let us begin
Quote from: ZukeQuote from: vegetalmao nice 1 bruv
i make flash movies, and havor a flash site so
durrrhurrrhurrr
uplion.com is teh best websitez on teh interwebz. its so good no one visitz durrrhurrrhurr
again
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Quote from: MrScriblamQuote from: ghostinglostman
I dont know, It seems like I may have too much compared to everyone else around me. I draw, write, make music, I build things (invent), I excell in computers, and all above all that, I think i'm psychic. And its not too much on me. What's your openion on this.
yes but see youre awful at all of those things
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Quote from: systechQuote from: rtilfort atticus? more like fag fattybutts
welp it's all over now
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Quote from: ropesnakewhere does a horse live?
IN THE NEEIIIIIGGHHHHHH-BORHOOD
pretty much everything that comes out of WACS mouth
Canadian scientists found a cure for cancer, but few notice.
Quote from: W.A.C.[LINK] (http://hubpages.com/hub/Scientists_cure_cancer__but_no_one_takes_notice)
I honestly cannot believe the fucking media hasn't made a big deal about this. I knew they were very corrupt but this is ridiculous. Share this story with everyone. This needs to be known.
Quote from: rtil catthis research is 3 years old and surfaces regularly all the time. it's not that simple - if there was just a pill you could take that would "cure" all types of cancer, it would have made waves. but the effects of DCA are not well known and in some cases can actually make cancer worse. it's a case-by-case basis, and if you'd read anything beyond sensationalist headlines and instead had done a little research on the studies of DCA you wouldn't have posted this stupid topic.
Quote from: W.A.S.I.M.ya
Joined: Yesterday, 06:12 AM
incoming irc quotes
<~rtil> ooh i feel great
<~rtil> who wants to make babies
<~rtil> thousands of them
<~rtil> as the ancient hawaiians used to say
<~rtil> fuck your own teeth
<dilly>"i love you, but i really wanna be a dog"
<RobHalford>OH GOD MY DOG JUST WALKED IN
<RobHalford>ITS LICKING MY HAND IM GETTING HORNY AAA
<CVG> if i really did grab a guys boner, would they freak? or accept it?
<Emanhattan> all i want is 2 big dick patties
<Emanhattan> hold two of em
<Emanhattan> each in one hand
<Emanhattan> being so delicous
<Emanhattan> i couldnt even decide wich one to go for
<pixmintro>go to bathroom, have sex with bag its so good
Fuzz: I wanna be a student. My power is to instantly clone myself. Who wouldn't want more than 1 Fuzz around?
QuoteQUOTE(BluPhoeniX7 @ Apr 26 2009, 12:48 PM)
Oh, how could have I forgotten the internet? The place where You can
act like a plain dickcheese, and walk away happily in your best
Frolicking shoes. That's pretty much how it works, huh.
I'm not going away, so you guys can be douches, and I'll be here
anticipating the moment where you realized you could have been
a better man, when you're looking down two barrels of a shotgun.
You guys dropped these on the way out-
how did i know
its all GOOD bp7 that was 2 years ago, no offence or anything but thats jus one of the most unintentionally funny shit ive ever read in here
Quote from: MrScriblamQuote from: ghostinglostman
I dont know, It seems like I may have too much compared to everyone else around me. I draw, write, make music, I build things (invent), I excell in computers, and all above all that, I think i'm psychic. And its not too much on me. What's your openion on this.
yes but see youre awful at all of those things
i like this one.
QuoteQUOTE(BluPhoeniX7 @ Apr 26 2009, 12:48 PM)
Oh, how could have I forgotten the internet? The place where You can
act like a plain dickcheese, and walk away happily in your best
Frolicking shoes. That's pretty much how it works, huh.
I'm not going away, so you guys can be douches, and I'll be here
anticipating the moment where you realized you could have been
a better man, when you're looking down two barrels of a shotgun.
You guys dropped these on the way out-
lmfao
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Quote from: W.A.S.I.M.its all GOOD bp7 that was 2 years ago, no offence or anything but thats jus one of the most unintentionally funny shit ive ever read in here
yeah whatevs i just knew that was going to be posted lol
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HAAHAHAHAH holy shit i remember this, dude that entire thread was just a fucking GOLDMINE
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dead
classic ghostinfish lmao
Quote from: FuzzQuote from: MrScriblamman fuzz fuck off really
if you honestly cant wait any longer just go jerk off or something
you arent helping by being a pest
All I said was Ugh!!!
Quote from: FuzzIS IT DONE YET?!?!?!?
