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Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: trent bortknob on November 4, 2007 04:01 PM
its like the worst kind of music out there
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: jebxz on November 4, 2007 04:15 PM
yeah seriously fuck metal
also fuck people like yes who say "its not rock its metal"
thats just stupid
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: trent bortknob on November 4, 2007 05:03 PM
i mean some metal is good but i mean people say stuff like metal is the best genre and that metal bands are better than like queen and shit and thats just not true
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: psi43 on November 4, 2007 05:08 PM
Yeah, industrial is fucking superior to all genres. What's wrong with everybody?
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Post by: Nadroj0711 on November 4, 2007 05:16 PM
if people like metal who cares
whatever floats your boat...
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: mishkamash on November 4, 2007 05:33 PM
I don't give a shit about metal
but that's just me
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: zomfgbie on November 4, 2007 06:00 PM
i dont hate it. it generally is shit though, most songs are a coule of chords and a repetetive beat

aslong as you scream "TRUE METAL!!!" and "WE FIGHT FOR GLORY OF THE ANCIENT GODS OF VANKARDARANTASTARUA!!!! WE ARE WARRIORS!!!" all the way through, big fat metalheads will arse it
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Post by: anigen on November 4, 2007 06:00 PM
because music is important
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Post by: Nadroj0711 on November 4, 2007 06:28 PM
isn't it?
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Post by: W.A.C. on November 4, 2007 06:32 PM
I don't like metal but I have nothing against anyone that likes it.
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Post by: Galloglasses on November 4, 2007 06:38 PM
Metal, oh how I hate thou.

Seriously, I'd listen to anything; Rap, rock, country, jazz, techno, etc etc etc.

But heavy metal is just wrong, I visualise a tall, 30-something-year old, with long hair, finger raping a guitar or bass and screaming like a drunken goat in mock orgy.

I also hate new age crap but thats another story.
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: trent bortknob on November 4, 2007 06:40 PM
i like lamb of god and uhh'\\

well i cant think of anything else but i do know bands i hate

all that remains - all of their songs are the same thing
dragonforce - gay gay gay
heavyheavylowlow - they cant play for shit the only reason anyone likes them is for the screaming
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: rtil on November 4, 2007 10:15 PM
my choice of genre is clearly superior to yours for the following reasons
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Post by: adamant on November 4, 2007 10:32 PM
metal is good. seriously, there isnt really such a thing as a bad genre of music. you just gotta dig deep enough to find something you like.

hell i used to hate ska with a passion until i found the really old stuff toots and the maytals & desmond dekker
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Post by: trent bortknob on November 4, 2007 10:33 PM
^ lmao

wait no what ant\\\'s post got in the way i was trying to point to rtil\\\'s post FUCK YOU ADAM FUCK YOU
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Post by: adamant on November 4, 2007 10:35 PM
wOOPs i forgot its against the LAWS OF THE ALMIGHTY INTERNET FAGGOT GODS to have an opinion different than the general publics MY BADD (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi116.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo11%2FAdam-Ant%2Fbluishant.png&hash=81646b69a0fcc2b3d5efcdbd9ec65153092faf90)
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: trent bortknob on November 4, 2007 10:36 PM
no what i was saying was that i said "^ lmao" when i saw rtil's post about having a superior music taste and then after i postd your post appeared so it looked like i said lmao to your post and i got a little mad
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: rtil on November 4, 2007 10:41 PM
adam please try to type slower next time
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Post by: trent bortknob on November 4, 2007 10:46 PM
anyway what im saying is that there are too many people that say the only music they like is metal and that they dont like stuff that isnt hardcore enough so i was seeing if anyone here was a biug gayu metal faggot and could give me a good reason that metal is better than queen other than "the guitar is really fast" or "the double bass pedal is really cool!!"
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: psi43 on November 4, 2007 11:26 PM
Quote from: rtilmy choice of genre is clearly superior to yours for the following reasons


