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TBA, I wish to play a game, one that will make heads explode. You may add whatever picture or loop or video you want, I don't exactly care what the level of content is, I just want to be dumbfounded by it, [spoiler]I will award a prize to[/spoiler] whoever can get as far out and insane with their post. You may post more than one, but I want it all to be surprising. Make it happen people,
(as far as the rules go, you know basic stuff--beyond that I expect crazy shit to be seen here)
Good luck

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these are forks.

the forks are displeased

this is dumb

why don't we just post pics of cool stuff we've been digging lately?

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The "gay boy" you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you freaking know them. Guess what? You don't! Re- post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkkwiki.org%2Fkksmf%2FSmileys%2FCAT1%2FWilsooooooonnnnnnn.gif&hash=274ab73c1a722fb36de0dfebc07917cbfb7582d3)

MATH THE BAND "Four To Six" music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MODhTJwebz8#ws)

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QuoteHappiness is for me a very conformist category. It doesn't enter the frame. You have a serious ideological deviation at the very beginning of a famous proclamation of independence -- you know, pursuit of happiness. If there is a point in psychoanalysis, it is that people do not really want or desire happiness, and I think it's good that it is like that.

For example, let's be serious: when you are in a creative endeavor, in that wonderful fever--"My God, I'm onto something!" and so on--, happiness doesn't enter it. You are ready to suffer. Sometimes scientists--I read history of quantum physics or earlier of radiation--were even ready to take into account the possibility that they will die because of some radiation and so on. Happiness is, for me, an unethical category.

And also, we don't really want to get what we think that we want. The classical story that I like, the traditional male chauvinist scenario: I am married to a wife, relations with her are cold, and I have a mistress, and all the time I dream, "Oh my God, if my wife were to disappear . . . ," I'm not a murderer, but let us say, "it would open up new life for me with the mistress." You know what every psychoanalyst will tell you quite often happens? That then, for some reason, wife goes away, you lose the mistress, also.

You thought this is all I want. When you had it there, you found out that it was a much more complex situation, where what you want is not really to live with the mistress but to keep her at a distance as an object of desire about which you dream. And this is not just an excessive situation. I claim that this is how things function. We don't really want what we think we desire.

http://youtu.be/7ZNhp8rWW9w (http://youtu.be/7ZNhp8rWW9w)

Quote from: Greenkitten on October 12, 2012 06:40 AM
The "gay boy" you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you freaking know them. Guess what? You don't! Re- post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you're that 1% with a heart (https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkkwiki.org%2Fkksmf%2FSmileys%2FCAT1%2FWilsooooooonnnnnnn.gif&hash=274ab73c1a722fb36de0dfebc07917cbfb7582d3)

MATH THE BAND "Four To Six" music video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MODhTJwebz8#ws)

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QuoteHappiness is for me a very conformist category. It doesn't enter the frame. You have a serious ideological deviation at the very beginning of a famous proclamation of independence -- you know, pursuit of happiness. If there is a point in psychoanalysis, it is that people do not really want or desire happiness, and I think it's good that it is like that.

For example, let's be serious: when you are in a creative endeavor, in that wonderful fever--"My God, I'm onto something!" and so on--, happiness doesn't enter it. You are ready to suffer. Sometimes scientists--I read history of quantum physics or earlier of radiation--were even ready to take into account the possibility that they will die because of some radiation and so on. Happiness is, for me, an unethical category.

And also, we don't really want to get what we think that we want. The classical story that I like, the traditional male chauvinist scenario: I am married to a wife, relations with her are cold, and I have a mistress, and all the time I dream, "Oh my God, if my wife were to disappear . . . ," I'm not a murderer, but let us say, "it would open up new life for me with the mistress." You know what every psychoanalyst will tell you quite often happens? That then, for some reason, wife goes away, you lose the mistress, also.

You thought this is all I want. When you had it there, you found out that it was a much more complex situation, where what you want is not really to live with the mistress but to keep her at a distance as an object of desire about which you dream. And this is not just an excessive situation. I claim that this is how things function. We don't really want what we think we desire.

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This is the best post ever

Quote from: Flash on October 12, 2012 01:56 AM
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WHOA man i just love me some family guy and i noticed you like it too (i know where this pic is from ;-))

too obvious 0/10

Is it even worth commenting? I just wanted to do something fun, but it looks like you've failed to deliver in the most meager task I've asked of anyone, even offering a prize to the winner. I am disappointed...

what

I am confused.

