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http://www.2shared.com/document/SNYznZkZ/90318457-Poorcraft-Low-Res.html

good book, learn all about how i love it here:

http://jreckbacob.tumblr.com/post/26122450592/so-im-gonna-review-poorcraft-and-tell-you-why-you

another good comic thing about saving money, specifically on travel:

http://ryanestradadotcom.tumblr.com/post/7925642811/i-made-a-tutorial-for-how-i-travel-so-cheap

so i've been gone mostly because of school and stuff and i just never got back in when i came home for some Reasons but here i am i am back with New Art!! on my tumblr
http://jacobbreck.tumblr.com/

and Rap Music for a mixtape that's coming out when people get back to me about guest stuff
http://soundcloud.com/jreckbacon

so anyway hows it going

to advertise a gallery thing the school does

[<mib_zwl6j3> just ReVving up my Site<mib_zwl6j3> anonymousely]

okay so this mib comes in saying a bunch of faggoty shit when SUDDENLY

(edited for maximum brevity/clarity. best parts are bolded)


<mib_zwl6j3> no one works in flash anymore here?
<mrscriblam> i work in flash
<pixmintro> i still work in flash WHY WOULDNT I?!
<Ry99an> who is this mib
<mib_zwl6j3> u'd never be interested in a flash site alternative?
<Ry99an> what do you mean
<Ry99an> i don't understand
<Ry99an> ur sentence
<mib_zwl6j3> I'm thinking of inviting you guys to a flash/linking site to make it easier to organize your shit
<mrscriblam> we dont do advertising mib
<Ry99an> keep the offers at the door
<mib_zwl6j3> its not an advertising, its non profit
<Ry99an> why would we sign up if we didn't know who you are
<Ry99an> anyways
<Ry99an> its not like we have a lot of trust for random people
<mib_zwl6j3> well i suppose i'm being a bit too anonymouse
<Ry99an> yep
<stusader> anonymoose
<mib_zwl6j3> just ReVving up my Site
<mib_zwl6j3> anonymousely
<Ry99an> wat
<mrscriblam> rvs nobody fuckin cared before and nobody cares now
<mib_zwl6j3> who
<mib_zwl6j3> ah well the faggotry is strong here
<Ry99an> yeah
<Ry99an> we like big dicks
<Ry99an> in the ass
<Ry99an> all day
<Ry99an> erry day
<Ry99an> etc.
<pselrafcekkt> back from woik
<mib_zwl6j3> enjoy ur little shithole while not making any money then
<mib_zwl6j3> hahaha
<put> we like to put those big dicks inside the mibs
<put> get ready lil faggy
<mib_zwl6j3> u are the biggest bunch of losers
<mib_zwl6j3> with the chance to make somethin of yourself
<mib_zwl6j3> and ur just gonna be a faggot
<mib_zwl6j3> and leave any chance of it behind
* Ry99an fucks mib_zwl6j3 in the butt with a big dicky dick
<Ry99an> mmmmm
<Ry99an> thats good
<pixmintro> wait wait, before you go mib, i could teach you how to get free money from the government!
<mib_zwl6j3> too bad, i was willing to pay real cash
<mib_zwl6j3> for flash
<Ry99an> i bet
<Ry99an> you are so loaded
<Ry99an> with my manglaze
<mib_zwl6j3> i am actually
<mib_zwl6j3> i just started making shit loads of money
<Ry99an> yeah i bet
<mrscriblam> me too
<mrscriblam> i just got a job
<mib_zwl6j3> i'm not fuckin joking son
<Ry99an> mhm
<Ry99an> okay dad
<Ry99an> i believe you
<Ry99an> i really truely do
<mrscriblam> gj i hope you dont blow it all on lsd
<mib_zwl6j3> dont u want to go back to the past with the glory days of flash?
<Ry99an> glory days of flash?
<Ry99an> pffffch
* Ry99an dies
<mrscriblam> no?
<mrscriblam> who cares?
<mrscriblam> there were no glory days you dumb faggot
<pixmintro> im so rich i hired a committee of business elites to decide what to do with all of my glorious money
<put> >glory days of flash
<put> heheheheh
<put> hahahahahhahahah
<put> AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
<mib_zwl6j3> well u can produce something
<mib_zwl6j3> instead of wasting your years looking back and seeing how much of a faggot u are
<Ry99an> i am so rich i hairew a team of Koreans to spam random chats for my shitty site
<Ry99an> *lmao
<Ry99an> hairew
<Ry99an> *hired
<mrscriblam> actually im busy writing comics and working on videos
<mib_zwl6j3> i'm giving you all this offer of peace and amends to recreate a better flash world
<mib_zwl6j3> while making good money
<Ry99an> take that to the un
<Ry99an> i heard they were looking for a new ambassador of flash after the new one stuck his head so far up his ass he saw the end of the universe and died
<mrscriblam> actually you're more interested in insulting us for not wanting anything to do with your shitty website that doesnt exist
<mib_zwl6j3> actually the site DOES exist and has gotten over 100,000 views with over 1,000 unique viewers in a short period of time
<Ry99an> im busy enjoying my time off of school and doing photography
