every place is better with a hot tub
gtfo
Well looks like someone isn't getting any hot tub time.
i'd totally stick around this place longer if you guys had a hot tub.
gosh would it rule.
I don't think there's enough room for a hottub.
maybe we'll get one in the next forum redesign
There's a place about 5 minutes from me that has hot tubs, we should totally go get one.
she used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, she used to tell me he hated me
if i put in a hot tub you guys would never use it
you just like the idea of there being a hot tub that you could use
Naw, rtil. Honest, we'd use it every day and clean it and take real good care of it! I swear!
alright FINE
i'll be sure to check the pH balances every 2 weeks to 6 months, depending on whether i feel like it or not
i can attest to the wonders of having a hot tub
i tubbed it last night at jeb's pad
we discussed the finer aspects of fsdcxzzxvcsvd
hot tubby time aw yeah
Hottubs are da Shit
Fuck yeah im hosting a nude party in the new tub when we get it!
virtualhottub.com
Quote from: rtilalright FINE
i'll be sure to check the pH balances every 2 weeks to 6 months, depending on whether i feel like it or not
will it have that special chlorine in it that turns blue when you pee?
not that it matters or anything cuz i dont pee in hot tubs or pools or anything
Quote from: aetherQuote from: rtilalright FINE
i'll be sure to check the pH balances every 2 weeks to 6 months, depending on whether i feel like it or not
will it have that special chlorine in it that turns blue when you pee?
I thought it turns green
how about: don't fucking pee in the hot tub
I second that notion.
Quote from: Phoenix In FlamesQuote from: aetherQuote from: rtilalright FINE
i'll be sure to check the pH balances every 2 weeks to 6 months, depending on whether i feel like it or not
will it have that special chlorine in it that turns blue when you pee?
I thought it turns green
Yepp, green. As the surfaces of most tubs/pools are blue, you would barely even notice a color change of the liquid if it turned blue.
Quote from: KottQuote from: Phoenix In FlamesQuote from: aetherQuote from: rtilalright FINE
i'll be sure to check the pH balances every 2 weeks to 6 months, depending on whether i feel like it or not
will it have that special chlorine in it that turns blue when you pee?
I thought it turns green
Yepp, green. As the surfaces of most tubs/pools are blue, you would barely even notice a color change of the liquid if it turned blue.
I want it to turn red so that way if you piss in the hot tub, it'll look like you're peeing blood. That'll teach you to pee in our hot tub!
Quote from: FuzzQuote from: KottQuote from: Phoenix In FlamesQuote from: aether
will it have that special chlorine in it that turns blue when you pee?
I thought it turns green
Yepp, green. As the surfaces of most tubs/pools are blue, you would barely even notice a color change of the liquid if it turned blue.
I want it to turn red so that way if you piss in the hot tub, it'll look like you're peeing blood. That'll teach you to pee in our hot tub!
I'm assuming the lifeguard position and i find it unsafe for you 4 to be pissing in the pool, so when we get it you're never touching it.
Quote from: MarcKQuote from: FuzzQuote from: KottQuote from: Phoenix In FlamesQuote from: aether
will it have that special chlorine in it that turns blue when you pee?
I thought it turns green
Yepp, green. As the surfaces of most tubs/pools are blue, you would barely even notice a color change of the liquid if it turned blue.
I want it to turn red so that way if you piss in the hot tub, it'll look like you're peeing blood. That'll teach you to pee in our hot tub!
I'm assuming the lifeguard position and i find it unsafe for you 4 to be pissing in the pool, so when we get it you're never touching it.
Asshole...
if someone says they're gonna pee on something of mine
then I'm not letting them anywhere near it
hey spite what about a toli-[size=]FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!![/size]
spite if u love hottubs so goddamn much then why didnt you come in the hot tub with me and armon at cc
^better question
why would anyone want that
because it was pretty hot
Quote from: MarcKspite if u love hottubs so goddamn much then why didnt you come in the hot tub with me and armon at cc
no swim suit
didn't want soggy underwear
also I was like right fucking there geeezzzzzzzzzzz
the soggy underwear was alright i thought, much less bad than expected
don't eat a big lunch prior to the hot tub either. cause them jets man, i'm telling you. one minute you're enjoying a relaxing water, then the next you're covered in your own shit.
Quote from: dillybardon't eat a big lunch prior to the hot tub either. cause them jets man, i'm telling you. one minute you're enjoying a relaxing water, then the next you're covered in your own shit.
tba should have a strip pole
TBA should have a Sauna.
tba should have a meth lab
tba should have more obscure nice things because we NEVER fuck that up
a methlab, a hut tub and a stripper pole...
man I could really see some great things happening if we had those. How can we make this happen?
tba should have a tba
NACHO BAR
what if thebackalleys was mcdonnalds
Quote from: spitea methlab, a hut tub and a stripper pole...
man I could really see some great things happening if we had those. How can we make this happen?
we can raise money with a bake sale ^-^
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Those look god damn tasty.
nah bake sale is too much effort. we should just rob a bank or some shit
maybe go to some elementary school and steal the lunch money off every single kid there...Kids who brought food from home get curb stomped
Quote from: spitenah bake sale is too much effort. we should just rob a bank or some shit
maybe go to some elementary school and steal the lunch money off every single kid there...Kids who brought food from home get curb stomped
Then we can take their food so we don't have to spend our own money on it.
