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#2
General / "Fight" at school about McDonald's
October 23, 2008 10:43 PM
I resisted posting here, but I couldn't.
For now at least.
Well now as I'm munching a delicious Carl's Jr. Western Double Cheeseburger, I had this little "fight" at school that regarded McDonald's. I usually talk a lot about McDonald's, especially to this one guy named Ricardo Rivera, who was my friend at some points but we had a falling out on and off. Today during lunchtime I was hanging out in the locker bay with a few other guys (Oliver, Daniel A, Daniel V, Andrew), and of course, Ricardo was there. The Marines came to our school and gave off an assembly, and me and the guys were discussing about them. Ricardo wanted to be a Marine, but seeing as he is so goddamn scrawny and weak, we just made fun of him for that (in a kind of friendly way, but he took it seriously). I made fun of how he couldn't hold and shoot a gun properly, and how the recoil could break his fall. He also kept telling me to shut up with the McDonald's discussions, and they knew I was a bit pissed with him, and told me to fight him. After discussing about his inability to use a gun, I asked, "what if you saw Ricardo in a porn movie... a gay one?" (no offense to gay people) Ricardo's adrenaline kicked in, and bolted to my standing. As his eyes were red beet-colored, he kept telling me to "Get out of here you asshole" or something like that. He punched me in the shoulder, and I bumped him again. He then slowly chased me out of there, but I didn't want to self-defend myself.
I'm really thinking about kicking his ass but I shouldn't care anymore. I know you guys don't care and probably will ignore this, and I'll probably post this on another forum where people will take it seriously, but what should I do?
For now at least.
Well now as I'm munching a delicious Carl's Jr. Western Double Cheeseburger, I had this little "fight" at school that regarded McDonald's. I usually talk a lot about McDonald's, especially to this one guy named Ricardo Rivera, who was my friend at some points but we had a falling out on and off. Today during lunchtime I was hanging out in the locker bay with a few other guys (Oliver, Daniel A, Daniel V, Andrew), and of course, Ricardo was there. The Marines came to our school and gave off an assembly, and me and the guys were discussing about them. Ricardo wanted to be a Marine, but seeing as he is so goddamn scrawny and weak, we just made fun of him for that (in a kind of friendly way, but he took it seriously). I made fun of how he couldn't hold and shoot a gun properly, and how the recoil could break his fall. He also kept telling me to shut up with the McDonald's discussions, and they knew I was a bit pissed with him, and told me to fight him. After discussing about his inability to use a gun, I asked, "what if you saw Ricardo in a porn movie... a gay one?" (no offense to gay people) Ricardo's adrenaline kicked in, and bolted to my standing. As his eyes were red beet-colored, he kept telling me to "Get out of here you asshole" or something like that. He punched me in the shoulder, and I bumped him again. He then slowly chased me out of there, but I didn't want to self-defend myself.
I'm really thinking about kicking his ass but I shouldn't care anymore. I know you guys don't care and probably will ignore this, and I'll probably post this on another forum where people will take it seriously, but what should I do?
#3
General / Rtil's religion and philosophy
October 21, 2008 06:17 AM
I have taken a scan at Ryan's Myspace profile, and I found out what religion he is, regardless of him not listing his religion, but I found out indirectly. Apparently he is an alumnus of Bellevue Christian School, in which he is a 2005 graduate of. Now I was pretty sure it was a religious school just because of the Christian in the name, but I went through a search and it's indeed that it is a Christian public school. Now I've never heard of Ryan speaking of his faith, but being a former student at a Christian school could give me a hint that he is either:
a. one to attend church every Sunday
b. one to show their love to Jesus
c. wants to be a "good boy"
And I believe Ryan is just not showing that faith. He probably neglects his religion, which his family believes is compulsory at the most.
A second thing is that what philosophies does Ryan follow? Now I've never seen him express anything about philosophy, though, but I hope to hear from him on that.
Well, if anyone knows more about Rtil's religion and philosophies, please tell.
a. one to attend church every Sunday
b. one to show their love to Jesus
c. wants to be a "good boy"
And I believe Ryan is just not showing that faith. He probably neglects his religion, which his family believes is compulsory at the most.
