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Title: lets say you punch someone so hard they turned into a door
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on April 21, 2011 08:32 AM
Then you found out that/'s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shit.
Title: lets say you punch someone so hard they turned into a door
Post by: redmongoose on April 21, 2011 09:49 AM
is this your screenplay?
Title: lets say you punch someone so hard they turned into a door
Post by: dilly on April 21, 2011 01:53 PM
this is a funny thread because it's a funny quote and stuff
Title: lets say you punch someone so hard they turned into a door
Post by: Flash on April 21, 2011 04:14 PM
==SCENE 1===
undergound pool club 'the great outdoors'

a very distant blur can be seen against a dark background illuminated only by a fickle yellow lamp above. it starts growing bigger and getting more defined; it does so slowly at first, but eventually there's a point when we can see that it's a tough-looking, dark-haired Korean man in a suit, with a serious face. [there is no pleasure in what he is about to do]

he starts speeding up. his eyes burning with uncontrollable fury, his relaxed walking has turned into a slight jog; and from that to a frantic jog, and finally he is ful-out running towards the camera. he slows down just when he's about an arm's length away; in slow motion, he bends his knees and rotates his body along with his right elbow and hip; he then throws his fist-shaped hand back with a murderous look on his face. switch back to normal motion; the unnamed man then viciously unwinds this whole movement to deliver an extremely powerful punch straight into the camera.

the viewer turns into a door.
[end scene 1]
Title: lets say you punch someone so hard they turned into a door
Post by: creamcorn on April 21, 2011 05:48 PM
Quote from: dillybar-chan nya~this is a funny thread because it's a funny quote and stuff
Title: lets say you punch someone so hard they turned into a door
Post by: retrosmash on April 21, 2011 08:59 PM
deja vu
Title: lets say you punch someone so hard they turned into a door
Post by: BluPhoenix on April 21, 2011 09:56 PM
lets say you punch j so hard
Title: lets say you punch someone so hard they turned into a door
Post by: DrRumack on April 21, 2011 11:01 PM
say i punched my computer so hard it turned into a brick
Title: lets say you punch someone so hard they turned into a door
Post by: Orangebeef on April 21, 2011 11:35 PM
use the search bar n00b
Title: lets say you punch someone so hard they turned into a door
Post by: sev on April 22, 2011 09:03 AM
Quote from: DrRumacksay i punched my computer so hard it turned into a breck

fix
Title: lets say you punch someone so hard they turned into a door
Post by: DrRumack on April 22, 2011 03:03 PM
the world has enough brecks thank u