<Ry99an> unique viewers eh?
<Ry99an> so like
<Ry99an> you know them?
<Ry99an> each is a special snowflake?
<mrscriblam> link?
<mrscriblam> wanna show us how great your website is?
<mrscriblam> like, by showing us that it isnt a figment of your imagination?
<mib_zwl6j3> sure, i'll put all your worries to rest my friend
<Ry99an> yeah i really wanna see this
<mib_zwl6j3> enjoy
<Ry99an> scrib get the camera
<mib_zwl6j3> uplion.com
<Ry99an> i want pics of this
<mrscriblam> looks like spamtheweb
<mrscriblam> actually looks just like every other flash uploading website
<put> oh man this is rich
<Ry99an> this is the golry days of flash
<Ry99an> "the football game"?
<put> it is indeed
<put> people will look back at this in awe
<mib_zwl6j3> its not spamtheweb
<mib_zwl6j3> i really like your old work
<mib_zwl6j3> so i thought i'd invite you with an olive branch
<mib_zwl6j3> of peace
<Ry99an> well you know what i hate olives
<Ry99an> so no
<mrscriblam> what olive branch?
<mrscriblam> all youve done is insult us
<mrscriblam> and make demands
<mib_zwl6j3> well i could say the same
<mib_zwl6j3> i'm not demanding anything
<mib_zwl6j3> i'm offering you a chance
<Ry99an> dude
<Ry99an> this is our house
<Ry99an> you walked into it
<Ry99an> selling shit
<mib_zwl6j3> i'm not selling anything
<mrscriblam> fuck yourself
<mrscriblam> you aren't that important
<Ry99an> yeah you are
<Ry99an> selling your dumb site
<Ry99an> we don't care
<mib_zwl6j3> no i'm not
<mib_zwl6j3> i'm offering it for you to enjoy yourself
<pixmintro> very unprofessional
<pixmintro> you should be ashamed
<Ry99an> then why are you trying to get us to join?
<Ry99an> we aren't enjoying you now
<Ry99an> why would we enjoy you later
<put> you mad a pretty big fool of ypourself
<put> now errybody hates you
<put> go away
<put> never show your face here again
<mib_zwl6j3> because I'd rather offer it now, than regret not offering it before
<Ry99an> LMAO
<Ry99an> so DEEP
<mrscriblam> rvs are you fucking listening
<mib_zwl6j3> who
<mrscriblam> no, we arent interested
<mrscriblam> fuck off
<mib_zwl6j3> fair enough
<Ry99an> you do
<Ry99an> do whatr
<Ry99an> remind me of a man
<Ry99an> what man
<Ry99an> the man with the power
<mib_zwl6j3> a miserable pile of secrets
<Ry99an> LOL
<Ry99an> "a miserable pile of secrets"
<Ry99an> thats rich
<Ry99an> rich as shit pudding
<put> go away
<put> with your head up your ass
<put> go back to your bosses
<put> and tell them how gay u were
<mib_zwl6j3> i have no bosses
<mib_zwl6j3> I'm just offering a site to enjoy, nothing more
<Ry99an> no no put
<Ry99an> he is his boss
<Ry99an> therefore
<Ry99an> he is gay
<mib_zwl6j3> well just don't say i didn't offer u this chance ok
<Ry99an> ok
<Ry99an> thank u
<Ry99an> enjoy ur evening
<put> Your site is shit
<put> and you are shit
<mrscriblam> get out
<mib_zwl6j3> oh i will my friend
<mib_zwl6j3> oh please leave the comments at the door
<Ry99an> nyorn~
* Ry99an kisses mib_zwl6j3 farewell
<Ry99an> i will miss you...
<mib_zwl6j3> that was gay
<Ry99an> so
<put> exactly
<mib_zwl6j3> good bye my friends
<Ry99an> goodbye my lover
<put> you shant be missed
<put> fag
<mib_zwl6j3> unless u want me to stay?
<mib_zwl6j3> with my gayness
<Ry99an> if that means i can fuck ur ass
<Ry99an> ?
<systech> we never wanted to be your friends
<mib_zwl6j3> nothing i could offer to be friends?
<pixmintro> hey mib, who has two thumbs way up? you, and they're both in your ass
<Ry99an> your ass
<Ry99an> for you know
<Ry99an> like gay sex
<Ry99an> thats the joke
<mrscriblam> rvs you could stop being a douche
<mrscriblam> that would help
* put gets his dick ready to give a hard long dicking
<put> you sure u want this?
<Ry99an> awwwww shit
<mib_zwl6j3> actually i'd say the shoe is on the other foot
<mib_zwl6j3> i've been nothing but kind except my earlier comments
<Ry99an> more like the shoe is on my foot
<Ry99an> which will go up that big juicy ass of yours
<mrscriblam> thats not what that means you pretentious dick
<put> boy you dont want to start dis shit
<pixmintro> and id say your other shoe is caressing the inside of your asshole
<mib_zwl6j3> ok just here to talk, get to know u guys, it was nice meeting u all
<Ry99an> byeeeee
<mib_zwl6j3> :have a good evening
<mib_zwl6j3> also
<mib_zwl6j3> I am rtil
<Ry99an> lol
<systech> the tribe has spoken
<mrscriblam> rtil is in hawaii dumbass
* put inserts his 15" into mib_zwl6j3's ass
<pixmintro> hey mib, FAAAART
* mib_zwl6j3 was kicked by systech (now get out)
<Ry99an> lmaoooooooo
<Ry99an> that was amusing
<put> that wazs soooo gay
<mrscriblam> i like how he called getting a kiss from a girl gay
<put> it was funny
<put> for the first 3 minutes

NOT EVEN A HALF HOUR LATER

<mrscriblam> put you wouldve had
* mib_x3jbeh has joined #thebackalleys
<mrscriblam> a field day
<mib_x3jbeh> hi I'm a faggot
<mrscriblam> AND HES BACK
<mib_x3jbeh> hi
<mib_x3jbeh> mah name is rtil
<mib_x3jbeh> i make flasher
<mib_x3jbeh> z
<mib_x3jbeh> for the interwebs
<mrscriblam> rtil doesnt live in new jersey
<mrscriblam> also he's in hawaii right now
<systech> you're off your rocker
<mib_x3jbeh> new jersey is my new home
<mib_x3jbeh> cause
<mib_x3jbeh> i've always lived here
<mib_x3jbeh> in new jersey
<mib_x3jbeh> cause
<mib_x3jbeh> he doesn't love u
<Ry99an> lmao
<Ry99an> hes too busy
<Ry99an> like going somewhere with his life
<Ry99an> instead of stitting around online
<pixmintro> mib, come over here and lick my taint
<pixmintro> thats an order
<pselrafcekkt> come over here and like my paint
<mib_x3jbeh> so he's going somewhere
<mib_x3jbeh> like me
<mib_x3jbeh> but your going no where?
<mib_x3jbeh> like you?
<mib_x3jbeh> i am rtil and i command u
<Ry99an> whining like a child caught singing to bubblegum pop
<mrscriblam> rvs you need help
<mrscriblam> like psychiatric help
<mrscriblam> or some friends
<mrscriblam> one or the other
<systech> you ain't not going nowhere with that atrocious grammar
<mib_x3jbeh> I have money but 0 friends its true
<mib_x3jbeh> i am just
<mib_x3jbeh> just a big ol troll and a fagorty
<Ry99an> lmaooooo
<Ry99an> no he needs a vet
<Ry99an> to be put down or soemthing
<Ry99an> its a lost cuase you see
<mib_x3jbeh> oh its true
<mib_x3jbeh> it is a lost cause
<mib_x3jbeh> oh woe is me
<mib_x3jbeh> woe woe
<Ry99an> yeah
<Ry99an> you should like
<Ry99an> woe your way
<mib_x3jbeh> woe
<mib_x3jbeh> woeing
<mib_x3jbeh> u missed woring
<mib_x3jbeh> whoring
<mib_x3jbeh> woeing
<mrscriblam> who the fuck invited mr idontgiveafuck
<mrscriblam> who cries about his daddy in a blog because his website suckst
<mib_x3jbeh> tba chat is mah blog
<mib_x3jbeh> today i had some chicken
<put> you are obiously hurt on your butt after the pounding I gave you
<mib_x3jbeh> oh yes
<mib_x3jbeh> i was pounded badly
<mib_x3jbeh> i ended up in a ditch
<Ry99an> alright so
<Ry99an> honestly
<Ry99an> i am interested
<Ry99an> you say we are doing nothing with our lives
<Ry99an> what are you doing
<mib_x3jbeh> honestly and for truly?
<Ry99an> that makes you so much better than us
<Ry99an> yes
<Ry99an> honestly
<Ry99an> and twuely
<mrscriblam> making a spamtheweb ripoff doesnt count fyi
<mib_x3jbeh> well the site is non profit but i could always activate the ad sharing, but i make most of my money on xbox
<put> your truely a sad human being
<put> i pity you
<mib_x3jbeh> really?
<mib_x3jbeh> i'd say the same to you
<mrscriblam> yeah i mean
<mrscriblam> put doesnt pity anyone
<mrscriblam> he's like a non-pitying machine
<mib_x3jbeh> go on
<Ry99an> so you sit around on xbox
<Ry99an> all day?
<Ry99an> and thats differnt than sitting around online all day how?
<mib_x3jbeh> no...
<mib_x3jbeh> i am a programmer : )
<Ry99an>
<Ry99an> nice
<Ry99an> the most social deficent persons alive
<Ry99an> perfect
<mib_x3jbeh>
<Ry99an> i should have assumed as much
<mib_x3jbeh>
<mrscriblam> i am an astronaut its such a great job guys not horribly socially crippling at all
<put> Do you enjoy being here?
<put> I must know
<mib_x3jbeh> once a 30 year old almost showed me her yesplease
<mib_x3jbeh> i enjoy enjoying
<Ry99an> yeah
<Ry99an> LOL
<Ry99an> 30
<Ry99an> wow man
<mib_x3jbeh> yea she waz hot
<Ry99an> thats pretty great
<Ry99an> how saggy are we talking