Quote from: rtil on October 12, 2012 10:33 PM
too obvious 0/10

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Quote from: oLdkiD on October 13, 2012 04:17 AM
Is it even worth commenting? I just wanted to do something fun, but it looks like you've failed to deliver in the most meager task I've asked of anyone, even offering a prize to the winner. I am disappointed...

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Quote from: rtil on October 13, 2012 04:17 AM
what

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It seems people are ether impressed fairly easy or you just aren't giving it any effort. Come on rtil you know this thread hasn't had a seriously crazy thing on it since it started. It is unfaithful to it's purpose and honestly none of this is headsploding worthy.
Sheepy I can agree with your post... in fact that's the best I've seen today. Good Job

Dilly, don't do what I know you're thinking about doing right now! It's Crazy I tell you! Don't do it!

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here's a head exploding idea

hatsunemiku is a bot and does not respond to you when you talk to her.

is this secretly a thread to show everyone how internet badass you are because nothing is crazy to you anymore from your hardcore days at 4chan?

rtil, dilly--I dislike you both now. I was simply trying to have a good crazy thread with interesting stuff for everyone, but nope. I was also messing around, trying to have fun--however I guess those concepts are far fetched for you. So yeah fuck both of you.

Green Kitten, I'm glad you are still trying. You are honestly one of the few people I still like talking to here.
Good job man

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dilly, I don't expect much from you people. I do at least expect you to treat me as I treat you. Which honestly in the few times we've spoken were fairly nice. I honestly meant it more for rtil anyways--he's not been very agreeable lately

how do you expect me to "treat" you when you just blatantly told me to fuck off lmao

Well this was before you made that comment dilly--I'm not trying to be a dick but I got offended, and I was already having a shitty time before this whole thing. Really I just responded like that cause today hasn't been to great. I hardly even have problems with you anyways--I'm just not feeling right. I'm honestly sorry dilly,

i am truly heartbroken :wile:

rtil, you really just want me gone don't you? I suppose I should understand, but I'm still wondering about some things.
I want you to look at this really quick. It's no insult or witty remark. I just thought I'd show you something real about me. I've spent a lot of time being fake here, but this is something I put out in complete truth.


http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=12105.0 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=12105.0)
I don't expect you to feel bad or anything. I just wanted you to know...

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Quote from: oLdkiD on October 13, 2012 08:10 AM
rtil, you really just want me gone don't you?

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QuoteI suppose I should understand, but I'm still wondering about some things.

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QuoteI want you to look at this really quick. It's no insult or witty remark. I just thought I'd show you something real about me. I've spent a lot of time being fake here, but this is something I put out in complete truth.

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Quote
http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=12105.0 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=12105.0)
I don't expect you to feel bad or anything. I just wanted you to know...

You must be lucky, mine was far worse rtil--from the age of eight all the way to thirteen or so, I would have lucid dreams in which I was constantly fighting for my life. At one point I just believed it was my life--I remember sitting in trenches with my fellow men waiting for these alien monsters; completely inhuman--being mostly mechanical and having armor and various skin parts made of diamond. We waited for them to pass through or we just waited for another ambush. This place I had been--it was always dark on this planet I was fighting on. The light never shined because clouds blocked out any sunlight and the long nights had no sleep for most--fearing they would not survive the night; I remember hearing so much screaming. No one was safe in those fields; close friends were torn to pieces as heat and smoke filled the air. The air was nearly un-breathable, and men often suffocated before even going to the front lines. Men burned to death by flame units, and cut up, shot up and any other terrible ways to die. It wasn't even the worst of it. After leaving what most would describe as hell... we simply entered another. I am not trying to impress anyone--this is truly what I was feeling and what I was seeing while I was about nine to ten. My dreams kept accurate to most realistic things, despite the space age setting. I still spend days fearing to go to sleep, as I may be dragged back into it. Even with all the screaming and the blood I still wonder what was left of it. I'd categorize it into four pieces. The first was fun--hardly bloody, a handful of deaths when I was eight or so. The next was the longest lasting--when we fought the aliens in complete darkness; this being nine to ten. The third and fourth I won't get into unless someone asks. Those were the worst...
I hope you don't just look down at me for this, I just wanted to be honest.

