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[2007]

Hi I'm Zekey of Zekey's Animation Emporium.

You may know me from such classics as "BUMSEX BUMSEX BUMSEX" and "Vote 5 for Mario".

Or you may know me from my more recent works such as "Rejected Hellmann's Mayonnaise Advert" and "Streets of Cage".
Due to changes in the economy and impending financial ruin, I am liquidating everything I ever gave a rats ass about, and I am passing the savings down to yyyyoooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!



We're starting off with a bang during this clearance sale with a legendary piece known as Polypeptide.
All previous fans of Zekey may know this cartoon as the fabled animated film he started way back in 2007.
Clips of it can be seen in both demo reels!

We also have pieces of it on rtil's server! Jinkies!

Here's a quick preview of what to expect:
http://thebackalleys.com/ok/public/player.php?file=Experiment19_Scene_4.swf
http://thebackalleys.com/ok/public/player.php?file=20lW3_explodo.swf
http://thebackalleys.com/ok/public/player.php?file=590Uv9_Experiment19_Scene_6.swf

Wow! How marvelous! Why the animation is so good it might even give Johnny Test a run for its money! Is it even possible to watch such choppy tweens and stuttered traditional animation without your jaw simply dropping to the floor? The question is rhetorical, friends.

It is not!!!!

But once you get your jaws attached back to your skulls, I will be proud to inform you that Polypeptide is for sale!!!
Are they attached yet?
Yes. Good.
It's for sale!!!!!!!!!


You, yes YOU, can buy and own POLYPEPTIDE and the rights to all the characters and art within it.

What does this earn you?
- polypep is now yours to do with as you please
- you may edit it or upload it or even finish it, as it is woefully incomplete
- you may market it or make money from it however you wish
- you may alter the animation and events within to your hearts content

What do you NOT get?
- the music within the short is affiliated with Red Mongoose and Mentally Detached
- you do not get the rights to the music
- the music is owned by them
- you also cant get the tshirts from the old zazzle account
- mainly because i dont know how to do that
- nobody buys those anyway


Overall it's a pretty sweet deal!
If you have disposable income and want to own a relic of internet animation, now is the time to do it.
Please post your offer IN THIS THREAD.

Offers sent via private message will not be read.
The highest offer will win the rights to the film and we can discuss it via email or skype or steam or through native american smoke signals if that makes you happy.

I would ask there to be no non-serious responses in the thread but I know asking for such things here is folly.


Thank you for visiting Zekey's Emporium of Total Cartoon Madness!
If this Polypeptide sells well I will probably start selling other things.
Like old star syndicate daily toons and such.



Rtil if you feel this thread shouldnt be in general chat, please move it where you feel it belongs!
(please not the funhouse).

https://youtu.be/xdEmK98r4yM

comin' soonaroonie

music by shadowfox02 aka shads aka Big Bear Doin' Thangs

fin

was also good go see it wear a bulletproof vest cause america

go see moonrise kingdom if you arent a failure of a human being


here is my lengthy review:


it's good


go.

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they're making monsters.....that get into your head

http://www.thebackalleys.com/dump/player.php?f=8882



THEY'RE MAKING PROGRESS
AND NO LESS
WITH THE HELP OF A BLIND EYE TEST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i drew something for the first time in nearly 2 months
i am only posting it here because i havent posted on this forum for more than 2 months



and now to return to the world of notdrawing and notposting

The year is 1995. I'm 10 years old on Windows95 playing weird semi-educational stuff my parents bought for me.
One in particular is a game called ZOOTOPIA where a helicopter crashes on some magical talking animal zoo island.

The game delights my simple mind and I carry a few shattered memories of it for the next 15 years.


Skipping ahead.


The year is 2010. I'm 24 years old and still have the dusty old CD-ROM case. For shits and giggles I decide to look up the game online. Other than some very old licensing information, there is vaguely nothing. It is as if the game never existed. Disappointed I vow to one day reinstall the game and record my favorite bits and pieces and put them online.

The year is now 2011 and someone did all that for me.


Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you a strange educational pc game produced by the Good Housekeeping magazine company.


Here is my copy of the disc, freshly scanned.

The front cover is very close to what the ingame main menu resembled. Although those crudely drawn cartoon animals are not on the main menu. Perhaps my first brush with false advertising.

FYI the company that created this game still exists. Also I doubt even they remember making this game.


The game's intro which I found terrifying as a child.
Zootopia Beginning

A raven rapping edgar allen poe. By far my favorite part of the game. Not sure why its in this game as its not educational at all but who gives a shit.
Zootopia Raven

This game had alot of catchy music. And along with the cartoons were some live action bits and even this one puppet bit where a fire-bellied toad sings about how sad he is.
Zootopia Toad

Another great song lost in the sands of time. With perhaps the blackest swan ever.
Zootopia Swan

These prairie dogs have very creepy faces. But the song they sing is great. Why did games seem to have so much better music back then?
Zootopia Prairie Dog

This was considered good graphics back then. Despite being pre-rendered video.
Zootopia Train

YOU ARE A MAGGOT HATCHED FROM A MUTANT MAGGOT EGG
Zootopia Macaw

Yay epilepsy
Zootopia Cheetah

I would always avoid this next bit in the game. Simply because it wasn't very funny.
Zootopia Rhino

This lion reminds me of Red Green. The small lion reminds me of Bobby Hill.
Zootopia Lion

Ah subtle racism and cigarette jokes
Zootopia Camel

AWW YA DONT LOOK LIKE A GIBBON
Zootopia Gibbon

Jimmy Stewart the Hermit Crab
Zootopia Crab

the confused owl
Zootopia Owl

what gender is this thing
Zootopia Legless Lizard

If I recall this boat ride took you back to the helicopter and thus the end of the game.
Zootopia Boat

this thing's voice still haunts me when I sleep
Zootopia Bison

this tiger has like the best voice ever.
Zootopia Tiger

Sadly this is not everything from the game. But this is a large majority of it.



To end this topic here is perhaps the best lava animation I have ever seen.
Zootopia Volcano

http://zhuniverse.com/

http://googles.com/site/show.php?id=home

for fans of his fans

I had such high hopes for this.
God damnit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN2hsRyPeJA