<Ry99an> one two kids
<Ry99an> ?
<mrscriblam> one time nobody showed me their genitals and i was ok with it
<mib_x3jbeh> she has giant thighs
<mib_x3jbeh> and her face is wriggly mint
<Ry99an> wow awesome
<Ry99an> i love it wehn my women look like sacks filled with cottage cheese
<Ashington> one time i showed myself my genitals
<Ashington> i was hot
<Ry99an> once i sucked my own dick
<Ry99an> then i got bored
<Ry99an> and sucked everyone elses too
<Ashington> that was a great day
<Ashington> i remember that day 99
<mib_x3jbeh> i once cried myself asleep
<mib_x3jbeh> i lie, its like everyaday
<mib_x3jbeh>
<Ry99an> LOL
<Ry99an> XD
<mib_x3jbeh> sometimes i cry out my mouth
<mib_x3jbeh> always
<mrscriblam> one time i fell for a conspiracy theory that someone made up on the spot
<Ry99an> is that called puking
<Ry99an> in your mongloid babytalk language
<Ry99an> when you can't even say
<Ry99an> vagina
<Ry99an> ?
<Ry99an> try saying it
<Ry99an> try callign them what they are
<Ashington> one time i declared rtil my bro
<Ashington> without really knowing him
<mib_x3jbeh> one time i ended up in the hospital because of tba
<mrscriblam> one time i jerked off and didnt enjoy it
<mrscriblam> then i jerked off again and all was well in the universe
<Ry99an> once i told rtil i would take him out for pizza
<Ry99an> and he drove out for miles
<Ry99an> and i lied
<Ry99an> there was no pizza
<mib_x3jbeh> once i asked rtil
<mib_x3jbeh> and he said
<mib_x3jbeh> once rtil made flashes
<mib_x3jbeh> now he works and is a faggot
<Ry99an> wow
<Ry99an> yeah thats true
<Ry99an> he sure is
<Ry99an> a giant faggot
<Ry99an> being in hawaii and all
<Ry99an> faggin it up
<Ry99an> in hawaii
<Ry99an> yup
<Ashington> one time i pissed in someones eye socket, took their mother out for a nice steak dinner
<Ashington> and never called her again
<mib_x3jbeh> i make flashes, am a faggort, and have a life
<mib_x3jbeh> so guys
<mib_x3jbeh> what happened to the others?
<Ry99an> who?
<Ry99an> the others?
<mib_x3jbeh> i remember being more faggorts
<systech> other whats
<mib_x3jbeh> i dunno
<mib_x3jbeh> the other people
<mib_x3jbeh> like cooldr money
<Ashington> they're out
<Ashington> working in the industry
<Ashington> applying their talents
<Ry99an> they are out sucking dicks
<Ry99an> i can take a message
<mrscriblam> they went to bed?
<mrscriblam> its late?
<mrscriblam> people sleep sometimes?
<Ashington> actually why am i up its 6am wtf
<Ry99an> lol not if they have lives scrib you STUPID SHIT
<Ry99an> GOD
<Ry99an> GET IT STRAIGHT MAN
<mib_x3jbeh> i just wanted to say
<mib_x3jbeh> that i'm actually hotdiggedydemon
<mib_x3jbeh> and you should spam my email inbox
<mib_x3jbeh> because i hate faggots
<mib_x3jbeh> and gay marriage is a sin
<mrscriblam> you must really hate yourself
<mib_x3jbeh> i am hotdiggedydemon
<mib_x3jbeh> the best flasher in the world
<mib_x3jbeh> and i command u
<Ry99an> so is this like
<Ry99an> how you do impressions?
<Ashington> rvs more like r-bs
<Ry99an> are you being ironic
<Ry99an> or like
<Ry99an> serious here
<Ry99an> i can't tell
<systech> you aren't even amking sense anymore
<mib_x3jbeh> i'm not rvs
<mrscriblam> hey guys im tim buckley
<mrscriblam> just kidding fuck you
<mrscriblam> you fell for it ha ha
<pixmintro> are you still talking?
<Ry99an> the stench of bullshit is too strong
* Ashington is now known as Oney
<Oney> nigga i caught you
* Oney fades to black
<Ry99an> lmao
<mib_x3jbeh> oney
<mib_x3jbeh> u sucked it
<mib_x3jbeh> u
<mib_x3jbeh> u fucker
