desire.
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: rtil on November 20, 2013 09:09 AM
Post by: rtil on November 20, 2013 09:09 AM
i want the entire cast of Oreimo to be brought to life and then murdered by firing line before my very eyes
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Bamyasi on November 20, 2013 11:56 AM
Post by: Bamyasi on November 20, 2013 11:56 AM
Your wish is granted.
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F1530%2F840Oo7_rtilswish.jpg&hash=ef693f017d06f7c26c1a217579ecae1237090fde)
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Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: rtil on November 20, 2013 12:28 PM
Post by: rtil on November 20, 2013 12:28 PM
suck it siscons
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Bamyasi on November 23, 2013 02:25 PM
Post by: Bamyasi on November 23, 2013 02:25 PM
Just kidding I lied I'm actually 20. That image I posted was doctored. You'll all have to wait 10 more years.
So yeah.
Siscons win.
So yeah.
Siscons win.
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: zwimmy on November 23, 2013 04:52 PM
Post by: zwimmy on November 23, 2013 04:52 PM
yeah i was like no way you're 30 lol
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: rtil on November 23, 2013 10:22 PM
Post by: rtil on November 23, 2013 10:22 PM
it's alright i'll kill them myself
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Bamyasi on November 24, 2013 04:44 AM
Post by: Bamyasi on November 24, 2013 04:44 AM
I will do everything in my power to stop you.
Quote from: zwimmy on November 23, 2013 04:52 PMW-what gave it away?
yeah i was like no way you're 30 lol
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Evelynn on November 26, 2013 12:19 PM
Post by: Evelynn on November 26, 2013 12:19 PM
I wish to have dark other worldly powers
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Bamyasi on November 26, 2013 12:39 PM
Post by: Bamyasi on November 26, 2013 12:39 PM
I wish you would choose an avatar that was SFW. I just got fucking fired thanks.
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Evelynn on November 26, 2013 12:53 PM
Post by: Evelynn on November 26, 2013 12:53 PM
k
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: rtil on November 26, 2013 01:09 PM
Post by: rtil on November 26, 2013 01:09 PM
Quote from: Shota_Killer on November 26, 2013 12:39 PM
I wish you would choose an avatar that was SFW. I just got fucking fired thanks.
now you can go back to being a NEET , it's what suits you best
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Bamyasi on November 26, 2013 01:24 PM
Post by: Bamyasi on November 26, 2013 01:24 PM
Quote from: Evelynn on November 26, 2013 12:53 PMMy court date is next month. I'm probably getting the firing squad thanks to you.
k
Quote from: rtil on November 26, 2013 01:09 PM/jp/ Themesong 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fOsLdqDAM#)
now you can go back to being a NEET , it's what suits you best
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Evelynn on November 26, 2013 02:11 PM
Post by: Evelynn on November 26, 2013 02:11 PM
🔞NSFW🔞
click to reveal
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: slack on November 27, 2013 01:52 PM
Post by: slack on November 27, 2013 01:52 PM
Quote from: Shota_Killer on November 26, 2013 12:39 PM
I wish you would choose an avatar that was SFW. I just got fucking fired thanks.
i used to have tits in my sig and rtil made me change it
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Bamyasi on November 27, 2013 06:17 PM
Post by: Bamyasi on November 27, 2013 06:17 PM
Well at least that last lewd image Evelynn posted was properly spoilered. I was at serious risk of a major spanking if my mom saw it.
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: BluPhoenix on November 27, 2013 06:20 PM
Post by: BluPhoenix on November 27, 2013 06:20 PM
Quote from: Shota_Killer on November 26, 2013 12:39 PM
I wish you would choose an avatar that was SFW. I just got fucking fired thanks.
