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Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: spite on April 5, 2011 03:50 PM
don't put Twinkies on your pizza
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: creamcorn on April 5, 2011 04:05 PM
don't put liquid dish soap in the dishwasher
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: Ashington on April 5, 2011 04:14 PM
Don't preheat the pan too long when you're going to cook rice in it.
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Post by: CoolDrMoney on April 5, 2011 09:53 PM
dont poop
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Post by: fatbadger on April 6, 2011 03:54 AM
If life has you down and things are not going your way, maybe you should drown yourself in a pool.
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: Kooh on April 6, 2011 04:38 AM
It's better to sleep early and try in the morning than to finish it at 3:00am
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: rtil on April 6, 2011 10:09 AM
someday you will die
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: BloodyCheery on April 6, 2011 10:26 AM
Don't stick it in your pooper
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Post by: Blordow on April 6, 2011 11:51 AM
fuck the government
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Post by: spite on April 6, 2011 07:03 PM
if you ever get in a fight, body shots (ribs, liver, solar plexus) do more damage and hurt more than if hit in the face.

buy your books and comics used from amazon so save lots-o-cash

spray butter fucking sucks

don't piss in the wind


Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on April 6, 2011 07:14 PM
smoke weed everyday
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Post by: billy on April 6, 2011 07:36 PM
don't mix coffee and mashed potatoes

don't soak your contact lenses in ginger ale

don't get pepper on your dic
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: dilly on April 6, 2011 08:01 PM
always leave a note
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: cipher on April 6, 2011 08:57 PM
Live free or don't
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: Shida on April 6, 2011 09:37 PM
never drink a glass of wine before catching the last train of the day
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: DrRumack on April 10, 2011 05:25 AM
it's very attractive to choke to death
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: BluPhoenix on April 10, 2011 05:42 AM
if you're allergic to waffles, don't eat waffles
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: 99 on April 10, 2011 07:39 PM
give advice, take none.
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: billy on April 10, 2011 08:12 PM
Never Eat Soggy Waffles

that's how you remember north, east, south west
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Post by: Shida on April 10, 2011 08:27 PM
Pluto isn't a planet anymore. My Very Easy Method Just Speeds Up Naming
indeed
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: aether on April 10, 2011 08:47 PM
dont put zip ties on your dick to try to maintain an erection
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: redmongoose on April 10, 2011 11:44 PM
get off of the internet
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: spite on April 10, 2011 11:44 PM
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEget off of the internet
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: BluPhoenix on April 11, 2011 12:19 AM
Quote from: spite
Quote from: REDMONGOOSEget off of the internet
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: Dailyman on April 11, 2011 03:19 AM
don't mess with texas

trust me
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: DrRumack on April 11, 2011 04:17 AM
i messed with texas once

never again
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: Gregly on April 11, 2011 05:26 AM
wear reflective stuff if you go running at night!
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Post by: Philip K Dick on April 11, 2011 06:15 AM
dont go running at night thats just asking for it
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: BloodyCheery on April 11, 2011 06:20 AM
Jesus is always the answer
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: Kooh on April 11, 2011 06:41 AM
never go on facebook at 3 am
scratch that why do you even have a facebook you b
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: spite on April 11, 2011 07:27 AM
kill cops
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Post by: trent bortknob on April 11, 2011 08:01 AM
get money
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Post by: Gregly on April 11, 2011 11:46 AM
don't start studying at 7:30 for a test at 9:00

I am learning the hard way
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Post by: Greenkitten on April 11, 2011 02:58 PM
Never drink copious amounts of alcohol while on medication

Its better to go to class stoned than drunk

Don't try to pet wild animals, even if they are cute like a wombat or a koala
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Post by: dilly on April 11, 2011 06:00 PM
don't barf on my new shoes
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Post by: Shida on April 11, 2011 06:53 PM
resign yourself to a life of solitude and green tea
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Post by: logen on April 11, 2011 07:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6803Gu8tpuw
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Post by: Kooh on April 12, 2011 12:27 AM
The answer to your shitty music is always: "The Beatles"
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Post by: DrRumack on April 13, 2011 11:59 PM
gotta get up to get down
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Post by: sev on April 14, 2011 12:05 AM
master th einternet
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Post by: Kooh on April 14, 2011 12:24 AM
Don't go to memebase
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Post by: DrRumack on April 14, 2011 01:08 AM
dont eat lava
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: Sef on April 14, 2011 02:24 AM
dont break eggs with your scrotum
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Post by: BluPhoenix on April 14, 2011 02:35 AM
dont go to any website ending in "booru"
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Post by: sev on April 15, 2011 04:48 AM
every time someone makes a thread that requires input, respond with the grossest and most retarded thing you can think of; everyone will like you and you will definitely be funny
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: creamcorn on April 15, 2011 04:51 AM
-always try to be as meta as possible

