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Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: BloodyCheery on May 19, 2011 04:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUQYrdgIJuI&feature=player_embedded

I honestly didn't think anything would top FOX's special on internet trolls, but this...
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: slack on May 19, 2011 04:22 AM
the dad felt it neccessary to point out that his daughter is chinese
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: BloodyCheery on May 19, 2011 04:23 AM
Now their child will be teased for years to come. Best Parents Ever award for 2011.
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: slack on May 19, 2011 04:24 AM
oh fox!
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: BloodyCheery on May 19, 2011 04:27 AM
WBTV?
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: DrRumack on May 19, 2011 04:46 AM
"it says its rated E for everyone, but it should read rated E for everyone who isn\\\'t adopted"

thats a worse joke than the one in the game

also the kid clearly doesn\\\'t give a shit you overly sensitive humorless tools
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: put on May 19, 2011 04:46 AM
They also hurt fat people's feelings, why does nobody care about them?
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: BloodyCheery on May 19, 2011 04:48 AM
What I find hilarious is

1. They completely cut out GLaDOS' line "And what's wrong with being adopted?"
2. Apparently Portal 2 is an educational game, meaning that children will one day deal with a psychotic AI set on killing them and they will need to think with portals to escape.

EDIT
And Valve doesn't give a shit.
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: DrRumack on May 19, 2011 04:53 AM
i can imagine valve's response

"we would like to personally apologize for your inadequacy as a parent. please accept this nothing redeemable for nothing. have a nice day and try not to cry too much, maggot."
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: BloodyCheery on May 19, 2011 05:01 AM
I have a feeling they're going to address the issue at E3. Now I have a reason to watch the live streams.
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: Necronomitr0n on May 19, 2011 05:23 AM
Quote from: BloodyCheeryI have a feeling they're going to address the issue at E3. Now I have a reason to watch the live streams.
http://www.halflife2.net/2011/05/18/valve-...ending-e3-2011/ (http://www.halflife2.net/2011/05/18/valve-wont-be-attending-e3-2011/)
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: BloodyCheery on May 19, 2011 05:45 AM
Bull. We all know that Gabe Newell will be hovering around the concession stand. The news media will be hounding his fat ass there.
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: iinnkk on May 19, 2011 05:45 AM
it's about time something like this happened lmaooo
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: funzop on May 19, 2011 09:50 AM
i hope his butt is ok
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: Hnilmik on May 19, 2011 10:58 AM
...I find it amusing that the opinion of a single upset parent became newsworthy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfDUJGj4OfI

...Especially since they seem so hardcore about it.
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: rtil on May 19, 2011 11:06 AM
typical attention craved parents possibly looking for a quick buck
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: cipher on May 19, 2011 06:56 PM
God I hate people
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: MarcK on May 19, 2011 08:02 PM
they should make it E for everyone except orphans because fuck orphans

also
Quote from: cipherGod I hate people
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: creamcorn on May 19, 2011 08:35 PM
Quote from: nonzopi hope his butt is ok
Title: Portal 2 makes adopted children butthurt!!
Post by: sev on May 19, 2011 10:47 PM
this made me facepalm irl
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