* mrscriblam is now known as TomFulp
<mib_x3jbeh> oh shit
<TomFulp> rvs i care about you a lot
<mib_x3jbeh> it all makes sense now
<mib_x3jbeh> dude seriously
<mib_x3jbeh> i am not who u think i am
<TomFulp> you are important to me and your competition is going to CRIPPLE my website
<mib_x3jbeh> i am merely a faggot
<Ry99an> yeah you are right
<Ry99an> for once
<Oney> i want to make parodies about you
<Oney> about all of you
<Oney> featuring innacurate and predictable
<Oney> jokes
<Oney> about observations
<systech> sup guys i'm adam phillips
<mib_x3jbeh> look seriously
<mib_x3jbeh> i do like u guys
<TomFulp> why?
<TomFulp> we dont like you
<Ry99an> rvs to be honest
<Ry99an> i wasn't even arfound when you got your ass handed to you on a silver platter with a side of french fried potatoes
* TomFulp is now known as mrscriblam
* Oney is now known as Ashington
<mib_x3jbeh> i'm sorry u think that
<Ry99an> but based on your reactions and masochistic tendencies, coming back all the time for more and more
<Ry99an> i can't help but think
<Ry99an> maybe
<Ry99an> just maybe
<Ry99an> you are a complete pathetic person with no life
<Ry99an> who is making a site in order to feel the satisfaction
<Ry99an> of people using
<Ry99an> it as validation
<Ry99an> for your otherwise empty sad life
<mib_x3jbeh> well guys the truth is
<mib_x3jbeh> i am actually tom fulp
<mib_x3jbeh> no seriously
<mib_x3jbeh> i am tom fulp
<mib_x3jbeh> i come here to fuck with u guys
<mib_x3jbeh> i wanted u guys to come back to newgrounds
<mib_x3jbeh> and make flash
<mib_x3jbeh> because i love ur old work
<mib_x3jbeh> wade forgives u
<Ry99an> oh yeah
<Ry99an> you know what
<Ry99an> you have made my evening
<Ry99an> really and truely
<Ry99an> you have
<Ry99an> cause no matter what you do
<Ry99an> int he end
<Ry99an> no one
<Ry99an> will care
<Ry99an> its so simple
<Ry99an> and beautiful
<mib_x3jbeh> that's fair
<mib_x3jbeh> but i could say the same to you
<Ry99an> you know me?
<Ry99an> really?
<Ry99an> colir me surprised
<mib_x3jbeh> so is that fair enough?
<Ry99an> not really
<Ry99an> not until you tell me
<Ry99an> about myself
<Ry99an> tell me im the only one for you bby
<mib_x3jbeh> well ur just some dumbass faggot on a chatroom
<mib_x3jbeh> lol
<mib_x3jbeh> u gotta make something
<mib_x3jbeh> produce something
<mib_x3jbeh> be someone
<Ry99an> i do
<Ry99an> often
<mib_x3jbeh> like?
<mib_x3jbeh> what?
<Ry99an> like photography
<mib_x3jbeh> photography doesn't make money
<Ry99an> and flash does
<mib_x3jbeh> anyone can take a picture of a black and white chair
<mib_x3jbeh> what flash
<mib_x3jbeh> where is this magical flash
<Ry99an> hahaha
<Ry99an> thats funny
<Ashington> explain the profits of photojournalism
<Ry99an> so so the thing is
<Ry99an> if you don't do flash
<Ry99an> you aren't making money
<Ry99an> hey maybe iu don't give a shit about money
<Ry99an> cause i want to pursue artistic ambitions
<Ry99an> other than making dumb flash sites
<Ashington> if you arent fondling celebrities balls
<Ashington> and selling cocaine
<Ashington> you arent making money
<mib_x3jbeh> i don't make money with flash
<mib_x3jbeh> ur artistic ambitions will fail u
<Ry99an> ok i guess ur right
<Ry99an> i should belive you
<Ry99an> \since you are like
<Ry99an> super duper
<Ry99an> sucessful
<mib_x3jbeh> u have to keep changing and pursuing something higher
<mib_x3jbeh> because
<mib_x3jbeh> i am the biggest faggot ever
<mib_x3jbeh> would u want to learn from that
<Ry99an> yeah true
<Ry99an> no
