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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: rtil on May 7, 2011 02:01 AM
it's coming
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please repent to the bible (king james version) you may still yet have a chance
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 7, 2011 02:12 AM
and fuck all proceeds to happen
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Philip K Dick on May 7, 2011 02:14 AM
now that i know everyones going to die i can eat all the red bean mochi i ever wanted+
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: GhostingFish on May 7, 2011 02:16 AM
If we as humans cant decide which day the world is going to end, then its not going to end!!
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: BloodyCheery on May 7, 2011 02:19 AM
Fuck that! My birthday is the day after! End of the world...my ass!
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Mew_User on May 7, 2011 02:32 AM
Can't wait.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: put on May 7, 2011 03:16 AM
Judgement day scares are SOOOO boring when they aren't disseminated enough and just a few nut jobs parade them around.
 

I hope 2012 will be good.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Philip K Dick on May 7, 2011 03:26 AM
2012 is so 2010
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: GhostingFish on May 7, 2011 03:37 AM
Quote from: ParkourMAN2012 is so 2010
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: DrRumack on May 7, 2011 03:42 AM
i love how people think it matters when the world is going to end

i mean who's going to care if they were right
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Philip K Dick on May 7, 2011 03:44 AM
youll care when you're burning in hell, atheist
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: GhostingFish on May 7, 2011 03:49 AM
only if you put a HUGE bet on it  but wait, it wont matter if we all die.... This whole 'end of world' thing and the big hype over it is just a human flaw. In recent years, us humans have been wanting to believe the imposable via movies, tv, videogames and we have this deep wanting to have something imposable to be real. Just my thought..
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: rtil on May 7, 2011 04:06 AM
Quote from: putI hope 2012 will be good.
lots of suicides at the least
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: cipher on May 7, 2011 04:23 AM
well either way, I'M FUCKING PUMPED
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: shmeckelbutt on May 7, 2011 04:35 AM
this is real
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: billy on May 7, 2011 04:44 AM
judgment day 1 week before my bday

sux
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: DrRumack on May 7, 2011 05:27 AM
Quote from: Fleenatural selection will never be this easy again
>implying this is the last time this will ever happen
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: redmongoose on May 7, 2011 05:31 AM
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: funzop on May 7, 2011 05:45 AM
>using greentext indent off of 4chan
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: funzop on May 7, 2011 05:50 AM
doesnt make shit green son
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: DrRumack on May 7, 2011 05:52 AM
>implying shit is not green
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: funzop on May 7, 2011 06:08 AM
g
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: shmeckelbutt on May 7, 2011 06:32 AM
good thread
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: spite on May 7, 2011 01:55 PM
I hope we all burn
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: salutations on May 7, 2011 02:43 PM
have as much sex drugs and rock and roll as you can before may 21st
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Ashington on May 7, 2011 04:08 PM
at least i dont need to worry about funding a 21st birthday
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: SHADOWFOX2 on May 8, 2011 05:46 PM
Quote from: cipherwell either way, I'M FUCKING PUMPED
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: W.A.S.I.M. on May 8, 2011 06:04 PM
Quote from: nonzopg

allllllday
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on May 11, 2011 11:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZxxH6W_QIU
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: KhaosMonsterEnergy on May 11, 2011 11:33 PM
Now that were all going to die I don't have to do my homework.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: hydroperoxide on May 12, 2011 12:37 AM
jesus was a king!?!//1/ 1!?
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: BloodyCheery on May 12, 2011 03:37 AM
Didn't you get the memo?
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Foxeh on May 12, 2011 04:29 AM
what was that verse again?
i think matthew 24:36 ?

