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@rtil

your love for that sharkgirl sameface reminds me of that greek myth where the guy falls in love with the statue

i think she cucks him in the end

@rti

count me in

crackers fell asleep during the transformers film with the dinosaurs. he woke up later to find the movie was still going. ive never seen anyone look so furious, confused and upset

i was gonna go see moana later this week. so far ive only really seen positive reviews for it, but i havent been looking that hard. im happy to sit through a bit of tedium if theres some other good stuff going on.

yeah can confirm this happened, it was fucking dogshit. i also fell asleep during one of the lotr films, however in hindsight that was just cause i was exhausted from my hard life as a lil babby. In transformers case it was just plain shit

im always glad to return and see your work is still dogshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctYuGYwTqZg

i oly have so much pizza because i funny man. im here to complain about the nisekoi ending

No, We are as we are, here on this planet 7 billion years after an event that had an infintesimally small chance of happening,

when you have forever to try, does infinitesimallity really matter

T H A N K Y O U

except that the master does not want this dog ... it is but a jasondog ...

notice how it is always soup that leads with the funny ... then sam follows behind... the small dog teetering behind its master.... roo roo ....

Really cool tatts - i always like it when a sleeve has a theme rather than just a nasty ass assortment of bad ideas

@soup you like lovecraft

*puts a sheet over head and eats crackers like that dumb kid in that stupid movie with the number 6 in the title directed by that stupid asshole*

FUCK YOU

i think im going to be sick! all ofdver my Keybaoe!!!1 bleeurrgh!!

kizu youve only been on the planet for 2 years fuck off

*runs quickly towards you. The Max Camera cannot record me as I am moving at 70 FPS*

Y'all seeing flickers huh? Maybe I should ramp it up.

*A flurry of kicks* You can still see my legs? God... Guess I've gotta put more in the tank. Take this! And This! This Is It! My Final Attack! This Is The Way... The Cracker Crumbles! McVities Meltdown!!

Heh... Didn't Even Break A sweat.

*stuffs all my fucking salac berries into my mouth* god.... i am so fast right now. *punches you once* eavery time i type a letter *i am punching you inbetween every letter typed* i am punched you. do you understand. that is the level of speed i am on. ,kingdoms are clay. my life is forfeit..

all my life was

unlimited berry works..

*turns white and pale and slumps in the corner of the ring i guess its over*

killed it