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Quote from: oLdkiD on October 13, 2012 07:07 AM
Green Kitten, I'm glad you are still trying. You are honestly one of the few people I still like talking to here.
Good job man

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Quote from: oLdkiD on October 13, 2012 07:34 AM
Well this was before you made that comment dilly--I'm not trying to be a dick but I got offended, and I was already having a shitty time before this whole thing. Really I just responded like that cause today hasn't been to great. I hardly even have problems with you anyways--I'm just not feeling right. I'm honestly sorry dilly,

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Quote from: oLdkiD on October 13, 2012 08:10 AM
rtil, you really just want me gone don't you? I suppose I should understand, but I'm still wondering about some things.
I want you to look at this really quick. It's no insult or witty remark. I just thought I'd show you something real about me. I've spent a lot of time being fake here, but this is something I put out in complete truth.


http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=12105.0 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?topic=12105.0)
I don't expect you to feel bad or anything. I just wanted you to know...

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despite all sheepy posts uguu.

also
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this thread is cute and slightly disturbing to read

i threw up

now the thread is 10x cuter and more adorable.   :slut:

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 13, 2012 07:07 AM
Green Kitten, I'm glad you are still trying. You are honestly one of the few people I still like talking to here.
Good job man

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Quote from: oLdkiD on October 13, 2012 07:07 AM
You are honestly one of the few people I still like talking to here.
Good job man

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QuoteGood job man

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Quoteman

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But I am cat

fuck you seto kaiba go die in a toys r us

Quote from: Rusty on October 13, 2012 04:43 PM
fuck you seto kaiba go die in a toys r us

Too late!
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you chose the right thread to make a comeback in

Quote from: Vorespammer on October 13, 2012 09:34 PM

I have that entire comic :>
I love this person already, why don't they post more often? xD

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LMAO

Don't forget to give credit where credit is due




(flee)

hey systech jluk thats a rly cool sig u got there bro

ty

Quote from: systech on October 14, 2012 03:53 AM
ty

that album's tight

<+Ixintro> i anally raped mother

Quote from: Kooh on October 14, 2012 03:55 AM

Quote from: systech on October 14, 2012 03:53 AM
ty

that album's tight

word

Hmm, time for a general update--this thread is coming together nicely, very nicely indeed; I was expecting a little more oomph but hell who I am I to complain about it? For rtil and concerning others, I'm not really mad or anything; not even disappointing about the payload of insults. I was actually hoping for such things. Really rtil, I'm just messing around dude. I noticed smart ass comments on the page and instead of just saying nothing as I generally do I decided this: Hmm, how do I make a terrible and pointless comeback attempting to royally piss people off for no reason? I know! I'll simply insert my own head so far up my ass, begin yelling and spouting random bullshit about disappointment to see what happens. The link I gave was an unrelated comment I had wanted to show you because I wasn't sure you'd be able to see it being so engrossed in telling me to kill myself. It's wonderful isn't it? I laughed very hard about this. Thank you all for contributing, and keep this thread going!   

There comes a time when trying to hard just isn't cutting it anymore

wut.

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Quote from: oLdkiD on October 13, 2012 04:17 AM
Is it even worth commenting? I just wanted to do something fun, but it looks like you've failed to deliver in the most meager task I've asked of anyone, even offering a prize to the winner. I am disappointed...

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Quote from: oLdkiD on October 13, 2012 07:05 AM
rtil, dilly--I dislike you both now. I was simply trying to have a good crazy thread with interesting stuff for everyone, but nope. I was also messing around, trying to have fun--however I guess those concepts are far fetched for you. So yeah fuck both of you.

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 13, 2012 07:15 AM
dilly, I don't expect much from you people. I do at least expect you to treat me as I treat you. Which honestly in the few times we've spoken were fairly nice. I honestly meant it more for rtil anyways--he's not been very agreeable lately

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 13, 2012 07:34 AM
Well this was before you made that comment dilly--I'm not trying to be a dick but I got offended, and I was already having a shitty time before this whole thing. Really I just responded like that cause today hasn't been to great. I hardly even have problems with you anyways--I'm just not feeling right. I'm honestly sorry dilly,

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 14, 2012 01:45 PM
Hmm, time for a general update--this thread is coming together nicely, very nicely indeed; I was expecting a little more oomph but hell who I am I to complain about it? For rtil and concerning others, I'm not really mad or anything; not even disappointing about the payload of insults. I was actually hoping for such things. Really rtil, I'm just messing around dude. I noticed smart ass comments on the page and instead of just saying nothing as I generally do I decided this: Hmm, how do I make a terrible and pointless comeback attempting to royally piss people off for no reason? I know! I'll simply insert my own head so far up my ass, begin yelling and spouting random bullshit about disappointment to see what happens. The link I gave was an unrelated comment I had wanted to show you because I wasn't sure you'd be able to see it being so engrossed in telling me to kill myself. It's wonderful isn't it? I laughed very hard about this. Thank you all for contributing, and keep this thread going!   

