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a couple years ago i caught the 4th of july fireworks display in eveleth, MN, pop. 3500, home of the world's largest free-standing hockey stick. they had the whole main street blocked off w food trucks & a mobile stage where a band was doin hard rock covers... there was a line a dozen people long for smokes at the gas station, right up the street from the hells angels club where five fat potbelly guys were sittiing in lawn chairs behind their row of parked hogs. i saw maybe two black people all nite. as i was heading back to the car i saw an old man walking as fast as he could, totally abandoning his tiny wife, who was like whimpering "fred... fred!" & visibly struggling to catch up to him but he just kept marching away into the night & so did i

so what are your plans for theh oliday

2 nights ago i fell asleep listening to the tired sounds of stars of the lid & had a dream where i was platonically showering with another man. it wasnt sensual or erotic in any way, we were just in the same shower at the same time, handing the soap back & forth. anyway post your favorite ambient/drone music, background noise, et cetera, anything cool that is "as ignorable as it is interesting"

gonna be in nyc a few days around memorial day
who wants to hang out??

ansel's evening dental regime

1. brush teeth vigorously for approx. as long as i feel like it
2. floss carefully and thoroughly
3. listerine
4. rinse repeatedly with water
5. feel PURE AND BRIGHT

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF MY MOUTH

yes folks the mexican messiah himself is traveling to the beautiful state of new york and I, your faithful correspondent ansel, am bringing you the latest updates

mar 18th 2010
1104 hrs: I think i am in hell or conneticut
1137 hrs: FAMOUS BOJANGLES CHICKEN N BISCUITS
1717 hrs: Fuckkl

DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL

yes go and get this from the library or something
it's cool shit ok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjpVQbNpGKo

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CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING

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yes folks today bill nye is 54 years old
let us salute him

[THE ANTI-J_SEED CLUB]

THE ANTI-J_SEED CLUB
RISE UP AND DEFEAT THE TEXAN TYRANT



so this is where we talk about how lame j_seed is and how mean he is in the IRC chat!!! feel free to whine about kicks+bans and whatever else i dunno

CLUB RULES:
1. jseed is a fag
2. don't be a fag like j
3. no shaving at any time
4. yellow text banned
5. phoenixes of all varieties shot on sight

refreshments are located farther down the page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXye_nHk9eg

jk

http://www.frontiernet.net/~jimdandy/specials/sweettators/

i've decided it is my job to decide what is and is not acceptable on thebackalleys.edu and here are my decrees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. all new members are worthless, never mind the fact that i showed up less than a year ago
2. everyone else is stupid for complaining about new members
3. too many autoplays, seriously you guys be mature!!!!!!!!!!@
4. arguments between members OF ANY VARIETY are hereby banned forever, this is nonnegotiable!!! you are destroying this community and i will not idly sit by
5. this forum was so much better in the OLD DAYS i mean what happened to the good times we had
6. we need more mods
7. mods are abusive and should be outlawed
8. anyone who disagrees with me WILL BE CRUSHED, I KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR THIS WEBSITE

THANK YOU, I DO EXPECT TO SEE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY PETTY COMPLAINTS ADDRESSED

i heard about this thing called swine flu and i'm very worried

post quality on tba drops 300%, plunges rtil into great depression, frowning predicted

i'm a sentimental fucker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk