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Title: caption contest
Post by: Philip K Dick on February 19, 2011 07:43 AM
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Title: caption contest
Post by: Flash on February 19, 2011 01:38 PM
"this is the iPad"
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Post by: dilly on February 19, 2011 01:43 PM
"this ipad is my new turtleneck"
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Post by: BluPhoenix on February 19, 2011 03:22 PM
"we made a bigger iphone






you can only make calls on skype"
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Post by: Sinitron on February 19, 2011 03:37 PM
"haha fags buy this overpriced garbage"
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Post by: funzop on February 19, 2011 03:48 PM
this ipad is cool and i know what cool is plz note my black turtleneck tucked into my loose jeans that are above my navel
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Post by: billy on February 19, 2011 06:36 PM
"im gay"
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Post by: MarcK on February 19, 2011 09:06 PM
"It's been a long fight but we finally did it. You can finally do everything on this simple handheld machine."
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Post by: Philip K Dick on February 19, 2011 11:58 PM
"but it's not only  a dildo..."
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Post by: BluPhoenix on February 20, 2011 06:46 PM
"we thought 'iTampax was pushing it"
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Post by: Pants, the terrible on February 20, 2011 08:42 PM
"and it can also be... a hat"
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Post by: Shida on February 20, 2011 09:35 PM
"my shrinking ray was a success!"
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Post by: emanhattan on February 20, 2011 10:04 PM
"Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"
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Post by: dilly on February 20, 2011 11:39 PM
"when you do things, it does it"
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Post by: dinky-dau on February 20, 2011 11:51 PM
"i hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. haha, does anybody remember that movie? guys?"
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Post by: Mushroomboy5 on February 20, 2011 11:53 PM
"HURK! HBLLBLLBLLBLLBLLBLLBLL, GWUOH!"
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Post by: funzop on February 20, 2011 11:57 PM
im gay
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Post by: Orangebeef on February 21, 2011 12:52 AM
I am the president of the failure country America
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Post by: cipher on February 21, 2011 01:10 AM
Apparently there are reports that he will be dead from cancer in five weeks or so.


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Post by: DrRumack on February 21, 2011 01:21 AM
"im bald and compensating
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Post by: billy on February 21, 2011 01:23 AM
we all tried so hard to be funny and all of us failed
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Post by: funzop on February 21, 2011 02:19 AM
well to be fair there isnt a whole lot of room for creativity there
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Post by: Orangebeef on February 21, 2011 02:21 AM
i referenced something really cool but no one will get it......................
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Post by: Mew_User on February 21, 2011 02:38 AM
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Post by: Casey Pixmintro on February 21, 2011 03:50 AM
Next runner up in the 6th Annual Anthrothon, Stardust Cotton-Tail!
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Post by: MarcK on February 21, 2011 03:51 AM
the race will be mine i have the bunny hood
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Post by: funzop on February 21, 2011 04:00 AM
look at my fucking name look how long it is also yeah im a slut
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Post by: dinky-dau on February 21, 2011 04:23 AM
"God, my naval itches. Why'd I get this piercing done?"
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Post by: funzop on February 21, 2011 04:25 AM
im only posting here again so i have another post
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Post by: DrRumack on February 21, 2011 05:03 AM
ill suck your cock for a thousand dollars
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Post by: CVG on February 21, 2011 05:37 AM
"It turns out I have a removable tongue"
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Post by: BluPhoenix on February 21, 2011 03:02 PM
"crap i forgot my raccoon suit"
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Post by: Sinitron on February 21, 2011 04:33 PM
Agathe pondered what she had done with and to her own life, and soon came to a conclusion which was horrifying to her, yet also compelling in ways she could not understand or describe, as her miniscule cerebral capacity was not sufficient to form sentences beyond the most rudimentary compositions. She was now, and for the rest of her life, an abomination, a travesty to plague the fair lands of Sweden - it dawned on her, finally, that her only desire in life was not something as simple as being the best at marathons, or winning a beauty contest. Instead, she merely wanted to ram dead rabbit meat up her rotten cunt and leave it to fester and bloat within her, as a perversion of pregnancy and motherhood. Silently, she withdrew to the darkest crevices of her mind, trying desperately to understand, leaving her exterior a blank, dead slate.
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Post by: Ashington on February 21, 2011 07:51 PM
hooker misconstrudes clients statement of "having a good workout"
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Post by: Pants, the terrible on February 22, 2011 10:14 AM
"so i tore the keyboard off my macbook..."
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