My choice is superior cause MSI is an industrial band and everyone likes msi right.
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: Nadroj0711 on November 5, 2007 12:02 AM
of course
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: jebxz on November 5, 2007 12:36 AM
"guys everyone who plays country is clearly an un educated stupid fucking red neck"
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: trent bortknob on November 5, 2007 12:39 AM
i like the banjo i would buy one if i had the &
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: redmongoose on November 5, 2007 12:46 AM
music blows; all of it
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on November 5, 2007 01:05 AM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEmusic blows; all of it
Well then why do you like to make it
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Post by: trent bortknob on November 5, 2007 01:32 AM
cuz he likes to blow lOL
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: redmongoose on November 5, 2007 01:48 AM
Quote from: Systek
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEmusic blows; all of it
Well then why do you like to make it


to help keep in shape
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on November 5, 2007 02:07 AM
I could scream unintelligibly into a mic and say it's metal and people wouldn't know the difference
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Post by: yes on November 5, 2007 03:16 AM
I like metal because i like it.
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Post by: Chippychan on November 5, 2007 03:23 AM
Quote from: SystekI could scream unintelligibly into a mic and say it's metal and people wouldn't know the difference

lmao, so true. Doesn't anybody like the old rock bands anymore, like the Eagles?
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: trent bortknob on November 5, 2007 03:29 AM
queen is better
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Post by: Chippychan on November 5, 2007 03:33 AM
Quote from: taylorqueen is better

Yeah, but i was just naming some examples, Taylor. You hear Queen on the radio alot, not so much the Eagles anymore. Shame.
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: trent bortknob on November 5, 2007 03:36 AM
you dont hear any good queenb songs on the radio and you never did
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: Chippychan on November 5, 2007 03:37 AM
more like overplayed.
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: trent bortknob on November 5, 2007 03:42 AM
there good songs are all on queen II and nobody's ever heard of that cd
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: Crabarms on November 5, 2007 03:47 AM
I cant stand the radio, all but crap.
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Post by: Nadroj0711 on November 5, 2007 03:59 AM
I've been wating to ask you guys if any of you have heard that song on guitar hero 3 called Radio Song by Superbus
they're french and their band myspace has some cool songs
this seems like the best time since this is pretty much the only music forum going on
anyway, I like that song
any one else?
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Post by: Crabarms on November 5, 2007 04:08 AM
Never heard of them.
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Post by: Nadroj0711 on November 5, 2007 04:26 AM
well, I didn\\\'t either until I saw their guitar hero song

and it\\\'s funny
their band profile is so very french
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: W.A.C. on November 5, 2007 04:33 AM
Quote from: Chippylmao, so true. Doesn't anybody like the old rock bands anymore, like the Eagles?
Despite the fact Hotel California is one of my favorite songs of all time, there's very few songs I like by The Eagles. I really like a lot of the stuff Joe Walsh did in his solo career though. With the exception of Daft Punk, I listen to mostly rock and pop from the 60's, 70's and 80's. I don't care for a lot of the modern rock bands out there.
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: trent bortknob on November 5, 2007 04:44 AM
so are you saying that you do or do not like daft punk
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Post by: W.A.C. on November 5, 2007 04:47 AM
Quote from: taylorso are you saying that you do or do not like daft punk
I do like Daft Punk however, I only like around 65-70% of the music from their studio albums. I really like most of the tracks from their first album though. I once made a list of all the tracks I like and don't like from their first three studio albums. I'll repost it here if anyone is interested.
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: Nadroj0711 on November 5, 2007 04:53 AM
my roommate is watching Metalocalypse
and I'm pretty sure I just saw the words "for the win"
on there
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: Necronomitr0n on November 5, 2007 05:08 AM
Quote from: W.A.C.
Quote from: taylorso are you saying that you do or do not like daft punk
I do like Daft Punk however, I only like around 65-70% of the music from their studio albums. I really like most of the tracks from their first album though. I once made a list of all the tracks I like and don't like from their first three studio albums. I'll repost it here if anyone is interested.
I did not like Human after all that much :/
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Post by: redmongoose on November 5, 2007 05:14 AM
daft punk is cool
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Post by: W.A.C. on November 5, 2007 05:24 AM
Quote from: SystekI did not like Human after all that much :/
Same. It had a lot of potential but the album seemed so rushed that a lot of the tracks sounded like demo versions. The only track on there I really like that sounds like a complete track is the song Human After All. Songs like Robot Rock, Make Love, and Emotion could have been really good if they spent more time on them. :/