2ndly, what's the point if they do know when it would happen? im pretty sure ppl would be their worst right before it does happen anyway lol

so it would all come down to ppl's choices.

im just waiting for matthew 24:24 to happen, that's gonna be entertaining. but i know not to buy it lol


and i literally left this reply box open for 2 hours forgetting i never clicked the "Add reply" button lol
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: rtil on May 12, 2011 07:32 AM
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Ezekiel 23:20
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Foxeh on May 12, 2011 07:36 AM
Quote from: rtil cat"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Ezekiel 23:20

rofl good find XD
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Necronomitr0n on May 12, 2011 08:01 AM
i keep confusing this topic with the duke nukem forever topic
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Shida on May 18, 2011 12:59 PM
3 days to go guys
are you excited?
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sapphire on May 18, 2011 08:07 PM
will i get a refund from comic con
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: dilly on May 18, 2011 08:09 PM
i will be at work when i die

at least i will die amongst the obese
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: DrRumack on May 18, 2011 08:52 PM
i will be going to music lessons, followed by sleep
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: rtil on May 18, 2011 08:57 PM
Quote from: dillybari will be at work when i die

at least i will die amongst the obese
you won't die until 6 months later
the 21st is just judgement day, when the rapture happens and all the annoying christians disappear
what you're looking for is the apocalypse
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: creamcorn on May 18, 2011 09:10 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-8MJHKQDWM
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: cipher on May 18, 2011 09:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: retrosmash on May 18, 2011 11:08 PM
Quote from: systechi keep confusing this topic with the duke nukem forever topic
a game so magnificent the world will fucking blow up
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: DrRumack on May 19, 2011 02:21 AM
not only that but it will blow up several weeks before the actual release

premature apocalyption
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: CVG on May 19, 2011 02:54 AM
I'll probably wake up on the day and be like "oh yeaahhh its judgement day....better sleep in"
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: cipher on May 19, 2011 06:53 PM
Quote from: rtilwhen the rapture happens and all the annoying christians disappear


Lookin' forward to that the most
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: spite on May 19, 2011 10:33 PM
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this is where we're at right now

Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 20, 2011 10:35 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

COME ON FUCKIN GUY
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Ashington on May 20, 2011 11:17 PM
16 minutes into rapture and all seems fine
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on May 20, 2011 11:41 PM
uk doesnt count
usa usa usa
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 20, 2011 11:43 PM
is there a specific timezone this occurs in
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 21, 2011 12:10 AM
i'm dying anyway
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: BluPhoenix on May 21, 2011 01:16 AM
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this is where we're at right now
lmfao
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: put on May 21, 2011 02:54 AM
Sooooooo, 2 hours more then? or does this happen at midday or what?
Readying up in here.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Blordow on May 21, 2011 02:57 AM
i'm posting this from the afterlife
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: dilly on May 21, 2011 04:13 AM
AM I DEAD HELLO HELLO SOMEONE ANSWER THE PHONE
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 21, 2011 04:21 AM
post u pussgy if u dead
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: dilly on May 21, 2011 04:23 AM
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 21, 2011 04:25 AM
ram a fucking banana up your asshole on webcam while 200+ greasy old men are watching and if it hurts physically as well as emotionally then no, you are in fact not dead

if it only hurts physically your feelings are dead so you may as well BE dead and if it only hurts emotionally then you\\\'re either a whore and should die or you already died and your body can\\\'t feel the hurtin

i recommend trying myfreecams.com it\\\'s where all the terrible brazilian/thai prostitutes go to scam money off dipshits
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: dilly on May 21, 2011 04:28 AM
thanks for the advice! i will try this.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 21, 2011 04:35 AM
camsites are one of the many beautiful/hilariously awful things i will miss when the rapture rips our collective asshole open to allow the built-up anal leakage these prostitutes contain a free path into the afterlife
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 21, 2011 06:28 AM
Quote from: Tron Sawyercamsites are one of the many beautiful/hilariously awful things i will miss when the rapture rips our collective asshole open to allow the built-up anal leakage these prostitutes contain a free path into the afterlife

You think you're tough? I'm on a whole 'nother level.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on May 21, 2011 06:42 AM
it begins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vj8-_jhFAA
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Philip K Dick on May 21, 2011 07:12 AM
go hella drunk but world did not end??
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 21, 2011 07:15 AM
Quote from: ParkourMANgo hella drunk but world did not end??

