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Main => General => Topic started by: RadWalrus on August 9, 2011 10:04 AM

Title: No more hope.
Post by: RadWalrus on August 9, 2011 10:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79xzwlkCpRo

I'm starting to think that shitty half-anime is going to be the next major art movement.
How many running kids shows aren't a sloppy Japanese influenced pile of disgust?
Children of today will grow up NOT vomiting at the sight of this.
I'm legitimately afraid.

[spoiler]DeviantArt the series.[/spoiler]
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Post by: rtil on August 9, 2011 10:35 AM
Quote from: RadWalrusHow many running kids shows aren't a sloppy Japanese influenced pile of disgust?
how many are? i can't even think of one.

the most successful cartoons on tv right now are nothing like this.. adventure time, regular show, gumball, spongebob (hit and miss), thundercats (animated by Studio 4C). yes there's a lot of crap shows that come and go, but they're always forgettable and they always die early.

i'd argue the worst cartoon on tv right now is very american looking and also american(slash canadian)-made , and that cartoon is johnny test. but ten years from now no one will remember johnny test. they'll remember the good cartoons, just like we only remember the good cartoons that were on in 2001.

a lot of attention is being drawn to my life me because of how awful it looks. but it will ultimately premiere on some network and everyone will forget about it, and chances are it will die off after a season or two, never to be heard from again.

yes, there's a lot of garbage that teenagers like. but i also think that most kids and teens have a subconscious understanding of what good and bad cartoons are without yet understanding why they feel that way. it only makes sense when you look at the cartoons that dominated ratings back then and also now. their main demographic is the kid to teen ages, and they are the classics of that time and there are classics being made now.

there was a time when i think it was appropriate to bitch about a modern dark age of cartoons, but i think that time has come and gone. animation has historically gone through cycles of ups and downs. we had a good 5-6 years of downtime, and now i feel like things are heading back up.

it doesn't mean that all cartoons being made right now are going to be good. there will always be shit on tv - just more or less of it.
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Post by: RadWalrus on August 9, 2011 11:17 AM
Quote from: rtilhow many are? i can't even think of one.

Like half of Teletoon, man. (Canadian channel, it's like the cartoon network)

-totally spiez and it's fifty spin-offs
-Chaotic (the newer one)
-Bakugan

But that's just off the top of my head.
Crappy western anime is being marketed to the average weaboo child like it's nobody's business.
This show has supposedly already won awards, and if it gains a following, it'll only propagate the awfulness.

then there's the generally crappily animated junk like
-total drama island
-JoHnNy TeSt... which is apparently the only show thats ever fucking on

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Post by: W.A.S.I.M. on August 9, 2011 11:20 AM
what is this haha
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Post by: rtil on August 9, 2011 11:36 AM
Quote from: RadWalrus
Quote from: rtilhow many are? i can't even think of one.

Like half of Teletoon, man. (Canadian channel, it's like the cartoon network)

-totally spiez and it's fifty spin-offs
-Chaotic (the newer one)
-Bakugan

But that's just off the top of my head.
Crappy western anime is being marketed to the average weaboo child like it's nobody's business.
This show has supposedly already won awards, and if it gains a following, it'll only propagate the awfulness.

then there's the generally crappily animated junk like
-total drama island
-JoHnNy TeSt... which is apparently the only show thats ever fucking on
well, no offense, but canada is notorious for creating shit cartoons. i was talking more specifically about american television, cartoon network. CN doesn't show totally spies or total drama island anymore. and bakugan is like any other japanese kid show, it is a catalyst for a toy product. pokemon, digimon, monster rancher and beyblade were all made for the same reasons.

and i don't see what an award has to do with a show's popularity. kids don't give a shit about awards. they watch what they like. the ratings will tell the story, not the trophies on its shelf.
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Post by: Sinitron on August 9, 2011 12:21 PM
how 2 solve prolem:

- nuke yourself

result: no more bad cartoons

success for allah
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Post by: CloudEater on August 9, 2011 12:46 PM
Quote from: rtila lot of attention is being drawn to My Life Me because of how awful it looks.
just like rebecca black. It's become a popular marketing strategy it seems.
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Post by: MarcK on August 9, 2011 01:56 PM
"being a manga artist
thats what keeps me sane!"


Quote from: RadWalrus[spoiler]DeviantArt the series.[/spoiler]
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Post by: BluPhoenix on August 9, 2011 07:05 PM
I think it's nice that canada has decided to take a stab at a more realistic high school experience aka
Quote from: RadWalrusDeviantArt the series.
and in all honesty i would actually like to see a series pull this concept off that doesn't look like a preachy tweenimated entirety of bullshit

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Post by: HXC on August 9, 2011 07:39 PM
gay show
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Post by: billy on August 9, 2011 09:32 PM
i dont mind the art style but the shitty animation is what gets me
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Post by: W.A.S.I.M. on August 9, 2011 09:48 PM
Quote from: CloudEater
Quote from: rtila lot of attention is being drawn to My Life Me because of how awful it looks.
just like rebecca black. It's become a popular marketing strategy it seems.

true but the thing is that people who see this type of shit should just ignore it already and move on wit somehting else

this type of shit gets popular and known because of us, we spread it around:

"dude look at this show, its so awful" "damn bro that is horrible, im gonna send that to 1000 people"
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Post by: RadWalrus on August 9, 2011 09:55 PM
Quote from: W.A.S.I.M."dude look at this show, its so awful" "damn bro that is horrible, im gonna send that to 1000 people"

I reeeeeally don't like how true that is.
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Post by: cipher on August 9, 2011 10:04 PM
wait a second wasn't this posted or am I just crazy.