Edit-

For those who are confused by this post, the album is called Human After All but there's also a track on there called Human After All. I assume he was talking about the album, not the track.
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: psi43 on November 5, 2007 06:21 AM
on a dark desert highway
cool wind in my hair
something bla with smell
rising up in the air
up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
my blablalba
blablablablabla
I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the doorway
bla somethingwith mission bail I think
nunundadadadaaaa
I forgot how it went on
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Post by: Nadroj0711 on November 5, 2007 06:34 AM
You know I never
I never seen you look so good
You never act the way you should
But I like it
And I know you like it too
The way that I want you
I gotta have you
Oh yes, I do

You know I never
I never ever stay out late
You know that I can hardly wait
Just to see you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me too
I gotta touch you
Cause baby we'll be

At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
behind the bushes
until I'm screamin' for more
Down the basement
lock the cellar door
And baby
Talk dirty to me
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Post by: redmongoose on November 5, 2007 07:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcIXAJaDwlw
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Post by: W.A.C. on November 5, 2007 08:39 AM
I think I've seen that in the past. Looked like a fun concert. Also, for those who don't know, Daft Punk has a YouTube account . [LINK] (http://www.youtube.com/user/daftpunkalive) Daft Punk recently released a live single and uploaded a video onto their account to promote it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGECJP3phyY
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Post by: rtil on November 5, 2007 08:43 AM
i went to their concert in seattle it was the coolest thing i have ever seen in my life
also human after all is a pretty good album if you don't walk into it expecting it to be like discovery
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Post by: W.A.C. on November 5, 2007 08:45 AM
What was the highlight of the show for you?
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Post by: rtil on November 5, 2007 08:49 AM
hard to say. the whole damn thing was one non-stop mix of daft punk tracks. when 'one more time' came into the mix it started to get really crazy. that 'human together' part came during the end, which was also really cool. probably the loudest thing i have ever heard. there was also a part when their suits lit up in red and i forget what song they were playing, but that part was really cool too. lmao it was just all around really well put together, the light show and the mix. the only thing is that i wish they played digital love, that's the one big song of theirs they skipped
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Post by: W.A.C. on November 5, 2007 08:50 AM
How long was the concert?
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Post by: rtil on November 5, 2007 09:00 AM
probably somewhere between 2-3 hours. it was in july
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Post by: W.A.C. on November 5, 2007 09:10 AM
That's a long concert. For a concert that long, I'm really surprised to hear that didn't play Digital Love. They probably played at least half of their songs with a concert that long. They're probably leaving out a lot of the music they played live on their future Alive 2007 album.

Edit-

Did they play the tracks Voyager, Revolution 909, and/or Fresh at the concert?
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Post by: zomfgbie on November 5, 2007 12:28 PM
audioslave, carpark north, immortal techinque, nwa, cypress hill, tenacious d, bloodhoud gang, ect ect

i generally listen to music to wind down. if im working on flash for 3/4 hours straight i dont want someone screaming in my ears with a nonsensical song that peaks every 5 seconds.
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Post by: psi43 on November 5, 2007 05:50 PM
I heard daft punk was gay but I'm not sure who spread that rumor maybe it was me.

I have nothing against daft punk but so far I downloaded like 4 songs of theirs, all work perfectly fine on my computer but when I put them onto my MP4 player the fucking thing freezes. It's kind of annoying!
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on November 5, 2007 05:54 PM
I got Human after all before I heard any of their other songs so I wasn't that impressed. Then when I heard songs off of discovery I regained faith in them
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Post by: rtil on November 5, 2007 09:08 PM
Quote from: W.A.C.That's a long concert. For a concert that long, I'm really surprised to hear that didn't play Digital Love. They probably played at least half of their songs with a concert that long. They're probably leaving out a lot of the music they played live on their future Alive 2007 album.

Edit-

Did they play the tracks Voyager, Revolution 909, and/or Fresh at the concert?
they played voyager and r909, but i dont' remember them playing fresh. i'd have to listen to it again to really remember
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Post by: anigen on November 5, 2007 10:58 PM
Quote from: W.A.C.there's very few songs I like by The Eagles

i am hating you more and more with every post you make
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Post by: rtil on November 5, 2007 11:12 PM
i dislike x because he hates the band y
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Post by: trent bortknob on November 5, 2007 11:26 PM
Quote from: rtili dislike x because he hates the band y
ugh yeh
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Post by: anigen on November 5, 2007 11:49 PM
Quote from: rtili dislike x because he hates the band y

