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Title: christian thread
Post by: Philip K Dick on April 27, 2011 09:40 PM
hello welcome to the OFFICIAL tba christianity thread where you can be free to practice god\\\'s religion of choice til the dusk settles in and the sun has long set

Things Christians Can Do That No One Else Can:
- go to heaven
- god is on our side so fuck all other religions
- christian rock
- church meet and greets FUCK YEAH


PASSAGES FROM MY BIBLE JOURNAL

so yesterday i drove down to the local sports utility store (which is run by a greedy jew by the way)
i walked in and i saw the cashier twiddling his thumbs and worshipping satan or something
and i said "Two 12-pound weights please!"
he came out of the storage room 5 minutes later carrying two silver weights
i took them and started to leave, but he yelled out something about them costing money
so i turned around and quoted this passage:
Give, and it will be given to you. A good measure, pressed down, shaken together and running over, will be poured into your lap. For with the measure you use, it will be measured to you." – Luke 6:37-38
then i smashed his head in with my weights

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Title: christian thread
Post by: funzop on April 27, 2011 09:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzNzCiZwk28
Title: christian thread
Post by: creamcorn on April 27, 2011 10:03 PM
WWJD
Title: christian thread
Post by: Necronomitr0n on April 27, 2011 10:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFJ09XjsXPo
Title: christian thread
Post by: Ashington on April 27, 2011 10:18 PM
i'm an athiest and i came in here what do i do now?
Title: christian thread
Post by: funzop on April 27, 2011 10:19 PM
kill urself so you can go 2 hell quicker bithc
Title: christian thread
Post by: Ashington on April 27, 2011 10:24 PM
if i dont believe in it it doesnt exist you cant explain that
Title: christian thread
Post by: Philip K Dick on April 27, 2011 10:33 PM
fuck explanations, im going to heaven and youre going to hell, nyah nyah nya nyahhh nyah
Title: christian thread
Post by: Ashington on April 27, 2011 10:42 PM
bugger foiled again by true logic
Title: christian thread
Post by: Taokaka on April 27, 2011 11:03 PM
haha ironic thread
Title: christian thread
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on April 27, 2011 11:26 PM
i know every joke that will be posted this thread and they will all be unfunny
Title: christian thread
Post by: BluPhoenix on April 28, 2011 12:05 AM
jjjjjjjjjjesus christ

this thread
Title: christian thread
Post by: spite on April 28, 2011 12:14 AM
can we world filter the word "irony"
I'm tired of reading that word so much
Title: christian thread
Post by: Abnormal on April 28, 2011 12:35 AM
i get the joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: christian thread
Post by: rtil on April 28, 2011 12:41 AM
Quote from: spitecan we world filter the word "irony"
I'm tired of reading that word so much
i think i'll just ban people who use it from now on instead
Title: christian thread
Post by: creamcorn on April 28, 2011 12:55 AM
Quote from: rtil
Quote from: spitecan we world filter the word "irony"
I'm tired of reading that word so much
i think i'll just ban people who use it from now on instead
haha i KNOW your just being ironic :P
Title: christian thread
Post by: retrosmash on April 28, 2011 01:04 AM
Quote from: spite[size=]can we world filter the word "irony"
I'm tired of reading that word so much[/size]
Title: christian thread
Post by: sev on April 28, 2011 01:07 AM
this is actually a pretty funny thread i don't get why anyone is perioding all over the couch about it
Title: christian thread
Post by: funzop on April 28, 2011 01:31 AM
but you see toa was using the word irony ironically because it is a gay word lMAO
Title: christian thread
Post by: trent bortknob on April 28, 2011 01:40 AM
Quote from: Ashingtoni'm an athiest and i came in here what do i do now?
why do you hate our lord and savior Jesus Christ almighty? did science die for your sins?
Title: christian thread
Post by: FunnyDog on April 28, 2011 02:40 AM
Quote from: retrosmash
Quote from: spite[size=]can we world filter the word "irony"
I'm tired of reading that word so much[/size]
Title: christian thread
Post by: redmongoose on April 28, 2011 03:06 AM
Quote from: nonzopkill urself so you can go 2 hell quicker bithc
Title: christian thread
Post by: creamcorn on April 28, 2011 03:15 AM
i suggest we use this from now on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony_mark#Irony_mark (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony_mark#Irony_mark)
Title: christian thread
Post by: salutations on April 28, 2011 03:18 AM
isn't it ironic

dontcha think

a little too ironic

its likeak araaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnn on your