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good thing i'm moving out of this asshole tomorrow

I had a cockroach crawl up my pants leg and nestle itself between my dick and my balls once.

welp

there are woodlice infesting my bathroom but they're ok i guess

hope nobody was hurt

An ant bit me on the dick once.

It made me think i had a medical situation for a minute.

there are no bugs in my apartment cuz i live on the 7th floor

i live on the third floor

they have no presence on the first or second floor

the fucking ant pricks just FUCKING KEEP COMING

global warming will force them upwards towards the colder climes eventually just you wait

Quote from: Tron Sawyeri live on the third floor

they have no presence on the first or second floor

the fucking ant pricks just FUCKING KEEP COMING

clean your room for a change dawg

we have brown recluse spiders here
enjoy your ant (http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHMD_enUS370US370&q=brown+recluse+spider+bite&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1206&bih=715#q=brown+recluse+spider+bite&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHMD_enUS370US370&tbm=isch&tbas=0&source=lnt&sa=X&ei=c0BiToPFLIjMgQenmpmJCg&ved=0CAwQpwUoAA&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.&fp=9de4e2e38a5e1f83&biw=1206&bih=715)

Quote from: zhicagowe have brown recluse spiders here
enjoy your ant (http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHMD_enUS370US370&q=brown+recluse+spider+bite&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1206&bih=715#q=brown+recluse+spider+bite&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHMD_enUS370US370&tbm=isch&tbas=0&source=lnt&sa=X&ei=c0BiToPFLIjMgQenmpmJCg&ved=0CAwQpwUoAA&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.&fp=9de4e2e38a5e1f83&biw=1206&bih=715)

well, wikipedia says that those spiders would rather avoid a conflict than just attacking people so i think that ants are a little more annoying!

fuck spiders, I kill every single one I see

the problem is my house is like a nest for them

Quote from: ropesnakeevery time i turn on the lights a centipede is mere inches from my face

right? i fucking hate centipedes. they\\\'re by far the worst house pest i\\\'ve ever encountered.

i\\\'m fucking glad that there aren\\\'t any in california, they fucking infested my basement in pennsylvania.

and my room was in the basement

Quote from: zhicagowe have brown recluse spiders here
enjoy your ant (http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHMD_enUS370US370&q=brown+recluse+spider+bite&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1206&bih=715#q=brown+recluse+spider+bite&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHMD_enUS370US370&tbm=isch&tbas=0&source=lnt&sa=X&ei=c0BiToPFLIjMgQenmpmJCg&ved=0CAwQpwUoAA&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.&fp=9de4e2e38a5e1f83&biw=1206&bih=715)

we got black widows

found 2 dead ones in my backyard a few weeks ago

fruitflies here

Quote from: psi

Quote from: zhicagowe have brown recluse spiders here
enjoy your ant (http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHMD_enUS370US370&q=brown+recluse+spider+bite&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1206&bih=715#q=brown+recluse+spider+bite&um=1&hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1C1CHMD_enUS370US370&tbm=isch&tbas=0&source=lnt&sa=X&ei=c0BiToPFLIjMgQenmpmJCg&ved=0CAwQpwUoAA&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.&fp=9de4e2e38a5e1f83&biw=1206&bih=715)

well, wikipedia says that those spiders would rather avoid a conflict than just attacking people so i think that ants are a little more annoying!

kind of true, they are called the recluse for a reason. but my mom got bit when she was just getting wood from the woodpile. and i cant think of anything more annoying than your own flesh rotting off

we got black widows AND brown recluses and I invite them into the house to enjoy corndogs and apple juice every night its fuckn GREAT

red ants and lizards everywhere here

Cockroaches and snails are all over the place once the sun sets in Hawaii. We've also got huge centipedes that like to hide in dark corners. Ugh.

Quote from: BloodyCheery on September  4, 2011 09:45 PM
We've also got huge centipedes that like to hide in dark corners. Ugh.

i've seen those. they're the bright blue/red ones, right? the ones that are basically impossible to actually kill. i've read that in order to kill them, you have to somehow hold them down while cutting off all of their segments with a very sharp knife, and that stomping on them does not nothing but anger them. and also, that if you're not careful, if you cut a chunk too big it will run away and live without the extra legs.

also, they bite. what the hell. i'm really glad i don't live in fuckin hawaii. apparently, most people try to capture them when they find them and set them free somewhere, rather than go through the process of killing one.

that sounds like a lot of work

it might be a gay internet meme but if you 'kill it with fire' you can skip the hard part

i mean if you truly want to destroy something nothing beats returning every particle to its natural form through the process of incineration

eat it

Quote from: Taokaka on September  8, 2011 09:55 PM
eat it

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getcher self an egg and beat it