i hate wac anyways
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Post by: W.A.C. on November 6, 2007 12:36 AM
Quote from: anigen tehi am hating you more and more with every post you make
Sorry. I like songs like Get Over It and Life on the Fast Lane but for a lot of their work, I just don't care for much of it.
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Post by: anigen on November 6, 2007 01:55 AM
Quote from: rtili dislike x because he hates the band y

and rtil you're even worse than wac because you said the eagles suck

i am horribly offended and i would like an apology letter stat
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Post by: trent bortknob on November 6, 2007 02:11 AM
rtil doesnt like primus they might be giants queens of the stone age or muse either

everyone's diffferent thats what makes thebackalleys so special !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: adamant on November 6, 2007 02:30 AM
Quote from: Psi43MSI is an industrial band and everyone likes msi right.

they aren't industrial, they're punk

they just have electronic stuff in the background, nothing really industrial
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: anigen on November 6, 2007 02:37 AM
Quote from: taylorrtil doesnt like primus they might be giants queens of the stone age or muse either

he gay
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Post by: trent bortknob on November 6, 2007 02:47 AM
yeh he real gay
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Post by: adamant on November 6, 2007 02:49 AM
honestly i find muse & tmbg overrated

van der graaf generator, there's a band that should've gotten noticed :'(
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Post by: trent bortknob on November 6, 2007 02:55 AM
who gives a fuck if its over rated it doesnt affect how good something is
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Post by: anigen on November 6, 2007 02:57 AM
well i mean if its really shitty and people are giving it too much credit

but muse and tmbg arent shitty
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Post by: trent bortknob on November 6, 2007 02:59 AM
just like if something bad is over rated it doesnt make it worse

a lot of you guys put too much emphasis on what other people think aobut what you like and who likes it

if a bunch of people on 4chan thinks something that is funny is funny then ITS NOT UFNNY ANYMORE

i mean stuff can get old if people post it too much but seriously
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: ghostinglostfan on November 6, 2007 03:01 AM
big grunt is overrated
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Post by: anigen on November 6, 2007 03:02 AM
my school has had an outbreak of 4channers

we did some algebra on the board today, going by rows and 3 different kids wrote shitty 4chan mottos like "I did it for the lulz" and "the lulz is with me"

the teacher had no fucking clue what was going on, it would have been pretty funny if it was maybe something else

so i erased the word "lulz" and wrote "teh" over it

amazing story
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Post by: yes on November 6, 2007 03:02 AM
Quote from: taylorrtil doesnt like primus they might be giants queens of the stone age or muse either

everyone's diffferent thats what makes thebackalleys so special !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i like all of the above except tmbg.

Jerry Was A Racecar Driver <3
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Post by: rtil on November 6, 2007 05:39 AM
Quote from: anigen tehmy school has had an outbreak of 4channers

we did some algebra on the board today, going by rows and 3 different kids wrote shitty 4chan mottos like "I did it for the lulz" and "the lulz is with me"

the teacher had no fucking clue what was going on, it would have been pretty funny if it was maybe something else

so i erased the word "lulz" and wrote "teh" over it

amazing story
it's getting pretty bad at my school these days
an influx of freshman has resulted in a mass amount of words like 'moar', 'lawls' and 'the cake is a lie' all over the walls. yes that's right the walls. the staff thought it'd be a good idea to put giant sheets of paper on the walls with markers so people could draw their unfunny jokes all over the place. i can't escape the internet, it's in every hall of my school
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Post by: Dagolith on November 6, 2007 07:56 AM
"i can't escape the internet" thats a quote.
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Post by: Nadroj0711 on November 6, 2007 08:47 AM
Quote from: anigen tehso i erased the word "lulz" and wrote "teh" over it
i don't get how teh is any better

also, how do you have over 1,500 posts already
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Post by: zomfgbie on November 6, 2007 12:15 PM
primus, tmbg, muse are all great. qotsa are ok.

as for my school there was very little internets stuff in there. i live in a kinda run down area though so hardly anyone around here knows what a computer is
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Post by: Sinitron on November 6, 2007 04:17 PM
daft punk sucks dick justice is way betta

and fear factory and kaizers orchestra and nine inch nails and my chemical romance loL HAHAHAHA

i hate mcr

ps linkin park is obviously the best because they won the "best band ever" award or something WH;AT THE FUCK
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Post by: rtil on November 6, 2007 05:09 PM
i don't think justice would have ever existed or sound like they do if it wasn't for daft punk
they have some good songs but they're not as memorable as daft punk
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Post by: Sinitron on November 6, 2007 05:21 PM
i really only like a few Dat Punk songs like aerodynamic, digital love, and robot rock

justice is definitively heavily influenced by Daft Punk, but i think they appeal more to me because its mainly "just rhytmic noise"; a good example of this being "let there be light" and... uh most songs off Cross i guess

i hate "Tthhee Ppaarrttyy" though!!