A second thing is that what philosophies does Ryan follow? Now I've never seen him express anything about philosophy, though, but I hope to hear from him on that.
Well, if anyone knows more about Rtil's religion and philosophies, please tell.
#4
General / You know why f0d hates horses?
October 20, 2008 10:46 PM
At the age of six, f0d had fellatio performed with the horse, and the horse came in his mouth, thus leaving trauma from that incident. Now f0d has a strange phobia of horses, and as he said, "fuck horses." Who knows what he could mean by "fuck horses?" I mean, that fellatio incident could give me a hint he wants to actually have sex with horses.
f0d, admit it.
f0d, admit it.
#5
General / Ronald McDonald massacres/attacks
October 17, 2008 08:32 PM
Ronald McDonald, religious deity and founder of McDonald's, is also best known for his prolific history of mass murders and terrorism that have mostly ended in suicides. As Ronald McDonald's soul is immortal, he is able to converge back to Earth from where his soul resides while his body is dying. As of August 2008, Ronald McDonald has committed at least 25non-political or war related (mass) murders since 1916, and has committed at least 19 warfare or political-related attacks which a few are labeled as "terrorist attacks." He is also known for his organizing of wars, predominantly with those of an opposing religion (Kingists, Islams).
His most deadly non-political or war related "criminal" massacre was a shooting spree throughout Tijuana, Mexico streets. He killed at least 20 people and wounded 28 others in what has become to be known as the "Ronald's Tijuana Massacre." The shooting occurred in 1964 and had lasted for 48 minutes. As police cars approached Ronald in an armored vehicle, they exchanged gunfire, and Ronald, for his first time, committed suicide via gunshot wound to the head with a combination of taking a cyanide pill a minute before (similar to Hitler's suicide).
His most deadly political or war related massacre was in Seattle, Washington where three Burger Kings exploded from detonating potassium nitrate bombs (similar to what Tim McVeigh used in the Oklahoma City bombing). 29 Burger King patrons of employees died in this bombings, and Ronald committed suicide by holding a grenade to his mouth and pulling off the fuse. This occurred in 1955.
And his most deadly warfare contribution was in 1943 when Ronald drove his shoe tank over the BK militia, and opening fire, killing at least 80 people.
His most deadly non-political or war related "criminal" massacre was a shooting spree throughout Tijuana, Mexico streets. He killed at least 20 people and wounded 28 others in what has become to be known as the "Ronald's Tijuana Massacre." The shooting occurred in 1964 and had lasted for 48 minutes. As police cars approached Ronald in an armored vehicle, they exchanged gunfire, and Ronald, for his first time, committed suicide via gunshot wound to the head with a combination of taking a cyanide pill a minute before (similar to Hitler's suicide).
His most deadly political or war related massacre was in Seattle, Washington where three Burger Kings exploded from detonating potassium nitrate bombs (similar to what Tim McVeigh used in the Oklahoma City bombing). 29 Burger King patrons of employees died in this bombings, and Ronald committed suicide by holding a grenade to his mouth and pulling off the fuse. This occurred in 1955.
And his most deadly warfare contribution was in 1943 when Ronald drove his shoe tank over the BK militia, and opening fire, killing at least 80 people.
#6
General / Time flies when you're having fun...
October 17, 2008 06:20 PM
#8
General / Countries Naming Quiz
October 17, 2008 05:26 PM
Take the "name the countries quiz" here
I got 57:
Afghanistan, Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bahamas, Bermuda, Brazil, Canada, Chad, China, Christmas Island, Cook Islands, Czech Republic, El Salvador, Estonia, Ethiopia, Finland, France, Germany, Greenland, Hong Kong, Iceland, India, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Kenya, Kuwait, Laos, Lithuania, Mexico, Mongolia, Morocco, Namibia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Niger, Nigeria, North Korea, Pakistan, Papua New Guinea, Peru, Philippines, Romania, Russia, Solomon Islands, South Africa, South Korea, Thailand, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States, Vatican City, Vietnam, Zimbabwe
I got 57:
Afghanistan, Argentina, Australia, Austria, Bahamas, Bermuda, Brazil, Canada, Chad, China, Christmas Island, Cook Islands, Czech Republic, El Salvador, Estonia, Ethiopia, Finland, France, Germany, Greenland, Hong Kong, Iceland, India, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Kenya, Kuwait, Laos, Lithuania, Mexico, Mongolia, Morocco, Namibia, Netherlands, New Zealand, Niger, Nigeria, North Korea, Pakistan, Papua New Guinea, Peru, Philippines, Romania, Russia, Solomon Islands, South Africa, South Korea, Thailand, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States, Vatican City, Vietnam, Zimbabwe
#9
General / Ronald McDonald School Massacre
October 16, 2008 07:13 AM
Note: This is a story I wrote about school terror committed by a gunman, later to be identified as Ronald. The story may seem confusing to you as he is only called the gunman or the shooter until the ending, where he is then identified by the police. The school where the attacks took place is fictional, and there are no threats made here, don't think I am going to go out and kill a lot of people because it's merely an interest and I like reading and writing stories about it. Also, Ronald is fucking God, get over it. The story was written without any proofreading by anybody else, so feel free to suggest improvement.
It was always a good day at the Nicholas de Klerk Academy High School, a school where students aged 14 to 18 chose to attend for their academic performance. The alternative academy school, having an emphasis on culinary arts and health, housed only 350 students and 20 faculty members. All of the atmosphere at the school, filled of happiness, optimism and freedom, had changed on an autumn day of 2006. That day had students left concerned and confused of why the school was a target for such incident, and how they triggered one's emotions to have this such incident even come into reality. The incident, like many of the such, have been exaggerated by the media. It took quite a while for anybody to understand why this happened.
On the said described autumn day of 2006, at approximately 9:00 during the session of first period class, a gunman initially identified only as at least six feet tall and wearing a dark yellow trench coat and holdng a duffel bag, had breached inside the school building by firing a gunshot into a window pane of the school entrance. From there the gunman had entered in the building through the glass infraction and suddenly approached a health teacher passing by. The gunman quickly produced a Glock 22 pistol and fired on the health teacher's face twice, instantly killing him. The eruption of gunfire had people occupied in the school concerned on wheter or not they were gunshots, and the school staff had taken suggestion that they were, having it put on Code Blue lockdown.
The gunman, acknowledged of the school's lockdown from the intercom's messages, produced a second firearm—a Colt M1902 semi-automatic pistol, and approached a health classroom nine feet away from his standing, and fired on the lock and door with the semi-automatic pistol. As access to its' entrance was given, the gunman held his semi-automatic pistol with a brazen and monotone expression, and bolted to the teacher's seat, where the gunman held the teacher at gunpoint by her temple. As students responded with fear, the gunman brandished his Glock 22, threatening to shoot at anybody attempting to obstruct or disarm him. Police sirens were being heard, and police cars were converging near the school entrance, only 20 feet away from where the gunman was standing. After taking notice, the gunman fired a shot to the ceiling and taken the whole classroom of 27 students and a teacher hostage. Only eighteen seconds before a police officer could locate the room of the gunman, he had chained the outside doorknob with a Post-it note reading "IF YOU ATTEMPT TO BREAK OPEN THIS YOU WILL RECEIVE A FATAL RESPONSE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED" in Sharpie ink.
The gunman quickly took out a baclava ski mask from his duffel bag, hiding his identity. As police officers were heard shooting and infringing the door chains, the gunman had selected shooting victims at the beginning of his siege. A student was asked whether or not he supported the financial aid for McDonald's, and responded with a sonorous "no." Three bullets were hit to his face and abdomens, instantly killing him, causing traumatic shock from witnesses. Seconds later, the teacher, who was held at gunpoint in emotional traumatic fear, was shot in the face twice after attempting to throw a chair at the gunman. The women died an hour later from her wounds after being in a state of extreme unconsciousness. The two bodies were covered with cellophane and long white sheets of paper to hide them from authorities.
