thebackalleys

yo so i come on this forum like OH I DONT KNOW MMMM once a month at MOST and everytime i browse this slum of a forum i am appalled and stunned at horrid sights of faggotry, insecurity, pretension and other sinful activities that i formerly thought couldn't be achieved on an internet message board. i THOUGHT WRONG. Thebackalleys is a website for the lowest scum of the internet.

YES RTIL. YOUR SITE LOOKS LIKE SHIT. I MIGHT THROW UP. ALSO YOUR USERBASE IS 100% IDIOT LOSER CHILDREN. HOPE YOU GET IN A LETHAL ACCIDENT SOON BUDDY. BETTER YET KILL YOURSELF AND RID THE WORLD OF YOUR DEVILISH PRESENCE.

Disgusting. All of you.  Filth

Hah. Newbs. Just got TROLLED so hard.  xD

how dare you

Ryan Miller is a pure embodiment of evil. Lucifer in his modern, human form. Escape his deadly influence while you can. He wants nothing more than to rob you of your soul and drink the blood of newborn christian babies. He is a soul full of hate turned black by the eternal mold of sin. I pray for you all, but you're all not gonna listen to me because you're complete ASSHOLES

BEGONE OTHERWORDLY CRETIN. BEGONE.

Please, before all you rush in here to try and win "funniest post" award or whatever, stop doing what you're doing and fuck off. My thread doesn't need any pollution.

Ok im trying really hard to be a dick right now. It can only go so far. I love you guys. You're all really great special people.

your dear e-buddy, Jebbadiah.

ITT: schizophrenic weirdo talking to himself

man i love this dear website with all of my heart. you're all such great fellas

nah JUST KIDDIN i was just FUCCCKIN WITH YAAAA HAHA

DORKS.

OH YEAH I CANT WAIT FOR THE CLASSIC "yeah you're so right. which is why you spend all day trying to hurt our feelings. jerk" POST. SOMEONES GONNA FEEEL REALLY CLEVER. FUCK IT. I DONT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN POST ABSOLUTE FUCKING NONSENSE ON SOME GAY ART FORUM. IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I ACTUALLY AM A COOL GUY. I JUST WANNA TYPE TYPE TYPE. I HATE EVERYTHING BUT IM NOT READY TO GO THROUGH WITH THE DIVORCE. I WANT TO DASH HER DREAMS ON THE ROCKS, YES. WAIT WHAT AM I WRITING ABOUT AGAIN. OH YEAH AND NO IM NOT ON DRUGS IM JUST SPITTIN MAD FLOW NIGGA. GUCCI MANE MY NIGGA.

YEAH SHUT UP DONT MAKE ME FUCK YOU UP THEN BENCHPRESS YOUR CAR WITH MY DICK, BRO

YEAH YEAH I USED TO MAKE SOME OF THOSE FLASH CARTOON THINGS, THEN I STARTED HITTIN THE GYM LIKE A REAL MAN. MAXIMIZATION OF PUMP BOYS. WORTH THE ROID RAGE, IF U ASK ME. ROIDS ARE MY LIFE AHHDRSDFDHRHGHJ

YEAH SO IM A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL ROOKIE WITH A LOT OF AMBITION. SO YEAH I TAKE SOME FUCKIN' ROIDS BRO BUT SO WHAT? CAN'T BE ON MY TOP GAME WITHOUT THOSE ROIDS. GONNA GO MAJOR LEAGUE IN A COUPLE YEARS. YEAH ILL BE THE NEXT KIN GRIFFEY. YALL WOULDNT KNOW ABOUT IT THOUGH, SEEIN AS YA STAYED AT UR MOMS HOUSE DICKIN AROUND ON THE INTERNET LOOKIN AT PICS OF DICKS. GAYEST NERDS I EVER SAW, HAH.

OK YEAH MAYBE IM TRYING TO HARD? WRONG. IM GOING HARD. I DONT TRY. I JUST DO. GAMEFACE BABY. TIME TO HIT THE GYM AND PUMP SOME METAL BITCHES.

i'll vouch for jeb and say that i am filth

HEY SO YOU WANNA SEE MY GREASY BICEP OR WHAT? CHECK IT OUT. STARE AND CRY, DWEEBS. FUCKKKKIN JACKED BRUUUHHH


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ANIGEN TO BE HONEST I AM NICE TO YOU BECAUSE I DONT FEEL LIKE ENGAGING IN PITIFUL ARGUMENTS WITH YOU. BUT IM GONNA COME OUT AND SAY THAT I THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING TOOL AND ALWAYS HAVE THOUGHT THAT. YOU'RE A FUCKIN PUNK DUDE. STOP FACEBOOK MESSAGING ME. I DONT LIKE YOU, I DONT KNOW YOU AND I HOPE HARRY PARTRIDGE DOESN'T CRACK HIS WHIP TOO HARD. *VOMITS EVERYWHERE*

yeah bro ^ just tellin em like it is there, ya know? faggots gotta be stood up and knocked down. shit cant fly in my world.

STUDIES SHOW THAT ANIGEN CANT JUST GET OFF HIS PC AND GO MAKE SOME REAL, PERSONAL FRIENDS EVEN IF HE TRIED. AFTER A 50 FT. DISTANCE BETWEEN MR.GANZ  AND HIS COMPUTER IS SURPASSED, SYMPTOMS OF TYPICAL ASSCLOWNITITIS START MANIFESTING THEMSELVES. THE ANIGEN SYNDROME. YEAH, ITS CONTAGIOUS LADIES AND GENTS. (im so cool right here)

sorry guys. shows over too exhausted to keep these posts going. no autographs either yo, i'm stressed enough as it is being a world class fucking poet, boys. it aint easy spittin wisdom like i do, yo.

if only i could do this to get post count

yo gen0 go back to smrpg, brah. mallow needs company.

some day i will stop your reign of terror jebonius

i made this thread like the second i rolled onto my back after having amazing sex with someone. dont mean to be all TMI but yeah i had a good day. Making love to a salamander is a magical experience and in the same league as sex with flamingos. My list must go on, though.


yeah i lied fuck it i just want to be cool on the internet. i wish i knew some girls though.. a girl.

no i mean i am actually filth though. .

rtil you are a married man if i'm not mistaken. what the fuck is with all these grown ass adults? everyone i know from the ss is a fuckin dad or husband or whatever now but im still plebbin the fuck out over here. can't even do laundry correctly and scat humor is all i communicate. growing up sucks, mom.

btw anigen FUCK OFF i already deleted you from facebook, dont even post in my thread bro. i'm not having it.

mr. stupidy HEAD WHO'S FUCKIN PISSIN ME OFF RIGHT NOW AND BTW YOUR FISHTICKS SUCK SO FUCK OFF

SHITS BEEN PIMPTIGHT SINCE I GOT MY NEW HONEYWAGON, NAW'MSAYIN?

^ so hot..

the thread is now complete