I can bully kids in primary schools so they give me their lunch money and then when I have enough of it to open my meth lab I will make meth and sell it to them so they give me money AGAIN and then we can open our bakery and if we are successful we can at last have our hot tub with a striptease pole in it
we could just steal the hot tub
Quote from: DrRumackwe could just steal the hot tub
Scriblam... I love you! You're a fucking GENIUS!!! Holy shit how do you come up with this stuff?!
i was in the hot tub i just stole and it just came to me
How the hell do you steal a large hot tub?
Quote from: metroid62How the hell do you steal a large hot tub?
who said it was large?
you TAKE the hot tub
and move it somewhere else
We could as well work for the hot tub and club together! As by babysitting the neighbors children or working in our grandma's garden! Or opening a lemonade stand!
Or letting rtil sell his body!
Hey guys no need to steal one, cause I made one!!! Check it out!
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Who want's dibs?
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Maybe we should just open up a series of night clubs called The Back Alleys and just fill them with Hot tubs and drinks?
The tub alleys
Quote from: 99Hey guys no need to steal one, cause I made one!!! Check it out!
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Who want's dibs?
this looks fuckin legit
ya know what else would be pretty righteous?... a mini fridge.
I mean if we
put
the mini fridge
like
right next to the hot tub....
I think I'd pretty much be set for life.
WHOA WAIT! Hold on a minute! I--I need to consult another thread
Quote from: 99Hey guys no need to steal one, cause I made one!!! Check it out!
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Who want's dibs?
dibs
dont pussy out this shit looks legit.
On a more serious note maybe since we really dont have room for a hot tub what we should do is make a forum section called the hot tub, and when you clicked on it characters representing us would be sitting in a tub and you could scroll over and learn about us w/ fun facts.
Quote from: aetherOn a more serious note maybe since we really dont have room for a hot tub what we should do is make a forum section called the hot tub, and when you clicked on it characters representing us would be sitting in a tub and you could scroll over and learn about us w/ fun facts.
wow thats one incredibly lame idea
we had a hot tub once but someone put in one too many drama tablets
didn't work out
Quote from: creamcorngtfo
Quote from: shuraQuote from: aetherOn a more serious note maybe since we really dont have room for a hot tub what we should do is make a forum section called the hot tub, and when you clicked on it characters representing us would be sitting in a tub and you could scroll over and learn about us w/ fun facts.
Well, it actually is a very cute and quite creative idea...
But on the other hand, it also is really, really gay
Ye, we should do that!
Quote from: KottQuote from: shuraQuote from: aetherOn a more serious note maybe since we really dont have room for a hot tub what we should do is make a forum section called the hot tub, and when you clicked on it characters representing us would be sitting in a tub and you could scroll over and learn about us w/ fun facts.
Well, it actually is a very cute and quite creative idea...
But on the other hand, it also is really, really gay
Ye, we should do that!
it's not cute nor creative, nothing is good about it!!!!
MarcK stop being so negative
Quote from: SapphireMarcK stop being so negative
pi is telling the square root of -1 to get real, and the square root of -1 is telling pi to be rational
Quote from: FuzzQuote from: SapphireMarcK stop being so negative
Also tell me to stop telling you what to do MarcK.
marck stop being so gay
Quote from: shuramarck stop being so gay
ok sorry
The general consensus is that my idea is gay, so no interactive hot tub
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Can you guys believe that no one said "pussy" in that cute nerdy girls thread.
pussy is by far the greatest slang term for vagina.
oh yeah
i think i agree with that
all other ones sound crude and vulgar pussy almost sounds sweet
and when its said in a crude way it just sounds funny
imma get a piece of dat PUSSY sounds a lot funnier then imma get a piece of that CUNT or TWAT or GASH whatever the fuck that is
Quote from: nonzopi think i agree with that
all other ones sound crude and vulgar pussy almost sounds sweet
and when its said in a crude way it just sounds funny
imma get a piece of dat PUSSY sounds a lot funnier then imma get a piece of that CUNT or TWAT or GASH whatever the fuck that is
yeah pussy's pretty sweet
to say and eat
its funny cause it rhymes
tba is a pretty gay guy i wouldn't visit him
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can you feel it
captain
com
post
if I was a guest thinking about becoming a new member and this was the first thread I saw on the forum Id never join
well i guess you're that kind of person then eman
posting in old threads because the new ones are bad
can i sit by you, spite-kun
why not just take a bath
Quote from: BluPhoenix on December 30, 2014 03:35 AM
can i sit by you, spite-kun
If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
Quote from: spite on December 30, 2014 03:33 AM
posting in old threads because the new ones are bad
depressing but true
livin' in the past, man
nostalgia maximum overdrive
Sharing a buncha hot bubbles with all you greaselords yea no th8x
Quote from: BluPhoenix on December 30, 2014 03:35 AM
can i sit by you, spite-kun
didnt this guy used to bully the fuck out of you
no
I still want that fucking hot tub wtf
Yeah, where's the fucking hot tub at.
5 years later there is still no answer, WHAT WILL WE DO???????????????????