After two minutes of attempting breaching, two heavily armed police officers with thick bullet-proof vests donned on barged inside the classroom entrance and drawn guns at the gunman, leading to a stand-off. The police ordered the gunman to drop his weapons and surrender, though the gunman still threatened his hostages. Despite the fact that the gunman was already an extremely dangerous threat for allegedly murdering a teacher (which police had found the dead body of when entering the school), he was not shot and was taken a chance of being able to negotiate with police during the stand-off, which supposedly would have lasted for hours. Through the process of four hours and eighteen minutes that the siege was held, the gunman made at least three threats to kill himself and the students in the classroom, but made no visual threats by blatantly drawing or brandishing a weapon at one another. The gunman was never identified by authorities during the process of the siege, through hints were given that had suggested who the gunman was. At about 1:50 local time, the gunman abruptly put his hands down his pocket, and took out what would have been suspected of a weapon by police, in which a 14-year veteran, from a 12-feet range, fired two shots that lodged through the gunman's legs and arms. While the gunman had been shot, he threw a Molotov Cocktail at police officers, who attempted to shoot him, and flames erupted. As police officers, some catching on fire, stood from a far range, attempted to fire bullets at where the gunman had tried to conceal himself in the classroom.
Multiple shots were heard by police, and as students attempted to run for their lives, the gunman fired at nearly every student inside the room, killing four and wounding eight; another injured died later in the hospital. About eight others, including those who were shot, catched on fire. Two died from the flames, other suffering from severe fifth-degree burns. The gunman fled from the scene of the classroom, and had suddenly been scanned by police. As police approached and exchanged gunfire the gunman, the gunman disarmed himself by throwing his weapons and duffelbag on the floor, and quickly limped on his knees to a restroom with multiple gunshots on the arms, legs, and abdomen, and committed suicide by using his shoes to suffocate himself. He died before police found him in a urinal either in a condition of unconsciounsness or death. The corpse was found only sixteen seconds later after his death, and the death had been ruled out as a suicide. The method of suicide the gunman had committed had took about six hours to confirm.
As students, teachers, and police officers were (mortally) injured by either gunshots, flames, or glass and broken debris were taken out on stretchers to multiple hospitals—via hospitals, via ambulance vehicles, and some were rolled on their stretchers on their way to the hospital. It took about seventeen hours to conduct the real number of casualities from the killing spree, which was released to the media as 11 dead including the perpetrator's death, and around 17 to 20 injured.
Though what really had to be known by the people, especially the media, was who was the gunman? Who the hell shot all of these people? Who would have such nerve? The name of the shooter was identified as the religious deity and fast food chain founder, Ronald McDonald, of McDonald's. Some of the people who witnessed the attack recognized a few of his features, but could not conjure that it was really him. It really took some thinking, but the police were only able to identify him. People either knew Ronald as a good man, or an evil bastard.
The motive was also a big question, too. Why? Just why? Why did he shoot everyone? Why did he have to do this and then take his own life? It was because that the school he targeted was really a piece of shit that kept insulting his fast food establishements. The health program did their best to discourage eating at McDonald's. That certainly pissed Ronald and His people off, and seeing as he didn't take the shit, he went in the school, armed to the teeth, and shot and committed arson in which he called "McTerrorism." Ronald's suicide does not mean he is dead—he is immortal, especially in the spirits, and he can return to the planet of Earth at anytime he wants. Ronald lives in a different world, of different mortality, and if he wants to, he can return to Earth to terrorize and raise Hell and leave. Ronald, though may be known for his terrorism, is not a man of evil, he is also known as a man of love.
As President George Bush sent his condolences to the people affected by the tragedy, as vigils were attended by many, and as people worldwide sent their condolences and tried to make this world a better place—they were not aware that Ronald had a good reason for this. He was suffering. Or at least that was what his followers were thinking.
Photos
SWAT break into a school bus to search for weapons that could have been left by culprit. (Public domain pic)
It was always a good day at the Nicholas de Klerk Academy High School, a school where students aged 14 to 18 chose to attend for their academic performance. The alternative academy school, having an emphasis on culinary arts and health, housed only 350 students and 20 faculty members. All of the atmosphere at the school, filled of happiness, optimism and freedom, had changed on an autumn day of 2006. That day had students left concerned and confused of why the school was a target for such incident, and how they triggered one's emotions to have this such incident even come into reality. The incident, like many of the such, have been exaggerated by the media. It took quite a while for anybody to understand why this happened.