Quote from: FuzzQuote from: FuzzIS IT DONE YET?!?!?!?
Quote from: FuzzQuote from: FuzzQuote from: FuzzIS IT DONE YET?!?!?!?
Quote from: FuzzAll I said was Ugh!!!
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<Ry99an>james bond fucked in space
<BillyMonks>um i hate to spoil ur hopes and dreams ryan but james bond isn't a real person
* guest38 is now known as Alec
<Alec> not alot of people
<J_Seed> nop
<J_Seed> there were but you joined so they left cuz they h8 u
<Alec> no one can click that fast
* Alec (~guest38@Rizon-B2BE0CA6.slkc.qwest.net) Quit
<salutations> did you feel my huge edick
<Ry99an> its bandwidth was enormous
<salutations> I live in america why do I have to learn a foreign language
<mrscriblam> incase u run into a filthy spic and want to tell him to get out of your country sal
[size=]<blordow>fuck u bitchelle[/size]
blordow: look at ma dick
Classic Material
Quote from: BluPhoeniX7Quote from: FuzzI can't believe they're selling these. (http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order_Your_Handjob!.html)
come on down to the handjob store
*you'll be glad you came*
Quote from: Titofunny joke (jk faggot fuck you!!!)
Quote from: JonQuote from: BluPhoeniX7Quote from: FuzzI can't believe they're selling these. (http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order_Your_Handjob!.html)
come on down to the handjob store
*you'll be glad you came*
Quote from: Titofunny joke (jk faggot fuck you!!!)
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i think we all think we're alot funnier than we actualyl are
happens every day.
like, 5 years of this forum existing and we can barely fill 2 pages with good/funny memories
i think sal is right
low user activity
i'm sure there are good quotes to post somewhere.
Quote from: stusaderi'm sure there are good quotes to post somewhere.
http://slackingperfektly.com/ (http://slackingperfektly.com/)
doop
Quote from: stusaderi'm sure there are good quotes to post somewhere.
Quote from: Titoeggcelent...
there are some diamonds in the rough
Also anything killerdoll said was hilarious.
squidward
Quote from: Zekeysquidward
see?
we're still good
i don't remember anything any of you ever said because you're all fuckin forgettable ..|.,
QuoteUnlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question
<flee> your sperm cells are confused
<flee> they need a GPS
Quote from: BlordowQuotefuck u
Quote from: JonQuote from: stusaderi'm sure there are good quotes to post somewhere.
Quote from: Titoeggcelent...
there are some diamonds in the rough
ey i came up wit the eggcellent, u should pay respect to the originators Jon
<nonzop> i played counterstrik once it was fun i killed teh terrorists 2 save america but then i lost and then 9/11
<mrscriblam> so
<mrscriblam> i thought i had school today
<mrscriblam> and i dont
<mrscriblam> i drove all the way out there and the parking lot was empty and i was like aw fuck
<J_Seed> "Thats our scriblam"
<+aether> i think terry was supposed to be a cumstain on the backseat of a volvo
<mrscriblam> obama hugged some guy while he was campaigning
<mrscriblam> the guy was asking a question about his veteran father and
<mrscriblam> he just starting crying and getting apologetic
<mrscriblam> so obama was like 'no man its cool'
<mrscriblam> and just invited him up for a hug
<mrscriblam> true fuckin story
<slack> lmao
<mrscriblam> heard about it on npr
<rtil> meanwhile we're bombing pakistan
<rtil> more troops in afghanistan
<reptilicus> and mickey breakdancing to rap music
<rtil> arguably the worst of the three
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Quote from: emanhattan2 months ago when my roomate tried cutting my hair and i ended up looking like if a dog had bit the right side of my head
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it's a motherfucking delicious invasion
Quote from: the bart boy
help me gay
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i decided to post this picture of me because there's a girl in it and i look smart
is that ur gf?
no it's a burn victim clearly
well, if she wasn't before she is now
fucking laughed out loud when i read scrib's post
Today is our birthday for me.
Finally, it is 31 years.
Before this, I thought I entered the 30s, another year had passed.
30-year-old Kei Kamakura, just storm!
First is the birth of my daughter again, even more was a turbulent year.
It seems some people have noticed By now, we do variety.
31-year-old Kei Kamakura, Kei Kamakura than 30 years, will definitely storm!
Of course, artists have also resumed work behind the delay.
Also lots more.
So, Kei Kamakura is also the age of 31, thank you very much!
as the second funniest tba member ill do you all a favor with this link consisting of the best posts on tba - all in one place! two for the price of one!!
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as funniest member couldn't you just link us to your shitty ***ironic*** music