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2 nights ago i fell asleep listening to the tired sounds of stars of the lid & had a dream where i was platonically showering with another man. it wasnt sensual or erotic in any way, we were just in the same shower at the same time, handing the soap back & forth. anyway post your favorite ambient/drone music, background noise, et cetera, anything cool that is "as ignorable as it is interesting"

gonna be in nyc a few days around memorial day
who wants to hang out??

ansel's evening dental regime

1. brush teeth vigorously for approx. as long as i feel like it
2. floss carefully and thoroughly
3. listerine
4. rinse repeatedly with water
5. feel PURE AND BRIGHT

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF MY MOUTH

yes folks the mexican messiah himself is traveling to the beautiful state of new york and I, your faithful correspondent ansel, am bringing you the latest updates

mar 18th 2010
1104 hrs: I think i am in hell or conneticut
1137 hrs: FAMOUS BOJANGLES CHICKEN N BISCUITS
1717 hrs: Fuckkl

DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL

yes go and get this from the library or something
it's cool shit ok

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjpVQbNpGKo

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CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING

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yes folks today bill nye is 54 years old
let us salute him

[THE ANTI-J_SEED CLUB]

THE ANTI-J_SEED CLUB
RISE UP AND DEFEAT THE TEXAN TYRANT



so this is where we talk about how lame j_seed is and how mean he is in the IRC chat!!! feel free to whine about kicks+bans and whatever else i dunno

CLUB RULES:
1. jseed is a fag
2. don't be a fag like j
3. no shaving at any time
4. yellow text banned
5. phoenixes of all varieties shot on sight

refreshments are located farther down the page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXye_nHk9eg

jk

http://www.frontiernet.net/~jimdandy/specials/sweettators/

i've decided it is my job to decide what is and is not acceptable on thebackalleys.edu and here are my decrees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. all new members are worthless, never mind the fact that i showed up less than a year ago
2. everyone else is stupid for complaining about new members
3. too many autoplays, seriously you guys be mature!!!!!!!!!!@
4. arguments between members OF ANY VARIETY are hereby banned forever, this is nonnegotiable!!! you are destroying this community and i will not idly sit by
5. this forum was so much better in the OLD DAYS i mean what happened to the good times we had
6. we need more mods
7. mods are abusive and should be outlawed
8. anyone who disagrees with me WILL BE CRUSHED, I KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR THIS WEBSITE

THANK YOU, I DO EXPECT TO SEE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY PETTY COMPLAINTS ADDRESSED

i heard about this thing called swine flu and i'm very worried

post quality on tba drops 300%, plunges rtil into great depression, frowning predicted

i'm a sentimental fucker

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxPZh4AnWyk

I lied, it's not my speakers, it's my sound in general. read my post for details, i copied + pasted my post from another tech support forum so i sound like a big gay

For about a week now, my sound has been completely dead. One afternoon, I tried to listen to a song and it wouldn't play. I tried to adjust my volume, and it was at full and unmuted-- but still no sound. I checked with a pair of headphones to see if my speakers were the issue, but once again there was nothing. Since then, I've tried everything I could think of to remedy the problem, and here is a short list of everything I've attempted.

Checked to see if my speakers were the issue. Unless my headphones broke at the same time, that's not it.
System Restore to the previous afternoon. It was a hunch that I didn't expect to be accurate--it wasn't.
Uninstalling/Reinstalling audio drivers. I downloaded the latest Sigma-Tel driver from the Dell website, but it had no effect.
I waded through the Control Panel and checked everything I could think of. My speakers are selected as the primary audio device in Sound, and the correct driver is selected in Device Manager.

One thing I should definitely mention is that some programs are having trouble with sound. For example, if I try to play a sound file or a video with sound in WMP, it simply can't open it, or play it at all. My NES emulator can't boot up ROMs anymore, and I'm assuming this is related to the dynamic sound generation the NES used--some kind of audio jigger is faling to load. There's another one I can't remember, but most interestingly when I try to test my sound setup in the Sound panel I'm greeted with this unsettling message: Failed to play test tone.

I'm getting the feeling something is fundamentally amiss here.

Any suggestions? I think reinstalling my OS would fix the problem, but I've jsut barely finished recovering from a protracted difficulty with Adobe Flash and have recently spent a lot of time reskinning many of my programs. Any suggestions on what could be causing this or how I could fix it?

this shit sucks, dude