On the said described autumn day of 2006, at approximately 9:00 during the session of first period class, a gunman initially identified only as at least six feet tall and wearing a dark yellow trench coat and holdng a duffel bag, had breached inside the school building by firing a gunshot into a window pane of the school entrance. From there the gunman had entered in the building through the glass infraction and suddenly approached a health teacher passing by. The gunman quickly produced a Glock 22 pistol and fired on the health teacher's face twice, instantly killing him. The eruption of gunfire had people occupied in the school concerned on wheter or not they were gunshots, and the school staff had taken suggestion that they were, having it put on Code Blue lockdown.
The gunman, acknowledged of the school's lockdown from the intercom's messages, produced a second firearm—a Colt M1902 semi-automatic pistol, and approached a health classroom nine feet away from his standing, and fired on the lock and door with the semi-automatic pistol. As access to its' entrance was given, the gunman held his semi-automatic pistol with a brazen and monotone expression, and bolted to the teacher's seat, where the gunman held the teacher at gunpoint by her temple. As students responded with fear, the gunman brandished his Glock 22, threatening to shoot at anybody attempting to obstruct or disarm him. Police sirens were being heard, and police cars were converging near the school entrance, only 20 feet away from where the gunman was standing. After taking notice, the gunman fired a shot to the ceiling and taken the whole classroom of 27 students and a teacher hostage. Only eighteen seconds before a police officer could locate the room of the gunman, he had chained the outside doorknob with a Post-it note reading "IF YOU ATTEMPT TO BREAK OPEN THIS YOU WILL RECEIVE A FATAL RESPONSE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED" in Sharpie ink.
The gunman quickly took out a baclava ski mask from his duffel bag, hiding his identity. As police officers were heard shooting and infringing the door chains, the gunman had selected shooting victims at the beginning of his siege. A student was asked whether or not he supported the financial aid for McDonald's, and responded with a sonorous "no." Three bullets were hit to his face and abdomens, instantly killing him, causing traumatic shock from witnesses. Seconds later, the teacher, who was held at gunpoint in emotional traumatic fear, was shot in the face twice after attempting to throw a chair at the gunman. The women died an hour later from her wounds after being in a state of extreme unconsciousness. The two bodies were covered with cellophane and long white sheets of paper to hide them from authorities.
After two minutes of attempting breaching, two heavily armed police officers with thick bullet-proof vests donned on barged inside the classroom entrance and drawn guns at the gunman, leading to a stand-off. The police ordered the gunman to drop his weapons and surrender, though the gunman still threatened his hostages. Despite the fact that the gunman was already an extremely dangerous threat for allegedly murdering a teacher (which police had found the dead body of when entering the school), he was not shot and was taken a chance of being able to negotiate with police during the stand-off, which supposedly would have lasted for hours. Through the process of four hours and eighteen minutes that the siege was held, the gunman made at least three threats to kill himself and the students in the classroom, but made no visual threats by blatantly drawing or brandishing a weapon at one another. The gunman was never identified by authorities during the process of the siege, through hints were given that had suggested who the gunman was. At about 1:50 local time, the gunman abruptly put his hands down his pocket, and took out what would have been suspected of a weapon by police, in which a 14-year veteran, from a 12-feet range, fired two shots that lodged through the gunman's legs and arms. While the gunman had been shot, he threw a Molotov Cocktail at police officers, who attempted to shoot him, and flames erupted. As police officers, some catching on fire, stood from a far range, attempted to fire bullets at where the gunman had tried to conceal himself in the classroom.
Multiple shots were heard by police, and as students attempted to run for their lives, the gunman fired at nearly every student inside the room, killing four and wounding eight; another injured died later in the hospital. About eight others, including those who were shot, catched on fire. Two died from the flames, other suffering from severe fifth-degree burns. The gunman fled from the scene of the classroom, and had suddenly been scanned by police. As police approached and exchanged gunfire the gunman, the gunman disarmed himself by throwing his weapons and duffelbag on the floor, and quickly limped on his knees to a restroom with multiple gunshots on the arms, legs, and abdomen, and committed suicide by using his shoes to suffocate himself. He died before police found him in a urinal either in a condition of unconsciounsness or death. The corpse was found only sixteen seconds later after his death, and the death had been ruled out as a suicide. The method of suicide the gunman had committed had took about six hours to confirm.
