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Title: hi
Post by: BeamShank on April 3, 2013 06:40 PM
I'm Clark I'm 18 I live in Canada im homosex
I like anime and games and drawing and music

I used to be here under the name "RadWalrus", but I've changed pseudonyms since then and I couldn't remember the password anyway heh heh.

Anyway I'll try to be cool, pls talk 2 me.  B)
Title: Re: hi
Post by: lasse on April 3, 2013 06:58 PM
rad
Title: Re: hi
Post by: rtil on April 3, 2013 07:35 PM
welcome back
Title: Re: hi
Post by: zwimmy on April 3, 2013 07:45 PM
Quote from: BeamShank on April  3, 2013 06:40 PM
I'm Clark I'm 18 I live in Canada im homosex
I like anime and games and drawing and music

wanna fuck?
Title: Re: hi
Post by: BeamShank on April 3, 2013 07:54 PM
Quote from: SeannyJ on April  3, 2013 07:45 PM
wanna fuck?

Can I get some dick pics??
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Tardigrade on April 3, 2013 08:51 PM
Ahoy there. Welcome back to The Back Alleys. What's your favourite parasite?
Title: Re: hi
Post by: cipher on April 3, 2013 08:59 PM
I remember you.


That is all.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: zwimmy on April 3, 2013 09:39 PM
Quote from: BeamShank on April  3, 2013 07:54 PM
Quote from: SeannyJ on April  3, 2013 07:45 PM
wanna fuck?

Can I get some dick pics??
no
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Sinitron on April 3, 2013 10:10 PM
i would have sent U dick pix but your name is clark and CLARK IS A GAY NAME!!!
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Kött on April 4, 2013 12:09 AM
Quote from: BeamShank on April  3, 2013 07:54 PM
Quote from: SeannyJ on April  3, 2013 07:45 PM
wanna fuck?

Can I get some dick pics??

Wow... gay pickup lines are pretty elaborte...
I wish I could be gay
Title: Re: hi
Post by: zwimmy on April 4, 2013 12:16 AM
Quote from: Kött on April  4, 2013 12:09 AM
Quote from: BeamShank on April  3, 2013 07:54 PM
Quote from: SeannyJ on April  3, 2013 07:45 PM
wanna fuck?

Can I get some dick pics??

Wow... gay pickup lines are pretty elaborte...
I wish I could be gay

I can make you gay.

btw I'm not gay I just like to fuck everything
Title: Re: hi
Post by: ExBerian on April 4, 2013 12:48 AM
Hi-ya! :P
Title: Re: hi
Post by: BeamShank on April 4, 2013 01:55 AM
Quote from: Tardigrade on April  3, 2013 08:51 PM
Ahoy there. Welcome back to The Back Alleys. What's your favourite parasite?

ratboy genius

Quote from: cipher on April  3, 2013 08:59 PM
I remember you.


That is all.

I remember ya, too!

Quote from: Sinitron on April  3, 2013 10:10 PM
i would have sent U dick pix but your name is clark and CLARK IS A GAY NAME!!!

hey listen here u fricker do u want 2 fite me

Quote from: Kött on April  4, 2013 12:09 AM

Wow... gay pickup lines are pretty elaborte...
I wish I could be gay

I'll trade your straight for my gay

Quote from: ExBerian on April  4, 2013 12:48 AM
Hi-ya! :P

YO DUDE
Title: Re: hi
Post by: bd648 on April 4, 2013 04:25 AM
how do you feel about robots?
Title: Re: hi
Post by: BeamShank on April 4, 2013 12:01 PM
I like 'em!
Title: Re: hi
Post by: bd648 on April 4, 2013 03:13 PM
you pass. good job.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Sinitron on April 7, 2013 10:01 AM
i fight all faggots

tooth and nail

yarr
Title: Re: hi
Post by: GhostingFish on April 7, 2013 10:11 AM
Quote from: Sinitron on April  7, 2013 10:01 AM
i fight all faggots