ON THE TOPIC OF MUSIC I LIKE kaizers orchestra isnt any fun if you dont understand the lyrics, ie "Katastrofen" ("The Disaster") is an awesome song to listen along to because of the content and as such I LOVE IT ALOT BECAUSE IT IS IN NORWEGIAN but you would probably hate it because its just gibberish
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Post by: ghostinglostfan on November 6, 2007 05:29 PM
why does everyone like radiohead so much i dont get it
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Post by: Sinitron on November 6, 2007 05:36 PM
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Post by: Systix on November 6, 2007 05:56 PM
France's main exports:

Beverages
Firearms
aircrafts
Electronic duos
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Post by: psi43 on November 6, 2007 08:21 PM
Tech N9ne and DMX are nice too. I don't usually like rap but they're nice.

MSI is pretty dam cool

Daft Punk is ok, I barely listen to them though.

Muse has only one good song

All the other bands mentioned are pretty gay!


in my opinion. I am watching the trueman show at the moment and it's great. It's like the 5th time I watch it but it's still cool.
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: Nadroj0711 on November 6, 2007 11:14 PM
i'd rather listen to linkin pork
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Post by: trent bortknob on November 7, 2007 12:32 AM
Quote from: Psi43Muse has only one good song
until you have heard all of their songs you cant really say that FUCKIN BITCH

lmao i like how there are two threads discussing muse

bytw citizen erased is thr best muse song
Title: why does everyone like metal so much
Post by: Gavin on November 7, 2007 12:52 AM
metal is just shit it has nothing to offer
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Post by: rtil on November 7, 2007 01:11 AM
the next person to talk about muse is banned for a day
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Post by: trent bortknob on November 7, 2007 01:25 AM
next person to mention daft punk is banned for three days
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Post by: ghostinglostfan on November 7, 2007 01:33 AM
daft pink
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Post by: rtil on November 7, 2007 01:34 AM
next person to m
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Post by: trent bortknob on November 7, 2007 01:52 AM
next perso
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Post by: rtil on November 7, 2007 02:10 AM
banned
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Post by: trent bortknob on November 7, 2007 02:31 AM
dam i srry plz don nban ,me n e more
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Post by: adamant on November 7, 2007 03:13 AM
Quote from: taylorjust like if something bad is over rated it doesnt make it worse

never said it was bad buddy i just said they were overrated

big difference

i mean pink floyd is a bit overrated but they\\\'re still one of the neatest bands of all time


Quote from: Gavinmetal is just shit it has nothing to offer

faith no more
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Post by: W.A.C. on November 7, 2007 08:41 AM
Pink Floyd is awesome but some of their early stuff weren't too great. That and The Wall album is overrated. Even David Gilmour has insulted that album by claiming the album has too much whining and not enough tunes.
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Post by: Sinitron on November 7, 2007 03:20 PM
Quote from: Gavinmetal is just shit it has nothing to offer

fuck you
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Post by: rtil on November 7, 2007 03:49 PM
lmao what are we 6th graders

who cares
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Post by: Systix on November 7, 2007 04:19 PM
We're all a bunch of bottomfeeders
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Post by: psi43 on November 7, 2007 07:32 PM
let's make a band called Mindless Muse Punk

we'd have atari sounds with some techno daftpunk shit and some weird muse stuff whatever they play.
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Post by: Sinitron on November 7, 2007 09:20 PM
gavin insulted my FAVOURITE GENRE OF MUSIC for this i must slaughter him and his kin
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Post by: redmongoose on November 7, 2007 11:37 PM
Quote from: Dagolith"i can't escape the internet" thats a quote.

I bought a lighter at a shell station today that has 'OMGWTF!?!?' written on the side of it in bubble letters, and it makes me pretty sad