what

do
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: DrRumack on May 21, 2011 07:19 AM
happens in 18 hours
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: rtil on May 21, 2011 07:41 AM
Quote from: DrRumackhappens in 18 hours
"The 89-year-old, deep-voiced Christian radio broadcaster based in California has used the wealth of his network to frantically spread the word that an earthquake "so powerful it will throw open all graves" will hit at 6 p.m. Pacific time (9 p.m. Detroit time) today."

http://www.freep.com/article/20110521/NEWS...all-about-money (http://www.freep.com/article/20110521/NEWS07/105210393/Rapture-talk-creating-buzz-critics-say-s-all-about-money)
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: lenko on May 21, 2011 07:45 AM
damn starting the rapture 6 hours before the day ends what is jesus playin at
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Ashington on May 21, 2011 07:50 AM
mans a lazy mofo
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 21, 2011 08:02 AM
i fucking hate that guy and i hate anyone who believes in this and the whole concept of this makes me angry and looking to fuck that senile fucker up with a bat

look at that stupid fucking faggot holding his bible

he KNOWS it all to be true clearly he has all the answers because he\\\'s a fucking christian right
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: aether on May 21, 2011 08:32 AM
looters gonna loot


i'll be ready
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: DrRumack on May 21, 2011 08:47 AM
maybe it's the day he's gonna croak i mean he is 89
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 21, 2011 11:03 AM
Quote from: DrRumackmaybe it's the day he's gonna croak i mean he is 89

one man's PERSONAL rapture

and his fans will beat his lifeless corpse
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: W.A.S.I.M. on May 21, 2011 11:03 AM
wow
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 21, 2011 11:23 AM
Guess Macho Man got an early start on this
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: put on May 21, 2011 12:44 PM
Google May 21 2011
THIS (http://judgementday2011.com/) is the first thing that pops out
BUY SHIRTS NOW (http://judgementday2011.com/t-shirts/)
They seem completely honest to me
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on May 21, 2011 02:10 PM
haha
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: DrRumack on May 21, 2011 02:33 PM
obviously any cause that sells tshirts is a trustworthy one
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Philip K Dick on May 21, 2011 03:53 PM
atheism is the new christianity, just putting that out there
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: logen on May 21, 2011 03:55 PM
are you guys dead yet?
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: put on May 21, 2011 03:58 PM
Quote from: ParkourMANatheism is the new christianity, just putting that out there
YOU BETTER NOT SAY NOTHING BAD BOUT ATHEISM, WE GONNA LYNCH YOU BOY.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Khawner on May 21, 2011 04:45 PM
Quote from: sev
Quote from: Tron Sawyercamsites are one of the many beautiful/hilariously awful things i will miss when the rapture rips our collective asshole open to allow the built-up anal leakage these prostitutes contain a free path into the afterlife

You think you're tough? I'm on a whole 'nother level.

you said that already
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 21, 2011 04:56 PM
i just don't GIVE OF SHIT!!!
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: slack on May 21, 2011 05:31 PM
yeah man
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 21, 2011 06:43 PM
this could have been avoided
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: cipher on May 21, 2011 07:03 PM
Quote from: CoolDrMoneyGuess Macho Man got an early start on this


I'm going to buy myself a slim jim to commemorate him
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 21, 2011 07:46 PM
RIP

Quote from: Khawner
Quote from: sev
Quote from: Tron Sawyercamsites are one of the many beautiful/hilariously awful things i will miss when the rapture rips our collective asshole open to allow the built-up anal leakage these prostitutes contain a free path into the afterlife

You think you\\\'re tough? I\\\'m on a whole \\\'nother level.

you said that already

prove it fag
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: rtil on May 21, 2011 08:32 PM
Quote from: logenare you guys dead yet?
last time i'm gonna explain this

6PM pacific time today (4 and a half hours) - THE RAPTURE. all the christians float up to heaven naked. some people will probably die as cars without drivers will suddenly be empty, etc. see the "left behind" book and movie series for more important factual information.

the next 5 months - GOD'S REIGN OF TERROR OVER THE EARTH. 5 months of suffering. millions die.

after the 5 months - THE END OF THE WORLD. everyone dies.