As students, teachers, and police officers were (mortally) injured by either gunshots, flames, or glass and broken debris were taken out on stretchers to multiple hospitals—via hospitals, via ambulance vehicles, and some were rolled on their stretchers on their way to the hospital. It took about seventeen hours to conduct the real number of casualities from the killing spree, which was released to the media as 11 dead including the perpetrator's death, and around 17 to 20 injured.
Though what really had to be known by the people, especially the media, was who was the gunman? Who the hell shot all of these people? Who would have such nerve? The name of the shooter was identified as the religious deity and fast food chain founder, Ronald McDonald, of McDonald's. Some of the people who witnessed the attack recognized a few of his features, but could not conjure that it was really him. It really took some thinking, but the police were only able to identify him. People either knew Ronald as a good man, or an evil bastard.
The motive was also a big question, too. Why? Just why? Why did he shoot everyone? Why did he have to do this and then take his own life? It was because that the school he targeted was really a piece of shit that kept insulting his fast food establishements. The health program did their best to discourage eating at McDonald's. That certainly pissed Ronald and His people off, and seeing as he didn't take the shit, he went in the school, armed to the teeth, and shot and committed arson in which he called "McTerrorism." Ronald's suicide does not mean he is dead—he is immortal, especially in the spirits, and he can return to the planet of Earth at anytime he wants. Ronald lives in a different world, of different mortality, and if he wants to, he can return to Earth to terrorize and raise Hell and leave. Ronald, though may be known for his terrorism, is not a man of evil, he is also known as a man of love.
As President George Bush sent his condolences to the people affected by the tragedy, as vigils were attended by many, and as people worldwide sent their condolences and tried to make this world a better place—they were not aware that Ronald had a good reason for this. He was suffering. Or at least that was what his followers were thinking.
Photos
SWAT break into a school bus to search for weapons that could have been left by culprit. (Public domain pic)
#11
General / Carson Updates
October 15, 2008 10:55 PM
Update 1
Carson "The Hunchback" M. Davis isn't your normal 15-year-old half-Mexican and half-white high school sophomore living in NorCal. He's not atypical, he's just... holy fuck. First of all, he stands at almost 6 feet and weighs 140 some odd lbs. Sometimes he wears glasses, and has some brown facial hair (beard and moustache) to accompany his very brown hair. He's a hunchback, hence the nickname. He has a heavy, wide backpack that lowers his height from 5'11" to 5'4" and walks hunched all over the campus, uttering about Dragon Ball Z in his nasally voice. He is self-proclaimed asexual, and only seems to be turned on or stimulated by DBZ or any VG characters, and masturbates in his bathroom when friends are over, according to those friends. Another odd aspect of him, other than his avoidance of using swearing and instead "dang it" and "hecka," he will bring a shitload of equipment with him, like he's getting ready for auditioning for a play; he brings a shitload of iPod-related materials, including the iPod, just to listen to one video game song, and that has people astonished or confused. Once he was distracted by his materials so much that the Eng. teacher bolted to his seat area and scolded him for not doing his work in class after several warnings. This resulted in a D in the class. His classroom behavior is acceptable and tolerable by most teachers, but the science teacher Mrs. Gallardo, 26-years-old, had scolded and yelled at him many times for misbehaving, and Carson does not stop making weird noises like "slap" and "punch" SFX and imitates punching and slapping on another peer. This is found odd, but whimsical by fellow students. Who knows why?
More to come on the updates of Carson "The Hunchback" M. Davis.
Update 2
The Hunchback known as Carson M. Davis let me carry his backpack today, which is wide as hell. It was like 1.5 feet wide and only 10 inches high from what I thought, and it was about 100 lbs. Whenever he wears it, he's a hunchback, and that condition still remains. Carson also bothered another student Jerome, in which he hit him with a pen because Jerome accused him of improperly writing down history notes by actually copying word by word from the book. Jerome then threatened "I will seriously hit you hard if you do that again." Carson really needs a punch, a fucking good one to the center of his face that obtains a pair of glasses and a shitload of facial hair.
