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#1
General / My Dad Returns
June 6, 2008 01:53 AM
My dad returns this time with a plaid shirt and when he got out of the car, he slammed it harder with a large o-shaped mouth on his face. Then I witnessed this expression, and I contemplated about asking him why he made the expression. I then asked him, and he responded with "well, it was a court day." So it all made sense to me.
#2
General / Carbanation At 0
June 2, 2008 08:18 AM
One day, my dad slams the door while making an o-shaped mouth expression on his face, thus leading to an event where he takes off a jacket in which he says he looks stupid by wearing it. Then Brian comes in with a large book for no reason. The book is basically a prop to trigger in other people to believe that Brian is possessed by demons. The student who comes in, stares at the book, and then suddenly closing it with awe, runs away as fast as he can.

13 monsters... there were 13
#3
General / Carson "The Hunchback" Davis
June 2, 2008 08:08 AM
There's this 15-year-old kid at my school named Carson Davis who is half-Mexican and half-white, about 5'11" and skinny, and always wears a large and heavy backpack that makes his back lowered down, like a hunchback. He is a cool guy, very smart, but a lot of people view him as odd, just like me. He enjoys playing the Magic card game, drinking an occasional glass of whiskey, and reading comic books. But also, he admits he hates girls and the concept of marriage and is claimed to be asexual. He has even rumored to have masturbated to Dragon Ball-Z on his DS in his bathroom while two other kids from school were in his house.

He's also a friend of my friend, Brian, so I consider him an acquaintance, though he does find me annoying.






 What are your thoughts on The Hunchback?

#4
General / Multiracial people
June 2, 2008 07:21 AM
For multiracial people, what race would you go by as? I'm half-Asian and half-white, but I'm never sure wheter to label myself "other" or just Asian. For anybody here multiracial, what race do you consider yourself as?
#5
General / Potential Fight at School
May 31, 2008 07:56 AM
Seeing as today was the last day of school, and no fight happened at school as it was expected, and I was left wondering who would be the winner. I can't provide pics of the potential fighters, but I'll describe them, and you can choose which one can fight best just from the description. Now I'm not supporting fights, but I just want to know who do you think will win.

Carson "The Hunback" Davis: A half-Mexican and half-white 15-year-old standing about 5'11" with a skinny frame. He earned the nickname The Hunchback for frequently carrying a large backpack on his back that makes him lower his head and back down. He is considered odd to most people, as he makes a lot of weird noises and talks about video games and the Magic card game, and always wears a UCD sweatshirt, only because he shares the last name with the university. He is on my side.

Brian Keovanxat: A half-Asian and half-white 15-year-old who is distantly related to me. He is about 5'7" with an overweight frame. He is teased all the time, and that's why it pisses me off. He has Fs in most of his classes (doesn't do a damn thing in class), but if you get to know him, he is pretty bright. He loves the Magic card name and Japanese video games. He is on my side.

Ethan M.: 14-year-old asshole who is about 5'7 with an average frame. He brags about benching 150 and knocking both Carson and Brian at the same time by punching them in the face. Not on my side, of course.
#6
General / Pigletface Series Is Deleted
May 30, 2008 08:30 PM
This pisses me off. I come home from school on the last day, ready for summer vacation from all the stress and idiots I have to put up with, and notice that all of the Pigletface movies have been deleted on NG, probably because a shithead member of Wade's "portal watch," a poorly selected group of fat 13-year-old kids, reported the movies as spam to Wade. The movies had no reason to be deleted, and weren't even on the borderline of spam. Sure some were crappy loops, but they were fun to make, and they didn't blatantly break any rules. I'm still mindboggled about how KK's shit like "Drake & Josh Hentai" still stays, when it's a lot more shittier than the quality in Pigletface.

Fuck you Wade, and fuck your piece of shit portal watch.

Also, RCrap's alts were deleted along with the movies. He won't be happy about this.