also it's too late to buy a t-shirt.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sapphire on May 21, 2011 08:45 PM
Quote from: rtilalso it's too late to buy a t-shirt.

oh.................
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Khawner on May 21, 2011 09:02 PM
Quote from: sevRIP

Quote from: Khawner
Quote from: sev
Quote from: Tron Sawyercamsites are one of the many beautiful/hilariously awful things i will miss when the rapture rips our collective asshole open to allow the built-up anal leakage these prostitutes contain a free path into the afterlife

You think you're tough? I'm on a whole 'nother level.

you said that already

prove it fag

http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.p...%27nother+level (http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=10938&hl=%27nother+level)

nothing to see here just a nerd being mercilessly owned
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 21, 2011 09:14 PM
pics or it didn\\\'t happen

rest in peace

BITCH

BURN

IN

HELL
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on May 21, 2011 09:15 PM
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 21, 2011 09:33 PM
looks like it's real folks, there was a a volcanic eruption on iceland

start kissing your asses good-fucking-bye
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 21, 2011 09:55 PM
conversation re; the apocalypse


My Old Man's a Fatso: iceland sux
My Old Man's a Fatso: 101 reykjavik was a pretty good movie
My Old Man's a Fatso: but lazy town is dogshit
My Old Man's a Fatso: hello i am connor coon aka snaws
My Old Man's a Fatso: i gay
My Old Man's a Fatso: HELP ME...
DYSPROSiUM: his cries were heard by no man or god
My Old Man's a Fatso: lmfao
My Old Man's a Fatso: pretty much
My Old Man's a Fatso: no god except HIS god
My Old Man's a Fatso: squeef
My Old Man's a Fatso: and he just went back to shooting up smack
DYSPROSiUM: i have no mouth AND I MUST SCRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
DYSPROSiUM: i cumed on ur sisters face bich
DYSPROSiUM: Take That U Gay Literetere Nerd
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: billy on May 21, 2011 10:04 PM
people thought the world was going to end in the year 1000 also
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 21, 2011 10:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuDxo-fbW9c

1 minute in

i think burton got it right back then
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: redmongoose on May 21, 2011 10:20 PM
I'm supposed to be in heaven right now, what the fuck is going on  
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: put on May 21, 2011 10:21 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43121772/ns/world_news-europe/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43121772/ns/world_news-europe/)
"the largest of which measured 3.7"
heh
theres our apocalypse bros.
Well at least the christians won't feel so stupid now, oh well.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: CoolDrMoney on May 21, 2011 10:24 PM
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: funzop on May 21, 2011 10:39 PM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEI\\\'m supposed to be in heaven right now, what the fuck is going on  
youre on tba
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ps. pack your shit up jesus
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 21, 2011 10:55 PM
RANDY SAVAGE DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF JESUS AND PREVENT HIM FROM BEING AN ASSHOLE

RANDY SAVAGE IS THE TRUE SAVIOR OF MANKIND
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 21, 2011 10:56 PM
cooldrmoney's picture is very good
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Ashington on May 21, 2011 11:32 PM
its 22nd here and no rapture so far so i guess we missed it god must really love brits
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: creamcorn on May 22, 2011 01:07 AM
maybe the rapture happened but no one was worthy?
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: redmongoose on May 22, 2011 01:14 AM
lmao god was just like 'fucking forget it'
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: W.A.S.I.M. on May 22, 2011 01:29 AM
Quote from: nonzop
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEI'm supposed to be in heaven right now, what the fuck is going on  
youre on tba
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ps. pack your shit up jesus
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dead (no pun intended)
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Mew_User on May 22, 2011 03:57 AM
Don't worry guys, the Rapeture will be here soon. It will be even better than the Rapture.
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Look forward too it.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: zhicago on May 22, 2011 04:51 AM
welp
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: put on May 22, 2011 04:59 AM
THATS OUR BAM!
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Crabarms on May 22, 2011 05:08 AM
It all makes sense now.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: dilly on May 22, 2011 06:59 AM
so painful
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: BloodyCheery on May 22, 2011 08:48 AM
I thank my Buddy Jesus figure that my boyfriend leaves in the car for our survival on the day of Rapture. Thanks Jesus!
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 22, 2011 10:45 AM
Quote from: creamcornmaybe the rapture happened but no one was worthy?