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- hey oldkid

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- http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ (http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/)
have fun!!

XCOM HURRY UP

You guys are just jealous that oldkid likes me

Quote from: Greenkitten on October 15, 2012 12:36 AM
You guys are just jealous that oldkid likes me

The worst posters on TBA liking each other? What a shock

Quote from: Kooh on October 15, 2012 03:06 AM

Quote from: Greenkitten on October 15, 2012 12:36 AM
You guys are just jealous that oldkid likes me

The worst posters on TBA liking each other? What a shock

You really mean that, Kooh-? It warms my heart bud,
I feel accepted now =)
And hello Flash, whoever you may be.

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 15, 2012 03:31 AM

Quote from: Kooh on October 15, 2012 03:06 AM

Quote from: Greenkitten on October 15, 2012 12:36 AM
You guys are just jealous that oldkid likes me

The worst posters on TBA liking each other? What a shock

You really mean that, Kooh-? It warms my heart bud,
I feel accepted now =)
And hello Flash, whoever you may be.

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The disgust in your gif makes that whole comment worthwhile

In fact, this may be the best post in this whole thread

he feeds off your hatred

WHAT

Quote from: Flee on October 15, 2012 05:54 AM

Quote from: Kooh on October 14, 2012 12:34 AM
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i'm just gonna quote my gif cause it cracks me up every time

+1 Pizza

Quote from: Kooh on October 15, 2012 03:06 AM

Quote from: Greenkitten on October 15, 2012 12:36 AM
You guys are just jealous that oldkid likes me

The worst posters on TBA liking each other? What a shock

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Quote from: oLdkiD on October 15, 2012 03:44 AM
In fact, this may be the best post in this whole thread

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^ and then he talks about greenkitten being the worst poster

Quote from: Flash on October 15, 2012 11:06 PM
^ and then he talks about greenkitten being the worst poster

and then getting lectured by a has been

i've never "been" anything here (unless you count "newbie fag")
maybe that's because i don't have a Funny Gifs folder in my desktop to use when I have to be hilarious

Quote from: Flash on October 15, 2012 11:34 PM
i've never "been" anything here (unless you count "newbie fag")
maybe that's because i don't have a Funny Gifs folder in my desktop to use when I have to be hilarious

:littlejohn:

Quote from: Flee on October 15, 2012 05:54 AM

Quote from: Kooh on October 14, 2012 12:34 AM
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i'm just gonna quote my gif cause it cracks me up every time

It is funny isn't it? Ya know what, being here is fun again. Kooh- keep posting you're hilarious gifs, rtil and dilly keep having your awesome party I did not get invited to, and Flash thanks for standing up for me and my randomness. Keep this up and you'll defiantly win the prize guys. This music makes it even more interesting, many thanks to whoever put it up here. My next thread will be a legitimate one because this went so swimmingly

You all are great, even those who posted insults and aggression. Just keep it silly and random and stupid guys. Like a post in the Inflatable Fun House     

I hope the world will one day no longer be a cycle, but instead a chaotic fun house of joy and madness. It's to peaceful where I live--

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 16, 2012 12:44 AM
Kooh- keep posting you're hilarious gifs 

A demon dominatrix, A robot and a man go into a bar
and the bartender goes 'oh hi oldkid'

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 16, 2012 01:03 AM
I hope the world will one day no longer be a cycle, but instead a chaotic fun house of joy and madness. It's to peaceful where I live--

too*

Quote from: Kooh on October 16, 2012 01:03 AM

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 16, 2012 12:44 AM
Kooh- keep posting you're hilarious gifs 

A demon dominatrix, A robot and a man go into a bar
and the bartender goes 'oh hi oldkid'

Oh Kooh- how I envy your skillful confusion, however I suspect this may be a reference to when I was young and new here. Hence the robot

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 16, 2012 01:07 AM

Quote from: Kooh on October 16, 2012 01:03 AM

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 16, 2012 12:44 AM
Kooh- keep posting you're hilarious gifs 

A demon dominatrix, A robot and a man go into a bar
and the bartender goes 'oh hi oldkid'

Oh Kooh- how I envy your skillful confusion, however I suspect this may be a reference to when I was young and new here. Hence the robot

And that, other one...

we are all playing a game
oldkid's game
and we are all puppets




















nah

Loud Nigra Rainbow Ride Magic Missile BEES (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkLZNyEMVU#)

Quote from: Kooh on October 16, 2012 01:24 AM
we are all playing a game
oldkid's game
and we are all puppets






















nah

Perhaps we all are puppets, and some other power is pulling our strings?

