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Title: It`s quite an embarrasing question :$
Post by: Mad Meat on February 20, 2011 05:37 AM

Unlike before, when I`m ejaculating, there aren`t any ``sperm`` coming out anymore, and I am wondering if it is a bad thing? will it be permanent? or in the worst case, do anybody know what I should do?
then again, sorry for that question

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Post by: DrRumack on February 20, 2011 05:52 AM

* COMMANDER has joined #thebackalleys
<COMMANDER> Omg OmG OMG CAN ANYBODY HELP ME PLEASE?
<flee> what is your query sir
<COMMANDER> Well I am not very comfortable to ask about that but
<COMMANDER> Since now, after ejaculating
<COMMANDER> there aren't any sperm coming out
<COMMANDER> Is it a bad thing?
<mrscriblam> it means you're doing it too much
<COMMANDER> i know :S
<mrscriblam> give it time to recharge
<flee> your sperm cells are confused
<flee> they need a GPS
<COMMANDER> okay
<mrscriblam> they need to hit a rest stop
<mrscriblam> and purchase a sandwich
<mrscriblam> and a coffee
<COMMANDER> so I guess I will force myself to stop for at least a month :P
<mrscriblam> they cant stay on the road 24/7 that's silly
<mrscriblam> whoa whoa
<flee> dont stop for too long tho
<mrscriblam> a month?
<COMMANDER> a week!
<mrscriblam> how will you breath?
<flee> your body will overflow
<COMMANDER> I don't know
<mrscriblam> how will you open pickle jars?
<COMMANDER> xD
<mrscriblam> this is no laughing matter
<flee> this is a very tough predicament
<COMMANDER> Isn't fapping make you weak?
<mrscriblam> quiet the opposite
<flee> you might require intensive care and studying
<mrscriblam> masterbating in moderation can make you the village strongman
<COMMANDER> It's hard to ignore erection
<mrscriblam> put some windex on it
<flee> windex is a magical elixir
<mrscriblam> trust me nothing makes me more flacid than references to unfunny romantic comedies
<mrscriblam> and windex is the king of those
<COMMANDER> windex?
<mrscriblam> windex
<COMMANDER> really?
<mrscriblam> really
<COMMANDER> you are kidding right :P
<mrscriblam> ive never been more serious in my life
<COMMANDER> what do it do?
<mrscriblam> it removes all sexual longings and neutralizes the boner
<COMMANDER> in order to hurt dick
<mrscriblam> oh it hurts
<mrscriblam> it hurts good
<COMMANDER> I'm feeling this!
<mrscriblam> but the important thing is your semen will return to you
<Ry99an> if you love soemthing set it free...
<Ry99an> if it cums back to you
<Ry99an> it is yours
<billymonks> lmfao
<Ry99an> U_U

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Post by: lenko on February 20, 2011 05:55 AM

wow holy shit lmfao

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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 20, 2011 06:00 AM

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Post by: dilly on February 20, 2011 06:07 AM

don't worry about it man

i'm sure everything is fine.

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Post by: Sinitron on February 20, 2011 07:05 AM

go to a fucking doctor if you have a problem you queer

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Post by: sev on February 20, 2011 07:08 AM

lubricate the inside of your urethra with spermicide; it has sperm in the title because it makes the sperm come back!

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Post by: cipher on February 20, 2011 07:13 AM

put some butter on it

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Post by: Sinitron on February 20, 2011 07:28 AM

stick your dick in a porcupine's asshole

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Post by: Shida on February 20, 2011 08:54 AM

<flee> your sperm cells are confused
<flee> they need a GPS

lmao oh my god

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Post by: Sinitron on February 20, 2011 09:28 AM

this is fake btw

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Post by: logen on February 20, 2011 10:16 AM

Quote from: Tron Sawyerthis is fake btw

oh, hi captain obvious, didn't know you were here

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Post by: Sinitron on February 20, 2011 10:24 AM

g2h back to the gulag hungarian scum

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Post by: psi43 on February 20, 2011 10:27 AM

either you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay

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Post by: W.A.S.I.M. on February 20, 2011 11:15 AM

Quote from: psieither you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay

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Post by: Sinitron on February 20, 2011 12:04 PM

Quote from: W.A.S.I.M.
Quote from: psieither you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay

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Post by: Mad Meat on February 20, 2011 06:45 PM

Quote from: psieither you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay

who said that was a bad thing except "homophobe" like you??

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Post by: Mad Meat on February 20, 2011 07:07 PM

oops double post

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Post by: sev on February 20, 2011 07:26 PM

what the fuck

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Post by: dilly on February 20, 2011 11:41 PM

what just happened

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Post by: Mad Meat on February 21, 2011 01:09 AM

Quote from: dillybar-chan nya~what just happened

huh?

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Post by: CVG on February 21, 2011 05:44 AM

When you pee does it come out as a single stream or branch out into three smaller streams?

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Post by: Sinitron on February 22, 2011 12:53 AM

Quote from: Mad Meat
Quote from: psieither you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay
who said that was a bad thing except "homophobe" like you??

there's your answer, your balls packed up and left you nutless since you're a faggot and will never produce children anyway, thus making sperm superfluous

that's what you get for being a fucking QUEER maybe if you didn't have your rotten butthole stuck like a pig by multiple immense members every day your scrotum would still be functional

faggot

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Post by: rtil on February 22, 2011 01:04 AM

simple logic

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Post by: spite on February 22, 2011 06:02 PM

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Post by: MarcK on February 22, 2011 10:52 PM

Quote from: Tron Sawyeryour scrotum would still be functional

my scrotum makes sperm too its really gross how it sweats it out

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Post by: spite on February 22, 2011 11:55 PM

Quote from: MarcK
Quote from: Tron Sawyeryour scrotum would still be functional
my scrotum makes sperm too its really gross how it sweats it out

say what?

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Post by: sev on February 23, 2011 02:17 AM

Quote from: MarcK
Quote from: Tron Sawyeryour scrotum would still be functional
my scrotum makes sperm too its really gross how it sweats it out

gross

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Post by: billy on February 23, 2011 06:24 PM

Quote from: Tron Sawyeryour balls packed up and left

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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 26, 2011 10:09 PM

so mad meat is 8 years old right?

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Post by: Shida on February 26, 2011 10:49 PM

you hope he's only 8 year old

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Post by: leone on March 1, 2011 08:10 PM

Quote from: psieither you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay

best post 2011

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Post by: emanhattan on July 9, 2011 02:09 AM

i found this lil gem once again and decided to bump

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Post by: W.A.S.I.M. on July 9, 2011 02:13 AM

Quote from: Tron Sawyer
Quote from: W.A.S.I.M.
Quote from: psieither you masturbate too much or you have kidney stones

whichever is the case you're gay

requoted cuz its the truth

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Post by: zhicago on July 9, 2011 02:27 AM

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