a man who liked the circus

[slantedskarekrow]

Once there was a man, a regular guy like you or me. He liked to goto the circus, he made sure to go every time they were in town, and he always had a great time. The act he like the most was the clowns, for some reason it seemed he just couldn't get enough of them. so one year a new circus came to his small town, being that he had never seen this particular circus before the man was excited to see how good the clowns were, so he got a ticket for the front row right in front of the center ring, but what the man didn't know was that the lead clown at this circus was very mean, and he liked to taught the audience, especially the people who sat in the front row. Like every circus before it the man walked in with the crowd and took his seat front and center excited as ever to see the clowns. He sat through all the other acts, the lion tamer ,and the acrobats, and the elephant riders, all the time excited to watch the grand finale clowns. Finally at last the clowns came out and became to do their act, as usually the man couldn't get enough of it he laughed and laughed, until suddenly the lead clown stopped and pointed out the man, and boy did he let him have it. the whole audience laughed at the mans expense as the clown mocked him, and bashed him, and tortured him with his cruel taunts, the man left the circus in a furry, and left town for fear that he had been made into a joke, he just knew the whole town would be talking about him and what a mockery he had become, and this he could not stand for. he decided to travel the world seeking advice from the greatest minds he could find. He searched every country, climbed every mountain, looking for the greatest wise men and gurus of his time. he crossed lakes and oceans ad hiked for miles and finally after 10 years of his life spend he was finally ready to return and find the clown that had tormented him so servers. he returns to his old home town just in time for the circus, and he's in luck it's the same circus from last time with the same clowns and everything. so he get's his ticket and sits front row, right in front of the center ring. he waits patiently for all of the other acts to pass, the acrobats and the loin tamers are of no importance to him. finally at last the clowns come out and just as last time the lead clown stops and points out the man, he begins to start in on him, and the man stands up prepared to defend himself, he points the the clown with a grin on his face and says...










































FUCK YOU CLOWN!

[funzop]

i saw lots of words and skipped them hoping for pictures but i was told fuck you and called a clown wow what a rude thread

[psi43]

i didn't read the topic but that reminds me of a very interesting story i once heard:

A town circus was on fire, and the circus director told the clown to go to town and get help. So the clown went to the nearby town and was screaming and crying, shouting for help, but everyone thought it was an act and just laughed and played along.


sad story.

[funzop]

tht sure is a sa story u just told psi ti wwas very sad

[Philip K Dick]

Tengo

There once was a husky broad shouldered young gentleman named tengo who walked the plains many a day and a night ago. In a recent discovery, a scientist named Mark Ioder discovered Tengo's body in a frozen glacier which had washed up on shore in Antarctica. He was alive perfectly intact. It had taken the man in the glacier several days to thaw and regain consciousness, and in the meanwhile he was gay. I mean, he was gauged and tested and it was found that he was legitimately over 11,000 years old. Legit, dude. Yeah dude i totally smoked hella legit weed last weekend it was so legit man yeah

"tengo live on mountain, tengo see everything from peak"
"What year did you live in?"
"tengo see many things."
"That's not what I asked," said Dr. Ioder. Ioder was in charge the information extraction group. The man, Tengo, proven to have lived in a time forgotten by man or some shit, had been miraculously ressurected. And now...
30 years later
soundtrack - nocturne no 7 in c sharp minor op. 27 no. 1 larghetto - frederick chopin
tengo walks the streets aimlessly. liquor bottle in his hand, the ancient story in his head. he drags his feet on the pavement and crosses streets without looking, the cars honking. its night time and time to once again find a place to sleep. an objet d'art sin was pushed back in