Links:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/438971
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/439130
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/441386
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/441719
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/441728
#7
General / Youngest TBA member
May 27, 2008 04:21 AM
Who is it?
#8
General / Anigen's personal information
May 25, 2008 10:35 PM
no one cares
#9
General / This is for you, anigen
May 25, 2008 08:08 PM
What the hell did I do to piss you off so much? I actually made some compliments to you once, and you even responded to it by thanking me. The next day, for no reason, you blocked me. I don't really care or anything, but the fact you actually did that without explanation annoyed me. I did maybe waste about ten minutes going from account to account IMing you about it, yet you just blocked me right after.

Also, how am I associating myself with you? The closest to being associated with you is maybe occasionally posting on this forum. My blog on Pigletface shouldn't have been taken so seriously. Sure I was a bit annoyed by having two crappy movies deleted, but by all means it wasn't serious.

You're a naive fuck, too. I haven't seen any movies from you but two, yet you're making a site "for your work" and a bunch of other shit that will get no more than probably five visitors on a regular basis. Sooner or later your mom is going to find out you're using her paypal account for domain host payment, so I suggest you delete that.

Also, I understand if you have any social anxiety problems. I have a social anxiety disorder and a personality disorder, and I was teased throughout school. I'll apologize to you if I sound like a serious dick because I know what it feels like to be shunned. If you want to talk to me personally, you can that via aim.

Thank you and goodnight
#10
I can't believe this, Wade and poorly selected group of fat kids who call themselves the "portal watch" deleted two of my movies which broke absolutely no rules. It's not spam, it's just simply made, and some people enjoy it. Also, tell me what you people think of the series and how I can improve it (they'll be poorly made for now, but I'll make some quality ones sometime soon.)

RIP http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/440525
#11
General / My Dad is a Good Man.
May 18, 2008 05:46 AM
On Thursday, at approximately 3:20 p.m., my dad arrived at my school to pick me up. He was wearing a blue-and-white-colored plaid shirt, because he just came from a court hearing regarding the divorce between him and my mom. When we arrived home, he closed the door while he had an o-shaped mouth on his face, looking like he was confused. Later the night, my dad got very drunk, and I asked him to imitate the expression on his face from earlier, but he could not recall and passed out.
#12
General / TBA Pet-peeves
May 7, 2008 08:43 AM
My pet-peeves on backalleys are the incessant uses of  , which I have seen f0d use a lot. I also dislike some members who think they're cool by posting totally irrelevant information or opinions in a topic.
#13
General / Wade Fulp Is A Fat Asshole
May 6, 2008 11:27 PM
We all know Wade Fulp, the older brother of Tom Fulp, and administrator of Newgrounds. We know that's he's in his 30s and spends a great deal of his time lurking the NG BBS and managing the site. However, it wasn't fully explained that Wade Fulp spends 20 hours of his time online, mostly consisting of Newgrounds and Paltalking. It's amazing how somebody in his 30s spends that much time online a day, and having only four hours to do other things. Aren't there any priorities? Why does Wade spend so much time online? Another thing is that Wade might be fat, with his lack of exercise indicating so.
#14
We all know MoonClock, aka Michael P., an avid BBS poster. Well, two weeks ago, a woman who was substituting for his French class, had a Burger K*ng Joe in her hand, and was sipping from it! It was just a disgusting act to see the woman pour that disgusting, horrid, and obscene sludge down her throat. The woman must have been legally insane, a total bitch, or a Kingist...

Michael had this to say:
The recent events of Friday's French class has left me in shock, and I wasn't even there for the full class, as I had a guidance appointment that very day (thank god). When I saw the BK Joe, I wanted to bolt right out of the classroom, and I very well accomplished that. I just hope I never have to lay my eyes upon that...that...that THING ever again. Burger King in my High School...give me a BREAK!

#15
These are all Youtube videos insulting Ronald McDonald and McDonald's. These videos include physical attacks and threats against Ronald McDonald and McDonald's, and must be flagged.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae8_k5KF5s8 (obscene physical attack)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HocJvFC4mh8 (obscene physical attack)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm0ETnT2JWE...feature=related (obscene physical attack)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TswhSElsFw...feature=related (physical attack involving firearms)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0sRWk3kEso...feature=related (threat)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJCaPeBQUBg...feature=related (obscene physical attack on property)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPxWyXSWJeM...feature=related (threat)