-vindication never loses its appeal
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Post by: pocketpinecone on April 16, 2011 05:27 AM
When injecting jello into you 'rebloodstream dont forget
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: BluPhoenix on April 16, 2011 05:31 AM
Quote from: sevevery time someone makes a thread that requires input, respond with the grossest and most retarded thing you can think of; everyone will like you and you will definitely be funny
i win
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: pocketpinecone on April 16, 2011 05:32 AM
pay attention to me
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Post by: jjjjjjjjjj on April 16, 2011 05:35 AM
Love everyone
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Post by: pocketpinecone on April 16, 2011 05:37 AM
become one with nature
never date a girl with two names
never name your girl a boy's name
never watch seinfeld
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: sev on April 16, 2011 06:11 AM
go to college wherever there's internet people
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Post by: pocketpinecone on April 16, 2011 06:26 AM
porch stomp is the best instrument
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Post by: GhostingFish on April 16, 2011 06:35 AM
Push the envelope, take the risk. Go beyond the the limits. Dont let anything stop you. You only have 1 life. So dare to be stupid if you must. This is Your life...This is Your domain. Do what you want. Do what you will. Live the life and dream the dream.
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Post by: pocketpinecone on April 16, 2011 06:45 AM
go to hell
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Post by: GhostingFish on April 16, 2011 06:49 AM
i dont think going to hell is a nice thing to say about life. [spoiler]Dont be such a Satanist.[/spoiler]
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Post by: retrosmash on April 16, 2011 07:09 AM
never take any advice from lostman
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Post by: sev on April 16, 2011 07:17 AM
never leave home without the chrome
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Post by: Shida on April 16, 2011 07:37 AM
get a pipe
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Post by: Greenkitten on April 16, 2011 12:16 PM
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Sell seashells
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: GhostingFish on April 16, 2011 03:30 PM
Quote from: retrosmashnever take any advice from lostman

Never assume things
(who said that i was lostman anymore)

Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: pocketpinecone on April 16, 2011 05:00 PM
i like the guy with the ghost
that's my advice
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: retrosmash on April 16, 2011 08:13 PM
Quote from: GhostingFish
Quote from: retrosmashnever take any advice from lostman

Never assume things
(who said that i was lostman anymore)
you will always be thel ostman to me, fair negro
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: spite on April 16, 2011 09:34 PM
I like to bite
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: GhostingFish on April 17, 2011 03:53 AM
Use big words, the 'Man' is watching....
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: Philip K Dick on April 17, 2011 04:33 AM
forever lost........................
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: spite on April 17, 2011 06:21 AM
I'm gonna go out and bite some ankles tonight
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: funzop on April 17, 2011 06:38 AM
never listen to punks from the internet
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Post by: DrRumack on April 17, 2011 07:44 AM
mock everyone and everything except yourself
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: FunnyDog on April 17, 2011 07:44 AM
dogs are alright
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: sev on April 17, 2011 08:22 AM
Quote from: DrRumackmock everyone and everything except yourself

and if you do choose to mock yourself, make sure to do it ironically
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: Ashington on April 17, 2011 11:01 AM
mock the week too
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: Shida on April 17, 2011 02:44 PM
never leave home without a pocketbook
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Post by: GhostingFish on April 17, 2011 03:12 PM
Talk with your mouth full

Bite the hand that feeds you

Bite off more than you can chew

put all your eggs in one basket

count your chickens before they hatch

Burn your candle at both ends

And party 'till you're broke and they drag you away
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: funzop on April 17, 2011 03:59 PM
tha lostman lyfestile
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Post by: FunnyDog on April 17, 2011 04:50 PM
sniff butts to identify people
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Post by: Frank on April 18, 2011 07:20 PM
only take candy from strangers if the candy is delicious (like mine is)
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Post by: FunnyDog on April 18, 2011 09:10 PM
become a robot
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Post by: dilly on April 18, 2011 09:30 PM
don't eat those freshly baked cookies. I just pulled them out of the oven and they need to cool down before they get eaten.
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: slack on April 18, 2011 11:34 PM
The best advice i ever got was "don't be an idiot", my boss told me this

He also said "don't shit where you eat"

and also "work smarter not harder"
Title: Life Advice thread
Post by: FunnyDog on April 18, 2011 11:53 PM
my boss once told me to stop shitting on the floor
i sued him for millions because i'm a dog and i do whatever the fuck i want
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Post by: BluPhoenix on April 19, 2011 01:28 AM
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fuck tha police
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on April 19, 2011 04:38 AM
i'd show her my penal system if u know what i mean huehuehuehuehue
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Post by: dilly on April 19, 2011 07:38 AM
i'd like to search her cavity if you know what i'm talkin about ;]
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on April 19, 2011 07:51 AM
i bet you would, you bulldyke
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Post by: dilly on April 19, 2011 08:09 AM
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Post by: W.A.S.I.M. on April 19, 2011 09:59 AM
Quote from: FunnyDogdogs are alright

all doggs go to heaven
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