i'm not sure why i didn't think of this much eariler, but i have scripted a new feature that solves the nsfw images issue better than tagging a thread.
the [ nsfw ] bbcode will turn an image like this:
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thebackalleys.com%2Fdump%2Ffiles%2F1%2F347z0B_ratcliffesmile.jpg&hash=e68dc0905c43ac7a20304984691fdbb4147330a2)
into this:
[div id=\\\"nsfw-tag-644\\\" style=\\\"background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1/347z0B_ratcliffesmile.jpg) repeat;width:680px;height:405px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;\\\"][a id=\\\"nsfw-644\\\" href=\\\"javascript:nsfw_reveal(644);\\\" style=\\\"display:block;background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/style/nsfw.png) repeat;border:1px dashed #5c5c71;width:680px;height:405px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;text-align:center;text-shadow:0 0 10px red !important;\\\"][div style=\\\"display:block;margin-top:202.5px;\\\"]http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1/347z0B_ratcliffesmile.jpg[/div][/a][/div][!--nsfw--]
just click on it to reveal it.
if you're in a non-nsfw thread and you're posting an nsfw image, please use this.
that face
EEESMINNNNE(digdigadiggiddydig).jpg
[div id=\\\"nsfw-tag-258\\\" style=\\\"background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1295/482vL3_nsfw.jpg) repeat;width:360px;height:310px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;\\\"][a id=\\\"nsfw-258\\\" href=\\\"javascript:nsfw_reveal(258);\\\" style=\\\"display:block;background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/style/nsfw.png) repeat;border:1px dashed #5c5c71;width:360px;height:310px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;text-align:center;text-shadow:0 0 10px red !important;\\\"][div style=\\\"display:block;margin-top:155px;\\\"]http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/1295/482vL3_nsfw.jpg[/div][/a][/div][!--nsfw--]
exxxxxxxcellent
super duper
[div id=\\\"nsfw-tag-263\\\" style=\\\"background:url(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs700.snc4/62013_1638706850247_1314045563_1720921_3933350_n.jpg) repeat;width:720px;height:503px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;\\\"][a id=\\\"nsfw-263\\\" href=\\\"javascript:nsfw_reveal(263);\\\" style=\\\"display:block;background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/style/nsfw.png) repeat;border:1px dashed #5c5c71;width:720px;height:503px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;text-align:center;text-shadow:0 0 10px red !important;\\\"][div style=\\\"display:block;margin-top:251.5px;\\\"]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs700.snc4/62013_1638706850247_1314045563_1720921_3933350_n.jpg[/div][/a][/div][!--nsfw--]
[div id=\\\"nsfw-tag-803\\\" style=\\\"background:url(http://cogsdev.org/w/images/b/ba/1240785819569.jpg) repeat;width:1140px;height:755px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;\\\"][a id=\\\"nsfw-803\\\" href=\\\"javascript:nsfw_reveal(803);\\\" style=\\\"display:block;background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/style/nsfw.png) repeat;border:1px dashed #5c5c71;width:1140px;height:755px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;text-align:center;text-shadow:0 0 10px red !important;\\\"][div style=\\\"display:block;margin-top:377.5px;\\\"]http://cogsdev.org/w/images/b/ba/1240785819569.jpg[/div][/a][/div][!--nsfw--]
[div id=\\\"nsfw-tag-383\\\" style=\\\"background:url(http://thekittykrew.com/gallery/KottNaked.png) repeat;width:603px;height:402px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;\\\"][a id=\\\"nsfw-383\\\" href=\\\"javascript:nsfw_reveal(383);\\\" style=\\\"display:block;background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/style/nsfw.png) repeat;border:1px dashed #5c5c71;width:603px;height:402px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;text-align:center;text-shadow:0 0 10px red !important;\\\"][div style=\\\"display:block;margin-top:201px;\\\"]http://thekittykrew.com/gallery/KottNaked.png[/div][/a][/div][!--nsfw--]
