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Title: Something from a game.
Post by: bd648 on February 26, 2013 05:36 AM
If you could have an ability, item, skill, or anything else from any video game what would it be?
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: dilly on February 26, 2013 06:17 AM
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Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: Sheepy on February 26, 2013 10:41 AM
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This is it

you can all go home now
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: slack on February 27, 2013 04:16 AM
reset button
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Post by: rtil on February 27, 2013 04:28 AM
Quote from: slack on February 27, 2013 04:16 AM
reset button

Ventrilo Harassment - The Motherboard Tray (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5FbAORPI6s#)
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: zwimmy on February 27, 2013 05:13 AM
turn into magical girl
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Post by: Sheepy on February 27, 2013 12:34 PM
I would like to imagine life with sound effects from Arena Shooters. When ever I put on a jacket, you'd hear the "CLANG CLANG" armor pick up noise from Quake. A drink from a bottle of water would play the health vial noise from UT. Not to mention the announcers from the respective games commenting on your everyday tasks:

"Wow, I baked some delicious cookies!"
"IMPRESSIVE"

"oh no, I can't believe he saw my butt-!!"
"HUMILIATION"

"OH NO OH GOD WHAT DID I DO OH NO OH GOD"
"DOUBLE KILL"

Lastly, why not make power ups a reality? Wake up one morning, go out on the town, as you walk by the street, look to your right, and BAM there's a Quad Damage or Mega Sphere spinning around in the alleyway! Man, that'd be the balls, lemme tell you.
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: Sinitron on February 27, 2013 02:01 PM
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if only they'd had them during the bosnian war that would have shown those shitty dutch peacekeepers a thing or two
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: Necronomitr0n on February 27, 2013 06:07 PM
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Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: Sheepy on February 27, 2013 09:51 PM
There should be a button in real life that lets you aim down sights.
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: BluPhoenix on February 28, 2013 12:04 AM
all you gotta do is pick up the gun

(also, i want a mutant healing factor)
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Post by: Sheepy on February 28, 2013 12:06 AM
Just sit in a corner and suck your thumb, that always helps my eye balls stop bleeding when ever I get shot in the torso six times.
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Post by: BluPhoenix on February 28, 2013 12:09 AM
i scarf down the supplies i walk over immediately and all i get is cramps and obesity FUCK YOU VIDEO GAMES THIS ISNT HEALTHY AT ALL
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Post by: Sheepy on February 28, 2013 12:11 AM
Pumped full of bullets? Just eat food!!!
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: bd648 on February 28, 2013 12:14 AM
Hell at least it isnt duke nukem forever.
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: BluPhoenix on February 28, 2013 01:34 AM
Quote from: bd648 on February 28, 2013 12:14 AM
Hell at least it isnt duke nukem forever.

oh, can it. DNF isn't that bad.

maybe the ENDING but not much else about it.
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: Sinitron on February 28, 2013 02:03 AM
the problem with DNF to most people is the rape and abortion jokes tbh

it's kind of a silly game in and of itself

it's unique at least
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: bd648 on February 28, 2013 02:52 AM
I just didn't like the shooter parts. They seemed too repetitive. I dont think it was a bad game overall.
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Post by: redmongoose on February 28, 2013 03:39 AM
could pokemon be considered weapons?
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Post by: valiums on February 28, 2013 04:44 AM
Loading bars.
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Post by: Sheepy on February 28, 2013 12:14 PM
You'd have to admit, having Fast Travel would be pretty damn convenient.
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Post by: Sinitron on February 28, 2013 03:49 PM
if it didn't progress in real time sure

like it was just instant

like teleporting

in fact just get the portal guns instead
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Post by: Sheepy on February 28, 2013 05:24 PM
can I have the cute little sentry turrets instead
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Post by: MRat on February 28, 2013 09:59 PM
I want Diddy Kong
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Post by: Sheepy on February 28, 2013 10:49 PM
BLUE SHELL, BLUE SHELL, BLUE SHELL, BLUE SHELL, BLUE SHELL
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: bd648 on March 1, 2013 01:20 AM
detect life spell from the elder scrolls?
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Post by: Flash on March 1, 2013 03:07 AM
quick save and quick load
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Post by: Jon on March 1, 2013 05:49 AM
itd be cool if real life was like video games where if u pick up food and eat it it gives u energy
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Post by: valiums on March 1, 2013 09:16 AM
Cheats would be great.
Minimaps also.
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: Greenkitten on March 1, 2013 12:40 PM
Quote from: Lovey on March  1, 2013 09:16 AM
Minimaps also.
Wait for those google glasses.


Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: Sheepy on March 1, 2013 01:12 PM
360 Quick Scoping.
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Post by: valiums on March 2, 2013 01:46 AM
Mic spam.
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Post by: slack on March 2, 2013 02:46 AM
hats
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Post by: valiums on March 3, 2013 03:32 AM
Did I say achievements yet.
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Post by: Evelynn on March 3, 2013 03:38 AM
no fall damage
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Post by: bd648 on March 3, 2013 05:59 AM
invisibility
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: slack on March 3, 2013 06:02 AM
gaining currency by fighting monsters



also monsters
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: MRat on March 3, 2013 08:18 AM
a level-up system with a full menu including charts for skills & abilities, and quantifiable datum which describe your characteristics and attributes
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: Tardigrade on March 3, 2013 08:56 AM
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Just because.
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Post by: Sheepy on March 3, 2013 01:51 PM
giant mantis' for pets
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Post by: bd648 on March 3, 2013 02:39 PM
exploitable glitches and cheat codes
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: Sheepy on March 3, 2013 02:53 PM
a cute 2d boyfriend to tell me he loves me
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: slack on March 3, 2013 03:28 PM
mounts
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: Sheepy on March 3, 2013 03:46 PM
$60 worth of $20 DLC all premade before release
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: bd648 on March 3, 2013 03:50 PM
Quote from: slack on March  3, 2013 03:28 PM
mounts
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Double entangre much?
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: slack on March 3, 2013 08:34 PM
what is entangre
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: rtil on March 3, 2013 08:37 PM
Quote from: bd648 on March  3, 2013 03:50 PM
Double entangre

Quote from: bd648 on March  3, 2013 03:50 PM
entangre

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Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: Sheepy on March 3, 2013 09:02 PM
companions that I can have follow me around and to be used as pack mules
Title: Re: Something from a game.
Post by: Evelynn on March 3, 2013 10:25 PM
Quote from: Sheepy on March  3, 2013 02:53 PM
a cute 2d boyfriend to tell me he loves me