thebackalleys

1. It's only just for fun
It's just for fun. It's not real dating, and we are under no obligation to host a real dating service.

2. Do NOT post anything innapropriate
If you post, or say something innapropriate, then you will be banned. Remember also. If your date says or does something that makes you feel uncomfortable, forward it to me, and they'll be banned instantly.

3. Make sure it's two way
Do not make a date topic unless both people, you and your partner, agree. If one person starts a dating topic without the other first agreeing via PM or the Date thread, then the topic will be deleted.

4. Say the right things
Do as you would do in real life in the date.

5. Do not steal
Do not date someone that someone else is dating unless the person you want to date gives you permission. Understand?

6. Do not cheat
Do not cheat on multiple people unless your both people either brake up or decide to see other people.

7. Remember to be nice to your partner
Not answering their call PMs will decrease relationship. Fighting will also decrease relationship. Getting over a fight will increase relationship. You do what your partner wants, and that will be relationship increasing. But keep it appropriate. Allie will hand out relationship points to the couples who have the most hot sex in front of her.

Thank you, and follow the rules,

Yours Truly,

xXxDaRk_RTiL_ShAdoWxXx

im 0% compatible with myself this is a bad sign =[

92% compatible with MAH BALLZ

Huzzah!

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A+

you can now customize the "you" column so you can keep making changes until you get the result you desire from allie. but only you know who the real you is - allie can only judge your personas!

am i allowed to ask allie out

we're 67% compatible!

i dont know you'll have to pm her and ask her! i can't speak for her...

redm requested the source for how allie calculates your love score. i'm not going to explain how it works, but here it is:

$u = sha1($_GET['u']);
$l = sha1($_GET['l']);

for($x = 0;$x < strlen($u);$x++) {
$un += (ord(substr($u,$x,$x+1))-2) - (ord(substr($l,$x,$x+1))-2);
if ($un <= 100 && $un >= -100) {
//
} else {
if ($un > 100) {
$un = $un/2;
} else {
$un = $un/2;
}
}
}

if ($un > 100) {
$un = 100;
} else if ($un < -100) {
$un = -100;
}

if ($un < 0) {
$un = $un*-1;
}

$fun = number_format($un,0);

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are these results just randomly generated or are there actual parameters being considered

I don't understand this :|

Quote from: Hey guys, look! I'm finally a parkour master! on March 11, 2012 11:48 PM
are these results just randomly generated or are there actual parameters being considered

if it was random, the result would be different every time you put in the same two names. there is a method behind the madness ;)

Oh this should be interesting....


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Oh... oh my....

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ryan miller and i are 97% compatible <3

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You: thebackalleys
Your Crush: success
check!
You and your crush are 17% compatible!
One may wonder, how can you fuck up a pizza of love? Pursue this future and the foul taste will linger in your mouth for eternity.

continuing that:

You: thebackalleys.com
Your Crush: productivity
check!
You and your crush are 0% compatible!
One may wonder, how can you fuck up a pizza of love? Pursue this future and the foul taste will linger in your mouth for eternity.

Quote from: Ashington on March 12, 2012 02:26 AM
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OH NO... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItciuejAle0#)

Oh I went there.

WHAT IN THE FUCK

You: retrosmash
Your Crush: WHAT IN THE FUCK
check!
You and your crush are 52% compatible!
Sometimes we must settle for the simply average. It could be worse...

^3^

01001001001000000110100001101111011100000110010100100000011011110110111001100101001000000110010001100001011110010010000001111001011011110111010100100000011000010110110001101100001000000110011001101001011011100110010000100000011011000110111101110110011001010010110000100000011110010110111101110101001000000110011001100001011001110110011101101111011101000111001101111110

0110110001101101011001100110000101101111

You: MarcK
Your Crush: Kitties 
You and your crush are 85% compatible!
Not bad! With the proper care, this relationship will bake into a beautiful pizza!

Kind of curious as to how this works, something that has to do with pizza points, post count, quotes, etc?

Quote from: ZennyPLUS on March 13, 2012 04:11 AM
Kind of curious as to how this works, something that has to do with pizza points, post count, quotes, etc?

Quote from: rtil on March 11, 2012 11:23 PM
redm requested the source for how allie calculates your love score. i'm not going to explain how it works, but here it is:

Code Select Expand


$u = sha1($_GET['u']);
$l = sha1($_GET['l']);

for($x = 0;$x < strlen($u);$x++) {
$un += (ord(substr($u,$x,$x+1))-2) - (ord(substr($l,$x,$x+1))-2);
if ($un <= 100 && $un >= -100) {
//
} else {
if ($un > 100) {
$un = $un/2;
} else {
$un = $un/2;
}
}
}

if ($un > 100) {
$un = 100;
} else if ($un < -100) {
$un = -100;
}

if ($un < 0) {
$un = $un*-1;
}

$fun = number_format($un,0);

although i don't expect anyone to be able to read this code as you'd need to know php to be able to. i won't go into details, i will just say that the results are not random and your original names are converted into hash functions before any calculations are done, to give more interesting and varied results. for example, changing, adding or removing just one letter will typically give an entirely different result.

Quote from: Allie on March 12, 2012 06:58 AM
^3^

01001001001000000110100001101111011100000110010100100000011011110110111001100101001000000110010001100001011110010010000001111001011011110111010100100000011000010110110001101100001000000110011001101001011011100110010000100000011011000110111101110110011001010010110000100000011110010110111101110101001000000110011001100001011001110110011101101111011101000111001101111110

66 105 110 97 114 121 32 105 115 32 102 111 114 32 103 97 121 32 108 111 115 101 114 32 102 97 103 103 111 116 115 32 108 105 107 101 32 121 111 117

You: john madden
Your Crush: football
check!
You and your crush are 53% compatible!
Sometimes we must settle for the simply average. It could be worse...

Quote from: put on March 15, 2012 11:59 PM

Quote from: Allie on March 12, 2012 06:58 AM
^3^

01001001001000000110100001101111011100000110010100100000011011110110111001100101001000000110010001100001011110010010000001111001011011110111010100100000011000010110110001101100001000000110011001101001011011100110010000100000011011000110111101110110011001010010110000100000011110010110111101110101001000000110011001100001011001110110011101101111011101000111001101111110

66 105 110 97 114 121 32 105 115 32 102 111 114 32 103 97 121 32 108 111 115 101 114 32 102 97 103 103 111 116 115 32 108 105 107 101 32 121 111 117

686f77206461726520796f752074616c6b20746f20616c6c6965206c696b65207468617421

eW91IGd1eXMgc2hvdWxkIGNoaWxsIG91dA==

Quote from: stusader on March 16, 2012 02:51 AM
eW91IGd1eXMgc2hvdWxkIGNoaWxsIG91dA==

thnx for introducing us  :slut:
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np

you guys enjoy yourselves now y'hear

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Seems legit.

rtil: 59%

Sup big boy


I'm going to end up wasting too much time on this.

have fun!

You: Tim Buckley
Your Crush: Abortions
check!
You and your crush are 93% compatible!
Wow !! It is destiny! The pizza ingredients are fresh and beautiful. Bake it with this true lover! 450 degrees of passion!

Allie-tan no loves me.

ryan miller get inside me already