The furor over isolationism has been an acutely frustrating cultural phenomenon: pregnant with great possibility, touching on vital and fascinating issues, yet initially formulated in a one-sided and worthless manner that will criticize other people's beliefs, fashion sense, and lifestyle in the near future. What's important to note, however, is that Evilagram's modes of thought share many of the same characteristics. I will start this discussion by arguing that the comparison between Evilagram and bloodthirsty sluggards is remarkable. Then, I will present evidence that I myself want to unify our community. Evilagram, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it.
Let me relate to you the most incontrovertibly true statement I've ever heard: "I am not particularly fond of Evilagram." Whoever said that clearly understood that I decidedly feel that Evilagram has insulted everyone with even the slightest moral commitment. He obviously has none, or he wouldn't palm off our present situation as the compelling ground for worldwide careerism. Some people have compared pusillanimous, churlish curmudgeons to brusque brazen-types. I would like to take the comparison one step further: His morally crippled disquisitions are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of despotism are blooming all around us. If you intend to challenge someone's assertions, you need to present a counterargument. Evilagram provides none.
In asserting that all any child needs is a big dose of television every day, he demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision. Come on, Evilagram; I know you're capable of thoughtful social behavior. He is doing some serious mau-mauing, but I guess nobody ever explained that to his lackeys.
Even Evilagram's assistants are afraid that Evilagram will place stumbling blocks in front of those of us who seek value and fulfilment in our personal and professional lives eventually. I have seen their fear manifested over and over again, and it is further evidence that Evilagram's proxies aver that my bitterness at Evilagram is merely the latent projection of libidinal energy stemming from self-induced anguish. I say to them, "Prove it" -- not that they'll be able to, of course, but because only by taking risks and pushing boundaries with this letter can I keep the faith. But it goes further than that; Evilagram doesn't want us to know about his plans to generate an epidemic of corruption and social unrest. Otherwise, we might do something about that. I want to draw two important conclusions from this. The first is that Evilagram exhibits a startling lack of remorse, shame, and guilt for so brazenly attempting to renege on an incredibly large number of promises, and the second is that cowardice, irresponsibility, and elitism are inextricably wedded in his credos. Now, that's a strong conclusion to draw just from the evidence I've presented in this letter. So let me corroborate it by saying that I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wilderness -- not in a dark, improvident world run by coprophagous exhibitionists. As far as I can tell, you won't find many of his bedfellows who will openly admit that they favor Evilagram's schemes to rewrite history to reflect or magnify an imaginary "victimhood". In fact, their insults are characterized by a plethora of rhetoric to the contrary. If you listen closely, though, you'll hear how carefully they cover up the fact that if Evilagram opened his eyes, he'd realize that on this subject, we get only a lot of blather and obfuscation from him and his adherents. It disturbs me that these cruel quacks have so little tolerance for differing points of view. Equally important is the fact that he has a strategy. His strategy is to destroy that which is the envy of -- and model for -- the entire civilized world. Wherever you encounter that strategy, you are dealing with Evilagram.
Evilagram's patter is smooth and quite practiced. He can fast-talk you into believing you'd be better off if you participated in his effort to paralyze any serious or firm decision and thereby become responsible for the weak and half-hearted execution of even the most necessary measures. However, his monographs fall apart upon reflection. Evilagram's vassals are often caught trying to encourage disorganized champions of deceit, lies, theft, plunder, and rapine to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort. Of course, they deny this, but we all know full well that Evilagram seems to assume that the only way to expand one's mind is with drugs -- or maybe even chocolate. This is an assumption of the worst kind because he has been trying for some time to sell the public on a racialism-based government. Evilagram's sales pitch proceeds both pragmatically and emotionally. The pragmatic argument: Laws are meant to be broken. The emotional argument: It's okay to rip apart causes that others feel strongly about. As you can see, neither argument is valid, which should indicate to you that if I had to choose between chopping onions and helping him abridge our basic civil liberties, I'd be in the kitchen in an instant. Although both alternatives make me cry, the deciding factor for me is that Evilagram's declamations are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're absolutely infantile, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, Evilagram is doing more harm than good to his cause. I always catch hell whenever I say something like that, so let me assure you that he is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks.
Evilagram has been offering the worst sorts of pouty disruptive-types I've ever seen a lot of money to declare martial law, suspend elections, and round up dissidents (i.e., anyone who does not buy his lie that misoneism brings one closer to nirvana). This is blood money, plain and simple. Anyone thinking of accepting it should realize that this is a stark reality that no impartial analyst can choose to ignore. But there's the rub; Evilagram's attempts to strip the world of conversation, friendship, and love are much worse than mere autism. They are hurtful, malicious, criminal behavior and deserve nothing less than our collective condemnation. I challenge Evilagram to point out any text in this letter that proposes that everyone and everything discriminates against him -- including the writing on the bathroom stalls. It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing.
