If you could have an ability, item, skill, or anything else from any video game what would it be?
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Quote from: dilly on February 26, 2013 06:17 AM
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This is it
you can all go home now
reset button
Quote from: slack on February 27, 2013 04:16 AM
reset button
Ventrilo Harassment - The Motherboard Tray (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5FbAORPI6s#)
turn into magical girl
I would like to imagine life with sound effects from Arena Shooters. When ever I put on a jacket, you'd hear the "CLANG CLANG" armor pick up noise from Quake. A drink from a bottle of water would play the health vial noise from UT. Not to mention the announcers from the respective games commenting on your everyday tasks:
"Wow, I baked some delicious cookies!"
"IMPRESSIVE"
"oh no, I can't believe he saw my butt-!!"
"HUMILIATION"
"OH NO OH GOD WHAT DID I DO OH NO OH GOD"
"DOUBLE KILL"
Lastly, why not make power ups a reality? Wake up one morning, go out on the town, as you walk by the street, look to your right, and BAM there's a Quad Damage or Mega Sphere spinning around in the alleyway! Man, that'd be the balls, lemme tell you.
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if only they'd had them during the bosnian war that would have shown those shitty dutch peacekeepers a thing or two
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There should be a button in real life that lets you aim down sights.
all you gotta do is pick up the gun
(also, i want a mutant healing factor)
Just sit in a corner and suck your thumb, that always helps my eye balls stop bleeding when ever I get shot in the torso six times.
i scarf down the supplies i walk over immediately and all i get is cramps and obesity FUCK YOU VIDEO GAMES THIS ISNT HEALTHY AT ALL
Pumped full of bullets? Just eat food!!!
Hell at least it isnt duke nukem forever.
Quote from: bd648 on February 28, 2013 12:14 AM
Hell at least it isnt duke nukem forever.
oh, can it. DNF isn't that bad.
maybe the ENDING but not much else about it.
the problem with DNF to most people is the rape and abortion jokes tbh
it's kind of a silly game in and of itself
it's unique at least
I just didn't like the shooter parts. They seemed too repetitive. I dont think it was a bad game overall.
could pokemon be considered weapons?
Loading bars.
You'd have to admit, having Fast Travel would be pretty damn convenient.
if it didn't progress in real time sure
like it was just instant
like teleporting
in fact just get the portal guns instead
can I have the cute little sentry turrets instead
I want Diddy Kong
BLUE SHELL, BLUE SHELL, BLUE SHELL, BLUE SHELL, BLUE SHELL
detect life spell from the elder scrolls?
quick save and quick load
itd be cool if real life was like video games where if u pick up food and eat it it gives u energy
Cheats would be great.
Minimaps also.
Quote from: Lovey on March 1, 2013 09:16 AM
Minimaps also.
Wait for those google glasses.
360 Quick Scoping.
Mic spam.
hats
Did I say achievements yet.
no fall damage
invisibility
gaining currency by fighting monsters
also monsters
a level-up system with a full menu including charts for skills & abilities, and quantifiable datum which describe your characteristics and attributes
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Just because.
giant mantis' for pets
exploitable glitches and cheat codes
a cute 2d boyfriend to tell me he loves me
mounts
$60 worth of $20 DLC all premade before release
what is entangre
Quote from: bd648 on March 3, 2013 03:50 PM
Double entangre
Quote from: bd648 on March 3, 2013 03:50 PM
entangre
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companions that I can have follow me around and to be used as pack mules