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Title: NFL Rush Zone: Guardians of the Core
Post by: rtil on November 6, 2010 09:31 PM
i'm not sure if anyone knows about this cartoon but if you have nicktoons there's a pretty good chance you have seen it as they advertise the fuck out of it.

the entire purpose of the cartoon is basically a marketing scheme for NFL. the premise is that a young black kid named Ish is the guardian of "shards", some gay crystal that every NFL team has, and he has to help each NFL team protect their shard at their home stadium from robot monster things called blitz bots. there are also these walking face things in helmets and i'm not sure what they do besides look fucking retarded.

it also looks and animates like a bad flash cartoon. because it is

(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnick.mtvnimages.com%2Fnicktoons-assets%2Fshows%2Fimages%2Fnfl-rush-zone-guardians-of-the-core%2Fhome%2Frush-zone-about.jpg&hash=6c67ae7fe349454d5fc50ec62ddca825a5f1579d)

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um

just watch this

http://nicktoons.nick.com/videos/clip/rush...ttack-full.html (http://nicktoons.nick.com/videos/clip/rush-zone-air-attack-full.html)

worst/best cartoon of the decade?
Title: NFL Rush Zone: Guardians of the Core
Post by: spite on November 6, 2010 11:19 PM
oi
Title: NFL Rush Zone: Guardians of the Core
Post by: CVG on November 7, 2010 12:37 AM
"THIS iS BAD. *pause* THIS IS REALLY BAD."
Title: NFL Rush Zone: Guardians of the Core
Post by: Mushroomboy5 on November 7, 2010 01:43 AM
Your initial description reminded me of Charles Barkley Shut Up And Jam Gaiden, so my expectations were all the more painfully destroyed. This show looks terrible, in the most horribly unwatchable way possible.
Title: NFL Rush Zone: Guardians of the Core
Post by: Crabarms on November 7, 2010 07:24 AM
Title: NFL Rush Zone: Guardians of the Core
Post by: shura on November 7, 2010 08:18 AM
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Title: NFL Rush Zone: Guardians of the Core
Post by: BloodyCheery on November 7, 2010 10:25 AM
Heheh this has got to be a joke. I mean, who would come up with such a piece of shit ploOH MY GOD IT'S SERIOUS!