Quote from: Evelynn on November 26, 2013 12:53 PM
k
not that my school cares, but it would be quite the faux pas if a neighboring student caught that while perusing the boards
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: slack on November 28, 2013 05:04 AM
Post by: slack on November 28, 2013 05:04 AM
gonna bring back my tits signature thanks guys
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: rtil on November 28, 2013 06:35 AM
Post by: rtil on November 28, 2013 06:35 AM
my hands are tied
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Necronomitr0n on November 28, 2013 06:38 AM
Post by: Necronomitr0n on November 28, 2013 06:38 AM
thetitalleys
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: slack on November 28, 2013 01:51 PM
Post by: slack on November 28, 2013 01:51 PM
Quote from: rtil on November 28, 2013 06:35 AM
my hands are tied
yeah they're tied alright
tied around your dick as you masturbate furiously to my signature
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: BluPhoenix on November 28, 2013 03:51 PM
Post by: BluPhoenix on November 28, 2013 03:51 PM
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Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Evelynn on November 28, 2013 04:31 PM
Post by: Evelynn on November 28, 2013 04:31 PM
Quote from: slack on November 28, 2013 01:51 PMI should write a story about thisQuote from: rtil on November 28, 2013 06:35 AM
my hands are tied
yeah they're tied alright
tied around your dick as you masturbate furiously to my signature
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: bd648 on November 29, 2013 05:19 AM
Post by: bd648 on November 29, 2013 05:19 AM
Quote from: Evelynn on November 28, 2013 04:31 PMQuote from: slack on November 28, 2013 01:51 PMI should write a story about thisQuote from: rtil on November 28, 2013 06:35 AM
my hands are tied
yeah they're tied alright
tied around your dick as you masturbate furiously to my signature
i cant be sure if that would be amazing or horrific.
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Roymaster on November 29, 2013 10:11 AM
Post by: Roymaster on November 29, 2013 10:11 AM
Quote from: bd648 on November 29, 2013 05:19 AMQuote from: Evelynn on November 28, 2013 04:31 PMQuote from: slack on November 28, 2013 01:51 PMI should write a story about thisQuote from: rtil on November 28, 2013 06:35 AM
my hands are tied
yeah they're tied alright
tied around your dick as you masturbate furiously to my signature
i cant be sure if that would be amazing or horrific.
I guess he'd have to masturbate with his feet or fuck some sock/homemade vagina concoction
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: slack on November 29, 2013 11:36 AM
Post by: slack on November 29, 2013 11:36 AM
why can't he just masturbate with his hands
i didn't mean his hands were literally tied to his dick wtf
i didn't mean his hands were literally tied to his dick wtf
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: rtil on November 29, 2013 12:03 PM
Post by: rtil on November 29, 2013 12:03 PM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fp.twimg.com%2FAu2SjBGCAAAwp_z.jpg&hash=466a6fea5302c661ba7f7bf4d8b87ef64c94346a)
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Flash on November 29, 2013 04:34 PM
Post by: Flash on November 29, 2013 04:34 PM
great suggestion
jesus could appear in the story to play the role of rtil's mentor as he teaches him to masturbate with any limb, organ or appendage
jesus could appear in the story to play the role of rtil's mentor as he teaches him to masturbate with any limb, organ or appendage
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: slack on November 29, 2013 06:31 PM
Post by: slack on November 29, 2013 06:31 PM
that horrible low-quality jpg needs jesus
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Bamyasi on November 30, 2013 06:37 AM
Post by: Bamyasi on November 30, 2013 06:37 AM
What have you people done to my thread this is the worst birthday party ever.
Also requesting permission to put a tasteful guro image in my sig.
Also requesting permission to put a tasteful guro image in my sig.
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: BluPhoenix on November 30, 2013 05:51 PM
Post by: BluPhoenix on November 30, 2013 05:51 PM
>tasteful
>guro
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>guro
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Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Bamyasi on November 30, 2013 07:08 PM
Post by: Bamyasi on November 30, 2013 07:08 PM
>meme arrows
>on my TBA
I shiggity diggity doggy style. Also yes guro is delicious.
>on my TBA
I shiggity diggity doggy style. Also yes guro is delicious.
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: BluPhoenix on November 30, 2013 08:17 PM
Post by: BluPhoenix on November 30, 2013 08:17 PM
the point stands
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: rtil on November 30, 2013 10:51 PM
Post by: rtil on November 30, 2013 10:51 PM
i'll need to see the image before i approve
or you can just put it in your sig and i'll probably delete it
or you can just put it in your sig and i'll probably delete it
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: Bamyasi on December 2, 2013 04:42 AM
Post by: Bamyasi on December 2, 2013 04:42 AM
My sig is now guro.
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: BluPhoenix on December 2, 2013 05:25 AM
Post by: BluPhoenix on December 2, 2013 05:25 AM
why is that pole in the middle of the street
Title: Re: Finally 30
Post by: rtil on December 2, 2013 06:22 AM
Post by: rtil on December 2, 2013 06:22 AM
lmao