Quote from: REDMONGOOSElmao god was just like 'fucking forget it'

yeh
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Shida on May 22, 2011 11:29 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641)
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 22, 2011 12:55 PM
rape christian pussy
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 22, 2011 01:52 PM
89. ooopsy
3 HOURS AGO
Actually, he wasn't far off with his prediction, just a few days early. The end of the world is actually the 25th and is by a massive meteorite strike. For you non-believers, I am a member of the meteorological society and have charted its path on its last two passes. For all you believers, god told me it was going to happen but he's going to let you guys off because you show such gullibility.


oH NOOOO
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: creamcorn on May 22, 2011 05:54 PM
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: W.A.S.I.M. on May 22, 2011 06:04 PM
ban chicken
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: put on May 22, 2011 06:12 PM
ban wasim
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: funzop on May 22, 2011 06:45 PM
ban everyone
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: creamcorn on May 22, 2011 06:47 PM
shut down the forums
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: W.A.S.I.M. on May 22, 2011 06:47 PM
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: GhostingFish on May 22, 2011 07:09 PM
shut down the internet
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: rtil on May 22, 2011 07:10 PM
Quote from: Shidahttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641)
please update your charts everyone
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: dilly on May 22, 2011 07:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt2NyLAuapM
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: put on May 22, 2011 07:30 PM
shut down the world
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: slack on May 22, 2011 07:43 PM
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: W.A.S.I.M. on May 22, 2011 08:06 PM
This post has been edited by slack: Today, 11:43 AM
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: DrRumack on May 22, 2011 08:08 PM
this toast has been powdered by slack today at fiubgkvsdf
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: W.A.S.I.M. on May 22, 2011 08:14 PM
this goat has been merited by slack today at 12:08 PM
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: slack on May 22, 2011 08:38 PM
yeah man
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: logen on May 22, 2011 08:51 PM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: Shidahttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641)
please update your charts everyone
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the sadest part is, that that guys' company got a shitload of donations, because people were actually stupid enough to
get rid of everything they had, to be ready for this crap. and guess what, the man made like 100+ mill USD

Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: CVG on May 22, 2011 08:58 PM
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: lenko on May 22, 2011 08:59 PM
i had the nicest bbq on rapture day
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 22, 2011 09:05 PM
what's really funny about this is that despite pretending to be important christians and god-loving people the common theme here is that they are all greedy cunts who think heaven would be better than earth and feel like they're entitled to have higher privileges than everyone because they believe in something other people don't. in short christians and especially christian extremists like these ones are actually just greedy people who believe in god because they don't want to burn in brimstone forever because their parents told them they would if they didn't hump the bible
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Mew_User on May 22, 2011 09:09 PM
Quote from: sevwhat's really funny about this is that despite pretending to be important christians and god-loving people the common theme here is that they are all greedy cunts who think heaven would be better than earth and feel like they're entitled to have higher privileges than everyone because they believe in something other people don't. in short christians and especially christian extremists like these ones are actually just greedy people who believe in god because they don't want to burn in brimstone forever because their parents told them they would if they didn't hump the bible
Well yeah, that's kind of the point
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 22, 2011 09:15 PM
i felt the need to summarize

i dunno why :{
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: put on May 22, 2011 09:26 PM
that wasn't a good summarization.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Shida on May 22, 2011 09:46 PM
Quote from: nonzopban everyone
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 22, 2011 09:56 PM
Quote from: putthat wasn't a good summarization.