Well at any rate, I'm more or less with Billy. The art is tolerable but why does the animation suck so bad. And you know what, only people like us are going to notice that and the rest of the sheeple will watch it anyways.
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Post by: W.A.S.I.M. on August 9, 2011 10:09 PM
Quote from: cipherwait a second wasn't this posted or am I just crazy.

Well at any rate, I'm more or less with Billy. The art is tolerable but why does the animation suck so bad. And you know what, only people like us are going to notice that and the rest of the sheeple will watch it anyways.

ur not crazy cipher

http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=11143 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=11143)
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Post by: Sinitron on August 9, 2011 10:51 PM
i think we should all watch it for the credits and then go murder the creators and blame subliminal messaging in their shitty cartoons
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Post by: HXC on August 9, 2011 10:56 PM
sounds like a plan
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Post by: cipher on August 9, 2011 11:51 PM
Quote from: W.A.S.I.M.
Quote from: cipherwait a second wasn't this posted or am I just crazy.

Well at any rate, I'm more or less with Billy. The art is tolerable but why does the animation suck so bad. And you know what, only people like us are going to notice that and the rest of the sheeple will watch it anyways.

ur not crazy cipher

http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=11143 (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=11143)

crabarms' post still cracks me up
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Post by: chachathefox on August 10, 2011 05:19 PM
Probably inspired by the HOW TO DRAW ANIME STYLE books at arts & crafts stores.
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Post by: Jon on August 11, 2011 09:57 PM
honestly when was the last time canada made a good cartoon
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Post by: BluPhoenix on August 11, 2011 10:17 PM
Quote from: Jonhonestly when was the last time canada made a good cartoon
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on August 11, 2011 11:27 PM
Quote from: Jonhonestly when was the last time canada made a good cartoon
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Post by: naturally on August 11, 2011 11:34 PM
wow i didn't know clone high was canadian.
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Post by: zhicago on August 12, 2011 12:21 AM
what is clone high, ive never heard of it
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Post by: naturally on August 12, 2011 12:27 AM
it is a good cartoon you should watch it
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Post by: Casey Pixmintro on August 12, 2011 01:40 AM
please watch it zhi, you will love it so fucking hard
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Post by: rtil on August 12, 2011 04:03 AM
clone high was pretty good..........................for canada
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Post by: Jon on August 12, 2011 04:08 AM
the only thing harder than finding good Canadian cartoons would be good 80s cartoons
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Post by: GhostingFish on August 12, 2011 04:08 AM
Quote from: zhicagowhat is clone high, ive never heard of it
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Post by: dilly on August 12, 2011 04:28 AM
Quote from: Jonthe only thing harder than finding good Canadian cartoons would be good 80s cartoons
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GOOOO GADGET GOOOO
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Post by: GhostingFish on August 12, 2011 04:30 AM
HAHA!!  
You made my week!
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Post by: ZekeySpaceyLizard on August 12, 2011 06:36 AM
Quote from: Jonhonestly when was the last time canada made a good cartoon

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Post by: Sinitron on August 12, 2011 07:37 AM
clone high sucked and there were plenty great 80s/90s shows
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Post by: MarcK on August 17, 2011 01:32 AM
I think Clone high was pretty good from the 4 episodes casey mixmantro showed me and i havent seen many 80s cartoons but id like to know this list of 80s cartoons you're all referring to
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Post by: DrRumack on August 17, 2011 03:55 AM
there's a lot of good short animations that came out of canada
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Post by: Gladius on August 17, 2011 05:50 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWEl1JHW3eo
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Post by: WalkingShrub on August 20, 2011 10:46 PM
I can't really say myself what I think of Canadian cartoons because I don't really watch much TV, but I have seen a lot of good short animated canadian films. Of course, they're better because they're made usually by smaller groups of people with the same vision, and not just for money. Such is life, blah blah blah...

But yeah not sure why people think this will stick.
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Post by: Philip K Dick on August 20, 2011 11:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcmBALxDkRY
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Post by: Jon on August 22, 2011 05:20 AM
Quote from: DrRumackthere's a lot of good short animations that came out of canada

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90SIuISIVB8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90SIuISIVB8)

you might get a kick out of this
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Post by: Casey Pixmintro on August 23, 2011 10:41 PM
Kevin Spencer
Something's wrong with that kid
Kevin Spencer
His head don't work, it never did
Kevin Spencer
You'd better not cross his path
Kevin Spencer
He's a chain smoking, alcoholic sociopath
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8d43gpicI0
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Post by: HXC on August 23, 2011 11:26 PM
lmao Kevin Spencer
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Post by: Gladius on August 23, 2011 11:29 PM
Quote from: Casey PixmintroKevin Spencer
Something's wrong with that kid
Kevin Spencer
His head don't work, it never did
Kevin Spencer
You'd better not cross his path
Kevin Spencer
He's a chain smoking, alcoholic sociopath
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8d43gpicI0

this good
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on August 24, 2011 12:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glu7QhJaqWE

i wanna bounce
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Post by: Dailyman on August 24, 2011 05:26 AM
only babies with poop overflowing from their gay baby asscracks like cartoons. grow up and watch csi
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Post by: Gladius on August 24, 2011 11:45 AM
screw csi law and order's where it's at
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Post by: Sinitron on August 24, 2011 02:29 PM
tv is gay the last time i watched tv it had some gay show about a gay blue anime kitten on it

it was called like screwball??? i thought it would be screwball squirrel but no it was just a gay cat having homosexual intercourse with the clock crew
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Post by: Gladius on August 24, 2011 02:53 PM
screwball squirrel rocked FUCK U PAL

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