tooth and nail

yarr

Faggots have only one tooth and one nail?  :what:
Title: Re: hi
Post by: rtil on April 7, 2013 07:52 PM
it's a figure of speech
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Sinitron on April 8, 2013 12:54 PM
let's mud wrestle
Title: Re: hi
Post by: zwimmy on April 8, 2013 03:48 PM
Quote from: Sinitron on April  8, 2013 12:54 PM
let's mud wrestle
Naked? :3
Title: Re: hi
Post by: bd648 on April 8, 2013 04:43 PM
Quote from: SeannyJ on April  8, 2013 03:48 PM
Quote from: Sinitron on April  8, 2013 12:54 PM
let's mud wrestle
Naked? :3
take it outside.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: slack on April 8, 2013 04:53 PM
if you wrestle naked outside, people tend to um, call the police
Title: Re: hi
Post by: zwimmy on April 8, 2013 05:50 PM
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F2716%2F434a3B_1337295994714.jpg&hash=f7c3e48d50d07ef218c5eeee7e0c95f68f82a96c)
Title: Re: hi
Post by: BeamShank on April 8, 2013 11:25 PM
Quote from: Sinitron on April  7, 2013 10:01 AM
i fight all faggots

tooth and nail

yarr

Are you some kind of fag hater?
Title: Re: hi
Post by: rtil on April 8, 2013 11:27 PM
squid girl kill all humans
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Sinitron on April 9, 2013 10:36 AM
no, i just don't see the point to introducing yourself as 'homosex'

just because you suffer from a misbalance in your brain chemistry, you don't have to inform everyone else that you choke on chodes

i mean i don't walk up to people and tell them i get off to knocking bitches up because that would be WEIRD
Title: Re: hi
Post by: BeamShank on April 9, 2013 04:30 PM
Just stating a fact hahaha
Heterosexuality is assumed so I like to tell people first thing so they don't have to ask.
Not like anybody needs to know but the same could be said about anything else I said lol
Title: Re: hi
Post by: zwimmy on April 9, 2013 10:10 PM
sinitron is closet gay
Title: Re: hi
Post by: bd648 on April 9, 2013 10:43 PM
Quote from: BeamShank on April  9, 2013 04:30 PM
Not like anybody needs to know but the same could be said about anything else I said lol
wrong. we needed to know how you felt about anime.
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Sinitron on April 10, 2013 03:38 PM
only the receiver is a faggot
Title: Re: hi
Post by: BeamShank on April 11, 2013 03:49 AM
Quote from: Sinitron on April 10, 2013 03:38 PM
only the receiver is a faggot

hahaha nothing gay about fuckin' your best bro
Title: Re: hi
Post by: rtil on April 11, 2013 03:58 AM
just gave my bro a brojob nohomo hashtag
Title: Re: hi
Post by: BeamShank on April 11, 2013 03:59 AM
dude lets just calm down and bro kiss it out
no homo yes bromo
Title: Re: hi
Post by: bd648 on April 11, 2013 01:25 PM
bromocide. life on the streets.
bromosapian
bromosexual
Title: Re: hi
Post by: Sinitron on April 11, 2013 09:34 PM
'bd' stands for 'backdoor bandit'

just informing the masses
Title: Re: hi
Post by: zwimmy on April 11, 2013 09:52 PM
Quote from: Sinitron on April 11, 2013 09:34 PM
'bd' stands for 'backdoor bandit'

just informing the masses

Um, that would be "bb" or "bdb", not "bd".
Title: Re: hi
Post by: BeamShank on April 12, 2013 12:06 AM
more like butt dick  B)
Title: Re: hi
Post by: rtil on April 12, 2013 12:15 AM
penis advantage
Title: Re: hi
Post by: bd648 on April 12, 2013 03:01 AM
GET YOUR PENIS ADVANTAGE TODAY!