<Ry99an> i don't want to be taught by a faggot
<Ry99an> no sir
<mib_x3jbeh> i have done every dumb thing with art
<mib_x3jbeh> and i know what makes money
<mib_x3jbeh> and what is worthless trash
<Ashington> i am the biggest sandwich ever
<Ashington> i have mayo
<Ashington> and tomato
<Ashington> and fried chicken too
<Ry99an> i just said
<Ry99an> i don't care about money
<Ry99an> i care about making myelf happy
<mib_x3jbeh> money is important
<Ry99an> yeah
<Ry99an> thats why you get a job
<mrscriblam> if you're really that worried about money you're no artist
<mib_x3jbeh> ok forgetting money
<mib_x3jbeh> for a second
<mib_x3jbeh> why not go back to artistic glory?
<mib_x3jbeh> place ur art for all to see
<mib_x3jbeh> have it connected
<mib_x3jbeh> ur are falling
<Ry99an> i am reaching it
<Ry99an> not on your site ass site
<Ry99an> you are no one
<Ry99an> *shit
<Ry99an> so am i
<Ry99an> i make stuff
<Ry99an> for myself
<Ry99an> btw
<Ry99an> cuase it makes me happy
<mib_x3jbeh> my site is nothing, i've done more than u can imagine
<mib_x3jbeh> the site was built for people like u
<mib_x3jbeh> who want a place away from ng faggotry
<mib_x3jbeh> all i see is some sad faggots
<Ry99an> but you don't know who i am!
<Ry99an> where i live
<Ry99an> what i like as music
<Ry99an> nothing
<Ry99an> about me
<Ry99an> you don't even know my sexiual preference
<Ry99an> which is funny
<Ry99an> lmao
<Ry99an> since you make so many comments about it
<mib_x3jbeh> i can tell who u are
<mrscriblam> can you?
<mib_x3jbeh> ur always in this chat
<mib_x3jbeh> wasting ur life
<mib_x3jbeh> instead of pushing something productive
<Ry99an> lmao
<Ry99an> like wasting my life
<Ry99an> as a statre univeristy
<Ry99an> oh jeez
<mib_x3jbeh> yeah
<mib_x3jbeh> anything
<Ry99an> yeah so like
<Ry99an> i should drop out of college
<Ry99an> after i skipped high school to advance into the most prestigious college entrance program in the state
<Ry99an> yeah that sounds smart
<mib_x3jbeh> if ur taking photography in college yeah
<mrscriblam> im wasting my life drawing comics and making films
<mrscriblam> i should probably not go to art school
<mrscriblam> and spend my life masturbating
<mib_x3jbeh> yea art school is stupid
<mib_x3jbeh> no really
<mib_x3jbeh> it is
<Ashington> guys you totally
<Ashington> have to follow your
<Ashington> dream
<Ashington> and just
<Ashington> reach up for the stars
<mib_x3jbeh> there are NO jobs for u out there
<mib_x3jbeh> there are
<mib_x3jbeh> NO jobs
<mib_x3jbeh> for u
<mib_x3jbeh> out there
<mib_x3jbeh> especially with art
<Ry99an> and there are int eh magical world of flash?
<Ry99an> is that what you are getting at
<mib_x3jbeh> if you market yourself and find the niches yes, its easy
<Ry99an> als i just said
<Ry99an> i am going to get
<Ry99an> a real job
<Ry99an> you dumbshit
<Ry99an> yeah also
<Ry99an> i don't do flash
<Ry99an> and also
<Ry99an> flash stale
<Ry99an> mostly crash
<Ry99an> *crass
<Ry99an> and unrefined
<Ry99an> i dislike flash
<mrscriblam> my school has a 90% employment after graduation rate
<mrscriblam> so uh
<mrscriblam> suck on that?
<mib_x3jbeh> what 90% employment working at mcDonalds? haha
<mib_x3jbeh> those statistcs are bullshit, ur being lied to
<mrscriblam> a bunch of the alumni worked on avatar
<mib_x3jbeh> ur
<mib_x3jbeh> being
<mib_x3jbeh> lied
<mib_x3jbeh> to
<mib_x3jbeh> your whole life
<mrscriblam> you are*
<mib_x3jbeh> you've been lied to
<Ry99an> WAKE UP SHEEPLE
<mib_x3jbeh> wake the FUK up
<mrscriblam> lmfao
<Ry99an> lmaooooo