i actually disagree and think my summary is just fine and your disagreement either means you're either a christian or a faggot [size=]¯\(ツ)/¯[/size]
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: put on May 22, 2011 10:15 PM
Well, at least I know how to make summaries.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: creamcorn on May 22, 2011 10:16 PM
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: rtil on May 22, 2011 11:32 PM
Quote from: logen
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: Shidahttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13489641)
please update your charts everyone
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the sadest part is, that that guys' company got a shitload of donations, because people were actually stupid enough to
get rid of everything they had, to be ready for this crap. and guess what, the man made like 100+ mill USD
oh yeah, family radio is fucking loaded, along with TBN and every megachurch/televangelist that make extraordinary claims

they know that there will always be enough gullible people that will follow their word and think that some god is talking through them

even though the bible clearly warns about false prophets, it doesn't really matter, because christians don't actually read the bible

if they did, they wouldn't be christians

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A+
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: GhostingFish on May 22, 2011 11:36 PM
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CVG you made some nice points in this..
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Ashington on May 22, 2011 11:42 PM
lmfao cvg that's great!
Title: may 21st, 2011
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: slack on May 23, 2011 12:36 AM
yeah man
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 23, 2011 01:36 AM
Quote from: putWell, at least I know how to make summaries.

sum up christian extremism for me
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: put on May 23, 2011 01:50 AM
Quote from: sev
Quote from: putWell, at least I know how to make summaries.

sum up christian extremism for me
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 23, 2011 02:02 AM
i made that too suck it
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Casey Pixmintro on May 23, 2011 03:59 AM
This thread needs more PizzaRtil
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Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: dilly on May 23, 2011 04:13 AM
CVG that comic is beautiful. Let us run away in a convertible together with out scarves waving in the wind
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: DrRumack on May 23, 2011 04:35 AM
Quote from: sev
Quote from: putWell, at least I know how to make summaries.

sum up christian extremism for me

pretty much the same as regular extremism only christian-based

i dont think it needs/deserves a better summary than that
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: psi43 on May 23, 2011 04:44 AM
guess something went wrong
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: sev on May 23, 2011 04:44 AM
well you've proven you can summarize but i really don't know about this put fellow
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Anigen. on May 23, 2011 10:42 PM
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it's actually sad that you think posting that is going to offend me. I show darkeon to everyone all the time and they think its funny. you just fail.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Casey Pixmintro on May 24, 2011 04:28 AM
why are you even talking about this?
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 24, 2011 03:10 PM
cuz the apocalypse didn\\\'t happen and now everyone is back to doing the same stupid shit they\\\'ve always been doing (ripping on each other because person A thinks person B is a fag)

oh yeah and now he\\\'s claiming that he \\\'missed the date\\\' with about 5 months or some bullshit LOL XD SORY FOLKS RAGNAROK IS STILL GOING 2 HAPEN PLZ STAND BY...
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: rtil on May 24, 2011 07:32 PM
actually he's still sticking to his guns. he thinks the world is really still going to end on october 21st just like he said. he did come up with excuses for the non rapture event though of course. but he hasn't revised his dates at all.
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: GhostingFish on May 24, 2011 08:44 PM
Quote from: rtilactually he's still sticking to his guns. he thinks the world is really still going to end on october 21st just like he said. he did come up with excuses for the non rapture event though of course. but he hasn't revised his dates at all.



what be the reason??


Quote from: Tron Sawyeroh yeah and now he's claiming that he 'missed the date' with about 5 months or some bullshit LOL XD SORY FOLKS RAGNAROK IS STILL GOING 2 HAPEN PLZ STAND BY...


So why the fuck did he advertise it being on the 21'st of May In the first place!!!!
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: rtil on May 24, 2011 09:03 PM
Quote from: ThomasK
Quote from: rtilactually he's still sticking to his guns. he thinks the world is really still going to end on october 21st just like he said. he did come up with excuses for the non rapture event though of course. but he hasn't revised his dates at all.



what be the reason??
well he doesn't have much of a choice, seeing as how fundie christians can never admit they were wrong.

and when october 21st comes and goes, he'll have a new batch of excuses. he's got 5 months to come up with a good one
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: Sinitron on May 24, 2011 09:04 PM
'sorry folks it appears god died due to circumstances outside my control'
Title: may 21st, 2011
Post by: GhostingFish on May 25, 2011 01:04 AM
that man is a bum..
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