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a couple years ago i caught the 4th of july fireworks display in eveleth, MN, pop. 3500, home of the world's largest free-standing hockey stick. they had the whole main street blocked off w food trucks & a mobile stage where a band was doin hard rock covers... there was a line a dozen people long for smokes at the gas station, right up the street from the hells angels club where five fat potbelly guys were sittiing in lawn chairs behind their row of parked hogs. i saw maybe two black people all nite. as i was heading back to the car i saw an old man walking as fast as he could, totally abandoning his tiny wife, who was like whimpering "fred... fred!" & visibly struggling to catch up to him but he just kept marching away into the night & so did i

so what are your plans for theh oliday

imma good man
never meant to hurt nobody

[DO NOT... SEEK... THE TREASURE]

DO NOT... SEEK... THE TREASURE

just when you thought it was over

you're the king of the sensu bean now dog

i finally shipped off my expensive 1st gen Apple HomePods to the one guy in the united states who repairs them. if he can fix them, i'll have my killer TV sound system back for like $250, if not i'll just be out the shipping cost and lookin at $600 to replace the pair. i chose the pod life but wtf

i fell asleep listening to the tired sounds of stars of the lid again, no weird dreams this time but my right airpod got squooshed into my ear and even after i got up, showered, drove to work, etc. my ear kept popping / unpopping all day long. it finally stopped somewhere on my drive home. be careful 

oh right
 

check this out

bababoey

i was desperate to engage w newgrounds social life but none of the artists i wanted to ingratiate myself to actually hung out in public on ng because it was full of children like myself. i knew there were offsites and spinoff forums, but i was not brave enough to post. i almost certainly wound up here by clicking the link at the end of metropolis circuit, then probably stuck around because zekey was here — watching his animation the morgue on flashplayer dot com was my first intro to flash and the downward spiral commenced with terrible speed

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a man has dreams... of walking with giants

- go to bed between 9-10 pm and wake up 5-6 am every day. i maintained this schedule for a while the last time i had a regular weekday type job and it felt so right
- quit smoking completely for as long as it takes for this fucking cough to go away
- knock it outta the park during 2nd semester back at college

eyes on the prize 

i was at work last week and for some reason my weeaboo gamer coworker brought up chris niosi re: voice acting and i was like "hahaha ffffucking kirbopher" and she said "what" and i had to reveal my newgrounds power level and explain that i used to make fun of chris "kirbopher" niosi on an internet messaghe board for flash portal criminals 

 

wonder what sirtom93 is up to these days
still in the slammer? idk
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He's out but done with NG
https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1428026

a life after newgrounds IS possible

ok now why did swain come out swinging about tba in the sirtom93 thread? did "thomas" ever even post here? or was swain just drinking & newgrounding again

it is unironically very brave to unearth teen cringe of this vintage. i love the 🔥 HOT LINKS section 🔥. i guess 1999 predates the era of shiny little "affiliate" icons & things of that nature but having a roster of other cool shit to link to was always an essential part of hacving your own site/page/blog

The only thing I could find about it is a very colorful reply from The Swain In one of Tom's announcements and a reply to Swain's post where the user use that.

this has to be it lmao



eyelovepoozy was a bbs mod & professional crane operator who spent all day sitting in his crane cab poasting on the general forum and banning 12-yr olds