[div id=\\\"nsfw-tag-481\\\" style=\\\"background:url(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7084/2298dkbuggggggggggggg.gif) repeat;width:240px;height:240px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;\\\"][a id=\\\"nsfw-481\\\" href=\\\"javascript:nsfw_reveal(481);\\\" style=\\\"display:block;background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/style/nsfw.png) repeat;border:1px dashed #5c5c71;width:240px;height:240px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;text-align:center;text-shadow:0 0 10px red !important;\\\"][div style=\\\"display:block;margin-top:120px;\\\"]http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/7084/2298dkbuggggggggggggg.gif[/div][/a][/div][!--nsfw--]
[div id=\\\"nsfw-tag-833\\\" style=\\\"background:url(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs152.ash2/40948_503656025145_301400145_63684_2527371_n.jpg) repeat;width:720px;height:540px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;\\\"][a id=\\\"nsfw-833\\\" href=\\\"javascript:nsfw_reveal(833);\\\" style=\\\"display:block;background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/style/nsfw.png) repeat;border:1px dashed #5c5c71;width:720px;height:540px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;text-align:center;text-shadow:0 0 10px red !important;\\\"][div style=\\\"display:block;margin-top:270px;\\\"]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs152.ash2/40948_503656025145_301400145_63684_2527371_n.jpg[/div][/a][/div][!--nsfw--]
yeah, now you're gettin it
(https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.comicmix.com%2Fmedia%2F2008%2F10%2F31%2Fhank-hill.jpg&hash=f2cdaf6b5c04577304d4cc7c21bc13413f3ec75b)
[div id=\\\"nsfw-tag-790\\\" style=\\\"background:url((https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foseb79.free.fr%2Fimages%2FSerie%2C%2520cartoon%2FFriends%252005.JPG&hash=0be53437a39554abeb23b6addd35c56da5c7b008)) repeat;width:px;height:px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;\\\"][a id=\\\"nsfw-790\\\" href=\\\"javascript:nsfw_reveal(790);\\\" style=\\\"display:block;background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/style/nsfw.png) repeat;border:1px dashed #5c5c71;width:px;height:px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;text-align:center;text-shadow:0 0 10px red !important;\\\"][div style=\\\"display:block;margin-top:0px;\\\"](https://thebackalleys.com/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Foseb79.free.fr%2Fimages%2FSerie%2C%2520cartoon%2FFriends%252005.JPG&hash=0be53437a39554abeb23b6addd35c56da5c7b008)[/div][/a][/div][!--nsfw--]
lmao wtf why didnt mine work
you don't need the [img] tags
I fear clicking one of these pics and finding something thats actually nsfw
[div id=\\\"nsfw-tag-151\\\" style=\\\"background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/ohyouknow.png) repeat;width:30px;height:30px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;\\\"][a id=\\\"nsfw-151\\\" href=\\\"javascript:nsfw_reveal(151);\\\" style=\\\"display:block;background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/style/nsfw.png) repeat;border:1px dashed #5c5c71;width:30px;height:30px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;text-align:center;text-shadow:0 0 10px red !important;\\\"][div style=\\\"display:block;margin-top:15px;\\\"]http://www.thebackalleys.com/forum/style_emoticons/default/ohyouknow.png[/div][/a][/div][!--nsfw--]
[div id=\\\"nsfw-tag-623\\\" style=\\\"background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/942/775P7o_1285173190617.gif) repeat;width:518px;height:281px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;\\\"][a id=\\\"nsfw-623\\\" href=\\\"javascript:nsfw_reveal(623);\\\" style=\\\"display:block;background:url(http://www.thebackalleys.com/style/nsfw.png) repeat;border:1px dashed #5c5c71;width:518px;height:281px;min-width:100px;min-height:100px;text-align:center;text-shadow:0 0 10px red !important;\\\"][div style=\\\"display:block;margin-top:140.5px;\\\"]http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/942/775P7o_1285173190617.gif[/div][/a][/div][!--nsfw--]
damn shoulda posted this in the boobies thread