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Title: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: Bamyasi on October 18, 2013 08:41 AM
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Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: slack on October 18, 2013 02:13 PM
ugh bedbarf

dude that works the truck next to me gets about 100 boxes for bed bath every day
Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: Bamyasi on October 18, 2013 03:16 PM
Don't mind me, I'm just trying to get between your
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Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: BluPhoenix on October 18, 2013 03:40 PM
you must be my
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because every day's great with you
Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: C-G-B on October 18, 2013 06:26 PM
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Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: Bamyasi on October 18, 2013 10:07 PM
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Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: psi43 on October 19, 2013 01:01 AM
Quote from: C-G-B on October 18, 2013 06:26 PM
you must be named price because im going to hack off your arms and legs and put your body in my pillow case because im the http://blog.timesunion.com/savings/files/2013/07/price-chopper-logo.jpg (http://blog.timesunion.com/savings/files/2013/07/price-chopper-logo.jpg)

you are my new favorite tba member
Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: Bamyasi on October 19, 2013 03:36 AM
Boy, if you were a drag queen, you would be
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Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: Big Digger Nick on October 19, 2013 07:50 AM
Are you McDonalds? Because I am the gayest man on earth.
Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: Bamyasi on October 19, 2013 10:46 AM
Love hurts, baby, but not nearly as much as
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Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: psi43 on October 19, 2013 11:40 PM
fun fact; staplers don't hurt at all. I have been stapled with both regular ones and air pressure staplers and they hurt for about half a second
Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: BluPhoenix on October 20, 2013 12:02 AM
i have been stapled through the thumb nail with a heavy stapler and i can safely say it hurts like shit
Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: psi43 on October 20, 2013 12:27 AM
Quote from: BluPhoenix on October 20, 2013 12:02 AM
i have been stapled through the thumb nail with a heavy stapler and i can safely say it hurts like shit

well, yeah I guess that would hurt like fuck. Getting the staples (high pressure or not) into your thumb or something doesn't hurt too much tho, cause it's just 2 pricks, nothing more.
Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: BluPhoenix on October 20, 2013 12:56 AM
the great emerald's power has removed your ability to feel
Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: Bamyasi on October 20, 2013 01:38 AM
You boys will see how much it hurts when I staple your
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Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: slack on October 20, 2013 02:44 AM
one time i was drunk and me and this other dude kept stapling our foreheads and torsos

staples don't really hurt that much
Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: Bamyasi on October 20, 2013 03:32 AM
Did you just sit on me? Because I'm feeling 40oz. of
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Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: Bamyasi on October 20, 2013 03:52 AM
Your tanlines are sexy, but I still want to kiss everything the
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Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: C-G-B on October 21, 2013 05:33 PM
Quote from: ΨNicole on October 19, 2013 01:01 AM
you are my new favorite tba member

:slut:

I'm going to throw you down on the gernie in the morgue and you and me are goin to make some
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now with extra formaldehyde

Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: Bamyasi on October 21, 2013 07:42 PM
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Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
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Title: Re: Best consumerist pickup lines
Post by: Bamyasi on March 19, 2014 05:56 AM
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