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 16, 2012 01:04 AM

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 16, 2012 01:03 AM
I hope the world will one day no longer be a cycle, but instead a chaotic fun house of joy and madness. It's to peaceful where I live--

too*

this is what the edit function is for.

Hi BluPhoenix, how are you today?

Quote from: bd648 on October 16, 2012 01:33 AM

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 16, 2012 01:04 AM

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 16, 2012 01:03 AM
I hope the world will one day no longer be a cycle, but instead a chaotic fun house of joy and madness. It's to peaceful where I live--

too*

this is what the edit function is for.

Shhhh- don't tell them I'm not using it, I'll get a beatin again!

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 16, 2012 01:34 AM

Quote from: bd648 on October 16, 2012 01:33 AM

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 16, 2012 01:04 AM

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 16, 2012 01:03 AM
I hope the world will one day no longer be a cycle, but instead a chaotic fun house of joy and madness. It's to peaceful where I live--

too*

this is what the edit function is for.

Shhhh- don't tell them I'm not using it, I'll get a beatin again!

from the drill sargent
who'll drill your butt

OMG 360 No scope Triple | Best MW3 kill Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVfeg9DoVRw#ws)
AW YEAH THINGS ILL DO IN THE ARMY

Quote from: Kooh on October 16, 2012 01:37 AM
OMG 360 No scope Triple | Best MW3 kill Ever (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVfeg9DoVRw#ws)
AW YEAH THINGS ILL DO IN THE ARMY

Lol, I hate call of duty though...

The reason I want to get involved is because I want to say,'yeah I was a part of something bigger'. Sure I could die and stuff, but at least I have a chance to be something more than just another human being--The benefits, the structure, I'll have lots of life experience and gain a whole new respect for life. I'm sure of it

[/quote]

from the drill sargent
who'll drill your butt
[/quote]

Let me hear your war cry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgOaT4xzdvo#)


Yes.

Just read every post in this thread, not sure what's going on. I'll see myself to the door.

ExBerian that video is almost disturbing enough to have won the game. Not random enough though.

DUBSTEP GRANDMA! [Skifcha Cat Parody] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlVK_cwV464#ws)

Snuggie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqwpBZCN6lA#ws)

Eternal Saturday (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXRaXgVQJJQ#ws)

Quote from: Kooh on October 16, 2012 01:24 AM
we are all playing a game
oldkid's game
and we are all puppets

what are we but pawns in a game of yahoo chess

press 123 if u a girl

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RnVjayB5b3Ugb2xka2lk

I give up with this faggot. See ya shitlords

Quote from: Allie on October 17, 2012 01:38 AM
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So naughty ;o

uguu~  :slut:

The Who - Cobwebs And Strange (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcpkUNqrjQU#)

Quote from: Allie on October 17, 2012 01:38 AM
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I wonder how she feels about this, ha ha

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 17, 2012 11:57 PM

Quote from: Allie on October 17, 2012 01:38 AM
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I wonder how she feels about this, ha ha

I've also lost a pizza point, I guess I should feel bad--I'm in debt now.

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 17, 2012 11:57 PM
I wonder how she feels about this, ha ha

:dollman:

Quote from: cipher on October 18, 2012 12:55 AM

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 17, 2012 11:57 PM
I wonder how she feels about this, ha ha

:dollman:

Hey don't give me that face, your disappointment makes a me a sad panda--

This is a fun game. :3

Quote from: Sheepy on October 18, 2012 10:33 AM
This is a fun game. :3

I agree Sheepy, and you guys are about to win the prize too! Yay for you guys!

 :dollman:

Quote from: oLdkiD on October 18, 2012 08:35 PM

Quote from: Sheepy on October 18, 2012 10:33 AM
This is a fun game. :3

I agree Sheepy, and you guys are about to win the prize too! Yay for you guys!

