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Title: having a danger wank
Post by: rtil on October 31, 2010 02:50 AM
tell us about your most dangerous wank
Title: having a danger wank
Post by: slack on October 31, 2010 02:53 AM
one time i wanked in tinychat on webcam, the other people in the chat were my ex girlfriend, her auntie and another internet friend(girl) and her girlfriend. all of them were naked, i managed to wank it without them noticing.
Title: having a danger wank
Post by: emanhattan on October 31, 2010 02:53 AM
I was playing paintball with my friends and I wanted to slam my ham real bad so I did and when I painted my enemy white he tought it was paint and declared himself dead
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Post by: DrRumack on October 31, 2010 02:57 AM
one time i took a wank in the bathtub and nearly drowned
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Post by: emanhattan on October 31, 2010 03:02 AM
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Post by: Mew_User on October 31, 2010 03:11 AM
Once you've schlicked with a live dolphin's nose in in your vagina you'll never need to masturbate again.
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Post by: shura on October 31, 2010 05:19 AM
one time i wanked and spaghetti fell out
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Post by: spite on October 31, 2010 05:28 AM
wanking to the max
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Post by: Necronomitr0n on October 31, 2010 05:32 AM
the home theater in my barn
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Title: having a danger wank
Post by: PocketIllust on October 31, 2010 06:07 AM
I wank Leprechauns
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Post by: MarcK on October 31, 2010 06:24 AM
Once I masturbated in the shower, but when i came and it went towards the drain there was some hair blocking the entrance so I had to mix it around to get my cum out of my family members' hair- oh wait that isnt dangerous, i guess they couldve noticed the cum had I not done a good job extracting my cum from my mom's hair.
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Post by: slantedskarekrow on October 31, 2010 06:28 AM
once i was materbating in the same room as my whole family while we were watching a movie, then when the movie ended i went and cleaned the cum out of my underwear and no one was the wiser
Title: having a danger wank
Post by: logen on October 31, 2010 07:30 AM
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Title: having a danger wank
Post by: spite on October 31, 2010 07:35 AM
a certain story about a man diving for pearls comes to mind...
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Post by: dilly on October 31, 2010 07:39 AM
all my wanks are dangerous  
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Post by: Ashington on October 31, 2010 07:45 AM
I dont do it myself someone else always seems to grab my boner, not that im mad or anything about that!  
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Post by: billy on October 31, 2010 08:14 AM
once i wanked on skype video chat
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Post by: MarcK on October 31, 2010 08:19 AM
Quote from: slantedskarekrowonce i was materbating in the same room as my whole family while we were watching a movie, then when the movie ended i went and cleaned the cum out of my underwear and no one was the wiser
i did this in the same room as you actually
Title: having a danger wank
Post by: slantedskarekrow on October 31, 2010 08:27 AM
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Quote from: slantedskarekrowonce i was materbating in the same room as my whole family while we were watching a movie, then when the movie ended i went and cleaned the cum out of my underwear and no one was the wiser
i did this in the same room as you actually
once i saw marck lick his own penis
Title: having a danger wank
Post by: CoolDrMoney on October 31, 2010 09:22 AM
In the animation lab at my school
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Post by: billy on October 31, 2010 09:33 AM
in high school i wanked in the back of my algebra 2 class using only 1 finger over my pants

i am not proud of this
Title: having a danger wank
Post by: TimmyTurnersDad on November 1, 2010 09:59 PM
but i am
Title: having a danger wank
Post by: aether on November 2, 2010 12:25 AM
Quote from: bad topicI was playing paintball with my friends and I wanted to slam my ham real bad so I did and when I painted my enemy white he tought it was paint and declared himself dead

well see i had a story but compared to this it would just be dumb to tell it
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Post by: Flash on November 2, 2010 03:29 AM
i was wanking once and instead of shooting cum my dick shot out nitroglicerine
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Post by: funzop on November 2, 2010 04:55 AM
bathroom on a travel bus
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Post by: salutations on November 2, 2010 06:29 PM
once i was touching myself while i was skydiving out of an airplane thousands of feet in the air through a ring of fire over a tank filled with sharks and broken glass it was p dangerous

also tim i really hope you made that up
Title: having a danger wank
Post by: TimmyTurnersDad on November 2, 2010 10:30 PM
right now right now ri
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