Carson "The Hunchback" M. Davis isn't your normal 15-year-old half-Mexican and half-white high school sophomore living in NorCal. He's not atypical, he's just... holy fuck. First of all, he stands at almost 6 feet and weighs 140 some odd lbs. Sometimes he wears glasses, and has some brown facial hair (beard and moustache) to accompany his very brown hair. He's a hunchback, hence the nickname. He has a heavy, wide backpack that lowers his height from 5'11" to 5'4" and walks hunched all over the campus, uttering about Dragon Ball Z in his nasally voice. He is self-proclaimed asexual, and only seems to be turned on or stimulated by DBZ or any VG characters, and masturbates in his bathroom when friends are over, according to those friends. Another odd aspect of him, other than his avoidance of using swearing and instead "dang it" and "hecka," he will bring a shitload of equipment with him, like he's getting ready for auditioning for a play; he brings a shitload of iPod-related materials, including the iPod, just to listen to one video game song, and that has people astonished or confused. Once he was distracted by his materials so much that the Eng. teacher bolted to his seat area and scolded him for not doing his work in class after several warnings. This resulted in a D in the class. His classroom behavior is acceptable and tolerable by most teachers, but the science teacher Mrs. Gallardo, 26-years-old, had scolded and yelled at him many times for misbehaving, and Carson does not stop making weird noises like "slap" and "punch" SFX and imitates punching and slapping on another peer. This is found odd, but whimsical by fellow students. Who knows why?
More to come on the updates of Carson "The Hunchback" M. Davis.
Update 2
The Hunchback known as Carson M. Davis let me carry his backpack today, which is wide as hell. It was like 1.5 feet wide and only 10 inches high from what I thought, and it was about 100 lbs. Whenever he wears it, he's a hunchback, and that condition still remains. Carson also bothered another student Jerome, in which he hit him with a pen because Jerome accused him of improperly writing down history notes by actually copying word by word from the book. Jerome then threatened "I will seriously hit you hard if you do that again." Carson really needs a punch, a fucking good one to the center of his face that obtains a pair of glasses and a shitload of facial hair.
#12
Apparently Cyberen is battling breast cancer and has been enduring a regular basis of chemotherapy at the Alamosa hospital in the metropolitan area of Denver, Colorado, according to Lauch. As most of you probably know, Lauch has been producing lots of Flash animations based on Cyberen, and has included the prognosis and statuses on Cyberen's disease. He encourages people to leave comments on Cyberen's page because, "we're here for you, dude."
#13
General / To McDonald's
October 14, 2008 01:24 AM
Apparently Ronald McDonald induced some McLSD to his commercials in the 70's. The commercial became controversial as the style was very similar to Pufnstuf, leading to a lawsuit filed by Kroffts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jboOxvOmgAc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jboOxvOmgAc
#14
General / Wikipedia, the Free Enclyopedia
October 13, 2008 08:20 PM
Who enjoys the source known as Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia? None of you knew this, but I'm a pretty avid Wikipedia reader and editor. I edit a variety of articles, and my edits may range from minor edits to actually creating an article. Wikipedia really benefits if you're doing a lot of work in school, and you can easily find information pertaining to a certain subject you're studying on Wikipedia.
Look at my avatar. The funny thing is, it's true. Wikipedia does have an all-seeing eye, which is its' community. Vandalism gets reverted in a second or two. Don't fool with Wiki.
Post your favorite articles on Wiki, not favorite object or movie that has an article, but an article that contains a lot of information and rich of sources.
These look good, not favs, but good...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudius
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tassafaronga
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamental_R...Duties_of_India
Look at my avatar. The funny thing is, it's true. Wikipedia does have an all-seeing eye, which is its' community. Vandalism gets reverted in a second or two. Don't fool with Wiki.
Post your favorite articles on Wiki, not favorite object or movie that has an article, but an article that contains a lot of information and rich of sources.
These look good, not favs, but good...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claudius
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Tassafaronga
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fundamental_R...Duties_of_India
