SON, WHY HAVENT YOU CALLED I TOLD YOU YOU HAVE TO CALL ME EVERYDAY
-hey mom I got accepted in that school its pretty cool
-Oh son, are you sure you want to study there??? and spend 4 years away from US???
-Hey mom.... yeah in the seattle area it usually goes dark @ 4 pm
-Oh noo!!!! thats terrible!!! isnt that depressing?
-Hey mom yeah im doin cool Its snowing outside its beautiful
-OH NO son thats so bad I hope you dont get sick!!! Its so cold outside be sure to buy yourself proper clothing
-Hey ma I have a new pet now her name is paris
-paris??? is she french??? be careful with those french people son theyre always up 2 nothing but vagancy and sin
-Hey ma I have a new gf now her name is Maria shes an artist too!
-An artist??? are you totally sure she doesnt do drugs/is easy?????
-Hey mom My art teacher is really excentric but hes fun
-Is he gay??? I hope they dont accept gay people in that school lol
-Hey umm mom yeah I have a new roomate, her name is Mal
-OH GOD SON just make sure she doesnt come into your room in the middle of the night and rape ur ass
-HAYA MOM I made a new cartoon I think its kinda cool
-Oh son why do you waste your time in those things??? Why dont you do _____fill the fucking blank____ for me?
-Hey mom yeah I came back from my trip it was awesome
-Oh SON how much did it cost you
-Hey mom I got a job in this sweet bar the hours bite but the pays not bad
-aha, just make sure you dont hang out with drug addicts while youre there son!
Ok I love ya mum bye
At least its better than having to visit.
a conversation with my mom:
-Mom, you got weed?
-Sure, let me roll one up for my little angel.
-Oh mom, I love you so much
-I love you two, son.
-I just made a very cool song
-You should try and get really famous!
aww @ ur mum
silly mexican moms
also congrats on your gf
she's right about the french tho
Quote from: tmkshe's right about the french tho
i was there with eman on that cold night...
Quote from: slantedskarekrowQuote from: tmkshe's right about the french tho
ok
[12/5/10 12:57:33 AM] Emanhattan or Tos: a) hey mom a girl is going to move in with us
[12/5/10 12:57:43 AM] Emanhattan or Tos: IS SHE TOUCHING YOU SON
smiley makes it all worth it