<Ry99an> HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT
<mib_x3jbeh> i'm not fuckin kidding you
<mrscriblam> yeah i know
<mib_x3jbeh> dude laugh about it
<mib_x3jbeh> but your gonna end up broke
<Ry99an> ooh i will
<Ry99an> laugh and laugh and laugh
<mib_x3jbeh> there are
<mib_x3jbeh> NO jobs for u
<mib_x3jbeh> you need to get used to the new economy
<mib_x3jbeh> seriously
<mrscriblam> i stopped caring
<mrscriblam> like
<mrscriblam> in 5th grade
<mrscriblam> im gonna
<mrscriblam> be broke
<mrscriblam> and happy
<mrscriblam> so uh
<mrscriblam> yeah
<mib_x3jbeh> dude
<Ry99an> i am employed right now though...
<Ry99an> wtf
<Ashington> im gonna be paid
<Ashington> and happy
<Ashington> i am so paid
<Ry99an> i am getting money doing renovations
<Ry99an> like construction
<Ry99an> demolition
<Ry99an> shit like that
<Ry99an> during the school year
<Ry99an> i am going to work near my campus
<Ry99an> so id say im okay
<Ry99an> but anyways
<mib_x3jbeh> well i'm glad i could entertain u
<mib_x3jbeh> you will never grow up
<mib_x3jbeh> or do anything with ur life
<mib_x3jbeh> with that attitude
<mrscriblam> oh you mean not caring about what faggots on the internet say?
<mrscriblam> and going on with our lives?
<mib_x3jbeh> your up for a big wake up call
<mib_x3jbeh> buddy
<Ry99an> but i am
<Ry99an> doing something with my life
<Ry99an> i am in college
<mib_x3jbeh> college? hahahaha
<Ry99an> did you go to college?
<mib_x3jbeh> oh hell yeah
<Ry99an> what grades did you get in high school?
<mib_x3jbeh> As
<mib_x3jbeh> As
<Ry99an> what was your GPA
<Ry99an> lmao
<mib_x3jbeh> 3.38
<mrscriblam> 4.0 gpa
<mrscriblam> suck my dick
<mrscriblam> owned
<Ry99an> lmao
<Ashington> mine was 3.69
<Ashington> awww yeah
<mib_x3jbeh> 4.0 is impossible
<Ry99an> no its not
<Ry99an> i got one too
<mib_x3jbeh> ur school is lame
<mrscriblam> mine was 5.0
<mrscriblam> mine was 11.4876583
<Ashington> mine was p.aid
<Ashington> caus i was so good
<pselrafcekkt> im willing to put money on the fact that i had the lowest gpa of anyone in tba
<Ry99an> what was your major in college?
<mib_x3jbeh> my major was kicking your fat ass
<Ry99an> WOW
<Ry99an> hahahahahhaha
<mrscriblam> my major is masturbation
<mrscriblam> i practice hourly
<Ry99an> no really
<Ry99an> come now
<Ry99an> what was it?
<mib_x3jbeh> wasn't Art that's for sure
<Ry99an> okay
<Ry99an> then mind hinting
<Ry99an> at what it was
<mib_x3jbeh> i took business if u must know
<Ry99an> since you clearly went to college
<Ry99an> BUSINESS
<Ry99an> LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
<Ry99an> so okay
<Ry99an> what classes
<Ry99an> did you take
<Ry99an> in business
<Ry99an> what was your college called
<Ry99an> who was your dean?
<mrscriblam> business is gay
<mib_x3jbeh> well honestly
<mib_x3jbeh> HONESTLY
<mib_x3jbeh> honestly
<mib_x3jbeh> i don't get u guys
<mib_x3jbeh> really
<mib_x3jbeh> i don't get u
<mib_x3jbeh> seriously
<mib_x3jbeh> why continue to be faggots?
<mib_x3jbeh> why all this horseshit?
<Ry99an> becuase gay sex
<Ry99an> is GREAt
<mib_x3jbeh> no seriously
<mrscriblam> you dont get that we hate you because you're a pretentious douche?
<mrscriblam> or that we continue to troll even when you continue to be trollable?
<mib_x3jbeh> i'm sorry but douches rule the world
<pselrafcekkt> i like bending my tiny penis into my ass
<pselrafcekkt> and fucking myself
<pselrafcekkt> in the ass
<Ry99an> not only afre you pretentious
<Ry99an> you are an idiot
<Ry99an> a mindless
<systech> stooge