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/Smileys/tba/dollman.png)

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Quote from: Allie on October 18, 2012 09:20 PM
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Quote from: Allie on October 18, 2012 09:20 PM
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Yeah Allie, you weird perv

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Quote from: Sheepy on October 19, 2012 11:32 AM
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That guy is my hero, he took his hug pillow skydiving.

[swf]http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1830/069Tt2_dagobah_crabman.swf[/swf]

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Guys, great stuff, I'm almost ready to give out the prize now. Special congrats go to Sheepy, Greenkitten, Kooh-, dilly, cipher and rtil for making the fifth page play music, and all others who've made it fun.
;)

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oldkid irl

I better get some fucking pizza points or else I'm never talking to you again.

Why does this still exist?

Quote from: bd648 on October 25, 2012 03:47 PM
Why does this still exist?

You know what girls I like alot?
Those that are cute, about 6-8/10 ones, but have skin problems like acne. Not serious, but you can definately feel they are more shy because of it and don't seem happy. And alot guys would gf them too if not for that. Perfect Bernd-gf targets.

Its probably a bias but for some days I've been spotting alot of these girls, it started Monday when I was on the tram. So many girls, good bodies, all cute, would cuddle but damn those reddish spots!

I want to gf them by using my lifelong experience to fix their skin. (I had bad acne in the past, but through self-education and trying all sorts of stuff I've figured out my cure, thanks to it except real bad cases I know what to do with any kind of acne and various skin problems).

I want to PERSONALLY clean, treat and moisturize their skin, rub it using scrub, place and wash down clay masks, clean off that nasty oil or hydrate their arid skin, pop out zits, POP POP POP, see the nasty infected sebum and blood come out, hear her cries and moans, agony mixed with pleasure of cleansing, hearing it all close, then disinfect with alcohol, hear her sexy hisses, next zit, pop, moan, clean, next one and next one, every week, do shopping for medication, do this any day, any time, then see how their skin slowly gets better, smoothen out, only thanks to ME, my own work, my little creation, and they'll be forever bonded to me, my precious, and no natter what she'll never forgets me as my mark will be forever worn by her.

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gettin kinda rapey in here

Quote from: rtil on October 25, 2012 09:44 PM
gettin kinda rapey in here

Just the way we like it >:)

But he stole an octopus over the cat! Why?

either this thread goes or i do

When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I'm fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

Ye, I have already posted this one about a year ago, but it just gives me such a warm and fuzzy feeling...

Quote from: Kott on October 31, 2012 09:01 PM
When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I'm fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

Ye, I have already posted this one about a year ago, but it just gives me such a warm and fuzzy feeling...

Well that escalated quickly

Quote from: Kooh on October 25, 2012 06:34 AM
I better get some fucking pizza points or else I'm never talking to you again.

Kooh I'm in debt, so stop complaining. If you really need to know I've found something amazing. Good day sir.

woo wee welcome to the suck alleys where everything is gay

Quote from: BluPhoenix on October 31, 2012 04:57 PM
either this thread goes or i do

my taint begs to  dfiffer

what is even happening here

Quote from: Hey guys, look! I'm finally a parkour master! on November  1, 2012 05:26 AM

Quote from: BluPhoenix on October 31, 2012 04:57 PM
either this thread goes or i do

my taint begs to  dfiffer

turd the keys flatways

i came back from the dead to po

Quote from: BluPhoenix on November  1, 2012 06:22 PM

Quote from: Hey guys, look! I'm finally a parkour master! on November  1, 2012 05:26 AM

Quote from: BluPhoenix on October 31, 2012 04:57 PM
either this thread goes or i do

my taint begs to  dfiffer

turd the keys flatways

i came back from the dead to punch you in the scrote

i am growing tired of this game

don't make me end it for you, oldkid

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Quote from: rtil on November  2, 2012 12:22 AM
i am growing tired of this game

don't make me end it for you, oldkid

I probably would have ended this a long time ago if I was not entertained at about the 5th or 4th page, but still I must keep the prize at bay until you have earned it.
End it if you wish, for most I feel they have grown tired of my game--I will let the fine people of TBA decide if this thread lives on.

just give the lollipop to a kid on the street

Quote from: oLdkiD on November  2, 2012 09:08 PM

Quote from: rtil on November  2, 2012 12:22 AM
i am growing tired of this game

don't make me end it for you, oldkid

I probably would have ended this a long time ago if I was not entertained at about the 5th or 4th page, but still I must keep the prize at bay until you have earned it.
End it if you wish, for most I feel they have grown tired of my game--I will let the fine people of TBA decide if this thread lives on.