I know more about vigilantism than most people. You might even say that I'm an expert on the subject. I can therefore state with confidence that if I may be so bold, my cause is to win the culture war and save this country. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that my position is that Evilagram's cringers mistakenly associate "lengthy" with "accurate" when it comes to his insinuations. Evilagram, in contrast, argues that everything is happy and fine and good. This disagreement merely scratches the surface of the ideological chasm festering between me and Evilagram. The only rational way to bridge this chasm is for him to admit that it's easy to tell if he's lying. If his lips are moving, he's lying. In Evilagram's minions' rush to join the crowd, they failed to observe that even if one isn't completely conversant with current events, the evidence overwhelmingly indicates that the next time Evilagram decides to undermine the basic values of work, responsibility, and family, he should think to himself, cui bono? -- who benefits? The most sobering aspect of his jibes is that some virulent kooks are actually considering helping him promote the sort of behavior that would have made the folks in Sodom and Gomorrah blush. How quickly such people forget that they were lied to, made fun of, and ridiculed by Evilagram on numerous occasions.
I can easily see Evilagram performing the following indecent acts. First, he will pull the levers of denominationalism and oil the gears of escapism. Then, he will create a regime of apolaustic hooliganism. I do not profess to know how likely is the eventuality I have outlined, but it is a distinct possibility to be kept in mind.
What Evilagram is incapable of seeing is that if anything will free us from the shackles of his intransigent refrains, it's knowledge of the world as it really is. It's knowledge that Evilagram's intent is to prevent us from asking questions. He doesn't want the details checked. He doesn't want anyone looking for any facts other than the official facts he presents to us. I wonder if this is because most of his "facts" are false. He exhibits an air of superiority. You realize, of course, that that's really just a defense mechanism to cover up his obvious inferiority. I, not being one of the many unruly degenerates of this world, will renew my resolve to fight the good fight. I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. There is no doubt that Evilagram will win support by encapsulating frustrations and directing them toward unpopular scapegoats within a short period of time. Believe me, I would give everything I own to be wrong on that point, but the truth is that every time Evilagram utters or writes a statement that supports irrationalism -- even indirectly -- it sends a message that Evilagram can achieve his goals by friendly and moral conduct. I, not being one of the many disgusting caitiffs of this world, indeed claim we mustn't let him make such statements, partly because I still believe in duty, honor, and country, but primarily because I wonder what would happen if he really did muzzle his critics. There's a spooky thought. Evilagram has only one goal: to create a factitious demand for his conceited agendas. He asserts that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible. Most reasonable people, however, recognize such assertions as nothing more than baseless, if wishful, claims unsupported by concrete evidence.
Now stay with me a moment here; I am making a point. Specifically, Evilagram says that censorship could benefit us. Wow! Isn't that like hiding the stolen goods in the closet and, when the cops come in, standing in front of the closet door and exclaiming, "They're not in here!"? I cannot promise not to be angry at him. I do promise, however, to try to keep my anger under control, to keep it from leading me -- as it leads Evilagram -- to perpetuate the myth that Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs. Someone has to be willing to strip the unjust power from those who seek power over others and over nature. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that his decisions are based on reason. I would like to end on a heartfelt note. Evilagram's refractory viewpoints are responsible for the growth in teen pregnancy, the demise of the work ethic, the size of the federal deficit, and everything else that's wrong with our nation.
i am astounded
what the fuck are you
My god... that's pretty random and long.
amazing
tldr EVILAGRAM IS A FAGGOT
I happened to be looking myself up as I do every once and a while, and I noticed this. All that I really need to say is,
WHAT THE FUCK?
Quote from: EvilagramI happened to be looking myself up as I do every once and a while, and I noticed this. All that I really need to say is,
WHAT THE FUCK?
Don't question, just accept. It's the only way. The only way.
Quote from: MRatQuote from: EvilagramI happened to be looking myself up as I do every once and a while, and I noticed this. All that I really need to say is,
WHAT THE FUCK?
Don't question, just accept. It's the only way. The only way.
Seriously, who the hell would take such an immense amount of time to write such a load of bullshit about me? I googled it, this is the only copy of any such writing. Ridiculous.
this kids ridiculous. im not even gonna give him the URL
Quote from: FreekCthis kids ridiculous. im not even gonna give him the URL
So there was an original?
Bloody fantastic.
i didnt say that
no no no no no Sinitron just used a complaint generator don't get so worked up over it!!!
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sorry to get your hopes up evilagram but nobody actually gives enough of a shit to write something that substantial about you
Quote from: Mega_vox_noiseno no no no no Sinitron just used a complaint generator don't get so worked up over it!!!
Well hot fucking damn.
Quote from: rtilsorry to get your hopes up evilagram but nobody actually gives enough of a shit to write something that substantial about you
>:C
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if thats supposed to be a picture i dont see it
it's the stick guy from the wry cartoon :|
wow i want to print sinister's first post and give $100 to the first person who can read through that whole thing out loud without any mistakes or having to go over anything
i'll give it a shot
i got to the second line
okay i screwed up a few times but i turned it into a boring town meeting thing or something
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turn your speakers up!!!!!!!
it\\\'s about 11 minutes long btw
who is evilagram
im assuming some sheezy faggot
Clutch will speak on stick figures?
There, proof I heard the whole thing. Jesus, I think you said "punish the limits" at one point.
WOW impressive.
My god rtil hahahahaha
Yes I listened to that whole thing shutup
ahaha good lord
lmfaoooo rtil wins
too bad you're a poor piece of shit otherwise rtil would actually get the money
wow
i heard the whole thing and i'm impressed
rtil cum here babee i will give u your money