<mib_x3jbeh> well i guess your right
<Ry99an> yes a stooge
<Ry99an> thats just it
<Ry99an> a stooge
<mrscriblam> the one stooge
<Ry99an> yeah
<mib_x3jbeh> well would it be alright if i said my goodbyes forever then
<mib_x3jbeh> : )
<mib_x3jbeh> nice talking to you guys, i hope you open your hearts one day
<Ry99an> YES
<mrscriblam> see you in ten minutes
<Ry99an> it would be wonderful
<Ry99an> when im dead buddy
<Ry99an> you can have my heart...
<Ashington> hes like roger buck
<Ashington> "i will go away and do something amazing"
<Ashington> *6 weeks later*
<Ashington> "im back with the same poop"
<mrscriblam> i dont open my hearts to dumb assholes on the internet
<mrscriblam> yes i said hearts
<mrscriblam> i have 12
<mib_x3jbeh> i'm bigger
* Ry99an kisses mib_x3jbeh gently
<Ry99an> oh mib...
<Ry99an> you are so strong
<Ry99an> and handsome
<Ashington> i think 99 got mib mixed up with me
<Ashington> its ok ill forgive you this time
<systech> i have a feeling we'll be seeing you again in the near future
<mib_x3jbeh> no you won't
<mib_x3jbeh> this is the end my friends
<mib_x3jbeh> i offered u a place
<mib_x3jbeh> its there for you
<mrscriblam> i am the bigger man so i will leave now
<mrscriblam> im much more mature than you
<mrscriblam> so much
<mrscriblam> i am the maturest
<pselrafcekkt> i may be a bigger man but my weiner is oh so tiny!
<mrscriblam> i only said nice things
<mib_x3jbeh> and now i must go
<mib_x3jbeh> and be a jew
<mib_x3jbeh> i must go jew away
<mrscriblam> and wasnt an asshole
<mrscriblam> and you guys
<mrscriblam> just SPAT
<mrscriblam> in my FACE
<Ry99an> plase let me kiss you harder mib
<Ry99an> on the dick
* Ry99an gobbles mib_x3jbeh 's dick
<Ry99an> mmm
<mib_x3jbeh> goodbye my friends, good time good day
<put> please go
<mrscriblam> FUCK YOU i am bigger than this
<mrscriblam> so much better than
<mrscriblam> tis
<Ry99an> but i will miss you big ol dick
<Ry99an> but not you
<Ry99an> only your dicky dick
<mrscriblam> i will leave now
<mrscriblam> knowing i was the one
<mrscriblam> who was trolling
<mrscriblam> and not you
<mrscriblam> i am the best troll
<mrscriblam> you guys got so trolled
<mib_x3jbeh> i am rtil
* mib_x3jbeh has quit IRC (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
<Ry99an> lmao
<Ry99an> i am rtil
<Ry99an> I AM GOOOOOOOOD
<Ry99an> WHEW
<Ry99an> that was
<Ry99an> something
<put> is he gone
<put> IS HE GONE
<mrscriblam> i am wolf blitzer
<mrscriblam> this just in: rvs is a tool

http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/files/910/480v9Y_artrap.mp3

quick thing i did this mornin

beats from a yamaha portasound pss-130 that is in all likelyhood older than me

recorded on**

what now al quada

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXjjVBTfdA0
watch in hd if you can

when i was in 5th grade, i was given a choice between pokemon channel and pikmen for my birthday

i chose pokemon channel

god fuckin damnit get on aim for more than ten seconds so you can help me out

THE EXCLUSIVE SINGLE

so yea wasim and i were recording a rap about makin' flash and he liked my acapella so he turned it into an EP/single

enjoy

ok here my sign for the rally to restore sanity and/or fear


whoa nelly look at them purty eyes

and oh my god what is this

DEAR

GOD


more to come (????????????)

http://www.spookingtons.com/archive.html

if you've ever read egm before 2008, you'll remember this.

idk i havent read this in years and i still love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfuwNU0jsk0