what would you be on the pirate ship
i'd be the queen that sent you all off to your doom to find me gold on unexplored lands across the sea
no you fuck we are in this together
you have to be captain too
i'd be the lazy ass in the crow's nest
id be jak spare o
I would be carpenter making sure things still float. If a leak sprung I would plunge my gigantic crab arm into it to save you guys. I guess my crab claw could potentially be used as a hammer or maybe someone gets hungry.
that is called a shipwright, the guy who takes care of the ship but every ship does need one :3
i would be a seriously bad dude, feared and respected throughout the seas as pretty much the baddest dude ever and i'd put motherfuckers in their place, that would be my job. ship's baddest dude
Quote from: Crabarms on March 18, 2012 10:13 PM
or maybe someone gets hungry.
will it grow back?
Only one way to find out.
arsonist
i would be the first mate who inexplicably survives every bit of shitty luck that comes his way, also an alcoholic.
i'd sit around and catch fish and stuff
antikraken security
Stowaway.
[spoiler]On the wrong ship.[/spoiler]
Quote from: Flee on March 19, 2012 12:53 AM
hilarious overweight wooden merman in the front of the boat that comes to life to sing a merry tune when everyone is down.
ill be the female version of this
also i wanna have my own area at the bottom of the ship where i stay all day, where my mere existence scares people into not fucking up their jobs on the ship
i never see the sunlight unless all of the other guys on deck are out. due to this, pretty much no one actually knows what i look like because they're all unconscious, which is actually the only reason anyone's actually scared of me because i'm actually not really that threatening looking
THIS IS ALSO A PART OF MY JOB DESCRIPTION on the imaginary tba pirate ship, all of that i just listed
I would b the bo4t
im the cannon
because ive got
balls of steel
(pwned)
jk piracy is BAD
Cleaning the poop deck.
master mate reporting for duty
hee hee hee
actually ill be the booty
you can stash me in your starboard bow anytime baby :slut:
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Quote from: Lauch on March 19, 2012 05:13 AM
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i will have sex with you for money
assuming that's really you in your avatar
omg im almost at post 5000 i better make a celebration thread
stop derailing my glorious thread gaylords
Quote from: Hey guys, look! I'm finally a parkour master! on March 19, 2012 05:14 AM
assuming that's really you in your avatar
ill b ur julie winter...... ill b anything u want me 2 babe
I'd be the prisoner being held captive against my will who doesn't want to be on a boat in the middle of the fucking ocean with no fresh water or land and sharing space with a bunch of diseased pirates suffering daily from scurvy, diarrhea, and cabin fever.
hawt
i'd be the navigator because i have the best sense of direction ever!!
ace swordsman of the ship
i've always been good with rapists
RAPIERS i meant rapiers
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I'll be the cook, I'll add paprika to everything so people don't get scurvy.
(for the record this is for my 8000 chapter long tba hentai fanfiction that i secretly write about all of you)
you might have been fooled by the stubble but Alas my pirate is under 18/your hentai is illegal now hand it over
i will move to another country where my sick fuck fantasies are 100% a-ok
I'd be up in the crows nest scanning the horizon for icebergs, the navy, and other pirates, except i'd be very bad at this because i'd be drunk the whole time
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Quote from: sev on March 19, 2012 01:11 AM
also i wanna have my own area at the bottom of the ship where i stay all day, where my mere existence scares people into not fucking up their jobs on the ship
Can I hide under your bed or in your closet.
Quote from: sev on March 23, 2012 05:31 AM
i will move to another country where my sick fuck fantasies are 100% a-ok
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Quote from: Gladius on March 24, 2012 11:37 AM
Quote from: sev on March 23, 2012 05:31 AM
i will move to another country where my sick fuck fantasies are 100% a-ok
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actually i remember hearing someone tell me that's illegal now there too
Quote from: Lovey on March 24, 2012 10:10 AM
Quote from: sev on March 19, 2012 01:11 AM
also i wanna have my own area at the bottom of the ship where i stay all day, where my mere existence scares people into not fucking up their jobs on the ship
Can I hide under your bed or in your closet.
sure but there are probably rats
Joe will be my parrot
*broawk* mrow *broawk*